Are you looking for the best captions for your Instagram photos? Are you looking for witty captions? Well, look no further. I have sun-kissed-themed captions to use on your photos. Have fun with them!
Sun Kissed Captions for Instagram Funny
• Make sure to use sunscreen, man—and not just on your face. #suntanlips
• We’re going to need a bigger selfie stick. #summervibes
• Let’s be honest, the best vacation is when I stare at my phone and take pictures of food.
• As the temperature rises, it’s tempting to remember that one summer, we were hot and sexy too.
• Stop trying to make tan lines happen and just let your skin bake.
• Here lies summer…sunbaked, well-loved, and deeply missed
• There’s never been a better time to be alive than now. We don’t need to go shopping for any reason because the world is our oyster.
• sunburns are a sign of productivity and dedication.
• This Memorial Day, we’ll be grilling outside, having a few drinks, and stuffing our faces with barbecue.
• Pumpkin Spice season is coming soon, I’m ready for all the PSLs and did you know that pumpkin spice is not just for coffee?! Hehe!
• I’m not a beach person, but I will be at the beach today.
• The last one in the pool is a rotten egg
• We’re on a roll… We need sun-kissed captions for Instagram funny. Promptly.
• We’ve got you covered with sun-kissed shades for your fall getaway. #Poolside
• We’ve officially reached peak sunburn season and it’s glorious
• No amount of sunscreen can protect you against looking like a cake with melted frosting when it’s this hot out. It feels like I’m in an oven and that’s not ok.
• The one time you don’t burn is when you have sunscreen in all the right places
• We’re about to hit one million hours of that sweet, sweet summertime. #beachplease
• Chill with this summer salad that’s easy to throw together and made from the freshest produce around.
• The beautiful, golden hour strikes again.
• let’s see how pale you are if you avoid the sun
• yup. definitely wearing sandals today… and tomorrow… and Wednesday… and Thursday…
• When weekend plans change, you’re still gonna get some sun
• The sun brings out everyone’s weird side.
• If anyone asks, let them know the beach is closed due to excessive bikinis #noshame
• Summer will always remind me of the legend of Dino, a name that we used to call our cat when he would run outside and “catch” the grass.
• I like to keep my body in shape by exercising. I do push-ups, crunches, and Twitter.
• That moment when you realize you’re still wearing a bathing suit top under your clothes.
• I’m taking my vacation in December.
• God uses strange things to send us to paradise. Like the sun, wind, and waves.
• I made a checklist for my Summer Bucket List. It’s a little long, but I’m trying to be thorough.
• I’m feeling a little indecisive today like I’m always wearing overalls, not sure if it’s Summer or Fall.
• Are you struggling to think of the perfect caption? Be sun-kissed, be original.
• I just want a little sunlight. Oh, and a tan, obv.
• I don’t know what to do with my face–it’s been over an hour since I last had a selfie. #SufferingForMyArt
• If you’re looking for the nautical-est of all nautical tattoos, you’ve found it.
• The caption describes how the famous model and actress Cara Delevigne feels when she is driving her car.
• The beach is fun, but I’m so over it.
• I always thought the saying “dress for the job you want” was BS… now I’m like really excited to be a pumpkin at Cinderella’s royal coronation.
• You guys, I’ve never been so tanned in my life. Now all I need is a pina colada and an umbrella.
• Sorry not sorry for the abundance of Cara Delevingne photos on my feed. #effyourbeautystandards
• Seriously, what is with this sun? Every time I get to the beach and sit down for more than five minutes, I need to put on sunscreen.
• It’s not summer if you don’t get your tan on.
• Don’t worry, be happy. But first, go outside and bask in the sun for a bit.
• A photo that makes you want to share what you’re eating
• Sipping on my frothy brew-ha-ha, thinking about how the summer ended too soon. #mustacheseason
• haha I just love the beach and my friends here
• The best way to brighten up a grey day is by turning your frown upside down (;
• There’s no such thing as bad weather, there’s only inadequate clothing.
• No makeup, no hair done, still sick as a dog but I’m out here because I love being in the sun more than I hate being sick.
• It’s so hot out that when I close my eyes it looks like I’m winking at you.
• I’m not waiting for Summer. It’s taking too long to get here. I will be wearing sunglasses and a sundress, in January!
