Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Son: If you are looking for funny birthday Instagram captions for him, that are both colorful and charming, then there is nothing to worry about. Instead of wandering around the internet and hoping you’ll find the perfect caption for your sweet son’s Instagram photo, I’ve done all the hard work for you.
Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Son
• Enjoy every moment in life, because time waits for no one. Happy birthday, my lovely son!
• Happy birthday, son! May your day be full of fun and friends.
• To my son, may your day be as full of fun as our life is. You are the sunshine of our lives. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my Awesome, fantastic, amazing Son. I love you!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re the most amazing son that I ever knew. Happy birthday to you!
• Happy birthday to my amazing son. I hope he can borrow my car, my credit card and get me some more grandchildren!
• Happy birthday to my favorite son. I hope you haven’t grown too old to not like hugs from your mom!
• Happy birthday to my son and the light of my life!
• The more years pass, the more I realize that age is just a number. You’ll always be my baby boy, no matter how old you are. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my favorite person on the planet. Mom, you can’t sit with us.
• I have to say a few words about this young man here. He’s the best son in the world- and he smells good, too!
• Happy Birthday to my favorite son. Don’t tell the other one I said that, though.
• Happy Birthday to our son! I hope your day is filled with the same joy you bring us every day.
• Happy birthday to the coolest kid I’ve ever seen in my entire life, aka my son.
• My son, may all your birthday wishes come true—except for the one where you get taller than me. Love you!
• Happy birthday to my favorite child! Just kidding! You’re my only child.
• The good news is you’re only [age] once. The bad news is that’s not long enough to be my son.
• Happy Birthday to the coolest kid ever! I’m glad we’re BFFs!
• I love you dearly, I love you son. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow will always be the best days of my life because I have YOU!
• Happy Birthday to the one who always makes me laugh.
• I’m so proud you are my son!
• Nothing’s gonna stop me now. I’m carrying the flag. Happy Birthday.
• Growing up, I couldn’t picture you as an adult, but now that I see it, I still can’t. Happy birthday, son!
• Happy birthday to the best son a mom could ask for. I hope all your birthday wishes come true (minus the hairy bun).
• You’re getting older, which means I’m getting older. Happy Birthday, son!
• I love you so much, boy. May this birthday be the first of many more to come!
• I am officially old. Thanks, son. Happy Birthday anyway!
• The world has no idea what it’s in for. Happy Birthday to my kid!
• Happy birthday to my favorite child.
• Happy Birthday! I hope this day brings you everything that you have been wishing for.
• Happy Birthday to my favorite wild child!
• A little time to enjoy is never time wasted if spent on you! Happy Birthday, Son. I love you
• Happy Birthday to my son! You’re not nearly as embarrassing as I thought you’d be.
• “Happy Birthday to my favorite son in the whole universe.”
• Happy birthday, son. You’re twice the boy you were yesterday — and half the man you’ll be tomorrow.
• Today the world is celebrating a sweet and special guy, who turned into my wonderful son. Happy birthday!
• The only thing you’re going to be getting on your birthday is older. So sorry you have to deal with that. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to the kid who made me a mother.
• Happy birthday to the one and only who always stole my toys and my heart.
• Happy Birthday to a son who is smart, good-looking, witty and reminds me a lot of myself when I was your age.
• Son, you are the greatest gift I’ve ever received. Every day, I feel grateful that you are my child. Happy birthday!
• You’ve got the eyes of a child and the heart of an adventurer. Happy birthday, my son!
• Happy Birthday to my favorite human being. Yes, I’m talking about you, Son!
• I still like to hear you say that I’m your son. Happy Birthday, Dad!
• You’ve brought so much happiness into my life, and I hope you always know I’m your number one fan. Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday, my kid. You’re getting to the age where you can’t do a lot of things, but you can still do all that’s necessary.
• You’re always aiming for the stars, boy. Keep that up! Happy birthday.
• You’re 1 today! I know it doesn’t feel like much of an accomplishment, but hey, you didn’t poop your pants this year.
• My son is my greatest achievement. He’s my biggest challenge and has taught me the true meaning of unconditional love. Happy Birthday, [Son]!
• Son, no one in the world can make me a proud father as you did every day. I am lucky to have a beautiful and smart daughter like you. Happy birthday!
• You’re a mature individual, of course. But you’ll always be our kid — and happy birthday to you!
• Happy Birthday to my favorite kid in the world.
• Happy Birthday to the most epic son in the history of all things epic!
• Happy Birthday to the SON who makes me feel younger than his real age.
