There are tons of funny quotes and captions for mom and daughter. Whether you’re looking for awesome captions to post on social media or customized quotes to create a funny card for your daughter to give her mom the list I’ve compiled should have the perfect pairing for you.
Funny Quotes and Captions for Mom and Daughter
• Mom: I wish there was a button that would keep you young. And then one day, there was… daughter.
• Mommy, what’s a selfie?
• Photos are memories frozen in time — and I’m always trying to capture a good laugh and smile.
• Mothers know everything. Except why you poured yogurt on your laptop.
• I’m her mother, I know everything.
• The only thing worse than Mom’s coffee is Dad’s
• It’s the perfect time of year for apple picking, hayrides, and scary movies. Happy fall!
• If you knew how much I paid for this lipstick you’d faint.
• I’m not saying I’m a princess…but I AM saying I can totally use my tiara as an excuse to be late to things.
• All the good ones are either taken, gay, or fictional.
• Your daily mood depends on the weather. So smile and wear your sandals.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• Mom to daughter: What do you mean you don’t have a date? You’re fishin’ for boys in here. #MotherDaughterBonding
• A mom getting a makeover and a daughter getting a makeover is one of the greatest bonding experiences.
• Don’t forget to #momlikeamother
• Moms are the best. Also, make sure to clean off your keyboard, we don’t want any crumbs in our coffee.
• Being a mom means never having to say sorry
• Don’t worry, mom. I promise to always keep my room clean if you keep your promises to always wake me up for school on time.
• Now that you’re home with the girls, you’re gonna need a bigger wallet.
• I live in a house with boys, therefore everything must be labeled.
• I’m not the only one in this house with a food obsession. My mom eats bologna sandwiches with ketchup. She says it’s good for the soul.
• I’m loving this old sweater you gave me, Mom. It’s so…basic.
• A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.
• The book of life is the story of evolution. You are a classic.
• Because only mothers can truly understand the awful things their daughters will eventually become.
• Mothers know what their daughters need before they do. –Diane Keaton
• Daughter: Mom, does this dress make me look fat? Me: Yes, but in a good way.
• I’m the only one who can do this. You must be adopted.
• I love it when you hang out but I’m super busy so let’s just grab some caffeine and catch up!
• She never lets me have a single piece of candy. Not even on Halloween. Mean mom.
• Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
• We all know I’m the funny one. So, what was it you said again?
• There’s nothing like an overprotective mother to make your life miserable.
• Do things with your children that will teach them how to do things when they are older.
• Mondays are my go-to for a fresh perspective. What’s yours?
• My mom was so strict, she wouldn’t let me wear make-up until my senior year in high school. I did not go to prom.
• I know she just shaved her head, but she really doesn’t look a day over 5.
• Doing anything fun this weekend? No…me neither.
• I swear, at this rate, I might have to start calling her my dog.
• Mom’s question: “Why don’t you want to look nice for Saturday night?” Answer: “Because I will be at home changing diapers.”
• Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Good thing I have opposable thumbs!
• A wise woman once told me, “You got to find a way to make a few bucks if you want to be around.”
• Who have we lost? Oh, it’s just our house keys.
• The only exception to the “no shoes in the house” rule.
• The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. – Abraham Lincoln
• Our relationship may not have started off as mother/daughter, but I’m glad we’re ending it that way.
• It’s true, I like to think of myself as a good mother. But let’s be honest…I am actually just a mother.
• Mom: Honey, I love you. I’m just saying that your bedhead, crooked shirt, and your wrinkled pants are not the kind of style I like.
• Mom always knows the best advice: a good book, a hot cup of coffee, and a comfy place to sit.
• Ok, sweetie, you can have your very own phone. Now, I need yours…
• Mom always said, “Close one eye when peeling a banana so you can see better.”
• The roles we take on in life should reflect the ones we wish existed when we play with our Barbie dolls.
• The who-said-it game is over. I just can’t believe it took you this long to figure out that I am older than you are!
• I went from carrying you to carrying your child. There is no greater role reversal in the world!
• If you’re never embarrassed, it means you’re never doing anything brave.
• And I think to myself, what a wonderful world. (Louis Armstrong)
• We face the same direction when putting on our shoes, but we walk in opposite directions.
• I always knew you’d grow up to be a mom just like me.
• Wife for life. Mom for life. Stepmom for life. Running a lot of lives together… My only advice: don’t cram too much into one day.
• I’m sure she meant to say that with her eyes, but Mom happened to be looking in the mirror.
• Here’s to the nights we’ve stayed up until 5 am because our toddlers love the light switch. Reply with your favorite childhood memory!
