Funny Quotes and Captions for Mom and Daughter

Funny Quotes and Captions for Mom and Daughter

There are tons of funny quotes and captions for mom and daughter. Whether you’re looking for awesome captions to post on social media or customized quotes to create a funny card for your daughter to give her mom the list I’ve compiled should have the perfect pairing for you.

Funny Quotes and Captions for Mom and Daughter

• Mom: I wish there was a button that would keep you young. And then one day, there was… daughter.

• Mommy, what’s a selfie?

• Photos are memories frozen in time — and I’m always trying to capture a good laugh and smile.

• Mothers know everything. Except why you poured yogurt on your laptop.

• I’m her mother, I know everything.

• The only thing worse than Mom’s coffee is Dad’s ☕️

• It’s the perfect time of year for apple picking, hayrides, and scary movies. Happy fall!🎃

• If you knew how much I paid for this lipstick you’d faint.

• I’m not saying I’m a princess…but I AM saying I can totally use my tiara as an excuse to be late to things.

• All the good ones are either taken, gay, or fictional.

• Your daily mood depends on the weather. So smile and wear your sandals.

• He who laughs last thinks slowest.

• Mom to daughter: What do you mean you don’t have a date? You’re fishin’ for boys in here. #MotherDaughterBonding

• A mom getting a makeover and a daughter getting a makeover is one of the greatest bonding experiences.

• Don’t forget to #momlikeamother

• Moms are the best. Also, make sure to clean off your keyboard, we don’t want any crumbs in our coffee.

• OK, mom and daughter goals right there 😂😂😂. I love this @hogwartsaus ☀🍂

• Being a mom means never having to say sorry ☺☺

• Don’t worry, mom. I promise to always keep my room clean if you keep your promises to always wake me up for school on time.

Now that you’re home with the girls, you’re gonna need a bigger wallet.

• I live in a house with boys, therefore everything must be labeled.

• I’m not the only one in this house with a food obsession. My mom eats bologna sandwiches with ketchup. She says it’s good for the soul.

• I’m loving this old sweater you gave me, Mom. It’s so…basic.

• A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.

• The book of life is the story of evolution. You are a classic.

• Because only mothers can truly understand the awful things their daughters will eventually become. 😈

• Mothers know what their daughters need before they do. –Diane Keaton

• Daughter: Mom, does this dress make me look fat? Me: Yes, but in a good way.

• I’m the only one who can do this. You must be adopted.

• I love it when you hang out but I’m super busy so let’s just grab some caffeine and catch up!

• She never lets me have a single piece of candy. Not even on Halloween. Mean mom.

• Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.

• We all know I’m the funny one. So, what was it you said again?

• There’s nothing like an overprotective mother to make your life miserable.

• Do things with your children that will teach them how to do things when they are older.

• Mondays are my go-to for a fresh perspective. What’s yours? 🍁💭

• I live to embarrass my daughter.

• I love you to the moon and back 🌙 …and then some!

• My mom was so strict, she wouldn’t let me wear make-up until my senior year in high school. I did not go to prom.

• I know she just shaved her head, but she really doesn’t look a day over 5.

• Doing anything fun this weekend? No…me neither.

• I swear, at this rate, I might have to start calling her my dog.

• Mom’s question: “Why don’t you want to look nice for Saturday night?” Answer: “Because I will be at home changing diapers.”

• Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Good thing I have opposable thumbs!

• A wise woman once told me, “You got to find a way to make a few bucks if you want to be around.”

• Who have we lost? Oh, it’s just our house keys.

• The only exception to the “no shoes in the house” rule.

• The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. – Abraham Lincoln

• Our relationship may not have started off as mother/daughter, but I’m glad we’re ending it that way.

• It’s true, I like to think of myself as a good mother. But let’s be honest…I am actually just a mother.

• Mom: Honey, I love you. I’m just saying that your bedhead, crooked shirt, and your wrinkled pants are not the kind of style I like.

• I love mommy. I love daddy. I love me.

• Mom always knows the best advice: a good book, a hot cup of coffee, and a comfy place to sit.

• What’s a girl to do when she won’t stop hitting her brother and her mom will no longer make her dessert? -Cry. Or throw an ugly tantrum, whichever is easier.

• Ok, sweetie, you can have your very own phone. Now, I need yours…

• Mom always said, “Close one eye when peeling a banana so you can see better.”

• The roles we take on in life should reflect the ones we wish existed when we play with our Barbie dolls.

• The who-said-it game is over. I just can’t believe it took you this long to figure out that I am older than you are! 😉

• I went from carrying you to carrying your child. There is no greater role reversal in the world!

• If you’re never embarrassed, it means you’re never doing anything brave.

• And I think to myself, what a wonderful world. (Louis Armstrong)

• We face the same direction when putting on our shoes, but we walk in opposite directions.

• A little girl and her mom had a conversation.

• I always knew you’d grow up to be a mom just like me.

• Wife for life. Mom for life. Stepmom for life. Running a lot of lives together… My only advice: don’t cram too much into one day.

