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Very Funny Wedding Day Quotes and Captions for Instagram
Getting hitched? These wedding day quotes will put you in the mood for the big day—and help ease the pre-wedding jitters. 😊
To the happy couple 😊😉 Congratulations! Have fun at your wedding, we’re sending you good luck. We hope you’ll enjoy yourselves and dance to the fullest 🚀 Best Wishes!! 😍❤️
OH! It’s my wedding day. The most exciting day of my life. . . . . . . . . yet.
You may now kiss the groom. Unless you know, he’s your groom, in which case, don’t.
The newlyweds walked down the aisle
Nothing is more beautiful than two people sharing a last name 👰🏻.
I don’t know what kind of picture she was expecting, but a selfie is basically the same thing.
Don’t say goodbye, just smile and wave.
I told you I’d be with you forever, and I meant it…I just didn’t say forever was going to be this long. 😂😂😂
Stopping at a few wineries recommended by my local @WineryMap 🍷 #getmeowined
From the bride: “I love you so much it’s stupid.”
The adventure starts when the wedding day arrives, but it is up to us to keep it interesting and exciting. 😉
Between the bride and Groom, the wedding day is never long enough.
When is someone going to invent the Selfie Stick so I can take a good wedding pic? #WeddingFail
“This isn’t our first marriage, we also eloped twice before this.”
We’re not saying marriage is a competition, but we’re also not NOT saying that either.
All of our groomsmen. All ready. #TrueBestMen ##BachelorParty
My wife and I didn’t have a perfect wedding: Her dress had to be steamed, it started raining, and I dropped the rings. But you know what? That’s just perfect. 😉
Use our app to find the barcode on your “like” button and get all your friends the gift they really want. #FriendsAreTheBarCode
❤️🤳 Wishing you a lifetime of ❤️s, kisses, and an endless supply of icing 😜. (Btw, congrats on your wedding day! 🎉)
Don’t look back. You’re not going that way.💃😂👍
All work and no play make Alexis a dull girl. But all play and no work makes her… really, really hungry. 🍟👐
Me: hurry up and take it Jeans: take what
Get ready to giggle: These wedding photos are guaranteed to crack you up.
Wedding day is an adventurous time, like the Honeymoon, hope you have a blast!
Don’t forget that it’s okay to be yourself. Especially on your wedding day. ☺️ #yourweddingday #beyourownperson
“Honey, I love your hair!” said the bride to her groom right after the ceremony. “I know. It only took me 6 hours.” 😂
Aiming to be a bridesmaid sometime soon and probably walking down the aisle alone while the bride and others are running away? This one’s for you ☺
Are you going to kiss the bride or punch a clown?
You know what I think is a great idea? Every wedding should start with a hug AND a kiss.
It’s all fun and games until someone has to marry these two. #KneeDeepInIt
Love is a two way street‚ Ä¶ You should see the other driver.
Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
“The best love is the one that makes you a better person without changing you into someone other than yourself.” – Paulo Coelho
‘Tis the season for something good. ☀🎁
“Be the kind of person you want to meet.” -Andy Warhol
If this marriage doesn’t work out, my ex gets half. #BestDayOfMyLife
I probably would have missed my wedding. I was late for everything else in my life, so I wouldn’t have skipped this special occasion. I was always on time for funerals.
Just when you were thinking that this wedding might get stale 🥑 🎉🎊😀 #weddingday
I’ve never been one to make a big deal about superstition…but I think my family might be hexing me. #weddingday
The road to #weddingday is paved with unicorns, rainbows, and kombucha on tap. 👰
We made it! Congrats to everyone who just got married!
Today, my best friend and soon-to-be husband and I are saying our vows in front of our friends and family. Today is a day for celebration – no matter what, we’re about to walk down the aisle! 😍
Your friends have always wanted to tell you this.
Throw your bouquet like a girl, it will land 10 feet away from you. Throw it like a GIRLFRIEND though… It will land in your arms.
Today we did the thing everyone says you can’t do. ☺❤
🎉Happiest of weeks to you and yours! Here’s to all the celebrations that are about to 💃 🍾 🚀 🥂
Hagadorn: Look at these people! Finally following my dreams of becoming a glamorous, famous DJ. Yay!
It’s your wedding day. Everyone is waiting on you. So, why are you still getting ready?
What makes you different makes you beautiful. Have a beautiful wedding day ☺
Can’t believe it! Our wedding day has finally arrived. #😍
How do they know it’s love when they see it? I guess that’s why we need weddings. 😍
I’m so lucky I get to spend my life with you. Now that we’re married, I never have to wake up alone again. Let’s make this work 👰🏽
Make sure you wear your tissues, you’re gonna have some happy cry moments on your special day.
I love you more than BOTH of our dogs☺
“I love you, and now let’s party!”
He said | She said | You can’t make this stuff up.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. So good luck with that 🙂
How do you put 18 years into a box?🤷♀️
Brave the bitter cold with a hearty warm laugh, and on a slightly more serious note, congratulations!
