Old Fashioned Puns for Instagram

Puns are back in fashion, and you know what that means. I didn’t say “back in fashion” when they were out of fashion. I said nothing at all about this subject because no one could have predicted this move. It’s a bold move to make puns fashionable again.

A pun is a form of wordplay, the use of a word or phrase so as to suggest two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, or the strategic repetition of words with different meanings (homophones).

Old Fashioned Puns for Instagram

Old fashion puns and jokes will always be the best.

The old-fashioned way of getting your point across is through puns.

Be true to your old-fashion self and make a punny statement.

Old fashion is an adjective that describes something that is old-fashioned

Old fashion jokes, old fashion puns. For a laugh, check out our top funny jokes.

You never know what you’re going to get out of these old-school puns.

The only thing in the world that’s old and new at the same time is this pun.

The only thing better than a good pun is a pun that’s even better.

Old Fashioned Milkshake never tasted so good

Grooming isn’t just grooming. It’s the art of making yourself better looking in a natural way.

When you’re in the middle of nowhere, and there is nothing to do but go home for dinner.

We’re not joking around when we say these puns will make you feel old school.

The only thing I miss about the old days is you.

A lighthearted way to keep your friends informed

If you don’t like our puns, wait ’til you see our burgers.

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can sure make him dress nice.

The quickest way to take over the world is to become a bestseller on Amazon.

Every season has its own twist on an old fashion pun.

You don’t have to be old fashioned to enjoy the classics.

The good old days were better than the new ones.

We’re going to have to make some old fashioned adjustments.

What’s the best way to start the day? With a laugh and a pun.

There’s no place like home to experience all the feels.

Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

Life is like a salad. You can have it any way you want—with lettuce, with onions, and even with bacon on top.

what is the difference between a pun and a joke?

Welcome to old school, where the trends are all about you.

Don’t let the old-fashioned puns fool you. We know what the ‘PC’ really stands for.

In the olden days, if you wrote a bad pun, no one noticed. But now it has become so common that people just think of it as a way to express themselves.

My grandmother used to say, “It’s better to be safe than to be sorry”

Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening! How are you today?

You can’t change the world, but you can make it a little grander.

Let’s dream big. Let’s have fun. Let’s make a deal.

Don’t be afraid of the bad old days, because good old puns are here to stay

The kind of humor that will have you laughing out loud.

A good pun is like a beautiful woman, it takes one to know one.

Don’t get me wrong, I love a good pun. But when puns don’t make sense, I’m over them.

We’re not just making bread. We’re making bread with a twist

The older you get, the better your cartoons get. #GrossOut

Don’t let your pups be the ones to say “uncle.”

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to me. Here’s looking at you, kid.

Don’t judge a book by its cover, chances are you’ll be surprised just how much this book has to offer

If you don’t have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?

Old-fashioned? Nah…we’re all about the new-fangled.

The truth is, there’s no better way to catch your man than with a pun.

Make the most of Monday with a classic pair of kicks.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you grapefruit, make orange juice. And when life gives you puns, make more puns.

What’s the difference between a tea and a stain? Your tea.

We started out like a whisper, but we can’t be stopped.

Don’t be afraid of what others think. Be yourself, and when you’re doing something wrong, admit it and try to do better next time.

We’re gonna take the “old” out of “old fashioned” this week.

Fancy meets funky with this classic style that is sure to make a statement.

If you love puns, you’re going to have a blast with this one. And if puns aren’t your thing, at least you can appreciate the rareness of a two-for-one deal like this.

If you’re looking for the perfect gift for someone who is as clever and witty as you, we’ve got what you need.

Stand up straight, Sit down low. Be the best you that you can be.

The secret to a happy marriage? A lot of wine and a little bit of respect.

A man is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get

You can’t judge a book by its cover. But you should never judge a book by the cover—unless that book happens to be a typewriter!

A beautiful woman is like a bottle of fine wine. It takes time to appreciate its qualities…

To those who wear their heart on their sleeve.