• Happy birthday to the most awesome kid on the block.
Cute Birthday Captions for Son
• Happy birthday to my little buddy, my mini-me, the one who is always by my side. We may fight sometimes, but I must say I wouldn’t have it any other way!
• Happy birthday, it’s a special day to celebrate you! I am so proud of the person you are becoming.
• You light up the room, even when you’re on fire. Happy birthday to our little pyromaniac!
• Just remember that you’re not the boss me on the other 364 days of the year. Happy birthday, dear son.
• Happy birthday to my son! You make me proud every day, and I am so lucky you are mine.
• Happy birthday to my incredible son. I hope all your dreams and wishes come true on this special day because you deserve it. I love you!
• Happy birthday, my little guy. Thanks for giving me another day to love you.
• Happy Birthday, Son! You must wake up every morning with determination if you are going to go to bed with satisfaction.
• Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
• I have the best son in the world. (And I’m not just saying that because you’re reading this.)
• Happy birthday to a child who’s smart, funny, and hands-down the cutest kid in school
• When I see you, I see my future. Happy Birthday to the best son ever!
• Sons are the anchors of a mother’s life. Happy birthday, my son!
• Happy birthday to my son! May all your adventures be filled with wonder and excitement.
• Happy birthday to the kid who made my life more meaningful and meaningful.
• Happy Birthday to the most awesome kid in the world.
• Dear son, you are so much more than a mini-me. You are your own person, and I am so proud of the person you are becoming.
• Another year older, and you still don’t know how to use a spoon. Happy birthday
• Dear Son, Happy Birthday! It’s been a long time since you were a kid, but I still haven’t gotten used to the idea of not being the smartest person in the room.
• Happy birthday to the coolest kid I know! My son is just out of this world! The best thing I have ever done was make you my son. Happy birthday, son!
• Happy birthday to the coolest kid I know! I hope your day is as awesome as you are. #birthdayboysrock
• Happy Birthday to my favorite son. I guess you can count your brother, but if you don’t call today, he gets it next time.
• I hope you grow up to be super gorgeous and that you give your dad and me lots of grandkids.
• They say you can’t choose your family. Luckily, I like my brothers. Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday! Hope your day is as awesome as you are.
• I hope your birthday is everything that you dreamed of and more until you blow out all those candles and wish for a bigger cake.
• Happy birthday to my little monkey. You’re growing up so fast.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m super excited to celebrate you
• Happy Birthday Son! May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!
• A year ago I gave birth to a human that makes me laugh and cry daily. Happy Birthday to my son!
• My little son is my pride, my hope, and my joy. I wish him a happy birthday and all the best in life!
• To my son, I am so proud of the man you have become. Happy Birthday
• Happy Birthday to the @sam! I hope your day is filled with plenty of love, laughter, and cake.
• I can’t believe you have been around for another year. Happy birthday to my wonderful son!
• Happy birthday to the coolest kid I know. A son like you is a gift from God above, and for that, we are truly blessed.
• Happy birthday to my little boy. I hope you give your teachers as much sass as you give me.
• Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest son. If you weren’t my kid, I’d steal you.
• Old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it. Happy birthday!
• I’m proud to say that you are the best son in the whole world. Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my favorite young stud! Thank you for being such an awesome son.
• Happy birthday to my son, the world’s greatest reason for my existence.
• Happy Birthday to my tiny little son. You’re no longer a baby anymore, we had to celebrate with two cakes this year!
• On your other birthday, I wished for you to be healthy and happy. Happy Birthday! –
• I’m so glad I was able to be here for your birth to help you celebrate your birthday.
• Happy birthday, son. Remember when you were born, and the nurses all gasped because they had never seen anyone that good-looking before? You still inspire that same reaction at 26.
• Happy birthday, son! But did you know that today is also I love My Mommy Day?
• To the world, you are a big deal. Happy birthday, son!
• Happy Birthday to the cutest and sweetest son in the world. Just kidding… You are the only son I know.
• Happy Birthday to my son. You’re not just the oldest child—you’re also the favorite.
Amazing Birthday Captions for Son
• Happy Birthday, kid. You’re the best son anyone could wish for. Does this mean you’ll stop calling me every other week now?
• You’re a great boy, and I wish you the best birthday today. May it be full of all your favorite things!
• Happy birthday to my son, the greatest gift I could ever receive.
• Two-year-olds are a reminder of what it’s like to be drunk—but with less crying. Happy birthday, kid!
• Happy Birthday to my favorite sloppy kisser. I love you!
