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Hidden Stoner Quotes and Captions for Instagram
• The only thing better than a stoner is the stonedness that comes from hiding it from the world around you.
• Smoking stoners are everywhere. So, let’s make it easier to find them at work.
• Hidden in plain sight, get high on the list this weekend.
• Smoke. Weed. Whatever you call it, we do.
• The best thing about being stoned all the time is that you don’t have to buy anything. #EverybodyIsAstoned
• You know it’s time to roll when you can’t tell the difference between stoned and sober.☺
• There are lots of ways to get baked. This one’s a little hidden.
• Want to get high? Check out the best brands to buy when you’re looking for a new high.
• We’re not hiding anything: We’re Doing it right.
• You’ve been out in the sun too long, it’s time to come inside and see what we have on tap for you.
• Only one question: Did you get your fix?
• Have you ever been to a place and felt like it was your own little universe? Well, that’s how I feel outside of work.
• Nothing tastes like freedom, baby.
• If you’re looking for the best place to go stoned in town, then you found it. We’re the best of both worlds: quality weed, great people, and spectacular views.
• Hey there, stoner. Can I have a hit?
• Hey, this is a good time to get stoned.
• Hey, I’ve been doing some really good work. I’m stinking up this page with the best bud that’s ever made it to my lips
• There’s no better feeling than sneaking off to a secret location while feeling high on life.
• Life is a party, smoke weed and has fun
• Come see what we’re hiding under our blazer…
• Hey, let’s get high together. No judgment here.
• We’re not hiding this. We’re just living our lives.
• Throw on your best outfit and roll out.
• There is a place where the grass is always greener.
• High in the summer, high in the fall
• If you’re looking for a way to hide your stoner status, I have found one! 😎
• Don’t let anyone know you’re a stoner 🌱
• Marijuana. There’s no place like it. And there’s nothing quite like being at home in front of a big screen on a Friday night with friends and an ice-cold beer in your hand.
• You can’t smoke weed, but you can roll a blunt 😎
• Smoking, it’s not just for getting high anymore.
• Stay out of trouble with a joint.
• We got the secret handshake, we got the lingo and we got the buzz. 🍄
• We’re happy, high, and feeling all right… but don’t tell anyone we said that.
• I don’t light up to impress you—I light up to take over the room.
• The good life is one where you don’t have to be on a schedule. 😲
• Don’t let the good times stop, keep on stoking.
• You’re welcome for the hidden stoner gif.
• There’s a secret stoner code that you learn when you spend too much time with people who smoke. You can’t be a regular stoner without learning it.
• Let’s keep it real. You’ve been out here smoking weed, haven’t you?
• You may not know this about us, but we’re so stoned that our product packaging looks like high-quality art. What do you think? 😂
• Hiding in the back seat of your ride, waiting for the perfect moment to roll up.
• if you’re going to consume cannabis, make sure you do it when no one is looking.
• I thought it was cool growing up in the 80s that weed was illegal. I couldn’t wait to get high, think about the future, and make music with my friends.
• This is what happens when you smoke a blunt while drinking breakfast.
• If you’re looking for a place to chill, go here.
• That feeling when you’re on the verge of getting high and your homie has to remind you it’s not time yet 😎
• We all love a good smoke session, but let’s face it—smoking outside is illegal.
• I’ve been smoking, since I was a kid.
• Feeling like someone’s watching you
• Get high and go. No rules here. #HiddenStoner
• Hidden behind a fake smile and carefully planned outfits, these stoners are keeping it real.
• Weed is for people who like to keep it real.
• We’re not just your regular pot dealer—we offer a whole new experience.
• Just because you’re stoned doesn’t mean you can’t do your own dishes.
• The perfect way to hide your stash.
• We don’t need your approval, just a joint.
• Life’s too short to be anything but happy. Enjoy the ride!
• When you’re baked, the world’s a better place.
• You’ll have to pardon the language. It’s our secret stash.
