Funny Wedding Anniversary Instagram Captions for Parents

Couples celebrating their anniversary might be tempted to post their special day on social media, however, it could not be easy to come up with funny wedding anniversary Instagram captions for parents. After all, you are too busy doing more important things rather than coming up with a funny caption for your Instagram post. So instead, we have done the work for you here.

Funny Wedding Anniversary Instagram Captions for Parents

• We got married one day, and I’ve loved you every day since. I can’t wait to be your old man!

• While you were busy making me, did you ever think that I’d be making you? There’s a name for parents like you. You’re called “Parents.”

• Twenty years ago, we got married. Now we’re just doing our own thing.

• Thick as thieves and twice as loud. We love you, mom and dad! 🥂🎉

• Hanging out in a card shop, making jokes with the greeting cards.

• Feels like it was just last year that we took our vows on this day at the park 🤷🏽‍♀️

• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

• Just like marriage, it’s always good to start things off with a clean slate. 💜

• Year after year, you will be together for the next 50 years 😉

• Did you know? I married my best friend. How smart am I?

• It’s hard for a mother to be so close to her children that she can feel what they’re feeling and know what they’re thinking. But this is the wonder of motherhood.

• We’ve been arguing for 40 years about who’s turn it is to take out the trash. I guess it’s time we agree to disagree.

• We’ve been together 20 years and we’re still going strong. 😝 Happy anniversary to us!

• Marriage is a beautiful thing—if you survive it, that is. 😊

• When you get old, it’s inevitable that your children will still play pranks on you.

• The happiest day of all is your anniversary, and the saddest day of all is the day you forget to celebrate it.😂

• One year of marriage down, ninety-nine more to go. (Or something like that.)

• The secret to a successful marriage is to have the same last name.

• Trickled down the aisle, 10 years today. Don’t let our kids persuade you to renew. #10YearAnniversary

• What’s worse than forgetting your anniversary? Remembering, but being somewhere else. 😛

• Enjoying our 2nd decade of married life together! May you have 100 more 💑😊

• Looking back on the past year with my favorite guy. #happilymarried

• When we got married, I told you that the first thing we’d do together would be to take a trip around the world. The second thing was getting these tattoos.

• How did we get older?! Oh right, the beer. Happy 1st anniversary to us 😘

• Most people are caught up in their own lives and forget to acknowledge this day. If you can’t celebrate, at least respect it.

• Happy anniversary Mom + Dad. Here’s to 50 more years of embarrassing photos… 😜

• You can leave your friends, you can leave your family, but you can never leave your partner. . . . #anniversary #anniversaryquotes

• What is extra entertaining than a photo of the two of you? A photo of the two of you that you forgot to edit.

• If we were to get married all over again, I wouldn’t change a thing. 😊😉#HappyAnniversary

• On our wedding day, I was so nervous I nearly said ‘I’ll take the whole cake’. Now here we are, celebrating our anniversary.

• We’re not saying we’re better than our parents… but the kids are definitely better behaved. 😎

• Many years from now, when I’m sitting across from you at the nursing home, don’t even act like you don’t know me.😉

• Happy Anniversary to my favorite guy – and the reason I can’t dance. 😎😉

• We’ve been married long enough to know that we’re still arguing about the right way to load the dishwasher. 🥰

• It’s been __ years since the first time you told me to put the toilet seat down. I’m still waiting for you to do the same.

• Has it really been a year since you said “I Do?” How time flies when you’re having fun. Happy Anniversary, parents!

• Your anniversary is a perfect excuse to celebrate the fact that you’re still not legally allowed to divorce each other.

• What’s better than celebrating 25 years together? Celebrating 25 years of marriage with no reason at all. #JustBecause

• Hanging in there for 50 years. Happy anniversary Mom and Dad! We love you to the moon and back! 😻👵🏼

• We just celebrated our 21st anniversary of being married to each other.

• We went from Mr. & Mrs. to Mr. and Mrs. “and the kids.” this year 😂😂

• Our anniversary is a celebration of the choices we made for love and life. Happy anniversary to my best friend, partner, and companion through everything. 😘👩🏻

• Just when we thought we couldn’t love you more, you pull this out of the bag. Happy Anniversary!

• You are the longest-lasting relationship I’ve ever had 😂😭

• You have my heart, you have my dog’s name, you have my last name. You have all of me. Happy anniversary.

