Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Wife

Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Wife: Looking for funny birthday Instagram captions for your wife? It’s not a bad idea to give your wife a shout-out on her special day. Whether she’s your sweetheart or your best girlfriend, here are some creative samples to inspire you. It can be difficult to find birthday Instagram captions for a wife that won’t make her feel like she’s not worth as much as your other half. That’s why it is important to have the best possible birthday Instagram captions for your wife that you can find.

Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Wife

• happy birthday, my love! You are the most perfect and beautiful wife a husband could ever ask for. There is never a dull moment when you are around. I love you … have a happy birthday.

• From the first time I saw you, I knew that I would fall in love with you. Thanks for making my prediction come true. Happy birthday, dear wife!

• Happy birthday to the hottest, cutest, most lovable, and funniest wife a man could ever ask for.

• Happy birthday to my wife: the most perfect woman in the world…for me.

• Wishing the best birthday girl a very happy birthday. And reminding you that all the men in this world are lucky that you married me.

• Happy birthday to the love of my life. Thank you for being a great partner, mother, and friend. I hope your special day is filled with joy and laughter!

• Happy Birthday to my gorgeous wife. I can’t believe you were born on the same day as me, how selfish of you.

• Oh, look! It’s my birthday, so I can wear whatever I want. Notice anything different?

• You’re getting older. I’m not sure how you feel about that but I’m pretty excited.

• I love you so much that it is starting to take over my nightmares.

• Happy birthday, my wife! You have the most passionate, fiery, and stubborn personality ever. And it’s one of the many reasons I’m madly in love with you.

• happy birthday to my beautiful wife… I promise to be your friend, companion, lover, and partner for the rest of my life.

• You know you’re lucky if your wife is your best friend. Happy birthday!

• Every wife should have a husband who is mature enough to handle her, but still young enough to give her butterflies. Happy birthday to my old flame!

• Happy birthday to my better half. Now let’s get ready to party!

• Happy Birthday to the love of my life for whom I can die for. You are everything to me.

• Birthday Girl: “Congratulations, you’re one year older.” Birthday Guy: “Thanks! And let me take this time to be thankful that I didn’t sell your present on eBay.”

• It’s your birthday. We are going to party like it’s your birthday! (All night long, baby girl.)

• I love it when my wife smiles, but what I love even more is knowing that I am the reason behind it.

• Happy Birthday to my partner in crime.

• I’m so excited that you’re in my life, I don’t think you even know. Happy birthday!

• Eating birthday cake, making wishes, feeling blessed.

• Happy Birthday to My Favorite Girl

• Buy your own cake, I’m busy. Love you a latte.

• Happy Birthday to my favorite human!

• Happy Birthday to my wife! I promise that when I am with you, I absolutely do not remember what it was like before you. You are the best thing that has happened to me.

• One year closer to stealing your husband’s social security. Happy Birthday!

• Happy Birthday to my wife. My life may not be perfect, but it’s all perfect when I’m with you.

• Happy birthday to my best friend and partner in crime

• A person as beautiful and smart as you should have a birthday every day!

• I don’t know what I did to deserve you, but I’m glad I did it. Happy birthday, gorgeous!

• You’re a gem. Love you, my wifey

• I plan on being your husband for the rest of my life. I love you so much and nothing could ever change that.

• Happy Birthday. Today, you’re not allowed to get mad at me for anything I do or say. You can only get annoyed at me!

• You are the peanut to my butter 🥜 I’m looking forward to spending a lifetime with you ❤️

• I love you, and I always will, even after you turn twenty-three million.

• HBD to my favorite person on the planet, and my favorite style of pizza (supreme)!

• You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

• Happy Birthday to the wife who’s out of this world! I love everything about you, from your head to your toes. I am so lucky to have you as my wife. Happy birthday!

• I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Happy birthday, my dearest wife!

• Happy birthday to my wife and the mother of our two beautiful children. You’re practically perfect in every way!

• Happy Birthday, Milady! I’m so lucky to have you as my wife and also to be able to annoy you for the rest of my life.

• Happy birthday to my wife, who is certainly the voice of reason in our household.

• When you see a couple excitedly clutching their wedding rings, that’s us. Happy birthday to my hot wife

• On the occasion of your birthday, let me tell you how much I love you and how grateful I am to be your woman.

• It’s not really a party until the wife arrives.

• My wife is a hot babe. (But she’s also my best friend, the love of my life, and the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.)

• It’s your birthday and I am loving you, as always.

• Happy Birthday to the woman I’d love you even if your middle name was Danger.

• Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world, except for me.

Cute Birthday Captions for Wife

• Happy Birthday to the most awesome human being I know.

• Happy Birthday to my gorgeous wife. You truly are a sight for sore eyes.

• Happy birthday to my wifey!

