Toast to Funny Party Captions for Instagram

Tap into the power of party captions and take your Instagram game to a whole new level. With our fresh and trendy party Instagram captions for your next solo or group photoshoot, you can create amazing festive photos in no time. We’ve got some awesome and funny party captions that are sure to get likes, hearts, and action on any user-generated content.

Toast to Funny Party Captions for Instagram

• You may not be the life of the party, but you’re the reason it’s fun.

• This is my party shirt and I’ll cry if I want to

• When the party’s got pizza and a keg 🍕 🍻

• Screw pumpkin spice, you’re my fall favorite 🍂;

• Don’t look at me like that. I know what you’re thinking, and it’s exactly what you think.

• Is it too early to say cheers to the freaking weekend?

• I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook 😉

• Sorry, I didn’t hear you over all of this champagne.

• Drinks are on me! …in my dream, at least.

• I hope you like my outfit as much as I like yours.

• Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas.

• All my friends are heathens, take it slow (wait for them to ask you why you said that)

• “Is this even going to show up on my Instagram?” -Me, trying to take a good photo at a party 😮

• Ugh, get ready to Instagram my brunch, you guys!

• If you can’t get caught in the rain, then get caught in a champagne shower at my house party 🍾 🍾

• It’s a party, and you are invited.

• I’m going to pop some tags. Only got $20 in my pocket, I—I—I’m huntin’ 🎵 💳”

• No one ever says “I’m sorry” like a party animal.

• My love for you burns like a thousand suns. Let’s a party tonight!

• Come for the drinks, stay for the memories.

• The party doesn’t start till I walk in.

• Why don’t you stay a little longer and party with me?

• I got the moves like Jagger, I’ve got the moves like Jagger.

• Let the good times start and the bad ones end.

• I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship

• Why look for the Key when I have the Master

• When you actually want to party, but when you don’t fancy going out: A party without a cake is just a meeting.

• ‘Life is a party, dress like it.’ – Audrey Hepburn

• Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday……. If you’re not having fun on Insta Than You’re Doing It Wrong.

• All you need is love and the party.

• The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear 🎶🎄

• We don’t wear white after Labor Day. We drink rosé year-round.

• Cannot think of a witty caption right now.

• When in doubt, vacay 💃🕺

• When you wish upon a bar. 🍻

• You know we get lit on a Monday.

• Gather around. It’s time to flex on ‘em

• Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

• Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

• I wouldn’t have it any other way—that’s why I’m here, that’s why I came!

• When I get home from a party, I always check the host’s trash to see how much fun I had.

• Fun fact: Champagne is actually made of bubbles and love. 🥂

• Toasting to the weekend with friends!

• This weekend, the only thing I’m planning on planning is what I’m not planning to plan.

• “Partying is such sweet sorrow.” —Razor, BSC

• You’re my favorite-est drink of them all.

• I’m only a morning person on December 25th.

• Cheers to that sweet time of year when sandal season and pumpkin season align. ☀🍂

• Life is short, eat dessert first.

• Energy drinks are the only thing keeping me from burning this mother down.

• Look, If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted… Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

• Sometimes it’s the people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.

• Every party needs a pooper, and ours was delicious.

• The weekend is here and it’s time for a cocktail party!

• This party isn’t getting any crazier, but it is getting more crowded.

• When your friends try to embarrass you and then you turn it around on them 🍻🎉

• Don’t waste time to be sad because you haven’t step into the party yet.

• Saying no to tequila is the ultimate party foul.

• Now on to the party portion of this blog, enjoy!

• You can’t spell awesome without me.

• We only want the best friends in our squad

• It’s going to be legen… wait for it … day!

• Thanks for taking me to the moon and back, bestie.

• If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

• wishing you all the best today, tomorrow, and forever…

• If you don’t have Instagram, I can’t be your friend.

• You look so good when you drink our signature cocktail.

• The only thing worse than being hungover is remembering why you’re hungover.

• That moment when you’re looking for an excuse to leave the party but can’t find one, so the pizza becomes your excuse.

• The party don’t start till I walk in.

• Be a cupcake in a world full of muffins.

• Strawberry mojito, you’re the one. If I were a pineapple, would you still be with me?

• When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome again. true story

• when in doubt, just take the picture

• “Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.”

• You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing. -Sister Parish

• Parties are like mini-histories of your life—you can tell how you’re doing by the ones you get invited to.

• When life hands you lemons, throw them in the liquor cabinet and mix them into a cocktail.

