I’ll let you in on a little secret. Whether you know it or not, there’s a meme that adores you. When you grab the attention of this meme, however, strange and inexplicable things begin to occur. Would you like to find out more? Below are some hilarious memes that can make you laugh out loud.
Meme Pick up Line Captions for Instagram
• I’d like to make a dating-meme pick up line of my own
• I make it my business to know exactly what you like because I want to make sure that your fantasy is coming true.
• I’m a flirty, fun girl. How about you?
• If you spend more than 5 minutes in my presence, you’ll be a meme for life.
• If you’re reading this, I’m literally right in front of you. But if you don’t feel the same way, then stop pretending like I am.
• Your beauty is to die for. (possible double meaning)
• Life is one big party and you’re invited. 😎
• Let’s talk about the meme that’s got you feeling stung.
• You’re the one I long for, the one I dream about. Let’s fall in love
• If I didn’t care, would I be standing here?
• Don’t be afraid to take chances, a few may even work out in your favor.
• If you’re looking for a pick up line, you found it.
• Hello, you’re the cutest thing I’ve seen all day. I love you, what’s your number?
• You seem to have a lot of love for me. Let this be the start of something great.
• If you’re not breaking the rules, why are you reading this?
• Come with me and we can start a revolution.
• The most valuable thing you can have is a sense of humor.
• Let’s take this moment and make it more.
• I’ll understand if you don’t laugh this time.
• What’s your superpower? Can I use it?
• We don’t need words to know how you feel.
• Here’s to being different and being yourself.
• The moment you realize it was all a dream and you were just falling in love with the person next to you.
• Let’s be real, you don’t need a pick up line. Just look at me and smile.
• Nothing’s sexier than a woman who knows what she wants.
• Hey, you’re cute but can’t I just be your friend?
• I can only handle one meme at a time.
• If you’re reading this, I think it’s safe to say we have an attraction.
• If you want to talk about me, you can make an appointment.
• It’s hard to find someone who wants the same things that you do. You’re unique and that’s what makes you beautiful.
• Give me a minute to finish this scoop and I’ll be right back with your coffee.
• Hey, I know you’re tired and you might be hungover but I could use a beer. What say we go home together?
• If you’re gonna be handsome and amazing, you don’t need to try too hard.
• I’m the kind of girl who will smack you in your face with a bag of ice, then ask for a date.
• You are beautiful and I love you, but let’s be honest…you can do better than me.
• Hey, I’ve been thinking about you all day. Is it too early to ask if we should get together?
• What the hell are you doing? You’re beautiful.
• You make me feel like I haven’t been doing enough.
• Here’s to the good times and the bad, the ups & downs. Let’s celebrate our achievements and remember what really matters. We’re going out with a bang!
• I’m a man and I’m good at many things, but people-pleasing is definitely not one of them.
• You can’t always be right, but you can always be funny.
• I’ve been thinking about you a lot.
• Your smile takes me to a place I haven’t been in years, and every time I see it I get lost in your eyes.
• The only thing that can stop me is you.
• If you love someone, set them free.
• Hey there I’m trying to pick up a friend and thought you might have some ideas?
• Hand over your phone and I’ll show you a good time. You won’t mind if it’s my first time
• I’ve got good karma and I’m looking for a good time. Should we get coffee?
• You could probably be my wingman on Tinder.
• I don’t want to be your friend. I just want you to be my girlfriend.
• If you’re reading this, I’m sorry.
• You look like a million dollars in that dress.
• Are you single? Because I’m drunk, and I’m really trying to figure out why.
• I’ve got you in mind, and you’re not even on my mind.
• Say, “I was thinking about you, and I thought you should know.”
• If you’re looking for the one, it’s in here.
• I won’t be able to stop looking at you.
• Don’t be afraid to let your freak flag fly.
• There’s no ‘nerd’ in my ‘dork’, but there will be if you don’t use a meme pick up line.
• The perfect pick up line is easy. Just tell me what you want and I’ll give it to you
• You look like the kind of girl I would take home to meet my mom
• Do you know what I see when I look at you? A potential customer
• Hey, did you know that I am smart enough to brag about myself? So let’s do this.
• What we have in common? We’re both independent and ambitious. Let’s go out and conquer the world together
• I’ll be your golden ticket to the good life.
• I’m here to get you out of your slump and into a new level of badass.
• If this is not a good sign then I don’t know what is.
• Doesn’t matter if you’re black, white or blue, if you have a sense of humor, you’ll never be lonely.
• Hey, I’m in a car and it’s lucky that my friend is driving because I always fall asleep on the way to our destination.
• I’d follow you to the moon, but I don’t like heights.
• All good things must come to an end, so make sure you hold on tight.
• Hey, I’m a meme. And you’re a meme. Let’s get it on.
• Be bold and unapologetic with a sexy selfie
• You: Hey, you’re looking at me. Me: I know!
• Or you could just say “Hey” and see where it goes
• You are so beautiful, I can’t take my eyes off of you
• What if I told you that an invisible unicorn is coming to your product launch?
