Hilarious Joke that Will Make You Laugh
Pretend you are a caveman for a second and think about how easy your life must have been.
Now I’ve got one of those jokes. It’s funny because.
We’re not gonna lie, that was a pretty good joke.
When you think of an image that will make you laugh, what comes to mind right away?
No one is perfect but everyone can laugh at themselves.
If you don’t laugh today, we don’t know what tomorrow will bring
“What do you call a person who just admitted that he is a liar? A man of his word.”
I think the key to success is to find a job that you really hate but that pays really well.
It’s not always easy being a dog, I’ve seen it all. But one thing I do know is this: There are far worse things to be than a dog.
Sometimes the best jokes are the ones you think of on your own.
When you’re at the bar and someone says, “can I get a water?”
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then take a sip because it’s so amazing.
A man walks into a bar and asks for one shot. A man walks into a bar and asks for one shot.
What’s the difference between a lemon and a limousine?
I can handle the rain, but not the people who get wet.
There’s a big difference between a man and a woman when it comes to cuddling.
How many professional dogs does it take to get an executive dog? Well, just one, but you have to be a Certified Service Dog.
There is no greater joy than getting to laugh at someone else.
I got a scratch on my face, but it’s not from a fight. It’s from laughing too hard at this joke:
You’re not a bad person, you just have a bad sense of humor.
I love making jokes, but I hate when people laugh at them.
I’ve got a story to tell, but first I need to pat down my pants.
Did you just get out of the shower? Because that comment was totally inappropriate.
I know you’re probably thinking, “How did he get his hair that way?” but now you can relate to me.
Where did you get that awesome outfit? It’s like someone fell asleep in a fashion store and woke up with this costume.
Why would you eat a piece of chocolate after taking a bite out of a cookie? Because you’ll just get more chocolate
We all need a laugh every now and again, so here’s a funny joke for you:
Have you ever wanted to be a part of a joke? Well here’s your chance.
When your boss makes a joke about you… You laugh and smile. “Yeah, I got it!”
The only way to survive in our society is to be completely insane.
“If your car is making a weird noise, do not jump to conclusions. It is most likely your mind.”
Your mom thinks you’re smart. She’s probably right, but I’m going to tell you this one time: don’t go to college.
Oh and by the way, it’s good to laugh. Laughing makes me happy.
I can’t promise you this laugh will be funny, but I can promise you it’ll be something.
A joke is just a funny way of saying your balls hurt.
Don’t worry, you’re not the only one who likes to tweet some jokes.
What do you get when you cross a baby and a bear? A grizzly.
Hey, can I just say I’m glad we’re not in grade school anymore because there are no more jokes like this
How do you fix a crooked smile? A good dentist!
He’s a hard-working man who has a serious set of skills, but also likes to take his shirt off.
If your dad got a new car and you were so happy for him, what would you say?
Life’s too short to be unhappy. Don’t waste time on people who don’t make you happy.
The best way to make someone laugh is to tell them a joke.
Let’s face it, life is way too short to not have a good laugh once in a while.
When you are laughing so hard that you cry and need to stop watching the news
“Excuse me, but is that a beer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
What happens when you mix a chimpanzee, a panda, a gorilla and a lemur?
When you see a door, but don’t want to go through it.
Not sure why anyone would want to be anywhere else but here.
What do you call a guy with a head like an egg, a voice like a tuba and eyes like a potato?
When you’re stuck in traffic, but you can’t move cause your car is stuck in traffic.
A man walks into a bar and says, “I’m looking for a place that doesn’t serve food.”
I’m not a morning person. I prefer the evening, when things are fresh and the sun is down.
Do you like jokes? I think we’re going to have some fun with this.
The best thing about this joke is that it’s funny and ironic.
You know you’re funny when you get the whole room laughing
You know what is better than a good joke? A really bad joke.
I don’t know why, but I just felt like sharing a funny joke with my friends.
If you’re feeling a little “Stranger Things” this weekend, try out some of these great memes.
When you’re stressed, just think about how little your boss cares
How did the chicken cross the road? No, not with its feet. With a car!
All men should have a picture of themselves with their sneakers at the top of their phone.
Don’t be so hard on yourself. You’re not a bad person, you’re just being too hard on yourself!
Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends at School
We know you’re smart, but you’ve never been so funny.
Humor is one of those things that makes you seem smarter, younger, and more attractive.
When you’re talking to your friends and all you do is mention everything but the subject.
(Walk into the classroom) Hello everyone, I’m here to spread love and happiness.
Who’s the first person you think of when someone mentions school?
The days are long and the hours are short. Until we meet again. Good Luck! #school
You know I love you, but did you hear about the cat? He fell in a hole and his head got stuck.
“I thought this was an oral exam. I’m going to be bold and say I didn’t do my homework.”
You know what they say: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
If you can’t find something to be mad about, it’s probably because you’re complaining about everything.
It’s not a crime to have a crush on your teacher. It’s only when you look at them with the wrong kind of eyes that it becomes an obsession.
Your friends at school are the best. Here’s a list of funny jokes that they’re sure to love.
