Funny Way to Say Good Morning Captions for Instagram

• Good Morning! Rise and shine, because you’re fabulous!

• Morning is not a good time to wake up. So cute you are grumpy in the morning

• Start your day a little bit badder and a whole lot brighter.

• Good morning everyone! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Happy start to the week!

• Good morning, sleepyhead! It’s time to rise and shine.

• Good morning, class! I hope your day is as bright as my future.

• You are the coffee that makes my day

• Good morning. Oh, and one more thing.

• Rise and shine, buddy. It’s your birthday.

• I woke up this morning, feeling like a bear with a sore head.

• Sometimes I look up at the stars and think, “What the heck am I doing out of bed?”

• Rise and grind, says the person who just hit snooze 12 times.

• I love sleeping because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, so I’d rather be asleep.

• Rise and grind, guys. It’s coffee o’clock

• Good morning! Just wanted to say you’re cute and I love you.

• Good morning! In case you forgot what a beautiful person looks like this morning, here’s a selfie of me.

• It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.

• Remember to do nothing today because doing something will only make today worse. Good morning

• Good morning! Rise and shine! Get up, get coffee and slay the day.

• It’s a pleasure to wake up in the morning knowing the people are sleeping and you are still doing your job.

• Good morning, and in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

• “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship” – Me to you

• This morning I woke up like this. Flawless.

• Good morning! Wake up, wake up, WAKE UP! Time to rise and grind.

• Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

• Morning, I see the assassins have failed

• Good Morning! Now it’s a good day to go and save the world.

• Good morning. Rise and shine.

• Good morning! I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

• Rise and shine like an unsupervised toddler at a chocolate factory.

• I can’t adult today. Coffee and mascara are required.

• Rise and shine! And don’t forget to be awesome!

• Rise and shine, it’s time for wine.

• Rise and Shine, it’s coffee time.

• Good morning…I see the assassins have failed.

• I think I’m allergic to mornings.

• Wake up and smell the potential.

• I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. My phone battery died, and then I fell asleep.

• The coffee is on, so put your troubles aside.

• Today is going to be a great day, I can feel it in my bones!

• Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

• Good morning! I’m going to get my beauty sleep now, so I can wake up looking like Kim K.

• Good morning, you! I hope your day is as bright as this beautiful sunny day.

• Good morning! I put coffee in my coffee this morning.

• Good morning, you can sleep a little bit more today.

• Good morning to everyone except you, Monday.

• Good morning. Let the stress begin

• Wake up and smell the possibilities!

• Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams, or wake up and chase them.

• Morning Ritual: Wake Up, Coffee, Work, Nap, Repeat.

• Breathes there the man with soul so dead, Who never to himself hath said, ‘This is my beautiful bed. I shall lie in it until lunchtime, at least.

• We’re gonna party like it’s two thousand and late.

• Day drinking is our favorite exercise

• Here’s to the mornings you want to hit snooze one more time, but you get up anyway. Happy #Monday!

• Good morning everyone! Time to wake up and make some breakfast. Maybe we should start by getting out of bed…

• “I used to hate mornings, but then I started doing CrossFit. Now I HATE mornings even more.”

• Rise and shine, it’s coffee time.

• Today, be a little bit nicer than you were yesterday.

• I’m sorry for what I said when I woke up this morning.

• It’s a beautiful day to start again

• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun

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• Good morning must be followed by a good cup of coffee. And we wouldn’t have it any other way.

• Good morning! Start your day off with a smile. No one swears at a smiling person. No one can be unhappy around someone with good vibes – that’s always worth it.

• A reminder to take the time to stop and smell the flowers and properly pet all the dogs.

• Good morning, it’s time to be awesome!

• “If you see me glaring at my phone, it’s not that I can’t find the power button, I’m just praying to WiFi. Good morning!”

• Rise and shine, it’s time to make the donuts.

• Coffee in one hand, pupper by the other. Good morning!

• Sending you ☀…and a cup of coffee. Happy Monday!

• Good morning world! It’s time to get up and smell the coffee

• Good morning. I have absolutely no intention of getting out of bed today…

• Good morning, I see the assassins have failed.

