Funny Sleeping Dog Quotes and Captions for Instagram

Here are creative sleeping dog quotes and captions that will make you laugh out loud. These funny sleeping dog captions will make the viewers chuckle. These dog quotes and sayings can serve you a good caption so that you can share your photos on various social media sites.

Funny Sleeping Dog Quotes and Captions for Instagram

• Sleeping dogs lie, so let’s all pretend this cute pup isn’t looking at us… 😹

• This guy is cute. But he really loves naps. 😴 #DogsofInstagram #SleepyDog

• Let sleeping dogs lie. Or better yet, let them sleep in opulence on a Divani Casa pet bed 🐶

• What kind of dog am I? I’m the kind that enjoys a good nap... 😴

• I’m not a morning dog…but I’m also not a night-time dog. And that is why it makes perfect sense that I am a lazy dog 🥴

• She’s still pretty cute even when she’s not getting enough shut-eye.

• This is my idea of a good time: waking up every hour and then passing out again. #doglife

• The best kind of dream: is where you’re sleeping. 😴

• A dog is sitting in the sunshine. He thinks, “It’s nice to be a dog.”

• The only thing better than the first of October is the third of it. ☀🍂 #NationalDogDay

• If you’re having trouble sleeping, I can’t sleep either.

• I like my coffee the same way I like my nights… Dark, quiet, and alone. ☕

• Deep thoughts by a deep sleeper.

• Some dogs are good at sleeping in, while others can’t seem to stay awake.

• No one understands the hardships of being a dog owner until they’ve seen you spend 20 minutes trying to get your dog’s head in a pillowcase.

• I’m not a morning or evening dog but I’m a ME-time dog. What about you?

• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

• *Puppy yawns* Oh, hey. I was just thinking about how annoying it is when my face gets wet.

• I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes (from looking at you).

• She does this every night to make sure I’m safe.

• I may be snoozing, but at least I’m rested up for it 🐶

• Life is passing me by while I’m busy Netflixing.

• Shhh…just put the headphones on, it will help block out all the noise.

• Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.

• Don’t blame the dog for sleeping—it’s not his fault his favorite spot is your lap. 😴

• Some days I’m the dog, and some days I’m just the weirdo on the side of the road trying to get a selfie with you 🐶

• I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… just like the ones I used to chase as a dog. 😂

• Wake me up when September ends. Or just text me because I’m still sleeping.

• They say that you can’t buy happiness but I would have paid a small fortune for this moment.😶

• We’re all gonna have a good time when we have our paws out 👋

• Lazy days and naps are the best way to spend Summer.

• I love you so much it hurts when you’re not there.

• Don’t strain your eyes trying to read this. That’s what I’m here for. 😺

• I think I am relaxing so much that my brain has decided to go on vacation. 😴

• Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get.

• I’m not having a bad day. I’m just less fun than everyone else.

• Dogs may be man’s best friends, but they don’t have to sleep on your bed. #I’llBeInMyBunkThanks

• Isn’t he adorable looking like a birthday cake 🍰 🎂

• This is my sleepy face. Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to wake me up later.

• We’re all tired … but you’re tired. Please sleep.

• Who needs a bed when you’ve got a fur pillow like this?

• Falling asleep before you even lay down.

• I feel like all I do is nap these days. 😴

• Nothing like a drink of freshwater before bed. Goodnight ☀💦

• I wanted to play with you today but nah 😴

• I’ve collapsed. I’m no longer functional. I’m phoning it in. Put me on the doggy dialysis machine, please.

• I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…just like the ones I used to watch on TV.

• Dogs just want to make sure you’re comfortable at all times, even if that means sleeping next to you.

• Dog: I can’t sleep cuz you’re so comfy and I want to be near you. Me: Thank you.

• Cuddle up with your pup and share the best things on the Internet.

• The sweetest dreams are of the dogs you love.

• We all know that puppies aren’t great at staying still for pictures, but it’s adorable! 😻 Wanna see more? Get yours here.

• When you fall asleep straight from the kitchen to the couch.

• We don’t always have to be loud and in your face to let you know we love you. Sometimes, our silence says it all.

• I’m not tired, I’m just resting my eyes.

• Everything is better in a hammock. Even napping.

• Sleep is a beautiful thing. Especially when you’re as cute as I am.

• Don’t worry about me. My owners are home and I’m sleeping in my bed, so I’m as comfy as it gets.

• Wake up, sleeping beauty! It’s almost time for another lunchtime walk 🐶😴―The Dogfather

• There’s a dog hidden in his dogpile — no, really, he’s actually there. 😸

• I love my bed and I love sleeping in it.

• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

• Lazy days call for lazy cuddles. Go ahead, lean in, and enjoy the moment. 💃🏻

• If you knew how little sleep I got last night, you’d be snoring too.

• When you’re tired, it’s time to sleep.

• I’m the girl you take home to mom but hope never meets your friends.