What’s cooler than a pun? The answer: nothing. So get ready to laugh out loud with these timelessly funny jokes by some of the greatest comedians of all time.

You’re not the only one who’s feeling a little nostalgic about the good old days.

Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is by writing it down.

You’d be wise to choose me. I’ve got everything you need!

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.

When you put on your best suit, try not to crack a smile.

In life, you’ll never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Old fashion puns are a great way to make your next business meeting fun.

The best-smelling puns are the ones you make yourself

The best part of waking up early is the pun.

When your puns are this good, just shoot them out there.

It’s not enough to have an old fashion pun… You need to be old fashion enough to use it in your Instagram bio.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.

If you’re hungry for more puns, then click the link in our bio

The best way to get a ladie to do something is to ask her if she wants something, then give it to her.

You know the best part about being old? You can say words like ‘properly’ and ‘sans’ without anyone getting annoyed.

Hey, buddy. You can take the girl out of New York City, but you can’t take the New York City out of the girl

Old Fashioned Woman Quotes

Let’s be honest, sometimes all you need is a good old-fashioned woman.

You’re a modern woman. You should always be confidently feminine and never try to be something that you’re not.

She’s not afraid to get out of bed, pour herself a cup of coffee, and start her day.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have it all.

She’s not afraid to be herself, she doesn’t give a damn what anyone thinks and she is still out there having fun.

I’m not perfect, but I’m as close to perfect as you can get.

You can be whoever you want to be, but first you have to be yourself.

Take care of yourself. Take time for yourself. Read a book, go for a walk, and make mom some dinner—whatever makes you happy

I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I got rid of it.

If you’re looking for a definition of an old fashioned woman, use this phrase in your next conversation.

She’s an old fashioned woman. She knows how to get what she wants and where she wants it.

When you are a woman of substance, you are a woman of style.

A woman who loves to laugh and loves life as much as she loves fashion.

Women who have a little bit of grit, determination, and independence.

If you can’t be with the one, be with the ones who are just like her.

We’re not trying to be someone else—we just want to be ourselves.

I’m not wild and crazy, but I like to think of myself as a little bit of both.

Sometimes, all you need is a little old fashioned woman.

I am an old fashioned woman, but I like to keep up with the times.

Old fashioned women know what they want, and they go after it.

She knows how to make memories and create memories

How to be a strong and independent woman? Buy an old-fashioned camera and start doing your own thing.

I can’t help but smile when I look at this photo of my mom and her friends.

I’m the kind of girl who wears a bikini even when it’s cold outside.

You’re beautiful, you’re strong and you’re unique. You deserve to be loved.

When you’re confident, you look stunning regardless of what you’re wearing.

If you had a mind to, the world would be your oyster.

Old Fashioned Men Quotes

The classic, the timeless and the handsome – this is what a man looks like.

There’s no more classic look than a timeless tie.

We’re not just an old fashioned kind of place; we’re old-fashioned in every way.

We’re the kind of guys that make you feel old, but we’ll never be.

Man like a man, act like a man and you’ll keep your woman.

When your guy is a gentleman and knows how to treat a lady the right way.

If you’re looking for a man who will be your faithful companion, loyal to the death, and never falter in his promises, then I am your man.

They say that you can’t buy happiness. But a real man will buy you a six-pack of beer—and then drink it all by himself

There’s no better feeling than being able to pull on a crisp shirt and a pair of well-made shoes.

I can’t change the way I was. But I can learn to accept it and be at peace with my past.

The old-fashioned man is the only one who will save you.

Old fashioned men are just the way they are, and they don’t take no for an answer.

The old fashioned way to look and feel your best is with a good haircut, beard and mustache.

Real men are unapologetic about who they are and what they value. They’re not afraid to speak their minds, and they don’t apologize for being real.

We’re old-fashioned men. We don’t need to look out of the window to know what time it is. It’s always noon in here.

Don’t let the new fads keep you from what makes you great.

