Funny Quotes About Fog and Captions for Instagram

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Funny Quotes About Fog and Captions for Instagram

• Fog. It’s not just a cloud that chills out by the ocean and takes selfies all day.

• Fog. It’s what keeps you in San Francisco.

When you get that fog in your car, but you have the AC on ☁️

• Wow, this weather is really something else. I reckon we’ll be able to see our breath in a minute! ☀💨 #fog

• Fog is the perfect temperature: It’s like wearing a sweater and shorts at the same time 🌬 👣

• The first rule of Fog Club: You do not talk about fog club.

• If you love fall, follow it closely. If you love winter, follow it closely. Because if you hate fog, there’s a good chance you’re going to die.

• Fog, mist, or smoke? It’s all the same thing.

• The fog is what keeps the rock so strong.

• Today’s forecast: Cloudy (with a chance of hot men)

• When it’s foggy outside, we just post fog selfies ☁ 📸 on Instagram.

• Don’t see a single thing out there and can’t see the road. But hey I’m on #NationalFogDay 🌨

• We were chilling like, “Hey, are you aware of the fog?” And then it was like, “No.” 😳

• When the forecast calls for fog, grab the coffee ☕️ and your cozy sweatshirt 💛.

• Cuddle up with a warm blanket and a hot drink—and stay inside. It’s foggy out there! 😈

• It’s the middle of January and the sun is shining so bright, I think it’s actually a 4th dimension of fog.😁

• I’m not in the fog, I just don’t want you to see me.

• It’s foggy and it’s Monday, two things I’m not exactly a fan of… But today there is nothing to complain about 💨🌊

• This fog is so thick I might have to introduce myself.

• The surrounding area may be fogged in, but that doesn’t stop me from giving my followers a throwback weekend with this photo 😎

• The streets are opaque with a heavy fog that even the world’s most powerful telescopes can’t pierce.

• It’s not always sunny in California 🌁

• I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy

• Fog is a fickle creature. It’s not afraid to go where it pleases and sometimes that’s right into your mug. ☁️

• We all know someone who could use a little more fog in their life.

• The fog is no match for these #sunnies.

• A foggy start to your week? ☁️🐴👀

• The fog is nice. It gives me time to think.

• You would think that at least you could see your dreams in the fog but no, they are as clear as a day.

• Fog, like a trumpet player at a jazz funeral, announcing the end of summer.

• Tonight’s forecast: Cloudy with a chance of moisture.

• I can’t think of any other places I’d rather be than… inside. 😴

• I think it’s about time I hung up my running shoes…

• Let’s be real: fog is no fun. But at least it looks cool. 😎

• WTF is going on outside? Is it Halloween?? 😱 #fog

• The fog you ever seen fog like this? 🌪☁️🌪

• I was in a fog until I met you. 🌧

• If someone talks about how amazing the fog looks, they are either very poetic or lying.

• As we try to shed these extra layers, the fog has decided to put on a few more 😎

• The only thing I have to fear is fear itself—and fog. What’s up with that? 🌁

• Breathe slowly and deeply, wait. Is that fog? COFFEE TIME! 😎👌

• The weather is so confusing this week. I’m not sure if it’s raining or not. This fog makes it hard to tell.

• Summer might be over, but the fog is here to stay

• When you’re so hot that fog starts to rise above you.

• This is the perfect weather for a hot pot of coffee and a slice of cake. ☕👨🏻🍳

• I’m sorry. I don’t know what you’re looking at, but I can clearly see through it.

• The only thing about fog is that it sure does make for pretty pictures, doesn’t it?😎

• Foggy days are the best days. They’re even better when you have a face mask on so you can look like a human cheese grater. 😂☁️

• There’s a fog in my fridge, and I don’t know about you but I found it pretty refreshing. 😜 #fog #foggy #foggyday

• I’m in a long-distance relationship with the fog, I don’t see him at night, but I feel him at some point. 😂

• I woke up this morning and burned the fog 🚦☔️.

• This fog is so thick, I can’t even see my car.

• Blessed be the fog, for it is so beautiful it makes you weep—Thich Nhat Hanh

• All this fog is making me want to hibernate. Now if only I could find the bear…

• I’m all about that base layer, bro.

• And if you think winter will last forever then, brother, you are even dumber than I am.

• Mom, Dad, it’s not like I’m gonna go out and get a job or anything…

• That feeling when you’re taking a selfie and you can’t quite see what you look like. #Fog #InstaCaptions

• Join in on the conversation using the #FogDay handle. We can’t wait to see what you have to say about fogginess on a small or large scale!

• Fog, fog, the thick fog, that stuffy mist 😎

• I’ve heard it said that if you don’t like the weather in London, wait five minutes. I’m willing to bet the same goes for San Francisco. #Fog

• Here for the weather report on this brisk foggy morning . . . I ❤️ it!

