Funny Mama Bear Quotes and Captions for Instagram

Here are some funny mama bear quotes to hopefully make you laugh out loud. They might scream, they might bite, but the one thing these mamas won’t do is leave their babies.

A mama bear is fierce. She has to be in order to protect her cubs. Here are some fun and funny quotes about mama bears that hubby, friends, and kids will appreciate.

Funny Mama Bear Quotes and Captions for Instagram

• I have a mommy bear side and a mama bear side and I love them both.

• Don’t be that mama bear who has to wear a scarf.

• Mama bears are the most ferocious pets on earth, oh yeah!

• I’m a mama bear. You mess with me, I’ll eat you.

• Mama bear: Mama bear doesn’t care. Mama bear eats everything!

• Mornings can be rough. Especially when you have a fierce mama bear like me to wake up to in the morning.

• Momma bear is here to teach you all a lesson.

• I’m a mother bear, and I protect my cubs.

• If you’re not bear watching, then what are you doing? 🦁🦁

• Wait till you see my claws. 🐻

• Who said you can’t be a little TOO fierce? 😊

• Time for a nap, time for food.

• You’re not a morning person, are you?

• I’m a little bit mama bear. And I can hold my own.

• Mama bears are always there for their cubs. But sometimes they need a little help getting out of bed 😴😴

• I’m a mama bear and I will not be pushed around.

• I’m a big bear, and I like to eat little bears. Smaller than me and delicious. 😁 #LOL

• She’s a great mom, but she’s also a badass who puts her family first.

• You’d think we’d give up on you, but no. We’re here for you!

• Life is too short to be ordinary.

• I’m a big fan of these mama bear jokes 😉

• I’m getting ready to look good because I’m a mama bear.

• If your mama bear gets you, she’s definitely got her hands full. 😂 #MamaBear

• Mama bears are the most chill.

• I’m a mama bear, and when I see something that needs protecting, I don’t play around. 😎

• Mama bear is hungry, let’s go get lunch . . .

• Mama bears are fierce, and the world is better for it.

• I don’t want to be a mom. I’m a bear, dammit!

• Not all bears are brown, not all bears are fuzzy, and not all bears can pull a mean trick on you.

• Mamas just wanna have fun.

• I’m gonna put in a bear suit and take over these streets.

• I’m so happy. I got a big bear hug from my little cub.

• I’ve got these kids wrapped around my paw.

• Need a good laugh? Check out the funniest mom bears on Instagram this week.

• We’re really not here to argue. But this mama bear is pretty convinced that your kid is about to jump out of the crib and yell “FIIIIIVE!”

• I’ve got your back, mama bear 😘

• Cuddle up with momma bear, or even better tell her to “get in the s”.

• I’m a mama bear. I’m not happy unless my cubs are happy

• Mama bear is all about her cubs and she’s not afraid to show it.

• Mamas, don’t let their babies grow up to be bears.

• Mama bear, don’t you get any ideas about coming out of hibernation.

• I love my mom, but I don’t like her bear hands. 😂

• The bear has been waiting all day for you to come back 😎

• I’m ready for all the chaos and heartache because it’s just another day with my baby!

• The best selfies are taken with your hands on my head.

• I look fierce. I feel ferocious. And I’m ready to dance in the rain all day long.

• I love my family and I will protect them with my life. If you come for me, you won’t live long enough to regret it.

• When you’re a mama bear, anything can happen

• My toddler is a mama bear when it comes to his lunch 🍅 🐻 💕 #mamacrates

• Mama bears protect and provide for their cubs against all odds, but nobody can protect you like Mama Bear.

• Don’t mess with a mama bear that’s got her cubs by her side 🐻

• Mama Bear is out looking for a little cub 👦👧

• Mama bear is a little rougher around the edges than her cubs.

• Bears are pretty protective of their cubs. And we’ve got the best bears for a quick laugh.

• I’m not a bear but I love bears… so much.

• Mamas, you’re the strongest and most powerful people in the world. Show it!

• Don’t mess with my cubs. Hahaha 😂

• Get in the Christmas spirit with a bold look and sweet style.

• I think I’m getting more badass with age. 😎

• Mama bears are strong, but they’re also funny—and just as cute.

• Mama bear is on the hunt for some good wholesome fun 😜.

• I’m a mama bear, and I don’t like to be poked.