When the teacher asks what you learned in school today, you can respond with, “A new way to make my friends jealous of me.”
They’re at school, so what is one to do? Have a great conversation with the boys.
You’re the kind of person when I tell you a joke, your eyes widen like if you get a prize.
Don’t forget to bring your A+ game to school everyday, because you never know when you’re going to need a last-minute excuse
No matter how many times I tell this joke, I still don’t believe it.
I’m not saying I’m going to tell my teacher I went to school naked, but I wouldn’t mind if someone did.
I’m so high on life that I just can’t help laughing.
Why don’t you guys move to a different state? It’ll be less crowded!
I don’t know how to make pancakes, but I do know that if you ask for ‘pancakes’ at a restaurant and they serve you dumplings, that’s still a pretty good day.
We all have our guilty pleasures. Mine? A good fart joke
Going to school one day, a young man asked his dad: “Dad, what is the purpose of life?”
You know when you’re really stressed out, but you tell yourself to chill?
I went to school with a bunch of kids who were all smart as hell. And they were all wrong.
If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one who is with you.
I finished my book and now I’m reading the same thing over and over.
I can’t decide if I should be an astronaut or a magician
If you’re in middle school and have a friend who is stupid, let me know.
Your freshman year is going to be the best year of your life.
Be the first person in your school to buy a car, and drive it off with a beer in your hand.
You know you’re going to school when you’ve already memorized the signs for every exit in the building.
I don’t know how this happened, but I suddenly have an awesome idea for a movie.
You know what they say about a girl who knows how to dress? She’s a princess.
Hey, you remember when we were in gym class and I made the basketball hoop jump on its own?
Have you ever seen a pie chart? That’s the percentage breakdown of my face when I’m talking to you.
I told my teacher I’m leaving school because I can’t take it anymore. She told me to go home, but I said no.
I told my friend that I want to be a millionaire, and she replied, “I don’t mean to be rude but you know that you can’t.”
The group project was a piece of cake . . . until everyone started fighting over the icing.
When you’re in a hurry and your friend says, “Do you have time for a quick laugh?”
I’m not saying that to be funny, but I swear it works.
If you’re going to school, you need to know what to do.
We have the best teachers, but no time to go to them.
When the teacher asks you to raise your hand, what do you say?
Where do you hold your best conversations with friends?
People are like onions. The more you peel them, the more layers they have.
Crazy how you can be the smartest one in class and still not remember which classroom has the vending machine
What’s the difference between a bumble bee and a ladybug? You can put them both in your pocket.
Cheer up. Your friends will either laugh at you or think you’re a genius
A friend is someone who has your back and can kick you in the ass at the same time.
Let’s be honest, your friends are terrible. They’re always trying to get you to say something stupid and saying it.
I’m not saying that kids are smart. I’m just saying that they can be really, really stupid
It’s not easy being a student. But it’s even harder if you don’t have any friends
What’s the difference between your school and a comedy club? Comedy clubs don’t have check-in policies.
So I was walking down the street and this guy on a bike walks up to me and says “Where you going?” and I said, “I always walk.”
I accidentally shot myself in the face with my own gun.
What should you do if you see a student walking around with a 3 inch knife?
I went to the movies, and it was so dark I had to wear my shades.
My mom asked me if I wanted eggs or bacon for breakfast. I told her I don’t eat either. She said, “Interesting.”
Did you hear about the idiot who got caught skipping school? He had a note on his jacket, but it wasn’t where he thought it was.
Some people are in a bad mood. You know why? Too much coffee!
School is the only place where you can find a guy with a book in his hand, a girl with her hand in the air, and no feet on the ground.
You know that feeling when you are late for class and end up standing in the front of the room asking your teacher if it’s ok to be late?
Happy Friday! It’s almost weekend. Where are you? (hold your finger up)
I’ve been in this school for an hour and I already regret it.
I know this sounds crazy, but I’m actually feeling a little sad.
I saw a mouse. I waved at it, but it didn’t wave back.
I got arrested for jaywalking, but I’m still walking.
There’s a reason why we have to take turns brushing our teeth, and it isn’t because they’re real threats to our health.
I just can’t stop laughing. Somebody has to save me from this quest because I am not strong enough
The only way to get your friend to stop talking about their new puppy is to buy them a puppy.
School is out, kids. It’s time to celebrate summer break and get the heck out of there.
Did you hear about the kid whose parents got divorced? Guess what – he’s doing great in school!
I know this is the most difficult decision you’ll ever make: picking between your friends.
What’s the difference between a school bus and a yellow bus? A yellow bus has more kids on it.
Do you know how to make a coffee table? I’ll tell you if you can lift me.
The more you know, the more you realize that we’re all just nerds at heart. #nofilter
I was at a school party last night, and I noticed there was no valet. The valet was at the valet parker’s house.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was in a hurry.
Whatever happened to the girl in the back of class who always looked busy?
I’m not saying that I don’t like coffee. I love coffee. But it’s a little too much coffee for me. That is why I am coffee-free!
Funny TikTok Jokes to Tell Your Friends
TikTok is a platform for us to connect with our friends and family, make memories and have a good time. Here’s a top list of funny tik tok jokes for you guys:
Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t make videos on TikTok.