• Baby you know I had to do it 💤💤

• Made it through another Monday. ☀🐶 💤

• It’s not that I’m tired, I just don’t want to move.

• I like my dog better than my girlfriend, she always stays up for me.

• Musical.ly isn’t just for annoying K-pop remixes and lip-synced selfies. #caughtmesleeping

• You know what they say—dogs are a man’s best friend. But they can be disloyal, and will definitely leave you at the most inconvenient time.

• So comfortable my cat is sleeping in an awkward position. 😵🐱

• Even my dog is sleeping in this heat. I’m just trying to keep up with the Joneses.

• If you don’t get a good night’s sleep, be a good day’s sleep… #catlife

• Calls it a nap. We call it an Ambien coma. #naptimeproblems #snoringbuddies

• They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and judging by this photo, that includes the word “snore” 😴

• In Dog We Trust. All others must pay cash. (Shamelessly stolen from @mukeshthewolf)

• Good morning to be when it’s finally my time to sleep.

• If you beg for food, we’ll feed you a salad.

• I may not be perfect, but I’m pretty close.

• Hilarious dog sleeping quotes and captions

• If you want to sleep like a dog, stay up all night like a dog. 😴

• Looking for a home that feels like you? We’re at your door and ready for adoption. #dogsofinstagram #adoptdontshop

• Lazy dog or actually pretty chill? 🐶

• Lazy guy’s guide to being an indoor dog.

• Fur babies – their love is unconditional so it’s ok if they’re a little needy when they wake up.

• I never sleep before I take a bath. It’s the best way to wake up. 😴

• Life is a walk, and I’m just taking puppy steps.

• I’m not snoring. I’m just breathing really hard.

• Seriously… though. I’m the worst snuggler ever! 😴

• A night of feline dreams doesn’t always mean nine lives. #felinemalady

• Enough about you. Let’s talk about me. How does my butt look in this #Saturdays?

• I was sleeping so hard I didn’t even bark at the delivery guy when he came. 😴

• You know you’ve been up too late when you start seeing dogs in food. 😂

• If you wait until the last minute to do a photoshoot, people won’t notice if you fall asleep.

• Dear Pizza, I miss you so much. Please come back. ❤️ 😪

• I’m just blocking all of your light so you’ll get some sleep. I won’t move until you do. Goodnight.

• If all dogs go to heaven, does that mean that when I die, I’ll be reincarnated as a dog?

• I’m not bored, I’m just really lazy.

• I can’t breathe. I just snorted coffee grounds. 😖

• It’s hard to look tough with your tongue hanging out.

• I like my caffeine the same way I like my men… strong and black *wink* *kiss*

• Didn’t you hear? Thursday is the new Friday. #OOTD

• I’m still trying to figure out my sleeping patterns as a new puppy dad. #truestory

• I only nap with the curtains open so I can see when the mailman comes. 😴 #notpuppytime

• You know you’ve been “petting” your dog too much when it opens one eye when you ask it to move.

• I’m only sleeping because it’s after hours.

• It’s pretty hard to be woke all the time. So go ahead and catch some Zzzs.

• I’m not bitter that I don’t have a bed or a pillow, but what’s up with you people?! 😴 🐶

• So I guess the alarm didn’t go off. 🙈😂

• Imma takes a nap now that the walk is over. Zzzz

• Lifting my leg to pee is appropriate in so many situations. #blessed

• I can sleep in *insert movie reference* but I’ll never sleep in class.

• What do you get when you cross a sleeping dog and a sleeping human? One tired puppy.

• Happiness is a warm puppy 🐶

• Nothing like a cute dog and the ocean breeze to make your day. 🐾🌊

• Lazy Sunday morning with this furry fella. But where is he?

• Momma said napping was good for me 😴💤 #mymomquotes

• Life is the puppy you get when you already have the baby.

• Sorry, I took a napping selfie. I can’t help it if I’m too cute. 😴

• If you wake him up now, he’s going to want to go for a walk and I can’t let that happen. Not at 3 am.

• They said I couldn’t climb trees anymore. They never said I couldn’t sleep up in one. 😴😴☀

• It’s time for naps, belly rubs, and eating all the food in your house—my favorite weekend.

• If your legs could fix themselves, they’d turn right around and do it.

• Sleeping dogs are so cute that it’s impossible to ever wake them up.😴

• The best part of waking up is…not having to walk her. ☀ #dogsofinstagram

• Sometimes it’s tough being a dog…but the beds are so soft. 😴 #cantmakethisup

• If you love coffee, doggy-style is not for you ☕

• Dogs are born with a built-in “reset button.” It allows them to love you even after you’ve done something terrible.

• If you don’t want the dog to eat it, just hide it under a blanket. Or in this case, all over the floor.

• Wake me up when summer is over…and the pool is open.

• Carrying all this candy around gives me a pretty sweet tooth. I’m so exhausted but still starving. I’ll just take a catnap real quick.

• I’ve got a friend who’s always grumpy in the mornings. partly because she’s always up late at night.