• Bless her heart, I never knew she was allergic to the sun.
• I just can’t with these goggles. From the pool to the road—I’m always seeing red.
• She’s never afraid to show people what she stands for.
• I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.
• My hair is so long—it’s like I’m a mermaid
• I just can’t with these #PassTheSunscreen memes
• Sun-kissed, salty, and a bit sandy. Just like me.
• I’m not a vampire but I need some of that Instagram Sun!
• Cover your body in lots of sunscreens and wear a hat. If you can’t find either, just smile really big and run outside.
• How did I get so lucky that my husband is not only the best man in the world but also my favorite person to take selfies with?
• Now that it’s officially summer, we’ll be spending less time with our books and more time with our straws.
• The last time I checked, the beach was free. Oh wait, so is this beer.
• I will never understand why people get so excited about pumpkin spice. I mean it’s just pumpkin.
• Make this week the Sunday of your dreams
• Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
• Sun-kissed situations to inspire your summer
• I don’t need a tropical destination to get that summer glow.
• If my boyfriend looks this cute in sweatpants, I wonder what he’ll look like in a tux?
• Looks like someone forgot to put on SPF before catching some rays
• When you get more likes than the Kardashians
• When you only want to take pictures, but your squad wants to hit the beach… #TBT
• Thanks to the sun you can see clearly through my transparent attempts at playing it cool
• I’ll be honest, I’m not a morning person. And I don’t know how people do this 5 days a week.
• You look like you’re ready to start something, but I’m just here for the snacks.
• Why do people say they don’t like heights, but still go skydiving and bungee jumping?
• Here’s to a long weekend where we can all wear sunglasses inside.
• The most relaxing part of my day involves finding a shady spot and checking off an item on my to-do list.
• The summer sun sure did take its toll on me. I’ll miss you, golden orb in the sky.
• “Your dad’s like a candle. You can’t blow him out
• The only good thing about fall is all the new TV shows that are coming out this season.
• Ain’t nobody got time for “I’m in the sun” captions. Ain’t nobody swiping on that anyway. But someone is definitely swiping on this summer-y goodness.
• Sun-kissed sensation?… Nah, but thanks for the compliment.
• Now that summer is officially over, it’s time to get ready for the next season. Are you ready to go #sunkissed?
• How to bribe the sun: 1. Be unemployed 2. Offer some kind of bribe, probably money
• I like my hair when it’s wet so I can pretend I just got back from the beach.
• The beach life is a beautiful one, especially when it’s followed by a cold beer
• Don’t be afraid to push past your comfort zone—in grooming, style, and in life. Always Keep on Growing.
• We love you when you’re sun-kissed on your beach vacay, caramel-y on your fall foliage tour, and snowy on your winter wonderland adventure!
• We’ll help you make the most of your (sun-kissed) summer.
• We’ve all been there, you wake up and realize your favorite swimsuit is covered in sand, but not to worry, this girl has her priorities straight.
• When life gives you limes, make the Instagram caption
• I’m going to get a tan while I can…before the snow flies.
• Once the summer ends, the fall begins and that means it’s time to break out all your super-chic riding gear.
• Don’t you just love this weather? I do. The hot cozy coffee shops, the cool breeze, and the soft thunderstorm clouds that bring out the rainbows
• A sailor’s favorite: the weather forecast is calm, clear, and perfect.
• Isn’t it funny how day drinking is cheaper than night drinking? #CheaperByTheBottle
• Barefoot and tan, dressed in plaid. The girl next door looks good. Catch her while she’s hot.
• We prefer the beach, but these sandcastles are pretty cool too
• If you need to wash your hair, you better hope it rains.
• Being a grown-ass lady means embracing your freckles and naturally combination skin.
• Turn your frown upside down with a smile from the sun
• Your summer tan is about to fade away, so it’s time to make some new friends on the beach
• We are SO excited to have you here in the sunshine state. How about another round of drinks? ☀
• When it’s already a perfect day and then you get an unexpected text from your best friend.
• Is there anything better than a beach in the Bahamas? We think not.
• The excitement is building as fall approaches. The streets are a-bustling with hot coffee, cool breezes, and pumpkin-flavored everything.
• In a world full of rain, cold, and infection. There is only one place you can be truly happy…
• Don’t forget to put on SPF before you burn.