• I don’t always drink coffee on the weekend. Oh wait… yes I do.

• I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon

• It’s called a trash can, not a trash cannot.

• Good morning! Rise and shine! Make sure your coffee is stronger than your eyeliner this morning.

• There’s nothing like a new haircut to get you out of your funk. Feeling *fresh* today

• Hello Monday, nice to see you again. I’m ready for you

• Wake up and smell the coffee. Or just hit the snooze button again.

• “I’m not a morning person…..but I am strong coffee and a smile.”

• Good morning folks! The only reason I wake up in the morning is because my coffee needs me.

• Good morning. Rise and grind….or sleep in and sloth

• Rise and shine, folks. It’s coffee o’clock!

• Waking up with you in the morning is a blessing, so I thank God every day for it.

• The morning air is like champagne.

• I’m the girl you’d think has it all together until I trip on a stair.

• Early bird gets the worm. Early worm gets eaten by a bird. I’m neither an early bird nor an early worm. I’m some kind of permanently exhausted pigeon.

• I like my coffee like I like myself: strong and bitter.

• Good morning. Rise and shine. Life is beautiful. Time to make the donuts.

• When your alarm goes off 5 times in a row and you finally decide to get up.

• She was a girl who liked morning coffees and late-night conversations. She was a girl who liked to be in love, even though she knew better than anyone how love can break your heart.

• Good morning, world! It’s time to wake up and be awesome.

• Good morning everyone, may your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

• If coffee is a drug, I want to be a dealer. GOOD MORNING.

• Wake up and smell the coffee. I know you’re probably still sleeping, so just bring me a cup.

• And just like that, the weekend is over and it’s back to the grind.

• I love mornings. Especially when they happen afternoon.

• Oh, hello there. Just to be clear, this is not what I actually look like when I wake up.

• It’s too early for some people.

• My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.

• I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

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• Good morning! Rise and shine! Start your day with a smile on your face.

• It’s gonna be a great day -said no one ever while smacking their alarm clock.

• Good morning! Hope you have a magical day.

• Things are only funny when you’re not the one experiencing them

• Sending you all the love and good luck this morning. Now let’s get out there and kick some ass!

• Rise & shine (to the sound of your alarm screaming at you).

• Hello, I’m a human being and nothing can change that.

• Rise and shine, it’s t-minus one more hour ’til the workday is done.

• Good morning! Can’t wait to get my daily dose of public shaming, self-doubt, and anxiety.

• Good morning, I see the assassins have failed.

• working out this morning was a perfect example of how important it is to do something every day that challenges you.

• Didn’t know it was gonna be this kind of day

• Started from the bottom, now we’re here

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• We all know that being an adult means acting like you actually want to wake up. As for me, I’ll just keep pressing snooze.

• Rise and shine sleepyhead. Time to greet the world with a cup of joe.

• Good morning. Rise and shine!!

• Good morning. Rise and shine. Because I want my breakfast.

• Good morning! Cause no matter what day it is, it’s never too late to start again. ||

• Good morning! Wake up and drink coffee. Because of Monday.

• Good morning everyone! I hope we all had a good night’s rest. Now let’s wake up so we can get some food!

• Good morning! There’s a cookie in your future.

• Good morning, World! I see you’re as beautiful as ever.

• It’s a great day for coffee, but an even better day for naps.

• Every morning is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

• Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.

• You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.

• Cute Instagram captions funny: I just want to bake things and watch Disney movies

• A good morning is the best way to start the day, it will make you happy.

• Rise and shine! Coffee & donuts are ready.

• First thing in the morning: Grab a cuppa and don’t leave for work without checking your hosiery

• Good morning, like a cup of coffee, stay fresh and hot.

• Funny, it feels like you’ve been reading this boring more… oh wait, nevermind. Good morning!

• Good morning to everyone except the people that were rude to me yesterday

• Good morning! Remember that today is the tomorrow you were so worried about yesterday.

• I LOVE wakin’ up every morning and breathing in that sweet summer air!

• Happy Friday! Love you all! Have a good weekend. Be safe and have fun!

• Good morning! I see the assassins have failed.

• Another day, another dog filter.