• Anniversary to us was always a good time to try and get some alone time. But having kids sorta ruined that…

• We’ve been married for so long, it feels like we have been in a relationship with each other since before we were born. 💑

• Anniversary and don’t know what to buy? Get a box of chocolates and re-gift it next year.

• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.

• How will your marriage be celebrating its anniversary?

• You’re not stuck with me, you chose me. Happy Anniversary Mom!

• When you realize you’ve been married longer than some of your friends have even been alive. 😂🎶

• When you’re married to the right person, it’s not so much marriage as it is a perpetual date night. 💕

• we’re celebrating 25 years of marriage and cookies. We made it 💐

• We’ve spent so many years together that there’s just no way we can’t be right for each other. Happy anniversary! 💑

• We have been married for 18 years. That’s like 180 in dog years. It’s true. I did the math.

• Happy anniversary to the two of us—I can’t believe it’s been half a century since we met and decided to spend the rest of our lives together!

• The key to a long marriage? Share everything—including the bathroom.

• What a long, strange trip it’s been. Happy Anniversary, honey!

• Husband: The only thing you love more than beards is me.

• We haven’t always agreed, but there’s one thing we’ve never debated: we are a team. I love you! 💏💑

• We’ve made it past the six year itch and into the seven-year skitch!

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes for Wife

• You’ve stuck by my side more than in my pasta. Happy anniversary, dear wife!

• ✔️Was married on May 1st ✔️Has been married for 9 months ✔️Will continue to be madly in love for 90 more years

• You’re my forever person, and I’m yours. Happy anniversary! 💍

• Engagement, Proposal, Marriage, Anniversary, and then Inception. 😉

• We might still be newly-weds and have a lifetime of anniversaries ahead of us, but this one felt amazing and worth celebrating. Happy Nth Anniversary, my love!

• Today is a good day to remember just how lucky I am *blows kiss*. Happy Anniversary to my partner in crime.

• It’s been 5 years since I fell in love with this goofball! Happy anniversary, my love!

• When you were born the doctor looked at me and said “Congratulations, you have a new son” When I told him it’s a girl he said “how’s she gonna grow hair.

• We’ve been married for 20 years, but for most of those, I didn’t have a mustache.

• What year is it? Oh, right. I remember. It’s our anniversary!

• Happy Anniversary! Because guess what? It was all a dream 😁.

• Happy anniversary to the person who taught me that it’s okay to talk with my mouth full and to be a walking stereotype. 😜💕

• Do you know how some people collect magnets? We collect countries.

• We’ve been through a lot over the last decade. Hope this next decade is even better!

• Married couples should have as much fun on their wedding anniversary as they did on their wedding day.

• I’ve loved you all my life, it has just taken me this long to find you. Happy Anniversary!

• Happy Anniversary! The most memorable thing about our first anniversary was that I forgot it. 😅

• We’ve been together longer than most people spend on a first date.

• He was so nervous before the wedding that he changed his name to hers

• I love you like I love a good Cabernet: Smooth and rich but without the headaches. Happy anniversary to my favorite girl!

• It’s our anniversary today, but she’ll love this card more if I don’t tell her what day it is. 🙈

• Because we’re celebrating 25 years of being married to this handsome guy and we can’t wait to make that 100.

• When you are married for so long, there’s only one thing left to do: wear pants together. ❤

• One year was great, but fifty sounds better. Happy anniversary, babe!🍰

• Just friends huh? How many times are you gonna make me eat these worms before I get to kiss you?

• *toast* to the person who wipes off your lipstick before it ends up on my shirt 😉

• Let’s be honest: how we spend our time is far more important than how we spend our money.

• How many years has it been? Let’s count. 😏

• Tonight’s the big night. There’s a special dish in the oven and it only requires one ingredient. Time.

• A wedding anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today and the dreams of tomorrow.

• They’ve been married for a quarter of forever. Happy 25th anniversary to my in-laws!

• Kisses for every year of our marriage. 😘

• It doesn’t matter how many years you’ve been together, but the number of smilies you’ve shared.

• 10 years means another 10 years of marriage to this babe, who has my heart growing fonder every year. 💕

• I will always love you in all your cheesy, sappy, chocolatey glory ❤️

• It’s our anniversary which means we have had more time to annoy each other.

