Funny Pasta Captions for Instagram With Quotes

Pasta is one of the most consumed foods in Italy and in the world, but it has a taste that goes much beyond its popularity. This food has produced some funny quotes over the years, and therefore you can find here a list of some funny pasta jokes and quotes. In order to respond well to these jokes, you must be guessing for the following.

Funny Pasta Captions for Instagram With Quotes

• If you like humor instead of just plain text try these funny pasta names 😂😜

• Like, who doesn’t love pasta? Let’s all laugh about how much we love pasta…together–just us.

Pasta your way to happiness.

• Eat your feelings? Nah, we’d rather eat all these easy pasta dinners. 😜

• If you can read this, it means you’ve mastered the art of pasta. 🍝😎

• I eat pasta to remind me of my mortality.

• The ultimate pasta party: Meatballs, marinara, and a metric ton of cheese.

• There’s nothing I like more than a long session of cooking pasta. Except maybe a long session of eating pasta. 😋🍝

• Throw your inhibitions out the window and guzzle your vodka sauce with a spoon.

• If we’re not being 100% authentic, then what are we?

• Hey, it takes a lot of time to look this good.

• I’m an angel on the outside, but a little bit of a devil on the inside. ♥️

• Let’s chat about pasta. I’m in it to win it.

• Next to the family, pasta is my favorite thing.

• Pasta for every need: spicy spaghetti, buffalo fusilli, and even chicken noodle. 😜😀

• If you liked it then you should’ve put a #pasta on it.

• The only pasta you should be eating this week 👍

• Only green pasta can make you this energized.

• Pasta~n’t you just hate when you have to chop the tomatoes before making a pasta?

• There’s nothing I trust more than the taste of real pasta sauce. #staysaucy

• When pasta is too much and soup is too little.

• Of course, it is… only spaghetti can stop a zombie apocalypse. 😐

• Get a taste of Italy without leaving your kitchen. You can thank us later.

• Totally not joking when I say: you’re going to want to eat this all by yourself.

• Don’t ask me why I’m making a plate that looks like a smiley face… it just feels right 😀

• When he’s been bad, but you love him anyway.

• I think we’re going to need a bigger bowl

• Have you ever tried to cook pasta in the shape of your favorite things? 😏😋

• It takes a lot of pasta to make you feel like the pasta is on your side.

• You’re not a true foodie until you’ve tried pasta 🍝 💨

• Let’s be honest, it’s time we all stopped pretending that spaghetti is anything but the best.

• I love pasta, but I don’t like that I eat too much of it.

• If you like the taste of salted breadsticks, you’re going to love my pasta!

• Not sure what to do with yourself over the weekend? Here is a simple meal idea you can have ready in 30 minutes!

• We’re not gonna take it, anymore…to the tune of the guy from South Park’s “I’m a Little Teapot”

• You know the saying, ‘It’s all in the sauce?’ We can’t explain what’s going on here, but it tastes delicious.

• Just like that, you’ve turned into my favorite type of after-work date.

• Did we just become best friends?

• Pasta is the first love for many of us. But it’s been a silent love affair for far too long.

• If you’ve got a big appetite, it’s the perfect time to get PastaMania.

• Pasta, why are you so delicious? #pastalove

• Pasta is so fresh, that you don’t even have to cook it.

• We’re all about pasta, what are we about?

• I love pasta but my hips don’t. Let’s focus on fresh and light recipes that help in the “guilt” department.

• Pasta is not the same without you

• These lasagna noodles are the stuff our dreams are made of. 😊

• We’re having a macaroni moment. [pause for effect] Just us?

• Spaghetti looks like a plate of worms.

• Is it just me, or does anyone else think that “Mac and Cheese” is Macaroni’s way of telling everyone he’s bottling up the funk?

• Creamy. Curly. Crunchy. Cheesy. These aren’t pasta’s relatives, they’re its texture-mates! #pastajoke

• It’s time to put the 🍝 in pasta… of the week! 🤷🏻‍♂️

• Because you can’t spell ‘pasta’ without ‘Basta’ 😄🍝

• I used to eat pasta with a fork and a knife, but then I learned how to twirl pasta. Let me show you how…

• Mamma mia, that pasta sure looks good.