• Waking up on the wrong side of the bed is a bad start to your day #mornings #notamorningperson #goodmorning

• Good morning, beautiful. And by beautiful, I mean the coffee maker.

• Good morning, people let’s meet for coffee

• Good morning, world! While you’re up, get me a cup of coffee

• Coffee for everyone! That’s the only way this morning can get any better

• May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short

• I had a goodnight, do you have a good morning?

• An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

• I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

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• You’re cuter than a baby duck. Good morning my love!

• Good morning! Today will be amazing so wake up and smile. Positivity is a choice that becomes a lifestyle.

• Good Morning! Rise and Grind. It’s going to be a Good Day.

• Good morning! If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it in French.

• I just did the hardest thing in the morning can do. I got out of bed

• Rise and shine. Good morning, beautiful!

• Morning coffee, tasty breakfast, and some reading to kick the day off right?

• Rise and shine, do whatever you feel like doing today.

• Rise and shine, it’s time for more coffee.

• Good morning everyone! Remember: the moment you decide to be someone else is the moment you lose yourself.

• It’s morning, I’m awake, I survived the night. Oh wait, it’s a school day. Nevermind.

• Rise & Grind…& then go back to bed

• Morning! Start the day off with a smile and you’ll have a good day.

• Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!

• Good morning to my therapist, best friend, and local bartender

• Good morning! I hope your day is as bright as your smile.

• Good morning! Rise and shine! I’m making coffee,

• How’s your day going? I bet it’s better than anyone who woke up before 10.

• Rise and shine! I’m making coffee.

• Good morning, everyone! Let me serve as your espresso and wake you up.

• Good morning. I’m making the bed so we can take a nap later.

• Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

• I get up every morning determined both to change the world and to have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.

• Good morning! What a wonderful day to make life-altering decisions, like what to wear and what to eat for breakfast.

• I like you a little. It’s like a little, except a lot.

• “Morning is the best time to remember the people who make you happy. I remember you, good morning”

• Good morning friend! I see that you are up early to start the day. Have a great day ahead of you and keep smiling 😊

• Rise and shine, without the wine. Good morning!

• Good morning! (But, like, is it really that good?)

• Good morning to everyone except the person who is responsible for making me late this morning

• Welcome to Monday and the first of next 173 opportunities to get it right.

• Good morning! Too bad you’re not here to enjoy it with me…

• Morning; noun. A period of time that occurs between night and afternoon.

• Morning vibes. Let’s do this.

• So if it’s not too much to ask, can we get some more coffee and maybe an extra hour of sleep before this day begins?

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• Good morning handsome Have a good day

• Good morning, handsome. I love you!

• Mornings are for mimosas and breakfast

• Good morning, babe. If you were coffee, then I would be caffeine happy!

• Good morning beautiful, you are the sun in my sky.

• Good Morning. Sleep well? I know I did.

• I always look forward to waking up in the morning. Well, at 3 A.M., I’m still looking forward to it.

• Wake up and smell the coffee

• Mornings. Enjoying a few more precious moments of sleep before I have to start telling lies about why I’m late.

• I love mornings because it makes me happy to know that I have another day to spend with the man of my dreams. Good morning, handsome.

• You know when sometimes you wake up and feel great. And then other times you wake up, hate your life, and want to go back to sleep? Yeah, me neither.

• Good morning handsome have a great day!

• Good morning to you, my handsome man. You always make me smile and today is no different. I hope your morning has started off great!

• With you by my side, I can conquer the world. Good morning, my love!

• The sun is up, the sky is blue. It’s beautiful and so are you

• Waking up doesn’t have to be ugly. Good Morning

• Sending you a bear hug to start the day. Let the happiness unfold.

• Setting the alarm for 6 a.m.! That should give me enough time to accomplish everything on my to-do list: 1. Sleep 2. Cry 3. Go back to sleep

• As if you needed another reason to leap out of bed…many more reasons, but we’ll save ’em for tomorrow!

• You’re the only person who can make me smile from ear to ear without saying a single word. Good morning and have a great day!

• Good morning babe! Hope you slept well! Here’s to another day of us looking at each other and smiling for no reason.

• Good mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

• Good morning beautiful. I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

• Good morning, bae! Waking up next to you is a blessing.