• You’re not just a pretty face. You’re beautiful inside and out
• You’re beautiful, sweetheart. And I’m glad you found me
• When you say yes to a date, I mean yes all night.
• So what’s your idea of a good time?
• I’m the girl with one face, but two personalities.
• Yes, I want a meme. Yes, we can do that.
• “I don’t have time to date, but I’ll make time for you.”
• You’re an extra in my movie and I don’t even know your name. But thanks for being one of the most important parts of my day.
• Hey there, I’m looking for your number.
• Tell me what you want to do and I’ll get it done.
• Hey there, stranger. I’m on a mission to find you the best restaurants in town. Let me know if you want to come along.
• I have a limited time offer for you today.
• You’re all that I’ve been looking for and now I have you.
• You’re so hot, I’m burning my finger on the phone.
• It’s hard to find a girl who doesn’t like chicken.
• It’s not if you’ll find love, but when.
• If you’re not afraid to ask, I’m not afraid to tell you that I love you.
• You are so much stronger than you know, you’re unstoppable. Let’s do this!
• When life gives you green lights, it’s your turn to find a red light.
• Wanna get to know me? Come here, I’ll show you everything.
• Come in, we have everything you need for any occasion.
• I’m the type of girl who’s not afraid to put herself out there and speak her mind.
• I know it’s corny, but it works every time.
• I’m going to make you laugh, and then I’m going to make you cry.
• You’re not going to believe this, but I’ve always loved you.
• Can’t help but smile when I see your face.
• I like your face, but I’m looking for my wallet.
• Hope you’re having a really good day.
• You’re perfect for me. I’ve never been this happy before or this sad.
• It’s like looking in a mirror. I’m a bit insecure, too.
• When you’re with me, the world doesn’t spin. It stops, and then resets itself.
• “Hi. I’m an introvert and feel like you could use a little extra pep in your step. Can I suggest you pick me up?”
• Hey, I’m the person you want to talk to.
• Hey, I’m the one who has your number. Sk8r boi.
• 💪🏼 If you are reading this, then I think we should meet.
• Hey, do you want to go on a date tonight? You should know by now I’m never wrong.
• “I know who you are, and I’m in love.”
• I see you got a lot of swag, but I have the shawl.
• Don’t worry, I’m not one of those girls.
• I know the feeling of being lost and alone. I’ll be your beacon of hope if you give me a chance.
• Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, love me because you are.☺
• What’s your favorite part of the weekend? The answer is neither of those things.
• How do you handle rejection?
• If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that a man who fails to plan is planning to fail.
• If you’re looking for the pick up line that will have them running to you, look no further.
• You’re the kind of girl that’s attractive, funny, and smart. You’re a keeper
• If you’re reading this and you’re like, “Heeey, girl. I’ve been meaning to ask you something.” Then let me know. #BeFunny
• When you text me and tell me you miss me, it makes me smile.
• If you’re reading this, I’m probably already late for my date.
• You’re so cute, I could just eat you up.
• You make me weak in the knees, but you’re worth it.
• You’re never more than 100 feet away from a good joke.
• I am already in love with you, but can you make it official?
• If you’re going to say it, make it count.
• What’s the secret to a happy heart?
• I’m a sucker for a good pick up line, and you’re an even better one.
• Sorry, I’m not interested in your trashy pickup line.
• If you like memes, we can definitely go on a date.
• “I’ve been on a quest for the perfect pair of jeans that fit me like you.”
• I’d hook up with you if you were single and available.
• If you don’t want to date me, at least give me your number.
• Hey, I’m not gonna text you. So, like… if you see this, hit me up.
• You’re so sexy that I’m afraid to look at you.
• When you’re looking for something specific, but all the best places are closed.
• Get ready to fall in love with me, because I’m going to fall hard.
• The first thing I notice about you is your smile. And then your eyes, and then your hair.
• If you ask me, the best way to get a girl is to show up with an open mind and a clean heart.
• You’re looking at me like I’m crazy. I know, right?
• Hey, baby. I’m in love with your eyes.
• What’s the one thing you can tell about me without saying a word?
• I’m a sucker for a good pick up line.
• “My name is ______, and I’m super excited to meet you.”
• Say something clever that makes you sound awesome.
• You’re exactly the right type of girl to come home to…
• I’m open to new experiences and adventures.
• If you can’t handle my sexy, don’t go there.
• You are the best thing that ever happened to me.
• When you’re in the mood for a date night…
• I’m a little bit of everything. The best kind of crazy. You’re welcome
• If you can’t get it off, we recommend a little bit of “Flex Appeal.”
• Uh… you were trying to say something, but all I heard was “you’re beautiful”? 👍
• You know what they say: if you want something done right, do it yourself.
• Ready to go on a date with the perfect meme?
• All you need is a selfie, an Instagram filter and a good caption to be ready for anything.
• I’m ready to take you on a date that will keep you on your toes.