• Don’t hide your stoner life, let’s be proud of it
• The only way to get stoned is to hide it from your family
• The only thing better than a bag of weed is a bag of weed in your car
• It’s time to get stoned, again. #420
• You’re smoking weed, and we love it.✨
• If you love weed as much as we do, then this shirt is a must-have.
• What’s your high all about? #stonerchill
• Under the radar of social media, there’s a fire in our hearts. It is lit. We’re smoking.
• Getting baked with friends or alone. It’s all good.
• This is what happens when you let the good times roll.💨
• You don’t know what you got till it’s gone.
• We love a good hidden stoner selfie.
• The best stoners are the ones who hide their cannabis from the public.
• If you’re in need of a 420 fix, we’ve got your back. 🍻💯
• Smoking weed is like having an invisible best friend.
• Nothing says ‘weekend’ like a batch of killer weed 👌
• If you don’t smoke, then you’re not a stoner.
• Weed should be legal in all 50 states.
• You’ll know you’re stoned when you don’t feel like your body is on fire but still want to do a handstand.
• I’d rather smoke a blunt and watch the sun go down
• If you see me coming down the street, don’t be alarmed. I’m just high AF
• You don’t need to be high to smoke.
• Come out, come out, wherever you are. We’re here to help you 🌳 💨
• Let’s slow down, and enjoy a quick puff together.
• More than a buzz, it’s a feeling—the sense that you’re not alone in the world.
• This is the official hidden stoner game.
• We don’t need to hide the fact that we are stoners. Welcoming everybody in a subtle way 😎
• I’m perfecting the art of being stoned and not looking like a slacker.
• There is no denying it, you’re stoned.
• If you’re not stoned, you’re not doing it right. It’s the law
• Wanna know what happens when you get high and stay up late?
• The best part of waking up isn’t the first cup of coffee, it’s the fact that you’re still stoned and can start the day right 🤘
• been smoking a little bit, but haven’t been doing too bad.
• Weed doesn’t make you weak, it makes you strong.
• The secret to a beautiful summer is: getting baked.
• It’s the kind of high that can’t be found anywhere else.
• I was in the back of a car, and I didn’t know it.
• If you’re looking for a high, you’d better get on it. 😎
• This is my dream come true.
• Don’t panic. We’re not here to ruin your high. We’re just here to show you where to get some of the best low-key stoner joints in your hood!
• Hey, stoner. This is your phone right now.
• “A few hits from this joint and your eyes will roll back into your head, stoned out of your mind.”
• Hey stoners, you know what time it is! I say don’t hold back.✨
• I have an addiction to weed that I can’t control.
• Hey, guys! Feel like doing something stoned? 🥊🍁☀
• If you’re looking for a place to smoke, this place is perfect.
• Weed is good, and drug testing is bad.
• It’s not just a name, it’s what you are. It’s time to come out of the closet…
• It’s only natural to get higher on life
• Ha! You’ve found us. The hidden stoner is here to help you stay clearheaded and high on life.
• If you’re not high, then what are you doing? (Insert a secret weed joke here.)
• The best part about smoking weed is when you literally don’t know what to do with your hands.
• Wanna get high? This one’s for you.
• So you thought weed got you high?
• Hey bud, if you’re reading this, you might be stoned enough to ignore this. But if you are, then simply hit the like button on the screen and follow us for more.
• We all know you’re hiding somewhere in the kitchen right now, but don’t forget that there’s something better than alcohol.
• The best part about being stoned: Asking yourself, “What’s my motivation?” and accepting the answer.
• We’re just chillin’, smoking some herb, and loving this life. 💨
• Cannabis is the cure for everything, even dry mouth.
• Hidden stash spot, you say? The front seat of your car.
• You can find us anywhere, we just don’t care.
• From the first puff to the last, the most satisfying way to relax is in a secret hideaway 💨🗑
• Hey, don’t judge me, but I’ve got a feeling that weekend is going to be epic.
• It’s always a good time to get baked.
• If you want to stay hidden, you don’t pull out your joint in public.
• When you’re high and you need to get a little privacy, just text someone.
