What’s the best way to highlight your green dress? A black and white photo? Or a natural Instagram filter? What about giving it a humorous caption? Posting pictures of yourself on social media can be nerve-wracking for anyone, as you want to post captions that are clever but not too self-indulgent. Having solid and unique material is the key to coming off like a pro — so here’s our list of funny green dress quotes and captions.
Funny Green Dress Quotes and Captions for Instagram
• It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you look in a green dress.
• You will always be all the rage in this cute green dress, aka the summer’s hottest color.
• Me: yes, I am White. No, I don’t wear green dresses.
• That’s not a green dress. This is a statement.
• Looking good in green is a cinch. With the help of our fall dresses, you’ll be mesmerizing from head to toe this season.
• Breakaway from the norm and don something different for a change.
• Get your best selfie face ready—this look is gonna make you feel like a million dollars
• A girl should be two things: Classy and Fabulous.
• If you can’t say it in a pun, don’t say it at all.
• Throw on the green dress and rock the look.
• Do not disturb. I’m busy living my best life in this dreamy green dress.
• If you’re not enjoying life, try wearing a green dress for a day and see how that goes.
• Green with envy! This green dress is ever-so-slightly sheer. So, for extra coverage, try the new SheerForce Perfecting Powder.
• I had a dream that I kept a green dress in my closet.
• I’m wearing green today because it’s St. Patrick’s Day and I’m also Irish, so that counts right?
• Dress her up, dress her down, she’s always a knockout
• You’re never fully dressed without a smile.
• We’re having a totally awesome time in this photo—but we’re wearing clothes.
• Drugs are for addicts. Fortunately, I’m a dancer.
• I like a green dress. I look good on everyone and it’s not my fault.
• I have a closet full of green dresses, but I only wear that shade on St. Paddy’s Day
• We’re sorry, but your green dress is in another castle.
• The only thing that would make this dress better is if it were green. It’s not. Trust me.
• I’m not wearing green, I’m not wearing green…
• I think I’m going to dress up as a green bean for Halloween this year. Oh well, it does have two eyes.
• Don’t ever let anyone use the word “appropriate” to describe what you wear.
• You are the reason I drink coffee in the morning.
• Single? In a relationship? That’s so last year.
• I wake up early to conquer the day, and workout before anyone else is awake because I’m a morning person.
• A social media caption about a green dress turned viral on the internet.
• Why is it so hard to choose which green dress to wear?
• Throw on this green dress for a night you won’t soon forget.
• She wore a green dress, and the rest is history.
• The green dress is the new white shirt.
• If you’re green with envy, you need to go shopping.
• When you’re dressed for the day but everyone is still in pajamas and you don’t know what to do with yourself
• Girl, you better do you before someone else does it for you.
• If you’re not wearing a green dress on St. Patrick’s Day, are you even Irish?
• Last night was fun. But this morning, I’m feeling like a Green Dress.
• I’ll show you my green dress when you show me yours 🙂
• It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you look in that green dress.
• I am not wearing a green dress, I am wearing green grass.
• The idea of living in a world where we aren’t constantly told to “dress for the job we want, not the job we have” is refreshing.
• In a world full of grays, stand out in all black. – Christian Siriano
• Falling into a kaleidoscope of color is the way to do it.
• Isn’t it so cute how people think you’re naked if you wear green?
• We all know the green dress has two meanings
• Fighting over this green dress since it was on sale
• I’m just a girl, standing in front of a girl, asking her to go to Prom.
• It’s not about the dress, it’s about what you do in it that matters.
• I know it’s not a good idea to wear white after Labor Day, but I also know that rules were meant to be broken.
• Jealous I wasn’t invited, but happy for the person who is.
• You can’t be punk if you don’t have the right accessories.
• I’m no Casper, but I’m not trying to hide.
• I’ve been very busy, but I still found time to eat three cheesecakes in one hour.
• As long as there are green dresses, I will be wearing them.
• *Green dress*, I’m going to spill something on you later tonight and make a joke about it.
• The green dress you’re looking for is right in front of you.
• I feel great today and don’t want to hear any complaints of how I look in my green dress.
• I feel like a million bucks wearing greens that make me feel like a million bucks.
• Ok, this dress it totally fine but can we just talk about those Manolos.
• I’m not a horticulturist but I can kill plants
• I like this dress, but I don’t know if I’m going to keep it…
• Be a little bit daring, but not too much.
• I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.
• A little #tbt to that time I was crowned Miss Congeniality in the Friendly Coronation Pageant.
• We should all be wearing green dresses every day. Everyone deserves to feel this festive.
• Need an outfit for tonight’s date? Just put on a green dress and there you go.
• All I want to do right now is wearing a green dress, sip on red wine, and look fabulous.
• You’re green with envy, and I’m wearing the same dress.
• I was going to buy a green dress to match the Green Bay Packers, but then I decided that it wouldn’t look as good on me.
• I don’t know how you people walk around with all that green on.
• Let’s break some rules. Let’s make fun of traditional office wear. And let’s show our assets, not our flaws.
• Always look good and never forget to smell good. Be you, be fearless and be FIERCE!
• If someone says your outfit is loud, wear it louder
• Dress for the job you want—not the one you have
• To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
• Do you have a green dress in your closet?
• In case you’re wondering: That green dress is in fact a pumpkin.
• The dress code for Fall weddings is ‘green with envy’ so we should probably get to thinking of ways to wear it.