• I’m all about that pasta life.🍝

• Fettuccini Alfredo, spaghetti and meatballs, ravioli… If only there was a pasta shape for every occasion!

• Be the pasta to someone else’s sauce.

• These lasagna noodles are like two straws in a chocolate milkshake. 😲

• Even the pasta is saying I’m cold.

• Who doesn’t like “almost noodles”? No one, that’s who.

• How are you feeling? After a stiff neck from a night of pajama parties, I’m feeling like some spaghetti.

• There’s nothing wrong with ordering in tonight. #DinnerTonight

• I’m in your mouth and I’m singing the blues.

 Funny Creepy Pasta Comix Captions

• Spooooooooky pasta 🍝🍕

• Is it October yet? There’s never been a better time to get yourself some pasta and pumpkins.

• What is this pasta doing here, we didn’t order it…😲😲😲😲

• Pasta lusting for a date with water.

• Ah, yes. The dreaded tale of the girl who knows how to please #hungry guys.

• 😪 don’t let your roommate catch you reading this 😪

• Is anyone else living for this weather?! Me, I am loving it! It is the perfect opportunity to binge-watch all of your favorite scary movies.

• At my favorite restaurant, you’re food until you finish your plate. #dontjudge

• Just a guy who has some rando opinions on some random stuff.

• let’s play a guessing game😮

• What goes bump in the night…

• Is it an old wives’ tale? A scaring story? Find out if a spoon of black pepper helps keep the evil spirits at bay. 😱

• Even cannibals love pasta!

• I can’t tell if this comic is terror-inducing or super funny.

• When you think she’s looking at your profile…

• The only true way to get ready for Halloween.

• If you are afraid of the dark, try sleeping with a nightlight —Ben Franklin #funnypics

• The way I see it, life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift nobody ever asks for.

• That time of the month when you just want to wear sweatpants and brain fart all day.

• Stay calm—there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for why you always have bananas on hand.

• Once upon a time, I was in an interview…

• What would you do if I told you that this pasta was made from human flesh?

• I’m a fan of pasta, but I’ll be the first to admit that it isn’t for everyone.

• It be Friday, so here’s a pasta 🍴

• Once upon a time, there was a blog, and I think you’ll like it. You’re welcome.

• The best way to get a party started: invite everyone over and make them dinner.

• He didn’t know it yet, but he had signed up for a journey into a weird, sadistic world…

• When you’re not sure what to do with your hands in a group-photo situation 😛

• A classic tale of Bob and his adventures in the pastel world.

• We’re heeeeeere! To infinity, and beyond! 😲

• It’s been so long since I’ve seen your face,

• You’ve heard of the Blind leading the Blind, but what about the Cuckoo in the clock? 🐦🧙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

• Keep your eyes on the road, or else you might end up like these unlucky drivers. 🚗

 Pasta Restaurants Captions

• Date night’s not just for the couple. Take your bestie to Pasta Polo and explore some of our new fall pasta. 🍝

• Gone is the summer and here comes the pasta 🍝😉

• When life gives you pasta, make Lasagna.

• And then she tells me…I’m drowning in pasta

• On your next date, you’ll go home with more than just leftovers.

• I’m in…but only if you promise to use a lot of butter.

• If you can read this, you’re highly sophisticated and stylish. 🙂

• Summer’s end is officially in sight, so we made a hats-and-scarves set to help you make the most of these last few months. Cheers 🍝

• Old Italian proverb: Before leaving on a trip, tie up all loose ends. And if you can’t tie up all the loose ends…tie up one end. That should do it. 🍝😎

• We’ve got your next great idea right here

• When #firstworldproblems rear their ugly head, we’re here to help.

• When you simply crave that warm, comforting feeling of being tucked in at home.

• I don’t know what I would do without my favorite pasta place.

• They say carbs are the devil, but we’d like to politely disagree. Enjoy pasta your way with these satisfying and scrumptious recipes 👅🍝😋

• If you love pasta, but don’t love how full it makes you feel, try our delicious low-carb options. 🍝

• When it comes to pasta, there’s always room for more.

• When you’re feeling extra carb-y, try our new creamy, cheesy Mac and Cheese pizza with bacon.😋🥘

• It all started with a little dough… A whole lotta love, and now it’s dinner.