• Wishing you the happiest birthday from your favorite person in the entire world. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own (terrible) jokes!

• Happy birthday to my one true love, who has put up with all my nonsense for so many years.

• You’re the only woman I would dare to be seen in public with on our anniversary.

• Happy birthday to my best friend, who is better than the best of the best! Love you.

• Another year older, another year more amazing. Happy birthday!

• Hey, beautiful. You’re another year older and I’m still getting younger, so that makes us even.

• Cheers to that sweet time of year when sandal season and pumpkin season align. ☀🍂

• Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife… I know you don’t always like me, but you almost always love me.

• Happy birthday to my wifey-poo who has put up with me for [X] years and hopefully many more to come 🤩😋🤗

• Happy birthday to my better half! You’re the yin to my yang and the ying to my yang. We make the perfect couple, but then again we are.

• Happy Birthday my love. I wish you a lot of happiness and love in this life.

• Happy birthday, mama! You deserve a glass of wine, a nap, and a spa day. I hope you get to do all three today.

• Happy birthday to the only woman I would trade Netflix and chill for.

• You are my everything and the rest. Happy birthday!

• Happy birthday to the woman who can make anything happen and still look like a million bucks!

• Happy birthday to the most beautiful, intelligent woman I’ve ever met!

• Happy birthday to the queen of my heart and the cat pee of my existence.

• I’m lucky I found you, now let me just find a lighter to burn all the other birth certificates.

• I’m so glad that you were born, so I could love you…

• Here’s to a year of making it through all my mood swings, tantrums, and crazy quirks and still loving me.

• I still remember the first day I saw you and I just knew that we were going to have a long-lasting love story. Happy birthday, my dear wife!

• Happy Birthday to the coolest and hottest wife in the world. The one I love.

• A little birthday wish for the woman of my dreams. I love you, and I’m thinking of you on your special day. Happy Birthday beautiful

• Happy birthday to my beautiful wife. Without you, I am nothing. With you, I am everything.

• Birthdays are incomplete without the ones who love and care for you. Thank you for making my birthday special

• Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my wife, and my best friend. ❤

• Happy birthday to the love of my life — may all your dreams and wishes come true! Psst… I’ll still love you even if they don’t.

• You’re my favorite person to stare at while I drive. Happy birthday, love!

• Happy birthday to a woman I never want to live without!

• Happy Birthday to the most amazing, beautiful, and irritating person I know 😍😡🔥

• Happy birthday to the girl who makes me smile, the woman who can make me cry, and the one who makes me mad for no good reason. I love you so much!

• Let’s celebrate the wife who doesn’t roll her eyes when she hears the words, “honeymoon phase.”

• Some people are so sweet that you can get diabetes just by touching them. Lucky for me, I’m married to one.

• Happy birthday to my wifey who puts up with me all year round. Hope you enjoy your day!

• Happy Birthday to my loving wife! You’re growing more beautiful as the years go by.🎉👰

• Happy birthday to my beautiful wife. You’re the only fish in the sea for me.

• First, you give me the best gift of all — life. Then you give me gifts on my birthday. You spoil me, wifey!

• Happy birthday to my wife, who never ceases to amaze me — I love you.

• Happy birthday to my beautiful wife, who shows our kids what a strong woman looks like. (And may I add that you’re also the hottest one of all.) Love you!

• Happy birthday to the woman who puts up with me on a daily basis! I couldn’t be more blessed to have someone as caring and amazing as you by my side.

• Happy birthday to the most beautiful, charming, and energetic woman in my life.

• Happy birthday to my best friend, my partner in crime, and the love of my life.

• It’s my birthday and here’s hoping for all the love, cake, and gifts I deserve.

• Your birthday suits you well.

• Happy Birthday to my favorite half of the team!

• I don’t know whether to be happy or sad that your birthday only comes once a year.

• On your birthday, I offer you my love for you to feel special every day. Happy birthday, wife!

• Happy birthday to the best wife in the world!

• Happy birthday to the best wife a man could ever dream of. You make my heart smile

• My heart is perfect because… you are inside of it. Happy birthday my sweet wife!

• Happy birthday to my wife. Remember, this marriage is a one-way street. You can only drive me crazy.

• So, there is my wife who I have been loving and caring for the last 10 years, but on her birthday I’m gonna say some harsh words to her. You see, this is what marriage means. Happy birthday!

• On your birthday, I just want to remind you that you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. Happy Birthday to you, my love!

• Your Birthday comes around once a year, but the love you give me is forever. Happy Birthday!

• You’re the Beyoncé of my life. Happy birthday, baby.

• Happy birthday to the rock and roll half of us.

• My love for you is like diarrhea—I can’t hold it in

• “Happy birthday to my better half. I literally can’t imagine how my life could get any better.”