• if you feel good, dress the part. (Or, you know, just wear pajamas!) 🥂

• A little party never killed nobody, so we’re going to get ‘lit’ this weekend 😉

• It’s wine o’clock somewhere.

• Be you. Everyone else is already taken.

• The party don’t start ’til I walk in

• One does not simply have fun during the holiday season.

• The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom. —Jerry Seinfeld

• This weekend’s forecast is to stay in bed for an extended period of time.

• Do not disturb. I am watching [INSERT TV SHOW/MOVIE HERE].

• Story in emoji: Two girls.One party. A whole lotta laughs. 😏🥂

• It’s always a party when you’re with me. There I am, in the corner, wearing sunglasses, chugging a bottle of champagne.

• Let’s get weird! The party starts now 🎉🍹

• Life is more fun when you have friends to party with.

• It’s always a party when you’re around!

• “You had me at ‘I have pizza.’”

• I’m here for a good time, not a long time.

• I think so many people are afraid of unapologetic, shiny confidence in other women because it threatens their own self-image.

• The person who said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.

• These are the nights we live for.

• She believed she could, so she did.

• I don’t know how many problems I have because math is one of them.

• I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

• FACT: If you don’t Instagram it, did it even happen?

• What happens in the kitchen stays on Instagram.

• It’s a party, and everyone’s invited.

• Next stop: a party where I can embarrass my friends with this

• Cheers to the weekend! 🍷Have a great one.

• Everyone is here, so where’s the party at?

• When in doubt, add a few more emojis.

• Here’s to the nights that turned into mornings with friends that turned into memories.

• I’m just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.

• “I just want to make bad decisions and live my best life.” —Unknown

• Hangovers are for amateurs.

• Sometimes it’s the friends we meet along the way that help us appreciate the journey.

• Party like you’re on the show “Jersey Shore” 🍸

• We know when to party and we know when to leave. What is it? New Year’s Day! Mark your calendars, fellas.

• You’re the Kate to my William. I wouldn’t be caught dead without you.

• I’m here for a good time, not a long time.

• If you’re early, you’re on time. If you’re on time, you’re late. If you’re late… just don’t bother showing up at all.

• If you were looking for a sign, this is it.

• The most sincere feeling a person can show is their laughter. – French Proverb

• Just another day in paradise.

• All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them. Don’t stop dreaming, kid.

• Catch flights, not feelings.

• In a world full of basic parties, be an unlimited mimosa.

• The party don’t start until I walk in.

• My last caption was better than yours. #sorrynotsorry

• Happy birthday to a person that is really good at cake 🎂

• I’m the reason why women are like the sunscreen: Don’t skip it, reapply it.

• When you need to impress the crowd with your wit, aim for the funny bone.

• Happy hour is 24/7 at the bar in my brain.

• We’re all in this together until we’re not. 🤨

• I’m not sure what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

• The squad that drinks together, stays together.

• And they said I would never be anything…I’ll show them!

• Let’s get this party started. Yes, this is my second drink. No, I’m not counting.

• Always a bridesmaid and never the bride’s drink.

• I don’t always party, but when I do I prefer to stay at home and not get dressed.

• The Squad: Serving looks and slinging drinks

• Thanks to you, this party is off the HOOK!

• Let’s be honest, I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

• You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Always drink responsibly.

• “Come on Barbie, let’s go party!” — Aqua, “Barbie Girl”

• If my life had a theme song, it’d be “Party in the USA.”

• Our friends are the bacon to our eggs.

• Everything is better with friends, even the last day of school.

• Gin makes me sin. Gonna be a good night.

• Let’s party like it’s your birthday…even if it’s not. 🥳

• There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited.

• If there’s a party, we’re the guest of honor. If there’s no party, we’ll make it happen.

• It’s a party and I’ll cry if I want to.

• It’s the weekend, baby. Let’s go crazy.

• It doesn’t matter what you’re celebrating. We will drink to anything, anytime, anywhere.

• Friday! Pajamas, movies, and wine. You’re on deck, Saturday!

• You’ll never regret a day in which you got all dressed up and had champagne for breakfast.

• We go together better than coffee and donuts.

• I’m not a morning person, but I do like coffee.

• Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be! #Friday

• May your birthday be the best so far, and may the rest be even better!

• Let’s get ready to stumble!

• Let’s light this candle of celebration and make it a night to remember.

• When life hands you lemons, order the lobster tail.

• Celebrate good times, come on! 😍

• Life happens. Just add vodka.

• Bring on the party. Work hard and party harder.