• Approaching a wedding anniversary like: 😎💍💕☺️

• I’m sure she meant to say that with her eyes, but Mom happened to be looking in the mirror. 😉

• We’d like to be your 2 new favorite people. 😂

• Here’s to the nights we’ve stayed up until 5 am because our toddlers love the light switch. Reply with your favorite childhood memory! 😂

• Mother: I wish my daughter would dress more like her sister. Daughter: I wish my mother would dress more like her sister.

• Sometimes I think my mom looks so youthful not because she’s young at heart, but because her body has forgotten how old it actually is.

• Mom: You are who you choose to be. You do have a choice. Do what makes you happy!

• Shoes! I can’t live with them, I can’t live without them…I’m such a girl.

• A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.

• Gifts for mom from the kids who keep saying “I’m all grown up”

• Falling in love all over again just like the first time, only this time it’s with my daughter. — Unknown

• Mom texts: Will you be home for dinner? Me: I’m afraid not, dinner will be out tonight. Mom texts back: You forgot the salt and pepper. #truestory #sotired

• And just like that, you turned into my mom. I will love you forever, even when we fight over the last chocolate chip cookie.

• Did you know dad and I started our relationship with a spark?

• I love you more than pumpkin spice lattes… and I love pumpkin spice lattes a lot. 😉

• This is the face of a woman who is pretending to listen to you. She is actually busy planning for the zombie apocalypse.

• There is no need to fear, the monster is here!

• When you have a daughter, life is full of both firsts and lasts.

• She’s all-girl. Till she finds a rock…and then it gets interesting.

• I just want one day where someone asks me how my day was and I can actually tell them about it.

• Treat yo’ self to some coffee this weekend. Don’t forget the latte art is free! 😉

• I woke up like this. You, on the other hand, need to use some moisturizer.

• Because the only thing better than going above and beyond is going above and beyond with someone else…

• If you wanna be successful, it’s all about the hustle!

• You don’t have to be a princess to be my daughter. #momFail

• Moms always know best. But Daughters are pretty cool too.

• Moms are basically superheroes.

• Being a mom is my greatest accomplishment, but your dad and I are pretty good too. ☺️

• Mom! Can you get my phone for me? It’s on the table.

• I was 21 years old, and I didn’t think I would ever be a mom. Then it happened…

• Mom: Why are you serving lobster for dinner?

• What are my three favorite things? – You in my belly button, you in my arms, and you in your pajamas.

• I am the mother of the bride, not the bride of the mother. – Phyllis Diller

• I know firsthand the power of a hug 🙂

• When you talk to her, she doesn’t respond.

• The holidays are here and you know what that means – all your favorite TV shows are back on 📺💻

• There is no place like home for the holidays. You can travel the world, but there’s only one MINE.

• Daughter: Mom, will you put this sweater on so I can take a picture of you for Instagram?

• Mom, I’m ready to have a girls’ night out.

• We’re just like snowflakes—we’re all different, but we’re all moms.

• Momma lovin’ my girls more than cupcakes.

• Mom described me as a “free spirit,” which I took to mean she’s just happy I’m out of the house.

• She’s not my daughter. She’s my best friend.

• Fun fact: Even giraffes have mothers.

• Meeting my mom for the first time was like meeting myself in another universe.

• We have had the same hair color for 30 years, and, at my age, it is about time to change.

• Summer’s over, but we’re still celebrating the season with a release of our limited edition pumpkin spice latte. ☕️👍🏻

• I’m only in it for the food.

• I found a way to wear my power suit AND the pajamas today—my PJs are my work clothes and my work clothes are my PJs.

• What’s cooler than being cool? Ice cold, baby! 💨

• Mom: “I’m so old I remember when you had to wear shoes!” Daughter: “We think you’re funny.” 😜

• Being a mom is like having your heart walk around outside your body.

• One day I’m going to have a little girl, and when that happens she’s going to sign her first modeling contract before she can even walk.

• Don’t you see Mom? I’m busy Instagramming my food. (I love you, Mom.)

• We all need reminding that there’s more to us than what we show the world. We are not perfect, but love is never a mistake ❤

• Sorry, honey. I’ve got plans this weekend. I’m going to be too busy drinking wine and watching Netflix with your dad. ☕🍷

• Feeling like you’re playing house but you don’t want to clean up after yourself? Call me.

• Mom: (upon realizing the phone is missing from her pocket) oh no, my phone!Me: oh no, my mom.

• The older I get, the more I realize that these girls are a helluva lot smarter than me. Ha, that makes me sound so old. #foundmyroots

• My mom was right: Never wear white after Labor Day, and never trust a fart.

• Remember when Michael Jackson got his hair caught in a fan?

• Everybody in this house better put their siccness away before I get home…

• It’s the little things. Like getting a hand-written letter in the mail.

• Being a mom isn’t easy, but having you for a daughter is an honor ❤️

• I love the sound of my daughter’s laughter. Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there.

• My mom doesn’t have a mother anymore. She’s passed on. I guess that makes me the meanest daughter ever 🤔😂

• Just like our moms, these little princesses love to rock their crowns 💐

• Mom: Honey, this is the new thing at school: selfie sticks.