• The best thing about the morning is…fog!

• Hitting the snooze button because of the fog, again ????????

• Getting up early isn’t a problem #foggymorningproblems

• Smoke a bowl and watch the fog roll in.

• 2018, the year of fog and confusion

• Fog. It’s as if God himself were breathing smoke out of his nostrils.

• There’s a thin line between drinking and fishing. #filtersneeded

• Despite the fog, it was a perfect day on the lake “🌊”

• Remember ravers? When the fog was good for more than just chilling in the fog machine at raves.

• The thick, wet blanket of fog that covers the city is the perfect t-shirt 🌬

• The fog is a good place to hide. Stay in the fog, my friends.

• As long as I can hear the coffee machine, I know it’s not foggy outside.

• Fog? Haze? Smog? Smoke? I don’t care what you call it, I just want to be wearing it.

• I’m so lost in the fog—I thought I was driving to the airport.

• I’ve seen the fog of war and it looks a lot like the fog of breath on a hot day.

• Three out of four doctors agree: Medical fogs are a serious problem.

• What lies in the midst of dawn? A fruitful day, if you rise early enough. 😊

• The colder it gets, the crazier I get. (☃️😂🤣)

• I can’t see my fingers—and I’m wearing gloves.

• Woke up to this fog thick as a milkshake ☁️ #fog

• Fog is so thick, you need two coats of makeup 😜

• You’ll find me in the fog, as my days are always better when they’re gray.

• Feeling foggy? It’s probably because you’re thinking too much. Stop overthinking and start living in the moment. 😴

• Hazy days are my favorite—I can’t see your face, so I can tell myself it’s anyone but you. ☁️

• When you’re lost in the fog and you suddenly see the street sign and it’s as if a voice is saying – follow me.

• Let’s get this fog up before it’s too late.

• If there was a thing called a selfie-shade, it would be this. ☁️👌

• Where is all the mild weather we were promised? 🌫

• It’s OK to be a little bit fickle sometimes.

• If you can’t see it, how do you know it’s there?

• I wish I could reach the cookie dough.

• We’ve been trapped in a fog all week, so we might as well make the most of it.

• The fog is literally so thick it looks like someone spilled a jar of Nutella on the highway.

• You know what the first rule of fog club is? You don’t talk about fog club. We’re waiting…

• The fog is out. Fog’s in. Fog is hanging around. This can only mean one thing — it’s smog season.

• I find it hard to believe that the sun’s not out today just because of a little fog.

• Fog: noun–A mixture of smoke and fog. Termed after the thick fogs that often occur in London.

• The colder the day, the warmer the coffee ☕☁️

• If you don’t like the weather in Seattle, just wait a few minutes…

• This photo was taken a few moments before the driver noticed I was in the car and went back to driving.

• It’s too cold and wet to go outside? That’s what a blanket and some Netflix is for! 😴😴

• In a relationship of 3 years and I’m still confused about why she buys this stuff…

• All the fog clears up in San Francisco. Even when it looks like this, I’m still in love ❤️

• Say goodbye to the beach and hello to this beautiful fog. 😌 #sunny #fog

• When you’re as foggy as San Fransisco 🌃

• this unseasonable fog is making our apartments so cozy.

• Fog is the white lie that tells you it’s still summer.

• That eerie feeling you get when you are looking directly at the sun ⛅️#fog

• When I think of mist, I think of thin. Like, “Hey, that’s a thin mist.” #Fog #Fall

• I see your fog and raise you some mist.

• When you’re moving as slow as the fog 🌁

• I have 275 IG followers and I’m gonna use a ton of em.

• You can’t see your future through the fog of the past.

• For when the sun doesn’t want to come out and you’re not sure if it ever will, but you still can’t stop smiling.

• Do you ever feel like you are a cloud floating in the sky?

• ☁️and chill #fog #captionforinstagram

• They say the best way to see San Francisco is in the fog. Well, I missed San Francisco, but I sure saw the fog.☁️

• You know it’s foggy when you can’t see your own feet #fog

• Leave the driving to us. In this fog it’s best to stay home, cozy and safe ☁️

• The fog is creeping in… be careful not to hit any of the cars on your way home.😀

• There’s a fog out there somewhere…☁

• Drivers in San Francisco are encouraged to see through fog, not ignore it.

• The fog is a blanket that hugs the earth.

• Time for a hot cup of coffee and a long walk in the fog. 😳

• Just woke up, did I miss anything? #haze

• The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese 🐀

• If you need to be alone, I understand. Just remember that you’re never really alone if you’ve got your memories.

• Here’s to all the lost umbrellas and missing socks that come with foggy days. That’s #foglife for ya.