• “Don’t be a stoner. Be the man you want to be, not the man they want you to be.”
• There’s a weed lying in wait for you.
• In case you were wondering, this is what it looks like when you’re stoned.
• This is a cigarette, but it’s not what you think. It’s actually a medical marijuana card.
• When you go to grab the bong but your hand doesn’t want to leave the couch.
• That feeling where you’re about to get high but you don’t want the world to know that 😎
• What’s the vibe? It’s a little story, a little sleepy, and very tasty.
• Fruity and delicious, the subtle kick these joints pack can’t be beaten. 🍂
• Don’t look so high if you want to keep your head on straight.
• Do you hide stoning like a bad habit or do you embrace it?
• So good, even the most well-hidden stoners need to chill out.
• When you want to hide your weed but still let it be known that you’re stoned #stonerstagram
• Making its way to the top of the weed industry. 👌
• Reach for the stars, smoke a peace, and tell the world you’re stoned.
• We’ve hidden enough bud to last you a lifetime.
• Let us teach you how to smoke the perfect joint.
• We’re not all stoned, but we’re all happy.
• We’re not hiding, we’re sneaking.
• Hey, if you’re smoking right now…we’re excited to meet you. Cheers!
• Breaking stereotypes and having a good time.
• Walking with a purpose, I can’t deny. Smoke it loud and enjoy life.
• This is our regular look. But if you ask us, it’s more like a secret look.
• We’re high, but we got this. 💨 🌳 🌲 💨
• Hidden stoner: A person who smokes marijuana but doesn’t want to admit it.
• Hidden stoner: a person who is just as high as everyone else.
• We’re not just your average weed company. We’re a modern, progressive company with a true sense of social responsibility.
• Feeling like a stoner after a night on the town 😎 . . . . . #420
• Just got so stoned I could barely see over the table.
• You will not believe what we’re smoking behind closed doors!
• This is the real deal, keep your glass high.
• If you’re looking for something to do this weekend, just remember: The world is ours.
• Gonna be a good day, and I don’t know why.
• If it’s good enough for the president, then it’s good enough for you. 😎
• The secret to being a stoner? All you need is love.
• If you’re looking for the perfect place to spend your next 420 days, you’ve come to the right place.
• Cheers to the stoners who are looking like they’re smiling from ear to ear.
• This is the moment you’ve been waiting for. The weed is fire, the music is a blunt…and you’re about to light it up.
• Weed is bad for you and you should probably stop doing it.
• I may be stoned, but I’m not dead.
• Weed is a plant. And it’s still illegal in some states. Watch this video to learn more about the current state of cannabis and how it affects your health, relationships, and overall way of life.
• We’re pretty sure this is the most cringe-inducing thing we’ve ever seen.
• Weed is a powerful medicine that should be made legal, especially in the context of medical treatment.
• Here’s to the days where we enjoy our favorite activities in secret 😎
• Just a little puff of something to help me get through this long week.
• Let’s take it to the next level and have some fun with what we have.
• Layers, layers, and more layers. What is your favorite way to hide your secret stoner lifestyle?
• We’re all stoners, and we’re proud of it.
• Meet the boy who hides his joint from his parents and smokes in the basement.
• I’m a stoner. I’m not ashamed. I like to get high and have some fun 🎃
• Hello, my name is cannabis. Have you seen me?
• Weed, cheese, and wine. We’re all doing it right now, so you can too.
• In case you didn’t know, we’re the ones who get high and go to parties.
• They don’t call it the Haze for nothing, guys.
• Life is good when hidden away in the shade of trees.
• You can’t tell me that you haven’t tried it.
• Hey, this is a hidden stash. So secret it’s illegal.
• Stoner alert: this dope is super potent, so be careful.
• Sneak a hit of the best herb on the planet.
• We’re not stoners. We’re just high on life.
• I’m neither a stoner nor a lightweight. I’m just a human who enjoys both cannabis and beer.
• 🦂🎧Weed is the best medicine.
• It’s always a good time to get high.
