Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Mom

• Happy birthday, Mom! You’ve been the glue that holds this family together. We love you. #LoveMyMom

• Happy Birthday to the best mom in the world! You deserve a hug, a kiss, and a big, fat Starbucks gift card.

• Happy birthday, mother! You’re not only my mom but also my best friend.

• Happy Birthday to the best mom out there. Thanks for putting up with me.

• Look at you! How did I get so lucky to have you as my mom?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the ultimate cool mom.

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my favorite person!! I love you momma

• Your child’s favorite person is me. Happy Birthday!

• Happy Birthday to a woman who is as smart as you are gorgeous and as funny as you are wise.

• Thanks for putting up with me all these years. I love you, Mom.

• Happy birthday to the woman who taught me how to shave my legs. I owe you a lifetime of waxes.

• To the world, she’s a mother. To our family, she’s the world

• You are the woman who raised me, and I am forever grateful. You are my best friend. Happy birthday, Mom!

• This is a special day for you—but it’s also an extra special day for me because I get to watch you be just as confused as I am. Happy Birthday, Mom!

• Happy birthday to the mama who posts all my bad selfies on Facebook.

• Happy birthday to my mom, the person who put up with me for all these years

• Happy birthday to the second most amazing woman in my life. (Dad, if you’re reading this, I’m kidding.)

• Wishing a very happy birthday to my best friend, and the only person I would want as my getaway driver.

• Happy birthday to the queen of my heart! Thank you for putting up with your weirdo kid every day.

• Mom, I’m so glad you’re you because I would be horrible at raising me.

• Happy Birthday To You, Mom! You look so young today no one would believe you’re having a birthday.

• Happy birthday, mom! Thanks for putting up with me all these years. I know I’m a handful, but you’re the best mom ever.

• Happy birthday, mom! You’re not old. You’re vintage…

• “Mom” is such a simple word, but it comes with a lifetime of joy. Happy birthday, Mom!

• Happy Birthday to the most special person in my life! Have a cheerful day, Mom

• I know we butted heads a lot when I was growing up, but here’s to you for raising me to be the awesome person I am today. Happy Birthday, Mom!

• Here’s to never having to get a babysitter again on your birthday.

• Mom, thanks for being there for me even when I wasn’t there for myself. Happy birthday!

• Birthday, anniversary, or a special present? It’s all good, Mom, as long as I get a gift!

• Wishing you a happy birthday full of love, joy, and everything else that’s sweet in life.

• Happy Birthday to the one who’s always laughing at my bad jokes.

• I know you wish I called more often than just on your birthday, but happy birthday mom!

• Happy happy birthday to my beautiful Mom! You’re not getting older; you’re getting better. I love you!

• Here’s to your special day, mom. I mean, we both know it’s MY day, but happy b-day anyway

• Happy Birthday to the coolest Mom I know.

• Happy birthday to my mom, the only person on earth who has the patience to put up with me.

• It’s my birthday! And yours too, if we’ve never told you. (Thanks mom!)

• To the best mom in the whole universe, thank you for raising me to be such a boss!

• Happy Birthday, Mom! Thanks for all the life advice, mom-hugs, and being my free therapist. You deserve a drink (or 10!)

• Happy birthday to the best mom in the whole world. Honestly, you are my mom and my best friend. I love you more than words can say and I’m so lucky to call you mine!

• Birthday selfies are the best (you don’t have to smile!).

• It’s my birthday and I’m feeling like the luckiest mom in the world. How about you?

• Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with my nonsense, love you. Happy birthday!

• Happy Birthday to MY MOM! (You’re welcome, ladies.)

• She’s the heart and soul of the family. Celebrate her on #MothersDay.

• Wishing a very happy birthday to my favorite person in the world. You’re stuck with me forever. Lucky you!

• You’re a rock star mom, and you don’t even need to be famous to know it.

• Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

• Happy birthday, Mom! You’re the most amazing woman in the world.

• It was so cute when you were a baby. Then you turned into a teenager. Then you gave me grey hair. Now it’s your turn to give me something back and throw me the world’s best birthday party ever.

• For my baby on her birthday: I hope you have a day as amazing as the top of your head! To which she always responds: I love you, Mom!

• On this day, I got at least two out of three things right. Thank you for the best birthday gift ever, mom!

• Happy birthday to my mom, my best friend, and the trailblazer who taught me it’s OK to go off-roading. I love you!

• You might be a world-class mom and a cool sister, but I’m still the favorite!

• I’ll admit I’ve lost track of how old you are now, but I do know that even at [insert age], you look great! Happy birthday!