• If you were an emoji, you’d be: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• I’m looking forward to the adventure of getting to know you.
• It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
• Who says you can’t change your life? I’m ready to start over in a different city, with a different name and an entirely new set of clothes.
• If you can’t find the words to say, use the heart and let me know. I can’t wait to hear from you!
• I’ll take you out on a date. Let me take you to a better place.
• What do you want to do? I’m all about the surprise.
• I know a good thing when I see one.
• If you can’t laugh at yourself, who will?
• No matter how bad your circumstance or situation is, it could always be worse. So let’s get what we want out of life—one day at a time.
• Is it hot in here or is it just me?
• I hope you’re ready to go on an adventure. You never know what we’ll find.
• A beautiful woman is like a smile, every time she smiles I feel good, also when her smile comes on me I get horny.
• I’m a real guy, I’ll buy you a drink, yes i will.
• If you’re looking for a good time, I’m your girl.
• What are you waiting for? Text me.
• I can’t stop thinking about you. I’m so confident we’ll be together that I’ve already moved in with you #meatpuppets
• My tongue is going to fall out of my mouth if I describe how amazing you are.
• If you’re looking for a catchier way of saying this, I’m your guy.
• I think we should keep this going.
• I don’t have time to explain why, I just know we’re meant to be together.
• We all have a story to tell. Let’s go on an adventure today.
• I may not be perfect, but I’m not trying to be.
• “We’re just two friends who met on the internet and kept talking, because we were both lonely.” -Tumblr
• Hey babe, you’re cute, I like your eyes, and I think we should go to the movies together.
• If you’re reading this, I’m probably already dating other people. So if you want some company during the evening, here’s my number.
• Don’t just be cute. Be a freaking catch.
• Let me help you pick up your mind.
• When you text me, do it with confidence. And don’t be afraid to deliver a little bit of sass! I like it when you are a little bit bold
• I’m not a nice person, but I do know how to treat you right.
• You’re not going to be able to keep your hands off me.
• Don’t be afraid to let someone know how you feel. It’s not cheesy, it’s just the truth.
• Did you know that if you have a photo of yourself with your eyes closed, that means you’re open to new possibilities?
• It’s never too late to find your purpose.
• Are you ready to fall in love with a meme? 💕
• Let’s get something clear. You’re not here to make friends, you’re here to make money.
• When you’re looking for a date, why not ask someone you met on Tinder?
• I’m not a meme, but I’ve got you covered.
• Be the girl who can’t even remember her own name, but she knows the kind of guy who will do anything for you.
• I’m drop dead gorgeous with a heart of gold.
• Don’t worry, I’m a girl who enjoys sports.
• You don’t have to be a supermodel or an actress; you just have to be you.
• I’ll never forget the first time we kissed; it was like lips were meant for me.
• Life is like a box of chocolates…you never know what you’re gonna get!
• First Date: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
• You’re either a minimalist or a maximalist—you get the point.
• I don’t know if you like memes or hate em, but I think you’re hot.
• I was so impressed by your meme that I had to send you a follow.
• You should meet me, I’m really charming.
• Let’s get together, because I’m in the mood for you.
• You’ve got a face that’s beautiful and a body I wanna hold. So what are we waiting for?
• You deserve to be treated like a queen, so I’m going to have to get crazy on ya
• It’s not a crime to like someone, but it is a crime to only like them.
• “When I text you, it’s like a candle flame. It grows and grows and then—BOOM! You get me.”
• I know your number. I’m ready to add two more digits
• I’m not trying to make a move, but I can’t stop thinking about you.
• I’m not a fan of waiting in long lines, so I’ll just wait right here.
• When you’re self-conscious about your body, but you know it will be worth it when someone compliments you.
• You’re the sun, I’m the sky. What are you waiting for?
• Hi. I’m looking for a girlfriend who is funny, kind and smart. If you like wine, cheese and dogs, maybe we should hang out sometime?
• I’m a meme, and I’m here to make your day
• The last thing you want to do is mess with a meme.
• I’d date you if I didn’t think you were a good person.
• You look like the kind of girl who has a lot of confidence, but needs someone to give her a little boost.
• I’m not a fan of being ignored. So why not have fun with it?
• What’s your idea of a good time?
• I know you’re trying to be all subtle, but I can see right through you.
• Get ready for the best quote of all time.
• The only thing you should be eating is me.
• I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to get your number.
• It’s not easy being a meme, but at least we sure have a lot of memes.
• I know that you’re hot and I know that you’re single. But, do you think we could have a conversation about the weather?
• Hey girl, you’re looking pretty hot today.
• I’m about to go on a date with you and I can’t wait.
• I’m a pretty interesting girl. Kinda like you.
• I love your lips, but I like the way they look on my coffee cup.
• A smile can make a bitter man swallow his words. A kiss can make a cold woman warm. Do we need an explanation?
• Hard to believe you’re only one degree of separation away from me.
• Love is like a butterfly, you can’t keep it in a jar.