• This sauce doesn’t want a free meal, just your mouth. Your mouth is free right? Free not to be funny and actually order our food though.

• Never underestimate the power of a bowl.

• Some nights I just want a big bowl of 🍝

• Restaurant quality pasta at home? That’s awesome sauce.

• Pasta for dinner tonight? If yes, we’re in.

• Pasta doesn’t lie … and neither do we. Sign up now for our newsletter. (And get 50% off your first order as a thank you.)

• YUMMY fun facts: one serving of cooked spaghetti = 60 calories, 2 grams of fat, & 7 grams of carbs.

• There are two ways to eat pasta. One is delicious, the other is like a savage.

• Nothing pairs better than pasta and wine. Nothing.

• Some days you’re a pizza, other days you’re a slice of chunky tomato-basil pasta 🍝

• So many noodles, so little time.

• That moment when you realize you have too much pasta and not enough sauce.

• If you ever visit us with your date, be sure to get a table in the back of the restaurant.

• Every cloud has a noodle 🌸

• Pasta is so good, you’ll always have room for more noodles.

• Pasta for the people by the people.

• Not every pasta dish is created equal. Check out our classics and mouthwatering new dishes.

• This summer, we’re all about letting the pasta take the lead.

• Spaghetti is so good, you’ll be licking the bowl.

• No news is good news. No carbs are good carbs.

• Grab a fork, not a phone. 😋

• One cannot live on bread alone. 🍝

• You know it’s a good day when you’ve got 🍝🍝 on the top and bottom of your plate.

• Eat, drink and be merry this holiday season.

• Hello, gorgeous. 😍😍😱 (your caption here)

• So much happens when you’re stirring the pot.

Pasta Salad Recipe Captions

• Go nuts for pasta salads this fall. 👒😜

• Perfect for the next backyard barbecue, or even just for a midnight snack, my pasta salad is full of nutrients and flavor.

• Pasta salad for every occasion.

• The best feeling in the world….homemade pasta salad. 😍

• Nothing brings people together like a pasta salad.

• We’re not trying to oversell this, but we just might have created the best pasta salad you’ve ever had. 😎

• Showing off your artisan pasta skills at a potluck? This is the perfect, low-maintenance recipe to wow your pals. 😎

• Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between: I give you the salad that rules them all. A pasta salad fit for a queen 👑

• Creamy, crunchy, fresh—layered with flavor and texture, yet packed with protein.

• Ziti & Zucchini – a beautiful combination.

• If you don’t think this is your thing, just wait until you taste it.

• Fill up this summer with fresh pasta salads like these, which are a great side to any protein, or make a delicious meal on its own.

• Everyone’s favorite way to say bye-bye summer is pasta salad.

• Bite into this delightful and delicious pasta salad recipe.

• We’re thinking about this pasta salad for dinner every night for the rest of the fall.

• Fall may be my favorite season, but winter is a close second because it means I’ll eat more pasta salads. 🍝

• You can’t go wrong with a classic. Especially when it’s as good as this recipe for our Creamy Veggie Artichoke Pasta Salad.

• I’m telling you, you could work at a pasta salad factory and not get bored of the combinations.

• Macaroni salad is a true summertime classic, and we’re going all out here. 😎

• In a bowl, mix together pasta, black beans, corn, tomatoes, avocado, cilantro, and lime juice. Serve with your favorite tortilla chips!

• Don’t stress about this weekend—hit your fridge hard and get creative. 😎

• C’mon, you know you want to.

• Bringing you back to nature one leaf at a time.

• Nothing makes us happier than a great pasta salad recipe. #happymeal

• Pasta salad 🍝 is a lot like life: You’re probably better off with a little olive oil and some basil, but you can work with whatever ingredients are around.

• Pasta salad? We’ve got you covered with these recipes that allow you to create your own tasty combinations.

• Pasta salad is a vegetarian’s best friend.

• Italian pasta salad: the versatile, ever-lasting side dish. All you need is a good recipe.

• Your ticket to success this summer is seriously simple. It’s all in the pasta salad, baby.