• Happy birthday to the best little name-dropper I know.
• Happy Birthday to the apple of my eye, the onion in my salad, and the olive in my martini.
• Happy Birthday to my amazing son, I hope your day is as awesome as yours. Happy birthday, I love you always!
• Happy birthday to my little son. I can’t believe how old you are…
• Let the countdown to your son’s birthday begin! “Days ’til my boy turns 10 years old and becomes a t-e-e-n!
• Happy Birthday, my boy! You really are the man I’ve always dreamed of for my daughter.
• Happy Birthday to my 5-year-old son, who doesn’t rule the roost… Why do you ask?
• You’re the best son in the world. I’m so lucky to have you (or her, or them) as my son.
• Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my best friend, and the only other person I want to live with forever.
• I hope your day is as sweet as you are. Happy birthday!
• I hope all of your birthday wishes and dreams come true.
• On this day, I got a true blessing in my life. I’m sure that I love you more than you know. Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday to a son who is smart, handsome, and sarcastic. In other words, a lot like his dad. XOXO
• Happy Birthday, Son! Please note that I planned all of your birthday parties and bought all of your presents until you were 15. After that, I expect you to foot the bill.
• Happy Birthday to my son! I’m so proud of the man you’ve turned into. Thank you for bringing us endless joy.
• Happy birthday to the best son a mom can ask for! (Besides all of his brothers)
• Happy birthday to my son, who is a bundle of joy and a constant reminder of the meaning of unconditional love.
• Happy birthday to my son, who is growing up so fast.
• Happy birthday to the best kid in the world! Even better than that one kid at school who everyone likes. I love you!
• It’s your birthday! Let’s party until the weekend because you deserve to have fun.
• You’d think with 18 years of birthdays under his belt, he’d get better at this whole birthday thing.
• Happy birthday to the coolest kid I know.
• Son, I love you more than chocolate. (And that’s a heck of a lot.)
• Happy Birthday, Son. I hope it’s as great as you are.
• Happy birthday, son. I can’t believe you’re old enough to play video games at 3:00 am and eat leftover pizza for breakfast.
• What’s better than an awesome son like you? Nothing. I’m so glad to have a son as awesome as me. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday, my son! I’m so glad that all my body parts work because today I’m gonna give you a hug and a high-five!
• I know you’re not a kid anymore, but I’ve always treated you like one. So, happy birthday, kid!
• Happy birthday to the most adventurous little boy I have ever known.
• You’re my number one son. Although I have three sons… you’re number one in my heart!
• Happy birthday to my best friend, who thought I was up to no good all those times he got me in trouble.
• Did you know that I was the best thing to happen to your parents? I know, right? I’m still awesome. Happy birthday!
• I can’t believe my baby is growing up and still doesn’t have a clue what he wants to be when he grows up!
• You’re one year closer to getting your learner’s permit!
• Happy Birthday, Son! As always, remember your old man loves you and is proud of what you have accomplished so far. I can’t wait to hear more about your future successes. Love, Dad.
• You’re my son, I love you more than anything else in the world! Happy birthday, buddy.
• The best thing about having you for a son is that I know that no matter where you are or what you are doing, I’ve always got a friend. Happy birthday!
• Wishing you more and more years of happiness. My little boy has become a man! Happy birthday, Son
• To my son, I’ll admit that I’m not perfect and that I make a lot of mistakes. But there is one thing in life that I did right ‒ it was the day you were born. Happy Birthday!
• Son, it’s your birthday! I’m going to party like it’s my birthday and you’re going to clean your room.
• One thing I have learned from being your mother is that you are always my baby boy. Happy birthday.
• Happy Birthday to the smart, strong, and talented young man that I hope to someday be like.
• Happy Birthday! Remember, being this awesome isn’t easy, so don’t try to be like me, because I’m already like me.
• Happiest Birthday, my dear son. May your day be bright and sunny as you are to me.
• Son, you’re the best thing that happened to me. Happy Birthday!
• Dude, you’re a man now! There is too much hair on your chest to get upset about anything. Happy birthday, son!
• Happy birthday to my son, the man of my dreams.
• I want to give you a big birthday hug, but I’ll settle for this virtual hug. Happy Birthday!
• Congratulations, you have just turned into a teenager! No one is safe
• Happy Birthday to the boy who has never been afraid of anyone but me.
• My son is growing so fast, I can’t even keep up with all the women chasing him.
• To the only guy, I know who can pull off a man bun and a full sleeve tattoo.