• It’s a foggy morning out there, but that’s okay. We’re busy people and we can’t slow down for fog.

• I could get used to these foggy days 😁

• It’s the season for fog! So if you’re out and about at the lake on the first Saturday of October, come PARTY with us on the boat. The Foggy Bottom Beer Co.

• You’re like a warm cup of coffee on a foggy day ☕❄️

• I can not see anything outside my window but the fog. Hope, tomorrow I will have a sunny day!

• I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of all this fooooog. 😨

• The weather feels like socks in your shoes. Or, when it’s cold enough to freeze fog: Frozen Fog.

• We’ve got the Beach to ourselves 🌊🌞 🕳☁ #summersquall

• can’t see my nose….well, maybe if I was 4 feet tall…but if you are 4 feet tall, you don’t care about your nose!

• I thought I loved coffee until I met the dew.

• Fog is that annoying friend who tries to bail at the last minute. [image of a girl looking at her phone]

• Babe, you’re so foggy—in more ways than one. 👀

• When it’s foggy outside, there’s no wrong way to wear sunglasses.

• I’m going to choose to embrace this weather because I always feel more creative in the fog. *Let’s be honest, I’ll probably just get another cup of coffee. ☕️

• At your morning commute 🚦 you probably didn’t expect to have to worry about fog 🌁 this early.

• Fog is working really hard today to match its surroundings.

• When you start to laugh during a fog, you stop laughing and the fog starts to laugh.

• It’s that time of year again when summer ends and the fog begins.

• Some days, it’s better to just stay in bed than face the fog.

• I’m over summer, but I’ll never be over beach fog.

• When you’re confused about the weather in San Francisco.

• I’m beginning to think that the only people who like fog are emeritus professors, people who can’t make up their minds, and Bret Easton Ellis.

• I love that your hair gets so wet when it’s just drizzling out

• A thick and gloomy fog is a formidable adversary to an artful Instagram shot.

• Do you want to know what’s worse than fog? Other people’s selfies in fog.

• I like the fog; it makes me feel mysterious. 🌁

• “Foggy days are my favorite. Missing you is easier on foggy days.”

• Fog is a sneaky thing. It can creep into places you never expected.

• It’s always foggy in California.

• When it comes to fog, I’m just a squirrel-burger.

• You can’t see a thing in this fog. Do you think we’ll get rain?

• Still getting over this whole fog thing.

• What is fog? … It’s either a liquid or a solid, depending on how you look at it.

• Lol. I just can’t see you right now. It’s too foggy outside.

• “The fog is a great instructor. It provides all the conditions for failure and no prospect of success.” Dhalsim

• Good morning, San Francisco. The fog is a little moody today. 😌

• Thanks, Santa Ana winds 🎄, for finally clearing the fog. Now you can see our fog-free mirror ⛅️.

• Who turned on the fog machine? ☁💨

• Scary Halloween costume idea: Be a fog machine. #FogNoFear

• Is it just me or is it hard to see out there? #Fog

• So many reasons to be grateful for the misty weather in San Francisco, but this is the main one. 😎🌅

• Please respect the fog. You cannot drive through it, and it isn’t safe to walk in it either.

• Fog. It’s basically just water vapor that’s lost all hope of becoming a cloud.

• Don’t forget to carry a little umbrella for when the fog rolls out at dusk. 😜

• My weekend looks A slice of cake, a cup of coffee, and a good book…in the fog. ☁️📖

• It’s foggy in here and I’m not out of ideas.

• Polly wants to go outside—but she can’t see her hand in front of her face. 🌁

• I love to sweat on those days when people say “It’s too hot for a jacket”

• It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity

• When you put on pants for the first time this season and you’re like, “well that’s a bit snug.”

• It’s foggy. I can’t see where I’m going. Wait—I have Instagram? 😜

• What’s a girl to do when she falls in love with a boy who loves fog as much as she does.

• The weather has been so gray lately that I think I might have to turn on the light so I can see the fog. 😂😂

• The third day of summer, no sign of fog. What do you think about that? #summer #fog #gag

• The fog is here, the fog is there, the fog is everywhere.

• The war on fog begins with you. And me. And that guy with the beard. We got this

• The only thing worse than driving in the fog? Forwarding through this rabbit hole 😜

• I love the fog. It’s like being surrounded by silent, white noise.

• It’s like the fog is refusing to move for me.

• Woke up with a plate of clouds for breakfast.

• I woke up like this. No filters.

• “I’m willing to give up everything I have, to find the source of the fog.”

• I like big webs and I cannot lie. Me like big web, and you should too. 🕸

• Brr, it’s cold outside. Or maybe that’s just the frosty air rolling in on this chilly morning.

• Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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