• Don’t mess with one of our mamas, even if you are a bear.

• She was a mama bear, she had her cubs by her side. If you see her, tell her I said hi 😍

• Just because you’re a quiet mama bear doesn’t mean you’re not still wild in your own way.

• Mama bears are the first ones in line. True story.

• Mama bears are fierce protectors of their cubs.

• Mom Bear is the toughest, fiercest, and most amazing person you will ever meet.

• She’s the mother bear that loves her cubs more than anything.

• A mother bear is always ready to defend her cubs, and never sends them away with someone who can’t take care of them.

• Mamas hold their cubs tight 🐻🐶

• I’m not a bear, but I am strong and I love adventure.

• My favorite time of day? When I can come home and curl up on the couch with my cubs. 😍

• Mama bear comes in all shapes and sizes: it’s time to get your paws on these cute products 😉

• She’s feisty, fierce, and has a big heart. She protects her cubs fiercely and fiercely protects them. She is a mama bear. #MomsDay

• I’m a mama bear and I don’t like being denied my cubs.

• Mama bear is here to remind you that allergies are just another phase of motherhood 😬

• The best moms/bears are the ones who watch over you and your family, even when they don’t have a pot to pee in.

• Pawty is the best time to be a mom and bears do it best!

• Moms are the strongest people on this planet. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

• I’m not a bear, but I’ll do what it takes to be one. 😃

• “The bear is coming down the mountain!”

• I can only take so much of this.

• She holds the key to our happiness 🐻 🌿 💧

• Mama bear: I’m not a real bear. It’s just my nickname for the way I feel like when I’m around my kids.

• Mama bears can do it all. They eat honey, they build houses, and they drive jeeps

• Don’t you hate when mama bear rolls over on you?

• It’s not easy being a mother of two. But it’s even harder when you’re a mom bear!

• I look like a bear but act more like a Mama.

• How to make a baby bear-ly sit still for a photo.

• Put baby in the woods and hope you don’t come back with bear hands.

• My kids are always asking me for snacks, and I’m always glad to comply.

• You’re a wild one, you know that?

• I’ll be taking a nap when you’re done.

• I’m a little bit stressed out, but I’m doing the best I can.

• Mama bear is out of control during this crazy weather. Be safe and stay warm! #mammom

• Be a mama bear and protect your cubs.

• Just a little bit of mama bear showing off today.

• Mama bear was getting a little tired of this guy and his antics. 😂

• Mama Bear is ready for her close-up…

• Mama bear ain’t scared 🐻🦖

• She’s not messing around, she’s a mama bear.

• Mama bear was totally feeling it! 👯🏻👌

• Don’t be a mom bear. Be the best you!

• You can’t love a bear if you don’t know what love means.

• When you’re in the middle of a bear attack and you know who will be counting bears.

• “You may be a bear and strong, but I’m the grizzly”

• It’s okay to stand your ground. Keep the bear comfy and warm.

• My son is so cute, how can I hate him?

• I’m not your mom if I ask you to do something you don’t want to do, but I will be your friend if you let me. 😂

• This is the mama bear’s version of the power wash for your mouth.🦁

• Mama bears don’t care if you call them a bruin. They know what they are and don’t need to be told.

• She’s a mama bear. She’s fierce. And she’ll do whatever it takes to protect her cubs from danger.

• Mama Bears are strong. But Mama Bears aren’t angry. 😉

• There’s nothing funnier than a big, cuddly bear. 😊

• The only thing sweeter than a baby bear is the sound of one as they fall asleep on you.

• We do not appreciate your bears.

• The best part about having a mom is you never have to worry about the dishes.

• Don’t mess with my kid, bitch. ⛔️

• It’s not a new mom’s job to make sense of the world. It’s her job to do what she can with what she has, and let someone else worry about it.

• Don’t worry, I can handle this. Believe me, I’ve seen it all.

• I’m not cute, I’m a mama bear. But I am really cute 😉

• Look at this mama bear protect her cub.

• When you’re a mama bear, sometimes you just want to go back to being a cub.

• Mama bear is all grown up and ready to munch on some summer fruits. 😋

• Mama bear, this is not the end of the world. It’s just a milk carton.

• Mama bear is not a shape. It’s a way of life.

• A mother bear is never at a loss for words.

• You touch me and I turn into a bear 🐻 🐻 🐻 😰

• The bear cubs are back in town

• I can climb trees, but I’m not as tough as my little cubs.