• Anniversaries are a time to celebrate the people who have made you laugh… and the people who have made you cry 😉

• Our first year was awkward, but things have been great for two decades—and counting.

• This is what 30 years of responsibility looks like 😳 #oops

• Old age is when you know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

• You’ve given me a reason to be the best I can be—and that’s why I love you. Happy Anniversary, honey!

• Just one more year of marriage and you’ll be over the hill, Sweetheart.

• In every kiss, a little bit of love’s true flavor. In every hug, a little touch of love’s embrace. Happy anniversary to my best friend, love of my life.

• Looking forward to another amazing year of marriage together. 💑

• We’ve been together so long, I’m starting to lose track of who I am. Luckily, you’re really good with computers! Happy anniversary! 😀

• Loving you was the right thing to do, and marrying you was the best thing I ever did.

• I married my best friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, and love.

• You really married that guy?

• We’ve been married a while now, and I’m still waiting for you to make something of yourself.

• Cheers to four years of being this amazing couple. Here’s to many, many more. 🍾🎉

• 10 years is a huge milestone, so what better way to say “happy anniversary” than with a giant number? 💐

• Happy anniversary, it’s been 365 days since we created a hell on earth. 💘😉

• Looking forward to the next X years! 😉

• 1st Anniversary: We fight like we have a reason to fight.

 Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes

• You may not be my first date, kiss, or love, but you definitely gave me the best wedding anniversary. Happy Anniversary ❤️

• Our wedding anniversary is tomorrow. Hope it’s not busy at the restaurant.

• If you love me, you’d think this was hilarious… Happy Anniversary.

• Happy Anniversary to my sweetheart and my soul mate. I love you even when you forget our anniversary.

• How do you plan on celebrating your anniversary?

• We’ve been married for [X] years, and I have to say it’s been a blissful marriage ever since! 😉

• Best friends for 50 years, still the best.

• Even after all these years together, you still catch me looking at you like it’s the first time. 🥂

• We’ve been together for a total of four hundred and fifty-nine years. Wow, time flies.

• You have this day and all the tomorrows in your life to love. –William Shakespeare

• We’ve been married for 30 years. Isn’t it about time that I get to be the boss?

• Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight and it might die, but just let it fly, and it’ll come back.

• Here’s to the ones who made it last…

• We’re celebrating our wedding anniversary today. I’m so lucky to be married to my best friend, who lets me teach him how to use Snapchat.

• I am the cheese to your macaroni, the bacon to your eggs, and the Cool-Whip to your pie. I’m glad we’re together. Happy anniversary!

• Happy anniversary to my favorite guy. You make every day of our life together a great adventure. ❤️

• Gettin’ hitched is a beautiful thing. So, whether it’s your first anniversary or your hundred and first, we’re here for you.

• Be it twenty, forty, or sixty years of marriage, the one thing that has not changed is that we are still celebrating the same day twice a year!

• We’ve loved and laughed through the years. Time flies when you’re having fun.

• Happy Anniversary, you old pair of shoes 🙋🏼‍♂️

• Our first year was rocky, but it sure was a blast. Happy Anniversary.

• Ever since you said “Yes” 10 years ago, you’ve been the most delicious part of my cookie.

• And here’s to the next 50 years of happy returns 💐🎂

• It’s our anniversary! You know what that means, right? Another year of coffee and napping together. ❤ 😍

• Blessed to have you in my life for the last

• It’s been years since we were obsessed with legos.

• Anniversary date after wedding quote

• You know it’s #weddinganniversary when you’re happily married, happily exhausted, and happily eating ice cream at 10:24 pm on a Tuesday. 😜

• A wedding anniversary is a nice time to appreciate how becoming you’ve become 😉

• Our wedding anniversary on the 22 nd of May, is a special time of year, it’s just as great today as it was then… and probably will be in another 23 years.

• Happy early wedding anniversary to me and my other half 😘

• Three weeks after our anniversary and he still hasn’t taken down all the photos of me in our wedding album. #anniversary

• A lot can happen between the first kiss and the last. Happy Anniversary!

• We didn’t plan on getting married at first, but after spending a year together, we realized that we are the perfect couple.

• We’ve been through some hard times, but you still bring a smile to my face. Happy anniversary.

• Let’s be cheesy. How are we celebrating our anniversary?

