Funny Quotes About Man Crush Monday Captions for Instagram

• I don’t have a man-crush but I sure do have a man-crush.

• You aren’t the only person with a man crush. I have one too, and his name is Ryan Gosling.*

• You’re the laughing emoji this Monday.

• You’re not just a crush, you’re my heartthrob.

• Summer’s over, but I don’t need to get my mani done anymore because I’m less sweaty and my fingers are more stubby.

• It’s only Monday, I’m allowed to be unproductive.

• Relationship status: Netflix and I are getting serious.

• I got 99 problems and a selfie ain’t one

• One smile can’t change the world, but your smile changes mine.

• I asked God for a true friend, and he sent me my husband.

• If you’re still waiting to hear your name, then this is the right time to change it.

• The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.

• “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”

• The life of the party is here, so let’s get started.

• You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

• Man crush Monday… My man-crush everyday

• Monday has its charm: you can add new filters to your selfies and post them on Instagram straight away!

• Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.

• Forget about your Monday blues with a cup of joe. ☕🐻

• The only thing better than having you as my boyfriend is our daughter having you as her dad.

• Life gives you so many reasons to hate and be bitter. Find reasons to love and smile 😎

• Because, as they say, ‘A selfie a day keeps insecurities away.’

• When a girl tells you about her problems it does not mean she’s complaining. It means she trusts you.

• It’s been a long day without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again.

• I don’t want to see a person I work with every day.

• When someone says, “You’ve changed.” Well, duh. I’ve grown.

• I’m not a control freak, I just need to know where I stand… At the top.

• Her heart is like the ocean full of secrets. Not all those who wander are lost.

• I’m not just a crush, I’m a man crush every day.

• Every guy has a man crush. Just admit it.

• Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has passed and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.

• The world doesn’t need more perfect men. The world needs more imperfect men who strive to become the best version of themselves.

• Thank you for all the support, for being such a good friend 😄🤗

• Hey man, we should hang out more.

• I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

• I’m not happy. I’m just excited to see you.

• You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. — Dr. Seuss

• Feeling truly blessed this MM.

• A man’s only as old as the woman he feels. – Groucho Marx

• I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do.

• If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

• Man Crush Monday is a funny holiday to celebrate the crushes we have on men.

• Man Crush Monday is actually “My Cat Monday” because I love my cat more than any man.

• I don’t have a man-crush Monday, I have a man-crush every day.

• Dear Monday, thanks for being so far away from Friday.

• There’s something about a man in uniform that makes you want to follow him everywhere.

• I only want two things in this world. I want you and I want us.

• I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.

• I am not sure what makes this day so special, but I do know that it is

• No one is better, smarter, or more talented. No one works harder than me, and I don’t take shortcuts. I do it all for the game.

• “I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”

• I’m not lazy, I’m just in my energy-saving mode.

• “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”

• Man Crush Monday or Manly Crush Monday?

• When we first met, my heart never knew what was coming. Happy #MCM to the only guy I need in my life! *insert a love heart and tag your man*

• Dear Crush, Stop being so cute and start admitting that we are meant to be together. Sincerely, Me.

• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

• A person that truly loves you will never let you go no matter how hard the situation is.

• Dates need to make more of an effort on Valentine’s Day. Like, I don’t mind being taken out to dinner,

• I’ve never met a person who made me question my sexuality like you do.

• A wise man once said, “Never trust a man who doesn’t drink.” And another wise man said, “You must be this drunk to ride this ride.”

• I want to be the one you want to see when you turn around

• MCM goes to the guy who invented beer.

• I’m in too deep and I can’t even swim.

• I’m the wiz at zig-zag when I move my jaw.

• Man Crush Monday? More like Man Crush Everyday. #mcm

• A man-crush is a special kind of love.

• We just like to think of it as “Manly-Crush Wednesday.”

• I’m crushing on you so hard that I can’t wait to lay my eyes on you.

• Feel free to be yourself; no one can say you’re doing it wrong.

• Don’t love too soon, don’t trust too fast. Don’t quit too early and don’t expect too much. Don’t hurt too bad and don’t feel too good. Don’t let your feelings show and don’t ever let ’em Know.

• Thanks for being my go-to person

• They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth they haven’t been in your arms.

• I feel like everything in my life has led me to you

• When you’re looking good, the haters are always gonna hate.

