It’s a teenager turning fourteen, a tween or preteen growing up, and another birthday milestone. How do you wish someone who is celebrating their birthday the best? Here’s a collection of funny 14th birthday captions for Instagram along with quotes you can use to celebrate this big day!
Funny 14th Birthday Captions and Quotes for Instagram
• Happy 14th birthday! Welcome to the world of being a teenager.
• Happy 14th birthday! It’s because of you that I’ve started to hate the sound of balloons popping.
• It’s my 14th birthday and I can’t believe this is happening to me. 14 years looking like this.
• OMG, I’m fourteen! This is the year that I will become the most popular person in school, get a boyfriend and a fast car.
• Turning 14 seems to be a big deal in our family. It’s like turning 40, but less embarrassing. Happy birthday!
• Turning 14 is a big deal… so I did my best to make this cake extremely extra and darling. Happy birthday, Bailey!
• Wishing you a happy, funny, and hilarious day today. Happy birthday!
• I’ve just turned 14, but I’m pretty sure this is my first birthday.
• Turning 14 means I’m finally old enough to get get my driver’s license, but still young enough to be grounded from getting it!
• Wishing my best friend the happiest of birthdays! You deserve all the love and positivity in the world.
• Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Now go away. I was just kidding, come back and take some cake.
• Happy Birthday! Oh, and one more thing… you owe me $10.
• Happy B-day to me! You’re my best friend, but you’re not invited to my slumber party tonight.
• Happy 14th Birthday to the most amazing kid in the world!
• Wishing you a birthday with as much glitter and glam as 14-year-olds know how to handle
• A bit closer to adulthood, but certainly not there yet. Happy 14th birthday!
• The 14th Birthday of our family and friends is a wonderful occasion. This is because 14 is the age at which we are allowed to do so many adventurous things.
• Happy Birthday to the most awesome and amazing 14-year old I know.
• Oh, dear. You’re 14? Guess that means I have to start acting like a responsible mom now. Happy Birthday!
• Happy 14th! Welcome to the best year ever!
• they say eating carrots will improve your eyesight. So I keep eating them and hope to eventually get a good look at my life choices.
• The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
• Happy 14th birthday! I know your age is still a touchy one…but, don’t worry, you’re only six years away from turning 21. Cheers to you and the legal drinking age
• Happy 14th birthday! You’re not a kid anymore. In fact, according to your birth certificate, you are now an adult.
• Happy 14th birthday to my best friend and partner in crime!
• Happy 14th Birthday to my BFF! I can’t believe we’re this old and still friends.
• I may be 14 years old, but I’m still as cool as a guy in his twenties.
• Happy birthday to my beautiful niece. I’ve been waiting 14 years for you to drive me around.
• A lot is going on in your teen years. Smile and enjoy the journey! Happy Birthday!
• I’m not 15 until tomorrow but I am going to act like it starting now!
• A teenager is basically a person with no filter between their brain and mouth
• Happy birthday to me! I’m so glad I’ve lived this long to see this day. Now, it’s time for gifts.
• Happy 14th birthday to my oldest friend! You may be fourteen years old now, but you’ll still always be a kid to me.
• Happy Birthday to one cool teenage girl, who is sweeter than ever before. Enjoy your 14th birthday, dear!
• You know you’re a good mom if your child’s birthday party doesn’t get shut down by the police. Happy 14th Birthday!
• 14 on the 14th. I’m officially a teenager, leave me alone!
• Congratulations, you’re officially old enough to spend your allowance on yourself instead of the tooth fairy. 🦷
• The age where I am allowed to date. Let’s celebrate!
• It’s officially impossible to get off the internet.
• I can finally get my adulting on. I’m a big kid now!
• A true sign that you’re growing up is when your parents stop telling you to grow up.
• I won’t stop to celebrate myself and add another candle on my birthday cake.
• Some people call it “sweet 16.” But I’m calling it a cheat day.
• Instagram captions for your 14th birthday. 14th Birthday Captions for Instagram that’ll get lots of likes:
• Happy 14th birthday. You’re officially ready to learn how to drive. Just kidding, you still have 2 more years until you’re responsible behind the wheel.
• I turned fourteen yesterday and today I woke up with acne, mood swings, and cramps. Yay for puberty!
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You’re officially a teenager. Now you can blame all your mistakes on hormones.
• Don’t worry, I’m not having an identity crisis. Turning 14 just makes me particularly mad at everything today.
• Happy birthday to someone who is so young, they will actually read this caption.
• Happy birthday to someone very special in my life. You know what I’m talking about.
• Wishing you a great birthday, but an even better year. Use your age as fuel to do great things.
• Did you know that 14 is the only number whose pronunciation (fourteen) has u in it?
• I am so happy to be 14. A year older and still a little immature.