There’s nothing like a good toast to kick off the festivities. 🥂
Today, I’m getting married to my best friend. I was on my way out to see her but came back to say this #weddingdaybffs
Two strangers getting married in Vegas. The odds were stacked against them, but they made it work! 😉
If you don’t have anything nice to say, smile and say it loud. Congratulations! You got married!😎
Sometimes the best man has more fun than the bride and groom #hijackthebadge
We’re not bakers, we’re burners. Happy ☃️❄️📷 wedding anniversary!
Yup, I did it! I married my best friend and partner in crime 👰🏼☮️
We did it! The whole day was a blur, but I remember the way you made my heart soar. Thanks for showing me what true love means ♥️
I’ve got 99 problems and a bride ain’t one. Congrats #2 on the way #followtheparadigm
Will you be my best man, maid of honor, or neighbor?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but not if you tag us using @thehitchedone 😎
A man may be married many times but he is never married to the same woman twice.
Because some things, my love, just aren’t meant to be. 💕
We say I DO to pizza, waffles, and bacon!
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!
funny wedding day quotes
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I was surprised on our wedding day when I found out that the marriage doesn’t start after the ceremony.
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You are the source of my happiness. You make me complete. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life.
Wedding cake is the carb-best carb on earth. #marryme
May all your adventures be possible today.
Still hasn’t figured it out? It’s been almost a year 📅
We’re not here to judge, but your vows better be good. Keep it short, keep it sweet and keep them laughing. #weddingdayquotes
We’ve got the best man, the maid of honor and bridesmaids, the flower girl, and the cutest ring bearer 💍
Tap, tap…who’s there? #bridebeauty
Today I marry my best friend who happens to be my fiancé. 🌹❤️
Your manicures may fade, but your love stays forever real. 😉
It’s not every day you find your last first date.
Just because he’s not my first boyfriend doesn’t mean I know what I’m doing. 😐
Weddings are ceremonial and emotional events. As the day approaches you might be feeling abundant joy, anticipation, anxiety, or all of the above. Remember to breathe and that things will likely go more smoothly than you anticipate!
If you love someone, set them free. Otherwise, they will always be an option.
Driving on this road with you and our friends is a dream come true 🚙💕👫
Some things are worth waiting for. And some things aren’t. But what they all have in common is that they’re all worth celebrating. 😃
Eeeeek! If you don’t know, now you know: It’s the real thing.
Here we are, face to face with what is real about us. Before we fall asleep tonight, let’s count our blessings and hold each other tight.
funny wedding day wishes quotes
Being in love is a good reason to get married. But the best reason is being married to your best friend. ✔️
I married the one who makes my heart smile 😍
Starting my life as Mrs. Jones #wedding
Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved a boy. She loved him so much that she knew on that day when he looked into her eyes and said, “-will you marry me?” that she’d say “yes.”
-Marriage is the hardest thing, but it’s worth it.
Because it’s their anniversary, their day, and a reminder about how awesome they are 😍😚✌🏼️
Always remember our first kiss, where I sneezed on your face and you cried.
Bae, I love you so much I’m willing to wake up and spend the rest of my life with you.
You will always want the last petal to fall, yearn for the last kiss. But everything must change, so you can learn to appreciate the moment for what it is.
I’d rather have roses and limes than diamonds and pearls. #romantic
We laughed, we cried, and then we shot off confetti cannons.
The leader of the free world, not so free because he has to sign all these!
Yes, every kiss begins with Kay and ends with e.
One of you is having way too much fun for just a rehearsal.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
Tying the knot soon? Don’t forget to tie your band on…and capture some of these cute pics! 😊
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They say it takes a village to raise a child. But I didn’t know it took three hundred people to get one married. 😉
May your home be filled with the happy memories of friends & family and love that lasts a lifetime.
Since the first time we met, you’ve made me smile like a goon, laugh like an idiot and feel like all my dreams were about to come true. I love you more than anything. 😘
I’m over the moon for my real-life princess and can’t wait to spend life at home with her. Now get ready, dude—you’re going to be a father. Happiness is a mother and father’s love combined, plus one sweet kid.
How many of you believe in love at first sight? 💗📸
After this day, you will share everything: bank accounts, toothbrushes,
Two people, two hearts, one great love.
Congrats! We’re all 👰🏼touched // by how you made it work.
We’re having a baby! Okay, we’re not actually having a baby but the dog is ready for puppy kindergarten.
I’ve found the one whom my soul loves. -Song of Solomon 3:4
Not all those who wander are lost.
What do you remember from your wedding day? It’s the before and after sets’ that matter. 😉
Waiting for that moment… when the groom finally figures out how to put the ring on the bride 😏
Best wishes, dear friends. Thanks for lifting us up and holding us together on our wedding day. 😀👰❤️👰
Congratulations on your nuptials and welcome to the family. You are now legally obligated to provide us with cute babies and photos of your cats.