• Hey, bud! You’re on my turf. Turn your shit off.
• It’s not a secret that we can get real high. 😳
• You’re high, you’re cool and you should be proud! We don’t judge.
• You never know when you might need a little help getting through the day.
• There’s nothing like a little high to make you feel like you can conquer the world.
• I’m going to have a nice, relaxing time.
• It seems like a good idea to throw on a shirt and tie for a secret meeting of #stoners.
• You can’t hide from the weed, so why the hell should you hide from us?
• Waiting for the perfect time to get stoned.
• If you’re stoned, at least you can pretend to be a good driver.
• When you’re high and hidden, it’s hard to tell which one you are.
• A place where you can get high
• No one can see you when you’re stoned.
• So stoned you don’t even know what day it is.
• #Weed is not a drug. It’s medicine.
• Nobody said that pot was supposed to be easy. But at least you got something out of it this time.
• The only real high is you getting high with some friends.
• This is the real stuff, folks. No BS.
• The best way to smoke weed is to hide it in plain sight.
• Just because you’re a stoner, doesn’t mean you have to look like one.
• Hey, you ain’t no stoner when you gotta work.
• Got it stoned and ready to go.
• Smoke up, get high, and enjoy life.
• There’s a 420 party in the sky.
• The trees are quiet, the leaves are still. I’m in a state of blissful stoners.
• “This stuff is actually kind of good, don’t worry.”
• If you want to enjoy a good smoke, you’ve got to keep your eyes peeled.
• You don’t have to be high to rock these.
• When you’re high, it feels like the clouds are made of chocolate cake and you can @-
• Oh yeah, don’t mind me. I’m just chilling in the corner with my bud 😎
• The best way to get a bowl going is to light it up. Bliss. Smoke on.
• Let’s not pretend to be something we’re not.
• We’re not talking about the hidden stoner in your family, we’re talking about the hidden stoner in you.
• We’re all about getting high, but we’ll still be the first to tell you that the dankest is always hidden.
• High above it all, hidden among the clouds. #stonerchic
• Hey, fellow stoners. Do you like this picture? Yeah me too. This is my secret stash. I only share it with you guys.
• Stoners: we’ve got your back. ✌🏼
• Smoke weed and make plans for the weekend! 🌞💨
• You can’t get high without weed. You can’t get high without weed. You can’t get high without weed.
• The secret to getting high 😱
• The secret to a good night is a good day, with the right bud.
• We’ve got the perfect secret stash for that 420 feelings.
• If you’re looking to get lit but don’t know where to start, let us be your guide.
• Did a little of this and a little of that.
• All the stoners are here, but only one is hiding.
• “What a great time to be a stoner.”
• If you find yourself with a few minutes to spare, check out our Instagram page for some of the best stoner content around.
• Chill out, this isn’t a game. We’re all stoners here. 😎🌴
• If you found this on the tip of your tongue, then you’re not just a stoner, but also a genius. 😂
• You just got stoned. Let the good times roll!
• Smoking weed is my therapy and you’re welcome to join me.
• The best way to smoke out is to get high
• Do you know what time it is? It’s time to get high.
• This is how you do a bong rip.
• It’s that time again….Where the hell are you hiding your stash?
• That moment when you’re high and realize that it’s a good time to take out the trash.
• What’s a stoner without his favorite joint? Get ready to get baked with our new ad featuring secret celebrity stoners . . .
• So you’re a stoner, but you don’t want to own up to it! Well, this is for you.
• We’re not stoners. We’re just regular people with a taste for cannabis.
• I’m a stoner, and I’m okay with that.
• If you’re looking for a secret place to smoke, look no further. ☀️
• Stoked to be a part of the daily weed habit. 😎
• We’ve got the perfect strain for a good time
• I smoke weed in the dark, like a vampire.
• When the world around you is falling apart, it’s time to get stoned.
• You don’t even realize how stoned you are until you stop drinking
• When you’re feeling the munchies and want a snack but don’t want anyone to know, just grab these.
• This is the perfect place to stargaze and smoke.