• I’m 14. Officially a teenager. What else is there to do?
• Gone are the days of being carried around by dad, now they carry me
• I know you’re getting old now because my birthday dinner invitations have been replaced with scary emails detailing how to make wills and prepare trusts. Happy birthday anyway!
• Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear (insert your name), happy birthday to me.
• You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
• A whole fourteen candles, I’m still scorching.
• Another year, another layer of sass. Bring on the candles
• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Funny 14th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Son
• You are the best gift I have ever gotten in my life that is 100% guaranteed. Happy 14th birthday son!
• Hey, kid. Happy 14th birthday! I just want to remind you that even though you’re a teenager now, you’ll always be my little boy. Good luck with these confusing years, champ
• Happy 14th Birthday to the boy who steals my heart every day!
• Sons are just like dads, only cooler. Happy birthday to a son who’s as cool as his dad.
• Happy 14th birthday to my son. You’re getting sooooo old!
• Happy 14th Birthday! You’re almost old enough to get a job and pay your cellphone bill. Just kidding!! You still need me for that.
• If you ever need to talk, text me. I like using words more but it would be really weird if I called you this late. Happy 14th birthday!
• Happy 14th birthday! You have been given the ability to embarrass your parents for another year.
• Happy 14th birthday! I’m so proud to have been your parent for so many years. It’s wonderful to see you growing into a fine person.
• Happy Birthday, Son, may you live a long healthy life so you can pay for my nursing home.
• Today, I celebrate the 14 years that you have given me. Many more happy returns of the day, son!
• Happy birthday to my handsome son, your future is looking bright.
• 14 may not be a teenager… you’re still not old enough to drive, but you are now able to schedule your own doctor’s appointments.
• Happy 14th birthday! You’re officially a teenager! I vote that you continue to be our adorable baby.
• Happy 14th Birthday to the coolest kid on the planet!
• Happy birthday to my main man! You are 14 now, and we can use this day to celebrate your life
• I only have fond memories of my 14th birthday. That was because I was too drunk to remember what happened.
• Daughter, you’ll be the most awesome teenager ever. I can’t wait for this new adventure with you!
• Congratulations on being 14 today. You’re not a teenager yet, but you’re getting closer to becoming one. Happy birthday!
• I hope you have a wonderful birthday, son. I’m so glad we can celebrate with you on this day.
• Happy BIRTHday to you! You are now officially a teenager. Let’s see if you still talk to your parents after the next 12 months.
• Happy Birthday, Sunshine. May your day be as bright and beautiful as you are!
Funny 14th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Daughter
• You are officially a teenager! I hope you will continue to amaze and astound us with your wit and incredible humor. Happy 14th Birthday, daughter!
• Happy 14th birthday. You’re the light of my life, and I promise to always make you proud.
• Happy 14th birthday to my little princess. I hope that all of your dreams come true.
• I can’t keep calm, it’s my daughter’s 14th birthday.
• Your 14th birthday is a milestone birthday. You’re officially a teenager, so you may roll your eyes as we tell you how fast time flies. But it’s true. Just wait. Enjoy every moment of being a teenager and maybe even ask your parents if they can drive more slowly.
• Fitness is important at any age so we went out and bought you a brand new walker. Happy 14th birthday!
• Happy birthday young lady! You are turning into a beautiful person.
• Happy Birthday to the girl who is hip, cool, a little wild and crazy, and (I think) turning into a woman. I sure hope you have a great birthday, sweet girl.
• Happy birthday to the most popular girl in school. Cool, calm, and just plain awesome.
• Welcome to your teenage years, sweetheart! Let the eye-rolling begin.
• Happy birthday to my daughter who is the light of my life. I love you more than all the nails on the whole wide world with all my heart and soul.
• Happy (late) birthday to my little sister, my best friend, and my very own hormonal teenage daughter.
• You’re the only person I know who can put on makeup perfectly with one hand. Happy birthday!
• The highlight of my teenage years was making it to the big 1-4.
• Happy 14th Birthday! You are a teenager so you have to forget about the good old days when you got an allowance for cleaning your room!
• Happy Birthday to the most adorable, cutest, and prettiest 14-year-old princess ever.
• Happy 14th birthday! I promise not to embarrass you in front of your friends (only in private).
• Happy Birthday! You have made it to your mid-teen years. Now all you need to do is survive without getting grounded & find time in between all of your selfies & Snapchatting.
• Happy birthday to the most amazing girl in the universe!
• Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter… let the good times roll.
• Impressive! You’ve managed to make it this far. Enjoy your teen years… *rolls eyes*
• Many people wonder how old you are, but it’s not your age that matters; it’s the size of your heart.
• Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale.
Funny 14th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Grandson
• Happy 14th Birthday to the coolest grandchild a person could ask for.