• If you’re a mom and you love to shop, we’ve got your back. #momsrewards

• The bear is not happy with me.

• I may be small but I’ll squeeze you till your eyes bulge. 😂

• Oh, you’re gonna be so good at that.

• I’m a little old lady who likes to jump up and down. 😀🐻

• You’re a funny mama bear, you know what I mean? 😉

• Hey baby bear, don’t be such a grumpy mama. You’re getting fat and you look cute too.

• Mama bears are the best kind of bear, especially when it comes to taking care of their cubs.

• She’s a ferocious mama bear, but she’ll still protect her cubs.

• Mama bears ALL about the chocolate #baking is my favorite with brownies and cookies 😍

• Who is the ultimate mother bear? You’re it. 😂

• I absolutely love this little bear and so should you. Go get it in our store!

• Motherhood is hard but bearable.

• I’m a bear. I eat honey and I have a sweet tooth.

• Bringing home the bacon, one jar at a time.

• I don’t understand what people do all day. I’ll tell you this, though… they are always doing something weird behind a cub’s back.

• Funny mama bear. I love you, but I can’t wait to see you trying to get out of the house again.

• You just gotta love those mama bears, don’t you?

• I’m a mama bear on a mission to find the perfect rug for my new home and I’ll get it if you stand in my way!

• Mama bears are the strongest and most loving creatures on earth. You always have my back, mama bear.

• Mama bears are always there for you.

• Hey, ya’ll. My name is Momma Bear and I’m here to make sure you have the best experience possible on my website.

• Mama bears are the best kind of bears.

• I’m a mother bear, and I’m not afraid to show it.

• Hey! Hey, bear! You wanna play?

• In bear mode, no one messes with my cubs. 😜

• If you’re not a mom yet, then you have no idea what’s in store.

• Mornings are for bear hugs, not snoozing.

• Trying to tame the wild side of your life.

• Be the mama bear you always wanted to be. The only thing that can stop you are yourself!

• If you’re going to be a mama bear, you better be tough.

• You know you’re a mama bear when…

• Watch out for the mama bear. She’s coming after you

• Mama bear is on the hunt this weekend and she’s not afraid to get her hands dirty to get what she wants. 😎

• It’s not just a bear, it’s a momma bear!

• Mommy bear is not always happy. Sometimes, she’s cranky and snappy. But she’s also fierce and loyal, protecting her cubs at all costs.

• A mother bear is a powerful force.

• Get ready to be a little bear #mammoth

• I’m a first-time mom. I’ve got the bear under control, but someone please teach this kid to stop dancing.

• Mamas, they can be pretty scary. 😁

• “When you have a cub, you don’t give him the green light to do anything.”—Me

• I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not a cool person. But my two kids are, and I can’t help but smile when they crack jokes and make me laugh. 😂

• She was at the zoo and she was confused.

• You’re not allowed to use your phone when you’re on an airplane.

• If you’re not a mama bear, then you suck. 🐻🐻

• I’m a mama bear, I’m ready to fight.

• Just keepin’ it real, mama bear.

• I will always be a mama bear, but I’m learning to let go of my cubs.

• Mama bear, don’t even think about it.

• Bearly awake? I’ll say it first—wake up, Mama Bear, it’s go time.

• Momma bear. Momma bear, are you there? I’m lost, can you find me? I’m in this big old tree where I can’t move.

• My son is a bear, when I scoop him up, he snuggles like a teddy bear. 😍

• If you’re looking for a bear, I’m right here, ready to roar. I love you guys so much!!

• I’ve got a little bear on the agenda for tonight. If you’re going to be around, I would love to meet you!

• You’re not getting away from me this time, you little shit.

• I’m laughing at you, not with you.

• When your kids ask you to take a selfie with them, but you don’t want to.

• You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes—you might find it.

• I’m a mama bear, and I’m here to eat you up.

• I’m a mama bear, and I like to #ActLikeAGirl when I need to.

• Our mama bears are fierce. They can’t be tamed

• When you’re the pregnant one, mama bear takes over.

• Mama bear looking for a snack.

• Mama bear is not messing around. She’s going to be watching you like a hawk.

• Mama Bears are fierce, and so am I.

• A momma bear is not to be trifled with.

• Am I the only one who thinks these bears are hilarious?