• It’s been 50 years since we met and it feels like I just met you yesterday. Happy Anniversary, honey. ❤

• Did you know that a single Rose has 6 different meanings, one of them being I Love You… (on this special day)

• Ten years down, forever to go. 💑

• Yesterday was the last time I’m giving you advice.

• If I could do it over, I’d put the alphabet in alphabetical order. 💤 📚

 Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

• I love you more today than yesterday and will love you more tomorrow than today. Happy wedding anniversary.

• Hey honey, we’ve been married for 2 yrs today🎉.Thanks for putting up with me this long XO

• You make me feel like every day is our anniversary

• Being together since the Jurassic Period has been pretty dang special. Congrats on your anniversary with this gift card.

• When a lock and key love each other very much… they get married 😊

• Time heals all wounds, but not this one. Twenty years ago today, I married my best friend. 💏 💑

• You were there when I was young, and now I am old enough to take care of you. May we both be around to see our kids graduate college together. 🎓🍼

• Happy anniversary to my favorite girl and guy. 😍

• You and I have shared some serious laughs over the years. Here’s to a lifetime of laughter!

• It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full 5 minutes.

• You may just be the one I needed.

• Here’s looking at you, kid. You know, a decade sure flew by.

• We made it to the other side! #levelup

• Happy anniversary to the two most shallow people I know, who have been married for over 25 years.

• A good marriage is not a out of romance, but out of friendship. Thanks for being my friend. 💑

• How do you know we’re celebrating our anniversary right? I’m wearing what you wore on our first date. 😉

• Just a reminder that the more you argue, the longer the marriage. 😉

• You know you’ve succeeded in life when all the streets that used to be named after you are now named in honor of your wife.

• We’ve been together so long, we’ve been to every Ikea in the US. 😏

• If you’re going to take the plunge, take it with someone you love!

• You might not always be the same person you are today. And that’s okay.

• 10 years…still going strong like a fine wine.🍷

• The older that we get, the better we were.

• So you survived… but for how long? ☀🍾

Happy Wedding Anniversary Funny

• Happy wedding anniversary to the most handsome husband and father. I am so lucky everyday to call you mine.

• 😆🎂 Happy Wedding Anniversary to Us! 😁

• Wedding anniversary to you! Here’s wishing you love and laughter all day long.

• I’ve got you like a bag of chips. It’s been so hard to find the right thing to say, but here it is Happy Anniversary! 🍻

• Our anniversary is a celebration of our past, present, and future—may it be filled with as much joy as we have together. Happy anniversary 👰👰

• Sandy and Darryl, congratulations on celebrating your anniversary! So many years, so many laughs. You’re the… Rockstars of our hearts

• There is nothing better than being married to the person who knows you best in the world and still thinks you’re cute.💕

• 5 years of togetherness and here’s to many, many more. 🤵

• Husband by law. Husband by choice.

• When you’re dating someone, be sure to remember this day… ☺ 📅 💍

• You are the peanut to my butter, the piece to my puzzle, and the oreo to my cookie. I love you to pieces! ❤️🍪

• We are so thankful to have each other and to be able to share our lives with the people we love. Here’s to another year of adventures! 🍾🍾🍾

• Love is a fire. But whether it’s going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

• Years later and our love is still better than your mama’s sweet tea 😋

• Happy #weddinganniversary to the coolest couple ever. Gosh, it’s been [name of your number] years already?! Time flies when you’re “getting busy.” 😏

• Happy anniversary to the two coolest cats around. Here’s to 50 more years of kittens, cool jazz, and sparkling cider. 🐱🍾

• Happy anniversary to us! That’s right. We’re so in sync that we are celebrating the same day. Love is a real thing … and it’s forever. 😘

• Today we remember the day we became husband and wife! can’t believe it’s been years.

• The secret to a long and happy marriage? Ditch the anniversary gift and go for a walk instead. 😉

• Five years ago today was the happiest day of my life. 💍 🧡 💜 🎉

• We’ve been going strong for 2 years. Like, really strong 😂💪❤️#anniversary 💑 #relationships

• Counting our years of love on a lovely fall day, as we’ve come such a long way.

• When we met, I had no idea that you’d be the one to fill up my love tank. *clink* 🎂

• You have made it this far. I hope these last 50 years are as wonderful as the first.

• Let us know what you wish for next year.

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