• Happy 14th birthday to my wonderful grandson! You are not going to be a little kid anymore. So, I guess it is time to start acting like an adult now.
• Happy 14th Birthday to the coolest grandchild around!
• Happy Birthday, Grandson! Good thing you were born. Otherwise, I don’t think your mom could love any more than she does today!
• If you have a grandson, you know that there is nothing in the world better than being his grandma.
• You’re not just another year older. You’re a little bit wiser, a little more clever, and a lot cuter. Happy 14th birthday!
• Happy birthday to the best grandson in the world! You’re sure to have a great future,
• Happy 14th Birthday – are you flirting with the idea of sneaking out for that first party?
• Happy 14th birthday to my favorite teen! You may be turning 14, but that doesn’t mean you’re too old for a bedtime story.
• I can’t believe that my grandson is a teenager today. It looks like it was just yesterday that I was holding you in my hands. Happy Birthday!
• 14 years ago, I saw the greatest gift God had ever given to me. The best thing about having you as a grandson is that I get to steal all the hugs and cuddles from your parents.
• Son, on your birthday we want to say, life isn’t always easy, but we’ll help you find your way.
• Happy 14th birthday, grandson! You’re baking a cake for all the people who said you’d never make it this far.
• Happy 14th birthday to my beautiful grandson, you’re growing up so fast and I love you more than ever.
• You are the Grandson that everybody wants to be. I know that you will do great things in your life. Happy Birthday.
• The most amazing 14 years have passed for you. Happy birthday, my dear grandson! Stay tuned for the new horizons of life in the coming years!
• Happy 14th Birthday. May your 14th year of life be filled with lots of love and happiness.
• Happy 14th Birthday to my little human, who’s turning into a big one. I can’t believe you’re growing up so fast!
• Wishing you a fantastic 14th birthday. I hope all your dreams come true this year.
• Happy Birthday to my absolute favorite 14-year-old. You’ve come a long way from that crazy kid who used to pee on all my plants when he was 4!
• Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me, I am 14. Happy Birthday to the man. Love you.
• Hey, young man! It’s a legend birthday of yours. Be ready for the new challenges ahead. Happy Birthday to my favorite one.
• Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s my birthday wish, so take it maybe?
• 14 is when losing your first tooth goes from being cute to creepy.
• I know it’s your birthday, but you are not the center of the universe.
Funny 14th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Granddaughter
• Happy 14th Birthday, Granddaughter. You’re not a teenager until you become sweet 16!
• Happy 14th Birthday, dear granddaughter. You have grown so much and are becoming quite the young woman! Your grandmother is so proud of you!
• Happy 14th birthday, granddaughter. I hope your day is as special as you are!
• You are not just an amazing granddaughter, but you are also a great friend. Happy birthday to my little buddy!
• Life is tough my darling, but so are you. Happy 14th Birthday Dear!
• Happy 14th birthday! I’m dusting off my checkbook to buy you some maturity!
• Wishing you a birthday that’s happy and bright! And hoping all of your birthday wishes come true this year.
• I’m so excited to celebrate your birthday! It makes me feel young again. Just kidding, I don’t think I’ve ever been this old. Happy birthday
• You’re growing up so fast I can hardly keep up! You’re getting older and I’m getting closer to needing a pacemaker.
• We’ve all been waiting for you to come of age. Welcome to the world of responsibilities!
• There is a ton of wisdom out there…but you don’t have to worry about that yet. Just have fun!
• You were born with the ability to change someone’s life – don’t ever waste it
• I do not know what my future holds but I do know who holds my future.
• Happy 14th Birthday Granddaughter…It’s a pleasure to have you as my granddaughter. I wish you a very happy birthday and a wonderful year ahead. May God bless you. Have fun!
• Happy 14th Birthday! Granddaughter. Have a Magnificent Day. I Love You.
• Congratulations, now you can officially operate a vehicle but still not a brain. Happy 14th Birthday, Granddaughter!
• Happy 14th birthday to the sweetest and most beautiful granddaughter in the world!
• Happy Birthday, Granddaughter! What’s the best part about being 14? You finally have your driver’s license.
• Happy birthday, granddaughter! You are as sweet as candy, as bright as a sunbeam, and as lovely as a rose. The sight of your beautiful face lights up my world. I love you more than anything in this world.
• Dear Granddaughter, Today and every day I am proud of you. Happy Birthday!
• Happy 14th birthday, sweetie! I can’t believe you’re nearly a teenager now.
• It’s hard to believe you’ve been in my life for 14 years. I’m a better person because you’re in my life. Happy birthday, little girl.
• today is the day your birth certificate expires, I hope you have a great one
• Guess what? I’m a teenager now—and I’ve got the attitude and eye rolls to prove it.
Funny 14th Birthday Captions and Quotes for Sister
• Happy 14th Birthday! Can I still call you my baby sister?