• Happy birthday to the woman who taught me that being an adult means not having to put up with any BS.

• Happy Birthday to the mom who really does have it all together!

• Happy Birthday to the (mother) of all moms! I hope your day is simply amazing.

• Happy birthday to the world’s best mom! Let’s go out tonight to celebrate.

• If at first, you don’t succeed, ask me for help. Happy Birthday, Mom!

• Happy Birthday to my mom, who taught me everything except how to act my age.

• You’re more fun than bubble wrap. Happy birthday!

Cute Birthday Captions for Mom

• Happy birthday to one of my best friends! I hope you have a great day and don’t spend too much money on your age this year

• Happy Birthday to the best mom I could ask for and the smartest woman I know.

• Happy birthday, Mom! I hope your day is full of lavish gifts and fancy breakfasts in bed. (Just kidding—mine was.)

• Thanks for not throwing me out with the placenta. Happy Birthday, Mom!

• Happy Birthday to the greatest mom I could ever ask for.

• My mom always makes my birthdays extra special. Like, at least once every 10 years.

• Happy birthday to my mother, my friend today and always.

• Wishing my mom another year of being cooler than me.

• Forget the champagne, you’re the real reason I’m celebrating

• I’ve got sunshine, on a cloudy day. And it all started when my momma came my way.

• Happy Birthday to the best mom I could ever ask for! If I had to do it all over again, I’d still choose you.

• Happy Birthday to a mom who knows me better than anyone else and loves me anyway. I love you so much!

• Happy birthday, Mom! I guess we’re finally at the age where we can do whatever we want.

• When I count my blessings, I count you twice. Happy Birthday mom

• Happy Birthday to the mom who still lets me sleep in her bed when I’m sad.

• Happy birthday to the woman who never gave up on me: my mom. I love you!

• I hope you know how special you are to me, mom. I wouldn’t be anything without you.

• When your mom puts you in cute outfits and takes a bunch of photos — oh wait, they’re called “pictures.” life doesn’t get any cuter than that.

• Thank you for your amazing sense of humor. I’ll be using it on all your grandchildren.

• Happy birthday to my favorite person in the entire world! Hopefully, I make it to second place by next year.

• The joys of raising a daughter. But your smile makes life fun and exciting. Happy birthday mom!

• The most important person in my life needs no introduction because the world knows how amazing you are. Happy Birthday, mom! Where would I be without you?”

• Happy birthday to the world’s most fabulous mom.

• The woman who gave me life and the one who taught me how to live it. Happy birthday, mom!

• Happy Birthday to the coolest, prettiest, and most loving mom. It’s a shame you had to settle for these three children of yours.

• Happy birthday to my beautiful mom, I love you with all of my heart.

• You will always have a special place in my heart –under the kitchen sink. Happy birthday to the best mom a sponge could ask for.

• Happy birthday to my mom, my queen, my role model… that one person who has seen me at my worst but still thinks I’m the best!

• Happy birthday to my mama! I know I’m not the easiest kid on your hands, but thanks for sticking around and putting up with me. Love you a lot!

• Happy birthday to my mom, my best friend, and the girl who still scares me a little!

• Happy birthday to the woman who always knew I was a better cook than dad.

• Happy Birthday to the woman who is responsible for me!

• Happy birthday to the woman who taught me everything I know. Except how to lie effectively. How do you manage that?

• You look so young that people mistake you for my older sister.

• Happy birthday, mom! Thanks for not just giving me life but for making it super special!

• Happy Birthday, Mom! Thank you for always being there for me, even when you weren’t.

• To my mommy, who taught me that I could do anything, except cross the street when the light was red, and be home past 9 pm. Happy birthday! You are the best mom ever, and I love you so much!

• If only I had a penny for every time someone said that I’m just like you, Mom! Happy birthday to my hero.

• Mom, you’re the glue that holds this family together. No one knows where you can find superglue at 3 a.m. like you do!

• Happy Birthday to the woman who taught me how to laugh and cry.

• May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.

• Happy Birthday to the number one mommy and my favorite person in the world You make all my troubles go away and I love you so much!

• Happy Birthday Mom Coolest friend, Trendiest mom, Best Person in the world.

• Happy Birthday to my one and only mom. You’re stuck with me forever, so you better get used to it!

• To my #1 favorite person on the planet, happy birthday, mama! I love you to the moon and back!

• Happy birthday to my mom, the woman who put the “fun” in “the funeral.

• Happy birthday to my mom, my role model, and the person who has sacrificed so much for me!