• Life’s a bowl of pasta salad. We’re here to make it better 😍

• In the mood for an Italian feast? Try this easy pasta salad recipe and serve it with your favorite summer main dish. 🍝

• Tired of eating the same old things? Spice up your dinner tonight with this cool pasta salad recipe. 😛

• You don’t have to just eat a salad with your pasta! Give you pasta salad a boost with our new spicy vinaigrette.

• Rainy summer days are the perfect time to make pasta salad, so you can eat it for lunch on [Mondays] and [Fridays].

• It’s time to get your pasta on. And the best part is, it doesn’t even have to be hot out for you to enjoy it!

• I like my pasta like I like my men. Fresh, hard, and covered in a tangy Italian dressing. 🍝

• I’m not saying we’re dating but when you text me “where r u” I’m like whaaaaat? #nevergonnagetoverit

 Joe’s Pizza and Pasta Captions

• You really can’t beat a slice of Joe’s.

• You know you’re a New Yorker when your favorite pizza place is just a block away.

• Life is a funny thing, especially when you’re eating a slice of pizza.

• We’ll slice your pie any way you like it—but we won’t stab you for ordering tomato sauce. ☺

• New York’s best-kept secret, now in Southern California Skee-ball anyone? 🍕🎰

• When life hands you basil, make pesto.

• We’re lookin’ at you, New Haven.

• You can’t beat homemade

• Don’t settle for average, go for jovial.

• Yeah, I know it’s not as cool as the stuff you see on insta but I like to keep things real 😂

• keeping it simple and casual: lots of short sentences that are easy to read: What’s your favorite kind of Weather? ☀🌧☔️😎

• Joe’s has the best food, service, and delivery in town—and they’re open till 2 a.m. If you’re still hungry after dinner, just call them.

• Great pizza, made with fresh ingredients!

• You can’t rush perfection. We’ve been making pizza since we were kids.

• Good pizza is simple. Good pizza is fun. And that’s it.

• A party of two? No problem. Just ask for the “Italian Roommate.”

• You’d think you’re Italian if you eat here that much. ☺

• Everything’s better in moderation…except when it comes to pizza, pasta, and beer.

• If you’re buying it, we’re cooking it.

• When you look this good, you eat this good.

• Life is an endless cycle of eating and pooping.

• So good even the mice like it 🐭

• Joe’s Pizza and Pasta: where the cool kids eat.

• A typo on our sign says Joe’s Pizza and Pasta… Good thing you have us to explain it to you 😜

• When you want a slice of something different but familiar, grab a slice from Joe’s Pizza.

• It’s raining again. Do you know what that means? Time to stay in with some Joe’s!

• Life is a highway, and love is a pizzeria.

• The vibe: warm, friendly, casual, and buzzing with energy.

• When the situation’s dire, you can only rely on yourself. And pizza.

• When pizza is life, you become a pizza.

• If you love spaghetti as much as we do, then you can’t go past our spaghettini.

• Why spend your whole life in Capri when you can spend a week.

• Better than a lot of other stuff

• Tina Fey wrote Mean Girls and 30 Rock. Tonight we’re eating the best of her hometown: 🍕 🍅 ☀️ 👬

• When the day is done and you’re looking for a place to eat, where do you go? Joe’s Pizza and Pasta!

• If you’re looking for some authentic Italian pizza and pasta that’s always fresh and hot, come on down to Joe’s Pizza & Pasta!

• Joe’s has you covered for every possible mood.

• Two of our favorite things: pizza and pasta. We believe combining them is a match made in heaven 🍕🍝 ##

• If you’re not by the phone, then you’re picking up the pizza.

• There’s never a bad time for pizza.

• Forget what you know about Italian food, and eat like an Italian!

• You say tomato, I say tomato. You say ravioli, I say ravioli. You and me agree on dis, we’re gonna make some pizza 🍕

• Ladies and gents, get ready to get your fill. Our food is so good, you’ll think you died and went to heaven.

• Good things happen when you Pie Hard.

• When you’re ready to #maketheclubs, Maestro, we’re ready for you.

• Yup, we’re a real place. What’s your excuse?

• It takes a slice to make your day.

• You can’t go wrong with a little Joe’s today.