• Let’s not forget that we’re living in the bear habitat!

• Mummy Bear is always on high alert. You know what that means: it’s time for some HUGS!

• I’ve got bear claws for you.

• Mommies, we’ve all been there.

• They say the first step to freedom is admitting we have a problem…

• when you’re a mama bear and someone says your baby is cute 🐻🦈

• Don’t let anyone make you feel small. You are a momma bear, and you Grew this baby!

• How do you make a momma bear’s day?🐻

• So, I’ve been told I’m a “mama bear”…❤️

• I’m gonna get you, and I don’t give a mama bear about your feelings

• Mama Bear is ready for a little bear-y vacation 🐻 ❤️😜

• Sometimes, the only way to get your kids to do something is to be a bear and chase them around.

• Motherhood is not for the faint of heart.

• Who wants to be my friend?😂

• Don’t worry, I’m here for you.

• Hey, it’s a funny story, but I’m not telling…

• I’m not a morning person but I’ve learned to live with it.

• Mama bear is ready for a cuddle session

• When good food and family are involved, the only thing left to say is mama bear

• When you have a mama bear for a best friend

• She’s a mama bear and she loves her cubs.

• Mama bears are the best kind of bear.

• Mama Bear is not just a bear 🦊 she’s also a mommy 👶

• She’s a Mama Bear who’s ready to pounce. 😎

• Don’t be afraid to make noise. Keep your Mama Bear roar, but don’t let her go crazy!

• Mom: we got a bear at the zoo.Baby: what kind of bear?Mom: it’s a Polar Bear.

• A bear’s gotta do what a bear’s gotta do.

• I’m ready for some bear-y good stuff!

• She’s big, she’s bold and she’s bossy.

• Oh, you know what I like to do? I like to curl up in a ball, put my arms around my head, and read my book.

• I’m gonna get a chair and put it on top of your head, better hope you’re wearing a hat.

• It is our duty to protect the ones we love, even if all we have to use is our strength.

• I’m a mama bear, and I don’t care who knows it.

• It’s not easy being a mama bear, but it’s always worth it in the end.

• I’m not a bear. I’m just a momma bear with something to say.

• Mama bear is ready to rumble! She’s getting stuff done.

• Momma bear has her hands full with those cubs!

• Mama bears are the most fierce and ferocious creatures on the planet!

• Babies are cute, but big dogs are way cuter.

• The bear you see here is not real. She just likes to have a good time!

• Moms are outrageously fierce and they’re not just talking about themselves when they talk about a mom.

• She’s waddling out of the woods and into your heart.

• She’s fierce, but not in a scary way.

• Sometimes you just have to give them what they want 😭

• She comes after you with claws out and a bellow that shakes the walls.

• Mama bear is here with her cubs, go get her!

• Mama Bear is here. Looking to play and have fun, but not too rough (If you know what I mean)

• When you have a mom bear with a little cub, life is tough. But when you have a mom bear with bigger cubs, life is tough too 😂

• Mamas bear are not just for cuddling, but also for making your work week a little easier.

• Mama bears are fierce and protective of their cubs. They can get pretty scary too!

• Mamas can be fierce, but they’re still sweet.

• When it comes to parenting, I’d rather be the bear than the cub.

• The moms of the world are fierce and all parents should be warned, and use caution when you’re around one. 😉

• Don’t hit Mommy where it hurts.

• Give your kids a boost of confidence when they are up to no good by pulling off this unforgettable piece.

• I think I just found the perfect place to raise my kids.

• Go ahead, try and stare me down. I’ve got your back.

• I’m not sure who you are looking for, but if you want a nice chill bear of a mama bear then look no further. 😉

• She is a mama bear, she is also a businesswoman and she will never let you down.

• This little bear has a big voice. Take it from me: if you want to win, be a Mama Bear.

• Mama Bears are the strongest women in the world.

• Mama bears are definitely not the boss of me.

• Mamas are always the toughest, most courageous of bears.

• You know what’s better than watching a bear? Watching a bear doing something funny. 🐻🐻🐻

• First rule of motherhood: don’t put your hands all over my cubs.

• When you’re a mom, everything is bearable.

• Don’t you just love the way she says “bear”?

• If you’re a mom like me, you’ve got a real sweet tooth.

• I have a strong maternal instinct.

• I wish I could hibernate for a year.

• I have a lot of hair, but what I don’t have is time.

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