• Bet she’s not letting that grass grow under her feet.
• My highlights are so on fleek, that you can’t even see my neck.
• Strawberries are strawberries. But look at me, I’m as sweet as pie.
• Let’s play dress up! (hint hint: I’m looking for someone to help me take these pics, who’s down?)
• Look at me, I’m wearing all black and white today because I’m thinking of my soulmate in the mirror.
• I look good. I know it, my enemies know it. Now, all that’s left is for the world to know it.
• Style isn’t about perfection, it’s about self-expression.
• I want my picture taken with no shirt on. And another one with no pants on…Maybe I’ll go full-on nekkid tomorrow.
• If you’re wearing a green dress, and no one notices, did it really happen?
• If you can’t find an actual green dress for St. Patrick’s Day, wear all green anyway!
• Let your inner Carrie Bradshaw shine… in an all-natural green dress.
• You can never go wrong with a little black dress, especially if it’s green.
• I’ll stop wearing green when they invent a darker color.
• Chic. Classic. Colorful. A little bit different. The world is your oyster—and a black dress is a perfect accessory to any of life’s occasions.
• I’m sorry, but that green just doesn’t work for you.
• If you’re feeling frugal and frayed, please get a new dress.
• I’m the girl you took home last night—but I left my number at home. I don’t need to be saved and I don’t need to be fixed.
• it’s the right color, but it’s the wrong shape. and it’s the wrong shape, but it’s the right size. oh, what to do? #thestruggleisreal
• When you’re wearing a green dress but it’s so dark outside that no one can tell.
• Cocktails and coffee galore, here I come. (source: green dress photos by Ashley Beverly photography )
• Wearing green on #StPatricksDay? You’re either Irish or a leprechaun.
• Red is a power color. But green is the new power color.
• Because how could you not fall in love with this face?
• be a rare beautiful creature in a sea of meh
• I got 99 problems and my green dress ain’t one.
• I’m wearing a green dress to match my mood.
• I had a wardrobe malfunction. My dress turned green
• There is no right or wrong in art. There’s only what you like, and what you don’t
• Wearing this dress makes me feel like a walking bar of soap
• Why have a boring old salad when you could have this sweet potato pie instead?
• Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable.
• Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.
• I’m just wearing clothes, you’re the naked one.
• Do we look like we’re green with envy? Because we’re certainly not.
• Summer’s not over yet. Here’s how to wear this $78 dress in three ways
• Just found the dress of my dreams—on sale, there’s a 30% off sign on it.
• Girl, if you looking for a good time all you gotta do is come to my place. I have music and wine…
• If you’re not following me on Instagram, maybe you should be.
• A little (fairy) dust for you, a little (fairy) dust for you….Now you’re happy too!
• White, off-white, cream, ivory, eggshell, ecru… Confused? We’re here to help.
• Do you have a green dress? Then you’ve got an occasion.
• I wore this green dress because I wanted to get caught.
• The Green Dress is my favorite part of the Oscars.
• In an effort to be more environmentally friendly, I’ve created a collection of dresses made purely from recycled material.
• I don’t know how this dress got all the way over here, but it’s not mine, so I’m wearing it.
• I just got a coffee, but I would rather be drinking wine.
• Get a bird’s-eye view of the best things happening in your world right now.
• Seems like the appropriate time of year to break out all my favorite fall dresses.
• I am putting together an all-black outfit. Pretty sure I am a ninja now
• Just woke up from a nap and already I’m jealous of the future me.
• Even if you’re wearing a green dress, you’ll want to “duck and cover” with this Nivea Cream.
• The grass is green. The sky is blue. And I’m wearing a green dress. Deal with it.
• If you’re in LA this weekend, there’s a little green dress party at the #Balenciaga flagship store to benefit the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation.
• If you want to wear a green dress, you should wear it because you WANT to and not because you DON’T want to wear something else.
• I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over this fabulous dress.
• Treat the Earth well. It was not given to you by your parents. It was loaned to you by your kids.
• Beach season is coming up soon, and you know what that means. I’m busy depleting my supply of sunscreen because I can’t live without this stuff.
• 👀 to cool summer salads made with these products made with our crisp vegetables are easy to put together!
• When I was young and free and my imagination was an adventure. Now I’m just some lady who has to clean out all the dead animals from her freezer, but still, I’m free with my mind.
• It’s time to take control of your avocado game.
• Throw me to the wolves and I’ll return leading the pack.
• Green dress for the Green dress connoisseurs to showcase their unique personality and humor.
• If life gives you green dresses, make lemonade.
• Green is the color of envy, jealousy, and greed. But it’s also the color of money, that’s why I bought this green dress.
• I don’t always dress in green, but when I do, I prefer these shades.
• There’s no other color that can match the majesty of green!
• Wanna make sure everyone knows you’re the life of the party, without saying a word? Just wear this dress.
• You can never go wrong with a little black dress, right?
• Dress for the boardroom, not the bedroom.
• I’m committed to life and can’t wait to wear this at my next formal event.
• Nothing says I’m a boss like an all-black ensemble
• What do you wear when you want to be seen?
• If you want to see my green dress, you better have some green crayons.
• People stare at you if you wear a green dress
• The best part about fall is that you can wear a green dress in November and no one will know what you’re talking about.
• What’s that old saying about green dresses? Something about looking good in them.
• Where’s the Green Dress? How can you miss it?!
• Beauty doesn’t always wear a dress.