• When you’ve got to choose between taking a long nap and going to the party: Take a nap.

• when you were good & ready to leave the party at 8:30 but your friend said they are JUST getting warmed up…

• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

• Didn’t go to the gym today because I wanted today to be special.

• You’ll never be as young as you are at this very moment. So do what makes you happy, and be with who makes you smile.

• I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

• Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.

• “You need a little bit of insanity to do great things.”

• And on the 8th day, God created the weekend.

• We fall into a rhythm, good habits turn into bad ones.

• My bachelorette party was so lit that even the bride got in trouble.

• When you look at your best friend and say, “we’re doing shots.”

• Our weekend plans consist of a bottomless mimosa brunch and a nap.

• In a committed relationship with tacos since day one. 🇲🇽

• It’s time to pop bottles, the ice is cold, they chilling by the fire while we roast marshmallows.

• The more the merrier. And, wine.

• I’m not here for a long time, I’m here for a good time.

• Trying to remember what wine goes well with regret.

• You are the reason for my smile.

• Been around the world and I, I can’t find my baby…

• A legend never dies. They just go to that great party in the sky.

• I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted.

• Go through life like a Karate Kid.

• Allergic to mornings, allergic to mornings, allergic to mornings.

• Don’t Instagram your break-up. Instagram your makeup.

• if we take a good look at life, the one thing that we can all agree on is the fact that it’s funny so let’s celebrate that.

• Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of wine.

• Kick off your shoes, put on some tunes, and dance like nobody’s watching. 💃 🎉

• I’m here for a good time, not a long time.

• Lit it up like the fourth of July.

• “I do not party. I said that too loudly, didn’t I?” – Puddles the Monkey

• If there’s no selfies at the party did it really happen? 📸👯

• Party like it’s your birthday, cause it kind of is.

• Cheers to all the party animals 🎉

• When you’re ready to party but the music is too loud and you’re in your feels.

• We hope your Saturday night is as wild as you are. #TGIF

• There are two types of people: those who need me and those who don’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

• Saturdays are for the girls & Sunday mornings are for mimosas.

• I’m so thankful to have such amazing people in my life. I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving and remember, don’t eat too much!

• When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m an alcoholic. When I drink Fanta nobody says I’m fantastic. It’s all relative.

• There’s no such thing as a party for one.

• “If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?”

• When in doubt, mingle out.

• Together is a beautiful place to be

• Let me have a sip of that “I had lots of fun at our party” wine.

• No. 1 rule of a good party: If you’re coming, bring cake.

• By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you hungover. You may now go forth and eat pizza.

• A party without cake is just a meeting.

• If you see me at a party, please introduce me to people. I’m an extroverted introvert.

• Is it too early to have a cocktail?

• All of these drinks and I still can’t feel my face.

• There’s a reason they call it a party, not a meeting with alcohol present.

• Went to a party and forgot to take off my mask. It was a masquerade!

• My party trick is getting drunk by myself

• I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?

• You are the queen of my heart tonight!

• The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake. #nationalcakeday

• I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU 😉😝

• Drink. Dance. Be Merry. Repeat.

• Gotta celebrate all the good times, ’cause the bad times…well, they just aren’t as fun.

• Don’t let the office gossip nightmares of last week get you down.

• The only thing better than a good friend is a good friend with wine.

• Cheers to that sweet time of year when sandal season and pumpkin season align. ☀🍂

• I’ve got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt 🎉

• Cooking wine is delicious, right?

• Living for the nights that I’ll never remember with the people that I won’t forget!

• Sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

• Why fall behind? Let’s go ahead and do the time warp again.

• Party so hard, we’re giving confetti a run for its money.

• I didn’t choose the party life. The party life chose me.

• What happens at the beach… ends up on Instagram.

• Life’s a party. Dress like it.

• Find someone who looks at you like this 👀

• The more I get to know men, the more I love dogs. – Notorious Chihuahua

• She tried to let it go, but the margaritas made her thirsty for more.

• The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

• I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

• I don’t always go to parties, but when I do, I go all-in.

• Here’s to an amazing year filled with good friends, awesome memories, and tons of laughs. Happy New Year!

• A party without cake is really just a meeting.

• Not all party animals are the same!

• When the tequila goes in… 💃

• When you’re so happy that the weekend is finally here.

• We’re not hangry. We’re just hungry.

• I’m so fancy you already know.

• A party without cake is just a meeting.

• The party don’t start till I walk in

• When life hands you lemons, squirt someone in the eye

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