• Happy 14th birthday to my beautiful sister. We are still in the same boat.
• On your birthday, I wish that all of your dreams come true… just like mine did when I met you! Happy sister’s birthday!
• There are no words to describe the little sister. Congrats!
• My sister is my best friend, and you know what? I don’t even get paid for it.
• Happy birthday to someone who is young, vibrant, and has a whole life ahead of them.
• It’s my birthday and I can post as many selfies as I want.
• You act like you’re older than me, but who acts up the most?
• You’re officially old enough to help me move into my dorm!
• Thanks for making me laugh, even when you’re the joke.
• Happy 14th Birthday to my sister who is sweeter than any cake out there.
• Dear sister, wishing you the happiest 14th birthday.
• Happy 14th birthday to my beautiful sister. I hope your day is as special as you are!
• Happy 14th birthday to the best sister in the world. I am so proud of all you’ve achieved at such a young age.
• Cheers to you, my lovely sister. Happy 14th birthday!
• Happy 14th birthday to the most special person in my life. I love you, and I know you’ll go far in life.
• All the excitement of turning 14 is in the air…Happy Birthday dear sister!
• Happy 14th Birthday! I know you won’t be able to blow the candles, so blow your nose instead.
• I may not be the best sister in the world, but I am surely the best sister you will ever have!
• Whos looking forward to their dad’s money and mom’s credit card? #blessed
• Birthday is the day to have a blast and not get blind drunk.
Funny 14th Birthday Captions and Quotes for Brother
• “Happy 14th Birthday to the brother I never wanted, but now I couldn’t imagine life without.”
• You are more than just my little brother you are my best friend. Happy birthday.
• Happy birthday, bro! You get more and more handsome every year.
• Beware! I’m 14 now and have the license to break hearts.
• Yaar tera Hero Birthday hai! Bade ho gaye ho aaj, par nahi badle!
• From the time you were born, I knew that we would be best friends forever.
• Hey, big brother, thanks for the advice and support.
• Enjoy your 14th birthday brother. Don’t worry, I am only two years younger than you.
• Happy birthday to my brother, in 14 years we have never seen each other.
• Although I will admit, I do a lot of really stupid things. But 14 is not one of them! Happy 14th birthday!
• Wishing you a magical 14th birthday! Just remember, don’t do anything that I wouldn’t do!
• Happy birthday to the cutest brother in this world. The best thing about having you as my brother is that I always have a friend to play with when mom and dad say “no.”
• Happy 14th birthday! Let’s go explore the world, a new experience awaits.
• Laughing makes your brother go crazy and act silly.
• Wow. You are 14. That’s only two years away from driving and being super annoying while doing it.
• I’m not the only one in this family who’s aging poorly. Happy Birthday to my handsome big brother!
• Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
• The age at which our bodies begin to go downhill and our wallets begin to empty out.
Funny 14th Birthday Captions and Quotes for Best Friend
• Happy 14th Birthday to my best friend who remembers all of my secrets and is the human version of a
• To my best friend, happy 14th birthday. Have a great day. Enjoy your day and take care of yourself. I love you so much.
• Happy 14th Birthday! You’re now officially closer to the legal drinking age than to diapers.
• Congratulations, you’re 14 and legally allowed to speak without a parental guardian!
• So, your 14 and people ask you what do you want to be in life or what is the dream you see? My answer is simple, I just want to be ‘ME’! Happy birthday!
• Who says you’re not special? You’re as special as a 14-year-old can be!
• Happy Birthday, my friend, you are now just 4 years short of your adulthood. you can do anything now.
• Crazy, fun, and funny- because life is too short to be boring.
• You are the coolest BFF and I would be lost without you.
• Every year, you’re growing more and more lovable. Happy Birthday!
• I want to wish you all the love and happiness in the world, all of which you deserve. Happy birthday my friend.
• Happy birthday, to my best friend! It’s gonna be lit.
• Turn up the bass, drop a few birthday wishes, and give it to me on this special day.
• Your 14th birthday is a big deal, so it’s important to have some clever 14th birthday captions on hand.
• Happy 14th birthday girl! We’ve been friends since before you could spell your own name.
• Happy Birthday, Best Friend “I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but I can promise that you won’t have to face them alone. Wishing you a very happy birthday my friend.
• Happy 14th birthday to one of the craziest people I know.
• You’re not 14, you are one fine looking 4-teen.
• You’re not fourteen, you’re only one year away from the teen years.
• Happy Birthday to my lifetime partner in wine crime.
• A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. Happy Birthday
• Welcome to adulthood! May you find happiness in all your days.
• Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane. Happy birthday, bestie!
• 14 today. Legally allowed to wear makeup and buy a lottery ticket????
• Being with you is like being in prison. Please let me go.