• Mother: I wish my daughter would dress more like her sister. Daughter: I wish my mother would dress more like her sister.
• Sometimes I think my mom looks so youthful not because she’s young at heart, but because her body has forgotten how old it actually is.
• Mom: You are who you choose to be. You do have a choice. Do what makes you happy!
• Shoes! I can’t live with them, I can’t live without them…I’m such a girl.
• A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
• Gifts for mom from the kids who keep saying “I’m all grown up”
• Falling in love all over again just like the first time, only this time it’s with my daughter.
• Mom texts: Will you be home for dinner? Me: I’m afraid not, dinner will be out tonight. Mom texts back: You forgot the salt and pepper.
• And just like that, you turned into my mom. I will love you forever, even when we fight over the last chocolate chip cookie.
• Did you know dad and I started our relationship with a spark?
• I love you more than pumpkin spice lattes… and I love pumpkin spice lattes a lot.
• This is the face of a woman who is pretending to listen to you. She is actually busy planning for the zombie apocalypse.
• There is no need to fear, the monster is here!
• When you have a daughter, life is full of both firsts and lasts.
• She’s all-girl. Till she finds a rock…and then it gets interesting.
• I just want one day where someone asks me how my day was and I can actually tell them about it.
• Treat yo’ self to some coffee this weekend. Don’t forget the latte art is free!
• I woke up like this. You, on the other hand, need to use some moisturizer.
• Because the only thing better than going above and beyond is going above and beyond with someone else…
• If you wanna be successful, it’s all about the hustle!
• Moms always know best. But Daughters are pretty cool too.
• Being a mom is my greatest accomplishment, but your dad and I are pretty good too.
• Mom! Can you get my phone for me? It’s on the table.
• I was 21 years old, and I didn’t think I would ever be a mom. Then it happened…
• Mom: Why are you serving lobster for dinner?
• What are my three favorite things? – You in my belly button, you in my arms, and you in your pajamas.
• I am the mother of the bride, not the bride of the mother.
• I know firsthand the power of a hug 🙂
• When you talk to her, she doesn’t respond.
• The holidays are here and you know what that means – all your favorite TV shows are back on
• There is no place like home for the holidays. You can travel the world, but there’s only one MINE.
• Daughter: Mom, will you put this sweater on so I can take a picture of you for Instagram?
• Mom, I’m ready to have a girls’ night out.
• We’re just like snowflakes—we’re all different, but we’re all moms.
• Momma lovin’ my girls more than cupcakes.
• Mom described me as a “free spirit,” which I took to mean she’s just happy I’m out of the house.
• She’s not my daughter. She’s my best friend.
• Meeting my mom for the first time was like meeting myself in another universe.
• We have had the same hair color for 30 years, and, at my age, it is about time to change.
• Summer’s over, but we’re still celebrating the season with a release of our limited edition pumpkin spice latte.
• I found a way to wear my power suit AND the pajamas today—my PJs are my work clothes and my work clothes are my PJs.
• What’s cooler than being cool? Ice cold, baby!
• Mom: “I’m so old I remember when you had to wear shoes!” Daughter: “We think you’re funny.
• Being a mom is like having your heart walk around outside your body.
• One day I’m going to have a little girl, and when that happens she’s going to sign her first modeling contract before she can even walk.
• Don’t you see Mom? I’m busy Instagramming my food. (I love you, Mom.)
• We all need reminding that there’s more to us than what we show the world. We are not perfect, but love is never a mistake
• Sorry, honey. I’ve got plans this weekend. I’m going to be too busy drinking wine and watching Netflix with your dad.
• Feeling like you’re playing house but you don’t want to clean up after yourself? Call me.
• Mom: (upon realizing the phone is missing from her pocket) oh no, my phone!Me: oh no, my mom.
• The older I get, the more I realize that these girls are a helluva lot smarter than me. Ha, that makes me sound so old. #foundmyroots
• My mom was right: Never wear white after Labor Day, and never trust a fart.
• Remember when Michael Jackson got his hair caught in a fan?
• Everybody in this house better put their siccness away before I get home…
• It’s the little things. Like getting a hand-written letter in the mail.
• Being a mom isn’t easy, but having you for a daughter is an honor
• I love the sound of my daughter’s laughter. Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there.
• My mom doesn’t have a mother anymore. She’s passed on. I guess that makes me the meanest daughter ever
• Just like our moms, these little princesses love to rock their crowns
• Mom: Honey, this is the new thing at school: selfie sticks.
• Mom: What. Happened. To that shirt? Daughter: I spilled mayonnaise on it. Mom: How? Daughter: Well you told me to make a sandwich!