• It is a good idea to follow your dreams, especially if you’re running away from something.

• I’d like to thank beer for making me funnier, braver, and less responsible.

• “I never fall in love. I always rise in it.”— T. Williams

• It’s okay to be mad at him. It’s okay to be jealous, but don’t let the green monster win.

• Guess what? I’ve got something to shout about…I’m in LOVE with you

• I’m not a hunk or Adonis, but I have a lot of common sense. I love to fish, I love good music and food, and entertaining people.

• When they looked at me and called me handsome. They said it twice to make sure they were right.

• To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.”

• If you don’t have anything nice to say about anyone else, then let’s not chat.

• There are three sides to a story: yours, theirs, and the truth.

• You smell so nice. What’s your secret?

• I know milk does a body good, but I want my body to do a milk

• I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious. — Albert Einstein.

 My Man Crush Monday Quotes

• I know I’m your “Man Crush Monday” every day of the week, babe.

• Monday is the only day that I get to see you and I hope it stays this way forever.

• Ah, love. A ridiculously powerful force that can make grown men and women act like 7th graders with a first crush

• You are the espresso to my life 😘

• All the ladies love him, but he loves me.

• I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you have both hands. 😂

• Every Monday is a fresh start.

• My love for you is like a roll of toilet paper . . . Long and Strong 😙

• Unless you’re living off the grid, you know about this guy’s impeccable style and flair for interiors. I mean, have you seen his house in LA? #mcm #mcm

• The beautiful thing about learning is no one can take it away from you.🙌

• When I am with you, the only place I want to be is closer.

• I think this guy should be my #MCM.

• Monday? I thought you said Mundane!

• A king only bows down to his queen.

• Happy Man Crush Monday to this guy who has yet to try archery because he’s afraid of stray arrows ending up in my eye 😂

• How many man-crush Mondays can I use you in a row without getting weird?

• I have only one man Crush Every Monday.

• Honestly, I have a lot of man crushes. But my biggest man-crush is Tom Brady.

• It may be Monday, but it is also the day that you get to love me.

• Appreciating the small things, like a cone of fries and a man who I can call my best friend.

• Mondays are for fresh starts. Let this be the week that you get your life together and focus on YOU!

• It’s Monday, so here’s a reminder that you’ve got this.

• I don’t always take selfies, but when I do, I make sure to choose the right filter. #MCM

• Monday is a fresh start to the week, stay motivated and keep your smile on.

• Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.

• Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

• Is it okay to be jealous of your own future?

• Often imitated but never duplicated.

• A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

• Man Crush Monday – His face is very manly, and his beard softens it. Don’t get me wrong, the stubble is a plus too.

• #ManCrushMonday is always my favorite day of the week.

• It’s not Monday but I still want you to know that you’re a star.

• 😍If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.

• This week’s #MCM goes to the guy who brought me tacos instead of flowers!

• Monday’s are for fresh starts and new perspectives.

• He’s the peanut butter to my jelly sandwich. ✌️

• I’m just a vibe you can’t find anywhere else ….

• I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one. – Marilyn Monroe

• I like the way you smile with your eyes.

• We all have that one friend who doesn’t drink coffee because they don’t like the taste. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to go through life without coffee.

• Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

• I’m like a happy little buddha. 😀

• finally, I am getting my man crush today.

• When I think about you I want to be with you.

• Yup, it’s Monday. Yup, it’s gonna be a long week. But guess what? I just made a fresh pot of coffee and I think I can make it after all.

• Every Monday I remind myself that this is the beginning of a new week and I have another chance to make it better than the last.

• There’s nothing that a man can’t do. There’s nothing special to being a man because he has everything, including the mind and heart to do whatever he wants.

• I have an entire library full of pictures posing with my cat.

• You cannot be friends upon any other terms than upon the terms of equality.💕

• You have to prove yourself to me. Because I’m only interested in the impossible.

• I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.

• If kissing was just two people touching lips, it wouldn’t touch my heart as it does.

• With summer ending and the responsibilities of fall sets in, I’m just out here doing some reminiscing on the good times.

• To quote the great philosopher Taylor Swift, “‘Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate” 😎💍

• I wanna be the cheese to your macaroni.

• A star on the stage, an angel off it.