• I don’t want to wake up early, I just want to look at you.

• Wake up, it’s time for your morning workout. Go back to bed, it’s still morning.

• You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

• Thanks for being my coffee on a Monday morning.

• It’s a beautiful day outside, birds are singing and bees are trying to murder me. I’m off to face the day… wish me luck

• I’m up early, but I just woke up. It’s like a miracle!

• Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?

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• Good Morning my love. I just wanted to remind you that you are awesome.

• Good Morning beautiful. You were the first thing to come to my mind as I woke up this morning.

• The only way I like my coffee is with you by my side. Good morning, sunshine!

• Good morning beautiful, I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

• Good morning sunshine, happy to see you out again today.

• Good morning, Beautiful. It’s time to wake up and shine.

• Life is like a cup of coffee, I want to drink it with you in the morning.

• The sun is up, the sky is blue, it’s beautiful and so are you.

• Whenever you feel sad, just remember there’s a wonderful big wide world out there to explore.

• Ah, the old pretend I’m asleep so someone else will make the coffee trick.

• If you are following me, the rest is your choice.

• Or you could just say good morning.

• Good Morning! I hope your day is as wonderful as you are.

• Good morning beautiful! It’s a brand new day, and you can make of it what you want. I hope that you have the best one possible!

• Good morning, beautiful. May your day be as bright as your smile.

• If you can’t say something nice, make them laugh!

• Good morning, gorgeous. You’re up and at ’em now.

• Good morning to all, but mostly to you cuties I’m texting. #WokeUpLikeThis

• Good morning. I made us coffee and a to-don’t list today. Let’s focus on the second part.

• It’s too early to be awake. Go back to sleep.

• This is the best good morning text of your life.

• Hey, girl. I just saw your selfies and thought I’d say hello

• The only thing better than a sunny day is your smile on that sunny day, good morning!

• Good morning beautiful. Let’s make today a great day, together!

• If you want to catch the sun, you have to wake up early – good morning

• Some days I wish there was an “undo” button for my mouth. Good morning

• Swipe right if you’re feeling as sleepy as this pupper with a case of the Monday’s (;

• Did you wake up today or did you roll out of bed?

• You look like a before picture.

• You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

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• Wake up, have a cup of coffee, look out the window, smile, and make today amazing.

• Good Morning! Hope you have the best day (I’ll be sleeping)

• ☀ Good morning you wonderful human being!

• There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with coffee.

• Good morning. Rise and shine. Time to put on some clothes and head out into the world.

• Hey, I think you forgot to wake up. Or are you still sleeping?

• I wonder what the weather is like in #Bali? Oh wait, it’s the same as a cold, rainy & bleary day in

• Happy Monday! I’m out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?

• Good morning. I love you. You’re beautiful. Now go make some coffee or something.

• Good morning! The only time I ever wish it happens the day again is when I wake up with you.

• 🍉Good morning! Bright and early like the sunrise, time to rise and shine like the sunshine.

• Good Morning, everyone! What are you up to today? I’m just here enjoying my coffee and playing with my cat.

• Good morning peeps! The coffee is on, and there is enough for everybody! Come on in and grab yourself a cup while we wait.

• Your Monday morning coffee is ready.

• I’m sorry for what I said before I had my morning coffee.

• Good morning! Rise and shine. Be grateful for another day that the Lord has made.

• I’m basically up all night, keeping it tight, staying out of trouble, and trying to discover a new meaning to life.

• It’s a little rough around the edges, but we call it home

• Rise and grind, then get back in bed.

• A good morning text doesn’t only mean “good morning.” It has a silent message behind it saying, “I think of you when I wake up.”

• I love every morning because it’s another chance to meet you.

• Good Morning Me, Good Morning You.

• Good morning! Go get some coffee, and make yourself a human.

• Wake up and smell the coffee!

• 80% of success is just showing up. Good morning!

• Hey! Wake up! It’s time to live life fully.

• Good morning. Let the stress begin.

• I made coffee, just not for you

• I haven’t had my coffee yet, but my patience went out the window!

• Let’s make it a nice day today, we have only one life, we should enjoy it