The way you wear your jacket to work is the biggest tip off that it’s not old fashioned.

When you’re looking for a black tie event, there’s no better time than the present.

You’re not a man unless you love a lady and make her feel like a queen (or at least as good as she can be).

I didn’t want this life, but what can I do? You see me, You love me and now you are stuck with me.

Our old fashioned men are all about a hearty breakfast and a good cup of coffee

The best men aren’t afraid to take risks and stand by their convictions.

Nothing says “I’m the kind of man who makes his own decisions and is confident enough to live with them” like a good old-fashioned mustache.

Trust. Loyalty. Valor. Respect. These are the things that make a man

The kind of men we dream of and the kind of men we settle for.

Go ahead and try to change us, we’re not changing. #menswearred

The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

They say a man should look like he’s ready for anything. And I’m always prepared.

There’s no better feeling than wearing something that you know your grandma would approve of.

That perfectly simple, old-fashioned look that makes you think of men who are real men.

Old fashioned men are still out there, and they can be found just about anywhere.

Old-Fashioned men are the kind that don’t have to have every single detail of their life explained to them before they go ahead and do it.

Never underestimate the power of a man who knows what he likes and isn’t afraid to say so.

If a man can’t be your favorite, then he’s your leader.

Holding on to the past and exploring new frontiers.

I love a man who’s faithful, who’s generous and always there for me.

They don’t want to be with you because they don’t know who they are. But if you can make them feel like a man again, then they’ll be yours forever.

We’re here to make you feel good, no matter what kind of day you’re having.

We’re not saying you should be one of these, but we are saying that if you’re not then make it happen now.

The memories we build here are only surpassed by the memories we make.

We’re looking for the old fashioned kind of men who know how to treat a lady right.

The men’s fashion industry is taking a step back in time.

When the no-nonsense, old-school style is your jam.

The most dangerous place on earth is where the power of old fashion men meet.

I’m a man’s man, with all the benefits and none of the drawbacks.

When you’re ready for something old-fashioned, we’ll be here for you.

When you’re old enough to have a beard, you’re old enough to know what’s up.

The old fashioned way to show you care: with a lunch date

We’re not trying to be a fashion trend. We’re wearing our jeans for more than just a look.

Don’t settle for less than what you deserve—be the best version of yourself.

Bold, strong, and a little bit retro—these are the men we’ve been waiting for.

We’re not afraid to be old-fashioned, we’re just trying to get back in touch with the past.

There are two types of men: those who grow up to be men and those who don’t.

The way you dress tells a lot about the kind of man you are.

Man up. Don’t be afraid of owning your old-fashioned style this season.

Old fashioned men know how to take care of a lady. They make her feel like a queen and keep her feeling that way all day long.

A classic man is defined by a simple belief:  he can make anything better.

Old fashioned men know to be ready for anything, while being able to focus on the important things in life.

If you’re looking for something old-fashioned, like a man who makes time to listen.

Our men’s collection is perfectly imperfect, just like the man who wears them.

A man’s got a duty to serve his woman, and we believe in old-fashioned values.

The good old days are still there, but we are the only ones who don’t get it.

To be a real man, you have to be able to take her out on Friday and make her scream your name.

I grew up on the block and I’ll never be old-fashioned, but there are still certain things that I hold true.

Life shouldn’t be about compromise. Life should be about finding the things that make you happy and sticking to them even when others may not understand or like it.

Old fashion men. They make the best kind of man.

Old-fashioned guys know how to make a girl feel special.

There’s nothing like a man with a strong, old-fashioned backbone.

Old fashioned men don’t need to be stylish, they just need to be themselves. #confidence

Our men are rugged, tough and always ready for anything.

Men have always been men, and that hasn’t changed.

Old fashioned men know how to treat a girl right: with respect, love and plenty of romance.

An old fashioned man is a man that doesn’t care what people think, and acts on his instincts. He knows what he wants, and goes after it!

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