• I believe in miracles because a friend like you is a miracle.

Cute Man Crush Monday Captions

• Happy man crush Monday ya’ll! That’s right, I get two MCMs if I want them!

• If you’re in a relationship, send this to your man too—these are for them 👀.

• Monday is always a good day to start wishing your friend a good week.

• I would like to hang out with him on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and even Saturday.

• Cheers to that sweet time of year when sandal season and pumpkin season align. ☀🍂

• Your smile is a lot more contagious than your frown.

• Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

• We don’t need a holiday to celebrate our love. We do it every day.

• In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

• ‘I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.’ – Unknown

• You’re a notch above the rest.

• I just saw the best upside-down person on the planet. Keep up the good work, bud!

• Charm is deceptive, and beauty does not last; but a woman who fears the Lord will be greatly praised.

• I want to be in a relationship where people look at us and say “y’all are so cute together. I wish me and my bae were like them”.

• Monday. The best day of the week to crush all your goals.

• A little Monday morning motivation for you: make the most of your week, and be happy!

• Here’s a little Monday motivation to get you through the day. 😉

• There’s no such thing as a perfect relationship, but there is a place that feels like perfection.

• You are my dream come true and I cherish every moment with you. Happy birthday to the love of my life 🎂

• I’m having one of those days that make me realize how lost I’d be without you.

• Looking so dapper, I feel bad for the rest of the week.

• Never be afraid to show your true colors in relationships. Love me, hate me, yell at me, scream at me, but don’t ever leave me.

• Roses are red, violets are blue, I like you a lot and that’s not fake news.

• My favorite day of the week is MCM

• Definitely going to show my wife this and tell her it’s me.

• If you’re looking for a sign not to give up, this is it.

• On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

• If the stars ever fell one by one from the sky, I know you’d be there to catch them.

• Happy Man Crush Monday to all the other men that aren’t as cute as me.

• No matter the smiley faces you use, there’s nothing like saying “I love you” in person. So how about starting the week off right and making plans to see bae?

• My love for you is a journey that starts forever and ends at Never in my Instagram captions.

• The most important thing a man can wear is his smile 💙

• If it’s a smile that you need, then give me a call. I know plenty of ways to make you smile every day.

• On Mondays, I have no problem getting out of bed. The rest of the week is a different story.

• I woke up like this. But then I had breakfast, so now I’m #flawless.

• You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.

• If you fall for a girl who does nothing, you’ll spend your life doing everything.

• “Dreaming of you keeps me asleep. Being with you keeps me alive.”

• The only thing more perfect than you is us together

• You’re the lottery ticket I never bought and totally would have won.

• I love it when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised!

• If she likes your regular selfies, wait till she sees the one you take on a Sunday morning. 😎

• Hey, can you do me a favor? Scroll through my Instagram and double-tap everything.

• I think we should tell people to call their favorite person and tell them they are loved. I mean, who wouldn’t want that on a Monday?

• I like you. And I know how that sounds. It’s not cute. But it’s true, and maybe that is what matters most.

• Monday always feels like I’m wading through a river of crushing despair.

• Somehow my week feels a lot better with this photo of you on it.

• He’s a manly man in a manly world, and yet he still manages to look damn good in a bowtie. #MCM

• You’re looking at the future Mr. Right.

• He’s a man who knows how to get things done. At least the things she wants him to do.

• A little crush never hurt anybody.

• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.

• “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”

• Do you ever just sit back and think dang, she’s a keeper

• Cute man crush Monday quotes captions for Instagram: You’re my favorite flavor of man-candy!

• Making Monday great again, one selfie at a time 😎

• Because Instagram would be boring without me.

• It’s time for all you ladies to admit that your man is better looking than your girlfriend.

• I’m completely in love with every aspect of you.

• You’re not going to always want the same type of person. Learn what you love and don’t settle for less.

• My life is a mess, but at least I look cute.

• MCM: the 2 A.M. text to come over and the 3 A.M. text with a meme that just had to get sent before bedtime

• When you say that, I melt right into my chair.💕

• I’m so glad I waited for you. Thanks for making me wait!

• One of the greatest joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! Good Morning and enjoy the day!

• Gingers may not have souls, but they do have a lot of love to give.

• ‘So full of life, so full of charm.’

• You can never have too many good friends.