• Happy birthday to my mom, the woman who taught me everything I know — except how to make a decent lasagna.

• Happy Birthday to the woman who taught me that dollar store hairspray and a can-do attitude are all you need to make it in this world. Don’t know what I’d do without you, Ma!

• Happy birthday to someone who has the best, most glorious hair in the world. I’m SO jealous.

• Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled brat like me.

• Happy birthday, mom — you’re the coolest and cutest mom in the world!

Lovely Birthday Captions for Mom

• There was this woman. She was great. You might know her as your mom. Happy birthday, lady!

• Happy Birthday to my mom, my best friend, and my free therapist.

• You’re the most beautiful mom in town and I’m proud of you! Love you, mama!

• Happy birthday to my mother, my friend today and always.

• Happy birthday to the coolest mom I know. You’re old!

• “Happy birthday to a woman I am proud to call my mother. You are the reason behind my success, and I will always be grateful.”

• On your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

• I’m so blessed to have a mom as awesome as you, who is also my best friend. Happy Birthday

• Mom, thanks for being a friend and being my mom.

• Happy Birthday to my favorite person of all time! May this year you be as happy as a cat on a bed of freshly washed clothes.

• Happy Birthday, Mom. I hope your day is as special as you are. I love you!

• You are one of the most caring people in the world. Happy Birthday, momShout to you, my mom. You are a gem!

• I just want to congratulate you on your memory because you forgot about my birthday and now I’m crying. Happy birthday mom!

• Mom, I know it’s your birthday today but could we just party tomorrow? You look tired…

• I feel like my inner child has matured. Thanks for not being a disciplinarian, Mom.

• Happy Birthday, mom! I hope you get all the things in life that make you happy. Enjoy your day, and please don’t tell me how old you are.

• My mom is amazing. No, seriously, she’s the best person in the world. Happy Birthday, Mom!

• When you said you were getting me a pony for my birthday, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. Happy Birthday, Mom!

• Happy birthday to the lady who acts like a mom and teaches me like a friend. Love you, mama!

• Happy Birthday to me, my mom, and the woman who annoys us the most.

• Happy birthday! I’d say I’m sorry you’re getting so old, but you are definitely better than mom jeans.

• Happy Mother’s Day to one of the only people I can stand most of the time!

• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

• If you were arrested for being awesome, I would come bail you out. Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world.

• Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re my mom and I love you!

• Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world. Besides myself. Of course.

• Happy birthday to my number one, the reason I started this whole thing in the first place.

• I’m so proud that you’re my mom, and I want the whole world to know it, too. Happy Birthday, Mom!

• Happy birthday to the woman who made it possible for me to post embarrassing baby pictures of myself on Facebook. You’re a true hero, Mom.

• Happy Birthday, Mom! Because of you, I am what I am today. Thank you for being my biggest fan and supporter.

• Happy birthday to my beautiful mama. I hope you have a wonderful day today.

• Happy birthday to my mom who is cool, hip, and way too young to have a daughter as old as me.

• Hey Mom, thanks for enduring the worst parts of pregnancy so I could enjoy the best part: cake!

• We hope that you’ll have the best Mother’s Day ever. You deserve it, after all, you put up with us for so long.

• I’m so happy you were given to me as my Mom. Happy Birthday!

• Happy birthday, Mom. You have been the coolest mom in this entire world. Now I know why you are so popular on Facebook and Instagram.

• You’re the best mom I could ask for. Because I never did, and you still came out of nowhere and loved me! Happy Birthday!

• Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest mom. I honestly don’t know what I’d do without you. Thanks for all that you do, Mom! I love you

• Best wishes to the best mom in the world. I’m so glad I get to have you as a mother. May you have a great day!

• Happy birthday to the woman who made me a middle child!

• Happy Birthday to the greatest role model any kid could want, and the best friend I could ever ask for.

• Who’s the fairest of them all? Mom! The mirror lied to Snow White.

• Happy Birthday, Mom! You deserve all the love and happiness in life because you bring so much of it to us

• You’re one in a million. And because you’re my mother, I’m worth it.

• When the sun hits your coffee just right. You should feel blessed. Happy Birthday, Mom!

• Happy, happy birthday to the best mom there ever was.

• Happy birthday to the mom who never let me leave the house looking like I’m about to be on an episode of Cops.

• Happy Birthday to the mom who always makes me smile, even when she’s making me eat my vegetables.

• Happy birthday to my mom, who only gets better with age—like wine and cheese.

• Dear Mom, I love how you love me even when I stuff my face with cake.