• Being a mom is like wearing overalls. Even if it is not your most flattering outfit, you get to do fun things, like jump in puddles.
• Just when I think I have you figured out, you go and do something like this
• I just made a new friend, a squirrel named Penelope.
• The older you get, the more you realize how little you actually know.
• Mom and daughter duo who are truly
• You’ll always be my baby girl, as I will always be your grumpy old mom.
• So you’re saying my daughter is basically a much smaller version of me? I guess that’s true. But she’s still my little girl.
• And I thought I was the one who had to clean up after you
• So important to be Kind to your mom. if you can’t be kind at least be vague. And if you really can’t even do that what is the point?
• When you announce a pregnancy to your 3yo and she says, “Moooooom. You’re not an animal.”
• My mom said if I don’t post a selfie, she’ll take away my car keys.
• I wish this was my life right now. But I’m sure that would mean a lot more laundry to do.
• I’m really excited for my mom to visit. She’ll probably spend the whole weekend asking me if there’s anything fun to do.
• I’m waiting for the day my kids can pay for all my dinners. Unfortunately, that day is never coming . . . I’m going to eat out until my dying day.
• ‘Mom, is there an app to help me find my other half?’ Yes, it’s called Tinder.
• The best part of waking up isn’t Folgers in your cup—it’s knowing that today is the first day of the rest of your daughter’s life.
• My mom was just unable to deal with the uncreative way I named my daughters.
• We sure have grown up a lot ever since you gave birth to me 5 years ago.
• Sunday Funday: enjoying quality time with my daughter and some quality coffee.
• Training my daughter to argue like an adult since birth!
• Mama, when are we going to make a pie? Today. A pie called squash, pumpkin, and sweet potato pie.
• If you want to impress me, then go out there with a smile, live your life and be the best version of yourself!
• I love you more than there are stars in the galaxy, but please don’t tell the Milky Way.
• I’m just so happy that I got a haircut before all these people started cutting their hair.
• I’m so proud of my daughter. She understood that practice makes permanent-so she only practiced once.
• Oh my god sweetie, you are the most amazing mom in the whole world. I love you so much and I will miss you like crazy while at school. Have a great first day
• Thinking of you on this Mother’s Day, mom—and every other day. I love you
• I love my mom… she’s the best in the world. A girl’s best friend is her mother.
• “I love you so much. You know how much? A lot.
• Mom: “You do realize you have to go to school tomorrow, right?”
• I don’t know what I would do without my mom, but thanks to this photo from our trip to the ’50s car show, I can pretend.
• There are few women who look classy hitting a golf ball.
• Bringing you both love and wisdom, one terrible dance move at a time.
• I did not empty my entire closet on the floor and tell you to “Go crazy.”
• There are two things you’ll never have to chase: clothes and women.
• You can take the girl out of the country but you’ll always be stuck in the country.
• So how does it feel being older than me, mom?
• You know your mother is a good cook when the food is so good that you can’t stop eating, and you get ugly.
• Being a parent is literally the hardest job in the entire world, which is why I need coffee at 11 am on a Tuesday.
• ask me about my plan to conquer the world when you’re older.
• Grooming included. I have your back, no matter what.
• We could be twinsies. Because we’re always matching…
• My mom gave me the greatest gift of all – my father.
• I hope you liked my comments as much as I liked yours.
• Going for a ride in the old family truckster.
• I’m pretty sure I got your stubbornness, your laid-back attitude, and your complete lack of respect for the sound of my voice all in one shot.
• Wait, so what were you doing that was so important that I had to interrupt?
• Our love is so strong that it acts as a force field against anything you would do.
• There is no such thing as just one cup of coffee.
• Mama: “When is your birthday?” Daughter: “The 13th.” Mama: “That’s a terrible lie. It’s the 2nd.” #momsarefunny
• Moms can deal with anything! including tequila-inspired tacos
• Being a mom is like having a full-time job with no pay, no days off, no support, and a boss who doesn’t care if you’re tired.
• It’s not that your mom doesn’t like you – she just seriously doesn’t know who you are.
• I let you borrow my phone. When I want it back, call me.
• I’m not a princess, I’m your mother.
• Mom: “Don’t eat that, it’s not healthy”
• Honey, did you turn on the oven? Cause my face is getting hot.
• If you love something, set it free. And if it comes back to you, it’s yours forever
• Chicken pot pie? Or chicken pot-ay? Either way, you’ll feel like a giddy farm girl in the heart of the city
• When I’m feeling tired I just close my eyes, take a deep breath and imagine myself in the mountains.