Funny Energy Drink Quotes and Captions for Instagram

Enjoy these hilarious energy drink sayings and quotes, coming in all shapes and sizes, just like the cans of real energy drinks that inspire them. If you powered through this post, go recharge yourself with a Red Bull or Rockstar, or check out another funny Instagram caption quote on our site!

Funny Energy Drink Quotes and Captions for Instagram

• Doing crazy stunts with this energy drink is not advised. Do try these at your own risk. Discretion is advised, but you can’t make me hold it against you 😜

• There’s a reason I don’t have an energy drink sponsor…but would love….because the only thing that keeps me going is coffee.

• Taste the sunshine and feel the power of your happy place—straight from the can. #YOLO

• Stay hydrated and never let your energy levels drop

• Bruh, we’re just getting coffee. Chill.

• Class is in session. #collaboclass #workhardplayhard

• You’re not a morning person. But, this is an emergency. Time to bring out the big guns.

• There’s a time to be a good girl and there’s a time for living life on the edge—and I think it’s now.

• When life hands you a lemon, make yourself a cocktail.

• Better get this done before I’m too old to enjoy it.

• My favorite kind of party is a gathering.

• I’m so excited to announce our new product line of gross energy drinks including a spicy mayonnaise blend, beet juice, and pickle juice.

• We are so excited to announce our new coupons that are getting people’s hearts racing. (But it’s okay, we’re not talking about the caffeine.)

• I take great pictures with my phone because my camera takes terrible pictures.

• You can’t see my face, but I’m wearing a huge smile that’s all teeth 👄.

• There are two types of people in this world: those who eat because they’re hungry, and those who eat because they’re bored. I’m the latter.

• Live life to the fullest and never stop smiling. Drink water, eat yogurt and live forever.

• I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer to drink it black.

• I don’t always go through a drive-thru, but when I do, it’s with you.

• We’re up all night to get lucky.

• A caffeine infusion, a mental and physical stimulation, and ingestion of energy.

• Weekends are a time to put on your best sweatpants, pop opens a cold can of Mountain Dew, and play old-school video games.

• What part of “no drink driving” don’t you understand?

• What are you waiting for?! You see that cliff up ahead? Our energy drinks will help you climb over it.

• You’ve had a long day. You deserve a big can of this delicious, fizzy, caffeinated, ginger-glazed nectar of the gods.

• Red bull gives you wings. You don’t see me jumping off any buildings or bridges, do you? #wingsnotavailableinstores

• Say the word ‘coffee’ and I’m awake

• When you’re on a diet and it’s the weekend.

• Reason #3,456 that you shouldn’t mix your own drinks: The bartender will have a stronger drink than you.

• Dying for a sip of my favorite #energy drink. How many likes can I get?

• An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an energy drink a day keeps life interesting.

• We’re pretty much serious about creating the energy you need to get through your day.

• If you’re only as good as your last selfie, we’re all in trouble. 😜

• The wifi at my gym only works sometimes. It’s like they don’t want me to get stronger 😜I’m on an all juice diet. I’ve lost three days already.

• When life gets you down…drink and get a second wind.

• There’s no wrong way to drink a Monster.

• What would you do if you weren’t afraid? #nofilter

• Out of the blue, this drink just wanted to be iced.

• It’s not a party unless you’re a little tipsy.

• When she finally figures out what you’re up to.

• Not all heroes wear capes, but *some* do 🌟

• Do you think you can dance? Dance this! Have a #goodtime with our new #energydrink.

• When it feels like the weekend is never going to get here, you can’t help but dance. We’ve totally been there.

• I got 99 problems and this drink solves all of them 😜😎

• I can’t think of a better way to start the day than with a delicious, refreshing glass o’ you. Cheers!

• We’re all out of 🍸 but we have plenty of these.

• Sometimes, you need to get weird.

• Stay hydrated, stay alert, and stay sharp.

• Loving life is easy when you’ve got the right tools.

• If the world were a glass of water, we’d all be ducks.

• Sip by sip – day by day – your whole body will make a change.

• Etsy is a great place to buy products that look like they were made by craft fair artists.

• Nothing is as important as hydration, especially when it comes to your skin. Hydrate responsibly with [brand_name]. 😉

• I’m not a doctor but I play one on Instagram.

• I’m more of a coffee person, to be honest.

• Do you get your energy from 100% pure sources? Let’s turn the tables on this statement. You are now the fruit of the spirit! Holy Spirit Power! 😜

• Mornings just got a lot more interesting.

• We only have one life to live, so why not #LiveToDieFromIt

• Mondays are the new Thursdays.

• After that Thursday night 🍻

• It takes a crazy person to see things as they really are.

• “Success is my natural habitat, I grow there effortlessly.” – Richard Branson

• We’re all maxed out. Energy drinks on the other hand…

• this caption is the perfect example of how to create an image macro

• Are you my mommy? Because when I drink, ‘I need to lie down!’