Always remember: They say the best way to find out who likes you is to ask your friends.
It’s Friday night and you’re in the mood for some good old-fashioned TikTok crafting. You open up your app, launch the camera and start filming a video.
Did you know that the TikTok app is the fastest growing app in the world?
You know what’s better than a hotdog? A fidget spinner.
if you’re considering starting a tiktok account, here are the top 10 reasons why it could be a good idea.
If you’re going to break up with someone, make sure it’s your best friend.
I love my friends so much, I can’t stand the thought of them leaving me.
If you’re going to be late, make it a special occasion.
I’d like to share a secret about the Internet: You’ll never see the same meme twice.
What do you call an elementary school? A graveyard. What is the name of the round object you see in the sky? The Moon.
If you’re looking to get your friends a laugh, try these funny TIKOTOK jokes.
Gotta keep your friends entertained. Here’s some jokes for you guys
I’ve been asking my friends what their favorite TikTok videos are, and I’m getting some pretty funny answers. Here are 10 of my favorites!
For when you really need to let your friends know that you’re giving them the side-eye
If you tell a joke about farting, the audience will laugh. If you tell a joke about farting and make it rhyme, everyone will think you’re hilarious.
Like it’s never been easier to make friends (and enemies) with your phone
I got a new phone that’s a little bit smaller and a lot of fun.
A dog thinks her owners are the funniest people she’s ever met. A cat thinks they’re the dumbest.
I’ve been looking for a reason to use the word “double” in a sentence, and now I have one.
Don’t forget to always be yourself. The greatest success is to be your own person, and never lose your sense of humor.
Just because you can’t eat them all in one sitting, doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy them!
A couple has their first fight. The wife says, “I want a divorce!” The husband replies, “But I was having such a good dream.”
You know you’re a true friend when you can make them laugh.
You know you’re a true friend when you make a joke about your friend’s pet dog
This TikTok user is telling you to stop being a spectator and start doing your share.
We’re not making this up: it was reported that 21% of teens in America take TikTok.
When you’re hanging with your friends, but you don’t know if they were the one to discover Snapchat.
I want to show you something. This is my car, the one I was talking about.
What’s the difference between a bucket and a tiktok? If you drop it, it will keep going.
What are you doing? I’m watching YouTube videos on my phone
When someone’s video is so good, you’re actually in awe.
I’m not sure what’s in this drink, but I can’t stop drinking it.
Tell your friends, who have never uploaded a video to TikTok.
If you think it’s funny, I’ll be laughing all the way to jail.
This is the text my friend sent me when she asked why I was going to “that party with all the noobs”.
Don’t drop the ball! You never know when a good joke will come in handy.
My dog likes your cat. He also thinks my cat is cute too.
I’m tired of you boys and girls. I want a girlfriend.
You know what I love? Being able to post a video of myself doing something and then having people ask: “Hey, when’s your next video?”
I’m telling you, this is gonna be the best year ever
You guys, I got married yesterday. You’re gonna love this
You know how you get in a fight with a friend and say, “Give me one good reason,” but your friend just says, “I don’t have to give you one?”
Someone should really tell these guys that the barista is not their girlfriend.
I want to go grab a cup of coffee with you, but I don’t know how to make my voice sound like a coffee commercial.
The best part of our day is waking up, because we get to spend it with you!
What’s the difference between a haircut, and a mullet?
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer, then takes a sip. He asks the bartender, “Is this beer good?” The bartender answers, “Yes. It’s not tap water.”
The key to getting a joke is having the right punch line. Here are some funny tiktok jokes to tell your friends #tiktokjokes
Get ready to laugh your head off and maybe even have an awkward moment with these funny tiktok jokes
Your mom is so boring, she makes TikTok videos to entertain her friends.
Here’s to the friends who are always there for you, who face the world together and keep you laughing.
We all have days that are just the worst, right? Well, these jokes will make it better!
If you’re gonna be a firework, at least be a pretty one.
It’s weird but it’s ok. If you’re weird and it’s ok, then that means I’m weird and I’m ok!
You don’t have to be a genius to work in this world. You just need a little bit of common sense and confidence
The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.
You know when you’re in class and the teacher lectures on how to write a thesis? I say, no more class, it’s time to go home!
The best way to make friends? Make a funny tiktok joke, of course.
to keep your friends entertained, you can always go for funny tiktok jokes.
Tell your friends that you thought of them when you created this funny tiktok joke.
Don’t forget to send this to all your friends who don’t understand the power of TikTok
You asked for it and we delivered. Check out our hilarious tiktok jokes that will make your friends laugh so hard they’ll forget their phones are on
Don’t waste these precious moments, give them life with our funny tiktok jokes.
I’m not watching this! I’m just going to post the best TikTok of my life.
The most important thing in life is to make sure you have enough jokes to tell your friends.
If you’re not laughing at something someone says, then it’s probably not funny.
“You’re the person who would make a good girlfriend, but you only date cats.”
The owner of this business is setting up a holiday card photo shoot… but she wants to make it totally original!