• Looking for a fresh start? Let Joe’s cleanse your palette 🍕

• Just had a slice of the best pizza in Brooklyn 🍕

• A delicious dinner pairing: our deep dish pizza and this 2014 Napa Cabernet. Happy Friday!

• Here’s a slice of pizza with the most epic sauce and biggest pieces of toppings you’ve ever seen 😊🍕

• A piping hot slice of pizza will get you to your final destination faster than any yellow cab. Just saying 😉

• New York, New York. When you’re here you wanna be here. You don’t wanna be anyplace else.

• Good food. Great friends. The art of simplicity.

• Cheese is the way to any man’s heart. 😋😍

• Oh, hey there. Yes of course you can order online. Did you think we would be so uncivilized to ask you to call?

• You don’t need to spend a lot of money, you just need to spend a little time.

 Mushroom Pasta Captions

• Mushroom pasta isn’t just my favorite; it’s also my name… no wait, sorry.

• If you love mushroom pasta, check out how to make it using our infographic:

• You’ll never guess… My all-time favorite mushroom pasta dish ☀ 🍄 🍜 🍣

• If you like your pasta 🍝meaty, we got a dish for you. Tasty and hearty mushroom 🍄 pasta.

• This weekend, forget the measuring cups and use your hands to bury your pasta in a heap of arugula, goat cheese, and pancetta.

• This is about as borderline gourmet as I get when it comes to cooking. Which means that I still burn the noodles. 😋

• what are you waiting for? vegan fall has arrived.

• Quick fix dinner with all the flavor

• you put the ‘fun’ in umami

• Halloween, eat your heart out.

• if you can’t get home, make some

• You’ll never believe how easy it is to make mushroom pasta until you try this recipe.

• If mushrooms had a motto, it would be “we grow where you least expect us to.” And by that, we mean your delicious, creamy bowl of pasta.

• The perfect blend of creamy pasta and earthy mushrooms. 😋

• Let me teach you the joys of cooking with mushrooms.

• We’re serving up hearty bowls of warm weather. This one’s got a pile of seasonal mushrooms, spinach, and basil, plus our creamy Parmesan sauce. Dig in.

• Not all pasta is created equal. – Mr. Mushrooms

• Any time is a good time for pasta… but this time of year, it’s especially true. 😍 Enjoy.

• Sometimes you have to let go of the pasta in order to hold onto the fun.

• Have a magical mushroom day. 😉

• Hear ye! Hear ye! Delve into this woodland delight of a dish that’ll have you saying: “Yum”.🍄

• The best things in life are always a little wild.

• Mushroom pasta? Not so much. But mushroom pasta when you use our brand-new cream sauce? Yes, please! 😋

• No, I’m really not mushroom pasta. But I am part of a community that’s growing.

• Let your food “naturally” inspire you with this simple mushroom pasta.

• You can always tell the people who really love pasta. They’re the ones who don’t mind a little fungi on their noodles.

• Mushroom power! Our Mushroom Risotto is not only simple to make with just 10 ingredients, it makes a delicious vegetarian dinner. 😍

• We’re not having mushrooms tonight…it’s just that one night a year we eat them.

• Made with love, mushrooms, & extra love!

• When you’re tired of pasta, tired of pizza, and tired of salads.

• This pasta is a force to be reckoned with. It’ll give you the strength to take on the world.

• A hearty dish that will be loved by old and young alike! #entertainingtips

• Just add a little cream, and you’ll feel like you’re in autumn.

• Please ‘share’ our latest #pin for a chance to win $100 worth of prizes! 😍😊

• Waking up at 2 pm everyday is a real issue—especially when it’s Monday. 😴

• Make your own mushroom pasta. Make your own good memories.

• Basket of mushroom pasta with creamy sauce on a plate 🍄 🐄

• This mushroom pasta will have you saying, “if you can’t eat like a pig, don’t eat at all.” 🍄

• A healthy mushroom pasta that’s just as satisfying and delicious as regular pasta. 😍

• Even the most delicious mushrooms in the world can’t compete with the taste of fresh pasta.

• Do you enjoy cooking and eating? If so then my dish will suit your palette. The name itself “pasta” is Italian for “meal”.

• Lucky for us we’re free to eat whatever we want when we want it. Are you hungry yet? 😋

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