Let’s get married in the garden. I don’t like you enough to want to be around your family that long…..
The best day of my life… #SayIDo to the one who always cheers you up, cheers you on, and makes you feel like this on every single day.
While we’re celebrating two people joining together in matrimony today, remember it’s the family that makes a marriage strong. 💑 🍻 🌹
We worked hard to make today amazing, you just showed up.
Best wishes to you both on this new journey. May you laugh a LOT, and love a LOT, too. 😉
Celebrate the union of two people who let kale chips take the place of a wedding cake.
If you need me, I’ll be at the end of my laces. Good luck out there. 💃
Here’s to the best season of them all. 🍂🍃
funny wedding day quotes and sayings
Great wedding days are made with great friends, like you two. Congrats!
Officially at the #1 wedding day annoyance.
Wedding season is upon us and no matter how weird, wacky or outlandish your wedding was, we want you to know you made it through in one piece, but more importantly with some really cool obligatory photos that we can enjoy on a daily basis. Keep being awesome!
How many bridesmaids does it take to make you look…oh wait, we’re the bridesmaids.
A wedding should be a celebration. When it’s not, the couple is doomed!
The best part of a wedding day? After “I do”, the cake comes. ☺
I can’t wait for the day that we no longer need the title Husband and Wife. #MarriageGoals
If you love the person you’re with, show it! (Or you might end up in a Netflix and Chill situation). 😉
Now that’s a pair to remember: The marriage of Doug and Shelly. #weddings
We’re just as excited to plan your February 17th ceremony (👫👰) as you are—because we love Valentine’s Day too.
You may still be Mr. or Mrs. but now you’re also Ms. or Mr.
Hairstyles aren’t the only things that get better with age.
Catch yourself a man who knows how to do both ☀😉
The weekend’s just about to start, but I’m already head over heels 💃 ❤
They asked us if we wanted a wedding hashtag. What do you think we did?
When two people can’t decide where to go on their honeymoon, they just start saying, “I do.” #witweddings
Worry about your wedding, not about the guest list.
Keep calm and pay attention to the jokes instead of fussing with your dress. #keepcalmongetmarried
On the first day of wedding planning, my parents gave to me a big-ass spreadsheet.
There’s cake, and then there are cupcakes. There’s love and then there’s marriage.
Think weddings are expensive? Try divorce.
Celebrating Mr. & Mrs. with all your pals? Tell ‘em to treat yo’ self to an on-demand cocktail from Doordash 🍾
Life is a wedding gown. It’s long and sometimes uncomfortable, but you look damn good in it. ☺
What’s better than a beach wedding? A beach wedding with a lobster boil after. 😎
This is what happens when you look around at all your friends in love, listen to ‘When I Fall In Love’, and panic.
The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one’s relationship has a special meaning.
It takes two to Tango and I couldn’t have done it without you.
Be bold | Be brave | Together we’ll be the dream team for our wedding ❤
A wedding is just like a funeral except you get to smell the flowers instead of seeing them lowered into the grave. ― Johnny Carson
Marriage is not a noun, it’s a verb. So get busy.
An engagement is just an auction where you fall in love with the highest bidder.
My final career choice… Marriage. 👰
Here’s to a weekend filled with friends, food, family, and pups 👫👬 🐶 ❤️ 🧚♂️ 🧚♀️ ❤ #FallWedding2018 ⭐
Happily ever after doesn’t just happen—it takes work.
Laughter really is the best medicine. (And fortunately, fake mustaches are included in our packages.)
Girls are funny ― birthdays, weddings, vacuum sales.
Just like a beautiful sunset, your chapter closes today but the memories will live on forever!
Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.
Think of how many people you know who say they don’t want to be like their parents. You were born listening to the music, holding hands with your neighbors, eating watermelon in the backyard.
Wedding days are meant for dancing and celebrating. But also for smashing cake into your spouse’s face before you eat it together. 🍰😂
If you have to ask if this is the day, it probably isn’t. 😎 #weddingplanning
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We’re starting our married life like we started our relationship: no Facebook. 😝
Wedding season is here. Love, @GroomStuff_
Well, we can all agree that the best part of any wedding is the cake! 😜🎂
Weddings are so much fun, but we’re not just here to say “I do.” We’re also here to help you say “hey look at this awesome pasta salad I made! 🍴 🥗 👨
Wedding season is here, and we’re celebrating this sweet time in life with some of our favorite weddings from the year.
There are days I’m convinced this is simply a long dream and that I accidentally skipped right to the marriage part.
Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
To really love someone, you have to learn the rules of the game… And then play better than anyone else.
I do. I didn’t. I will. No, I won’t. I’ve changed my mind every 5 minutes for the past 3 days. Where’s this going?
You gotta see this one to believe it…
That’s the ring! .And this is the finger!
Your turn to wear the pants is over.