• I don’t have plans tonight but I think I’m probably busy with my 8-hour sleep schedule.

• It’s doggone hot out, but I can’t sleep. And that’s OK because it’s too hot to sleep.

• Some dogs love to snooze and sleep their days away. This bulldog seems to be included in the list.

• This is the face of a dog who knows that snores are just another form of peaceful meditation.

• Life’s a dream for a dog 🐶, but it’s okay because you live in it. 😎

• Can’t wake up from this dog dream.

• I found your pet. I don’t think this is his real owner. Can we keep him?

• I…I think he’s sleeping. Or just messing with you.

• I am such a great sleeper that I once slept through the entire Jurassic period…I woke up when the T-Rex was knocking at my door 😴

• I’ve fallen asleep on the job and have done nothing all day.

• Okay, so I’m kind of awkward and don’t know how to follow the crowd. But, you should still follow me on Instagram. 😂

• I love naps because I’m not counting them 😴 #NationalNapDay

• I want to make you laugh, I want to make you smile, and I really want to give you a reason to pee on my carpet.

• Sometimes I like to pad around the house in my socks. Two paws at a time 😉

• If at first, you don’t succeed, sleep on it. Dogs may not dream but they do sleep and that’s the next best thing! 😴😴

• Some dogs sleep 18 hours a day. Other dogs stay up all night to party. 😴

• Alright you two, break it up. You’ve been sleeping for hours. Let the other dogs get some rest. 😴

• You’re never fully dressed without a smile #DogsWithJokes

• Don’t let anyone tell you what you can and can’t do. Go ahead and dream big. Nothing is impossible #ilovemydog

• Sometimes I pretend that my dog knows how to open the fridge and raid it. ☺️

• The only two things I like better than sleeping… Are cupcakes and waking up to your face. 😺

• ^^^ well doggy, I guess that means it’s bedtime.

• I’m one of those people who can sleep through anything except my own snoring.

• Wanna catch some zzzz’s with me?

• Daytime naps are like potato chips… it’s hard to have just one.

• If at first, you don’t succeed, nap until it’s time to try again. 😴

• Can you smell the change in the air? It’s either the leaves or I farted, but one of them is changing colors. 🍂😂

• There is no need to be polite when you are a dog, especially when it’s time for a nap.

• If you’re looking for some serious zzz’s, here are the breeds that most often doze off in the daytime. Hint: They’re all on this list!

• If you’re looking for someone to cuddle with, I’m not your dog.

• A dog’s life is happy and free. My life is the opposite, but I’m fine with that🐶

• When I get to the club late and my coat is on a hanger. #dogsofinstagram

• Ted’s a great sleeper but snores like a… 🐕 😴

• Life’s a beach and then you dog nap.

• Some dogs just want to watch the world burn.

• When I go out on a walk, I pretend to be a dog. So when strangers are being mean to me, I bark back.

• Snoring in the tub? That’s the sweet sound of success.

• Getting ready to sleep: I’m assuming it’s the same process as getting ready to go out.

• I’m not normally a morning person, but you’re making me reconsider.

• You don’t get out of bed for anything less than a doughnut.

• Cute dogs always look so peaceful while they’re sleeping… but the reality is often a little different!

• Selfies aren’t just for people, you know. #dogselfie

• Don’t snore and drive. Don’t drive and snore. Sleeps by the bedroom door.

• After a long week of chasing squirrels, this is all I want. #tireddog

• Don’t wake me. I’m dozing off again. 🐶❤️

• Mornings are for puppies and coffee ☕️, not pants.

• Sleeping so soundly that we still haven’t heard the news.

• Naps are a true necessity. Always seek them out and never apologize for them.

• Tasty treats and extra naps. I think I’m dreaming.

• What’s better than waking up to a new day? Wake up to kisses.☺

• Well, look who decided to join me for breakfast. #SleepingUncleFletch

• Hey, the grass is always greener on the other side. That’s why I sleep on this side of the fence.

• When the alarm clock goes off and it’s time to hit the gym. #nofilter

• 12 hours of sleep. 12 beers. Coincidence? We think not.

• When you wait for your fave pooch to wake up from his nap 😴

• The best part of waking up is canned dog food in your cup.

• I had no idea how much sleep I was missing out on by not having another dog in the bed.

• I knew this silly pup was at the party to have a good time and not sleep!!

• It’s the best kind of day when you get to sleep in, snuggle with a puppy, and watch movies all day.

• There’s an old saying that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. But let me tell you, in the case of this puppy, that is a total lie…

• I hope you don’t mind me taking a nap in your bed. I find it’s the coziest place in the house. 😽💤

• When I am a dog, I do not wish to be human right away. That would be too much trouble…too many things to learn. Purr-fectly happy being a dog.

• Life is better when you have a good nap.

• Nothing like a good nap to bring new ideas and refreshed perspective.

• I’ll just be staying here, pretending to be asleep. Because, you know, I’m dreaming of food…

• If people love you, they don’t have to be nice to you.

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