• I’m like the ocean. Every wave is different, and I have an undertone of salty sadness.
• Nothing better than a cold beer on a hot summer day.
• Lucky to be on a job working with my favorite sun-kissed people.
• There’s no better feeling than the sun on your skin. Or is there?
• The first day of summer (we beat the springtime hype )
• Holi-weh! It’s time to get our summer on and bring in some warm weather fun.
• Look at it this way: If we’re going to look like this when we’re old, I might as well live a little.
• P.S. I’m not a vampire, I just love the sun.
• All I want for summer is a toasty beverage that’s perfectly refreshing.
• What’s the difference between a rum ham and a barbecue? There is no difference. They’re both delicious
• I love how you can see the ocean from space.
• How did I spend my summer? Sun-kissed and beachy, of course.
• Kiss the fear of growing old goodbye with the best anti-aging product ever: sunscreen.
• If you’re tired of selfies, try photos of other people.
• We’re about to get cheeky Follow us for more funny pics and videos. (link)
• I always start my day with a smile, and end it with a hair flip…
• And you thought today was good. Tomorrow will be better.
• Think I’m gonna order myself a pizza since the sun’s out and I don’t have to wear my sunglasses while driving.
• Too much sun can be a problem. Keep Cool, Stay Out Of The Sun.
• Don’t forget to follow me-I might leave the country or something.
• Horns up if you’re ready for some sun
• Afternoon sun. A great time to tan and text your ex–at the same time.
• Honey, which of these Instagram captions suits this photo better? (a) “I’m not a morning person,” or (b) “I hope someone remembers to grab my sunglasses!”
• Nudism is a big part of my life…just ask the tan lines.
• It’s like a solar eclipse except I can still see you, I’m just not looking at you.
• Giving in to the urge to wear sandals and sundresses.
• Happy national donut day! Sugar high achieved.
• I’m not a vampire. I’m just a regular person who can’t go out into the sun without turning into a pumpkin.
• If you’re going to be two-faced, make it a funny two-face.
• It’s summertime and the livin’ is easy.
• When all the planets align and you find yourself at rest, embrace that inner August . . .
• I like your sun-kissed hair, so I put a sun mask on my face.
• Late summer is the time for some serious tanning, #spoiling, and chilling out in general.
• Boldly going where no sub has gone before.
• I’m pretty sure they told me to wear sunscreen today, but I don’t see any sun. #Saturday
• When you’re at that place where all you want to do is chill on your beach towel, and also in your bed, and also in your hammock.
• When you get caught acting like a tourist, but you can’t help it.
• My favorite space in the house is currently occupied by my new discount-designer-handbag collection #momlife
• Oh hey there! You look like you could use a break. I know, me too!
• Giving some major side-eye to this week’s front page weather map.
• Gonna crack open this cold one and watches the waves…
• you only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
• Baking with extra ingredients today: the sun, friendship, and endless possibilities.
• You had me at… Wait for it… Wait for it… Sun!
• Had a few too many tonight, but wasn’t a waste of time!
• Beach days only have one rule: If it feels good, do it.
• I just can’t with your summer bod anymore. We’ve never been so far apart . . . and yet, I feel you looking so good.
• I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. If I just had some Vanessa Beach Dreams in a Bottle, I know that all my wishes would come true.
• Sometimes horseback riding is the only way to escape a bee attack.
• We’ll do ANYTHING to be tan. Even if that means using a faux tan chapstick.
• Well hello there, sun. I think I’ve been holding out on you.
• Wearing your sunglasses to bed can be pretty awkward in the morning.
• You’re never fully dressed without a smile
• There’s no better way to doze off into dreamland than with a glass of warm milk and a good book
• The best hair products to maintain a perfect blowout all summer #HairGoals.
• Son of a beach, I was getting some serious Vitamin D while I should’ve been finishing my English paper!
• The weekend is nigh. Do you have any plans?
• The sun is shining as if it’s going out of style.
• Whoever said, “Orange Is the New Black” was only half right. The real new black is tangerine.
• Geez, Louise! Woke up to a face full of sunshine this morning.
• I’m already doing everything in my power to make next year’s summer better than this one.
• Some days are a struggle, but at least I’ll look good.
• I went on a picnic and a black bear ate all my food. It’s so hard to find good help these days.