• Mom: What. Happened. To that shirt? Daughter: I spilled mayonnaise on it. Mom: How? Daughter: Well you told me to make a sandwich!

• Being a mom is like wearing overalls. Even if it is not your most flattering outfit, you get to do fun things, like jump in puddles.😉☔👩🏽🎓

• Just when I think I have you figured out, you go and do something like this 👹💁👶

• I just made a new friend, a squirrel named Penelope.

• The older you get, the more you realize how little you actually know.

• Mom and daughter duo who are truly #squadgoals

• You’ll always be my baby girl, as I will always be your grumpy old mom. 😍😜

• So you’re saying my daughter is basically a much smaller version of me? I guess that’s true. But she’s still my little girl. ❤️👧🏻

• And I thought I was the one who had to clean up after you 🍭 #MomLife

• So important to be Kind to your mom. if you can’t be kind at least be vague. And if you really can’t even do that what is the point?

• When you announce a pregnancy to your 3yo and she says, “Moooooom. You’re not an animal.”

• My mom said if I don’t post a selfie, she’ll take away my car keys.

• I wish this was my life right now. But I’m sure that would mean a lot more laundry to do. #TeenLife

• I’m really excited for my mom to visit. She’ll probably spend the whole weekend asking me if there’s anything fun to do.

• The best things in life are wild and free 🌲 . . . .

• I’m waiting for the day my kids can pay for all my dinners. Unfortunately, that day is never coming . . . I’m going to eat out until my dying day.

• ‘Mom, is there an app to help me find my other half?’ Yes, it’s called Tinder.

• The best part of waking up isn’t Folgers in your cup—it’s knowing that today is the first day of the rest of your daughter’s life.

• My mom was just unable to deal with the uncreative way I named my daughters.

• We sure have grown up a lot ever since you gave birth to me 5 years ago. 💁

• Sunday Funday: enjoying quality time with my daughter and some quality coffee.

• Training my daughter to argue like an adult since birth!

• Mama, when are we going to make a pie? Today. A pie called squash, pumpkin, and sweet potato pie.

• If you want to impress me, then go out there with a smile, live your life and be the best version of yourself!

• I love you more than there are stars in the galaxy, but please don’t tell the Milky Way.

• I’m just so happy that I got a haircut before all these people started cutting their hair.

• I’m so proud of my daughter. She understood that practice makes permanent-so she only practiced once.

• Oh my god sweetie, you are the most amazing mom in the whole world. I love you so much and I will miss you like crazy while at school. Have a great first day 💕

• Thinking of you on this Mother’s Day, mom—and every other day. I love you 😘

• I love my mom… she’s the best in the world. A girl’s best friend is her mother.

• “I love you so much. You know how much? A lot.” – My Mom

• Mom: “You do realize you have to go to school tomorrow, right?”

• I don’t know what I would do without my mom, but thanks to this photo from our trip to the ’50s car show, I can pretend.

• There are few women who look classy hitting a golf ball.

• Bringing you both love and wisdom, one terrible dance move at a time.

• I did not empty my entire closet on the floor and tell you to “Go crazy.”

• There are two things you’ll never have to chase: clothes and women.

• You can take the girl out of the country but you’ll always be stuck in the country.

• So how does it feel being older than me, mom?

• You know your mother is a good cook when the food is so good that you can’t stop eating, and you get ugly. 😂

• Being a parent is literally the hardest job in the entire world, which is why I need coffee at 11 am on a Tuesday.

• ask me about my plan to conquer the world when you’re older.

• Grooming included. I have your back, no matter what. 💅🏽

• We could be twinsies. Because we’re always matching… 😎

• My mom gave me the greatest gift of all – my father.

• I hope you liked my comments as much as I liked yours. 💁👶🏻

• Going for a ride in the old family truckster.

• I’m pretty sure I got your stubbornness, your laid-back attitude, and your complete lack of respect for the sound of my voice all in one shot.

• Wait, so what were you doing that was so important that I had to interrupt?

• Our love is so strong that it acts as a force field against anything you would do.

• There is no such thing as just one cup of coffee.

• Mama: “When is your birthday?” Daughter: “The 13th.” Mama: “That’s a terrible lie. It’s the 2nd.” #momsarefunny

• Moms can deal with anything! including tequila-inspired tacos 🌮 😂

• Being a mom is like having a full-time job with no pay, no days off, no support, and a boss who doesn’t care if you’re tired.

• It’s not that your mom doesn’t like you – she just seriously doesn’t know who you are.

• I let you borrow my phone. When I want it back, call me.

• I’m not a princess, I’m your mother.

• Mom: “Don’t eat that, it’s not healthy”

• Honey, did you turn on the oven? Cause my face is getting hot.

• If you love something, set it free. And if it comes back to you, it’s yours forever – Anonymous 😉

• Chicken pot pie? Or chicken pot-ay? Either way, you’ll feel like a giddy farm girl in the heart of the city 😂🐔

• When I’m feeling tired I just close my eyes, take a deep breath and imagine myself in the mountains. 🌲 ##

• This is what we’ve been waiting for.

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