• Happy birthday to the best wife in the world! I don’t know what I would do without you.

• To my one and only, I love you too much. Happy birthday from your ultra-adorable husband!

• Happy birthday to my amazing wife. Everyone needs one, but only the lucky are blessed to have you ❤

• Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I’m so glad you came into my life. Best birthday wishes to my friend!

• Cake and love are best when they are warm. Happy birthday to my sweetheart!

• Happy Birthday to the love of my life! I hope we can drink together again soon.

• Happy birthday to the girl who puts up with me 365 days a year. I love you more than coffee.

• On your birthday, I want to make a promise that I will not tire, until I fulfill all your wishes and desires. Happy birthday.

• Birthday girl: the one and only sunshine of my life.

Sweet Birthday Quotes for Wife

• Happy birthday to the person who has taught me that age really is just a number!

• Happy Birthday to the person who makes my life feel like a birthday party every day!

• To the love of my life — happy birthday!

• Happy birthday to the cutest and prettiest girl in the world.

• This year, I wish our love grows by leaps and bounds, just like you have grown up as a woman. Happy birthday my dear.

• You have the right to remain sexy. You have the right to have your cake and eat it too.

• You’re the only person I’ll awkwardly dance with in the public.

• I have everything I could have asked for — except a time machine so I could go back and meet you sooner.

• Happy Birthday, Wifey. I’m glad I got you stuck with me!

• Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife. You’re not just a year older, you’re also a year better.

• Happy birthday to my beautiful, smart, funny, and kind wife. I see myself in you.

• There’s a reason people say “Love & Marriage…,” not just marriage. Happy Birthday, babe!

• Happy birthday to my best friend, my partner in crime, and the most beautiful wife in the world!

• It’s my wife’s birthday, which means I better be on my best behavior. Not because of her. It’s the neighbors that scare me.

• every day with you is fun, and I couldn’t imagine my life without you. Happy Birthday, Pumpkin!

• Happy Birthday to the woman who still puts up with me after all these years. Love you!

• Happy birthday, honey! I love you this much *stretches hand to the fullest*!

• Happy Birthday to the one person who always knows how to get me out of trouble. 👍

• Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember oh I put up with you. So we’re even. Happy birthday to us!

• I will always be younger than you by a year, but my love for you gets stronger every day.

• I liked being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!

• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly. Happy Birthday, wifey!

• Happy Birthday to my only wife. I wouldn’t be half the man I am today without you.

• Happy Birthday to the person who has taught me more about love in the past few years than I’ve learned my entire life. My wife, I love you.

• Happiest birthday to the person who makes me smile more than I can ever explain! I love you, baby.

• To the woman who takes my breath away on a daily basis: happy birthday, honey!

• Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more birthdays live longer.

• Happy birthday to the woman who put the “me” in Merry Christmas!

• We’ll always be best friends because you already know too much. Happy birthday wifey

• I can’t believe I have waited so long to marry someone as amazing as you. Happy birthday to my wife!

• you are the most beautiful goofball in the world. Happy birthday to my lady love!

• Happy birthday, babe! We’ve been drinking together since before we even knew what alcohol was.

• I can’t imagine you not in my life. You make me who I am and I love you for it. Thank you for inspiring me every day to be the best version of myself. Happy Birthday, I love you!

• Happy Birthday to the only woman I want to be trapped with for life. Even if you drive me crazy sometimes, I wouldn’t change a thing about you. 💘

• As you get older, your birthday becomes less about who shows up and more about who doesn’t.

• Happy birthday to a woman who is both hot and smart!

• Happy Birthday to the only person I want to be trapped on a deserted island with.

• I knew you were trouble, but I still love you.

• Happy birthday, wife! Now I know why everyone wants a trophy wife. You’re the best I’ve ever had! 😉

• Happy Birthday to a wife who is awesome, beautiful, and mind-numbingly amazing.

• Happy birthday to my wonderful wife, who is smart and good-looking and tells me I’m all of the above.

• The best part of getting older is celebrating you every day! Happy birthday, my love

• If there’s anything I’ve learned over the years, it’s to never trust a skunk. Happy birthday, babe!

• Happy birthday to the woman I love, who makes me feel like an entire buffet at Golden Corral.

• Wishing an amazing day to the most fabulous woman I know. Happy birthday!

• To an amazing year ahead – may all your wishes come true. Happy Birthday to the most wonderful, amazing, and gorgeous woman in town!

• Happy Birthday to the woman who puts up with me 365 days a year! I owe you one.

• Here’s to another year of us not having it all together. Happy birthday, babe!

• Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world. It’s always a party when I’m with you!

• To my amazing wife, who is always there for me, no matter what. If I could be anyone in the world, I’d be you.

• You should be congratulated every day. But today especially, because it’s your birthday.

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