• whenever you have a photoshoot, always have some sugar handy. After all, it’s never too early to start a good day.

• The best things in life come in cans. ✔️

• Taking shots like a boss before 10 am. Good job, self! 👏 #TGIF

• Nothing like a coffee, a shot of whiskey, and a cigarette to start your weekend off right.

• Feeling all fired up and ready to go … in a good way 😉

• The only thing better than a regular shake is extra thick and creamy!

• I’m not calling him a hero. He’s just someone who gets stuff done.🚨

• I love Fall — it’s my favorite season. Which I guess is saying something since I live in Southern California and don’t have a lot of seasons to choose from.

• If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.

• In a world without energy drinks, you might wake up after 8 hours of sleep and say “hey, I feel pretty good”.

• Love is not an emotion, it’s an energy drink.

• Energy is for life. We just make it taste good.

• Are you feeling it? We’re ready to get focused and energized #FeelIt

• It’s not the coffee that wakes you up in the morning…

• Wake up and face the day like…

• Refresh your mind, body, and soul with this high-octane beverage.

• Hey, I’m about to be hyper for the rest of the day. And I don’t care who knows it.

• I’m on the edge of my seat because life is just getting so exciting.

• Make a move, Make even just the smallest of steps, and then trust you are exactly where you need to be.

• It takes a strong decision to create your own destiny. Choose to be awesome.

• Life’s too short to never have been lost at sea.

• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

• Drink up your problems👅💧⏰

• I’m bringing sexy back to coffee.

• Start your day with a bang! #GetLit

• Hey there. You’re looking good today. Feeling energized?

• I make coffee. You bring the crack.

• Got so much energy I can’t see straight, time to take a nap.

• You can’t get a selfie in here!

• Raise your hand if you can’t wait for the weekend.

• Don’t forget to grab your coffee on the way in. It’s going to be a long…workout. 👉

• You’re not yourself until you’ve tried us. 😉

• Some people can’t handle me, so I have to handle them first.

• If we were any more energized we’d be on fire. With the right stuff, you can get a good workout and have tons of fun — without coming off as annoying.

• Feel your energy levels rise as you start imagining all the places you’ll get to take that selfie on our next adventure.

• You may be an expert at #MondayMotivation, but we’re the experts of #TuesdayTired. Bring it to work with you.

• Is it even possible for a day to start off badly when you have energy like this?

• We’ll beat that hangover with an eye-opener 😁.

• Cheers to #Friday – and not just because we’re on a football field with a football in our hands.

• Cheers to another Monday! #SundayFunday

• Happy hour is really just an opportunity to drink in the afternoon.

• Every day is a fresh start, but your outfit is the ultimate accessory.

• It’s almost like the universe is trying to tell you something.

• Whatever it is you’re facing, you’ve got this.

• I’m out of breath from following you around all day long. Are you sure you should be drinking this energy drink?

• Get the party started with a splash of sugar and a whole lot of caffeine 🍻

• We all need energy, but we don’t all need it to taste like candy canes and laser-firing eyeballs.

• Keep calm, but drink a Red Bull 💥

• The only thing that keeps you going is a constant flow of coffee and mini donuts.

• The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.

• It’s not the fall that bothers me. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

• Hit the snooze button and drink some of that 🍊 (not our energy drink, but you get the idea)

• The name is @drinkmor🍹. I’m here to help you meet your health and wellness goals through the power of hydration.

• Whether it be coffee, tea, or me… always get a little buzz when you’re around

• If you’re reading this, stop and make me a drink.

• Fall is the season of big, bold flavors. So spice up your taste buds with one of our unique flavors then let us know what you think. 👍

• The best things in life aren’t things. #CantBuyHappiness

• Things I won’t be celebrating this Thanksgiving: caffeine withdrawal.

• If you only have time for exercise, remember that push-ups and sit-ups burn calories. But first, you need to…

• Cheers to that sweet time of year when sandal season and pumpkin season align. 🍂☀

• If I have to choose between the hangover or the food poisoning, I’m going with the hangover.

• Wherever you are is where you’re supposed to be.

• Energize your day with an ice-cold can of [Energy Drink]

• Life’s better when you’re caffeinated. But seriously, don’t drink too much 🙂 #ad

• Life is too short not to drink great coffee. —J.R.

• I can quit drinking whenever I want…I just choose not to. 🍹

• No need to slow down. Our soda will do that for you.

• We’re totally… On a sugar high. Stay tuned for more 😜 .

• Now that the heat’s on, spice up the 🔥 by checking out our contest for a trip to Mexico 🌴

• When your buzz wears off, it’s time to redose.

• I’m feeling so peppy today. I’m not sure if you can tell. 😏

• I don’t always drink coffee. But when I do, I prefer to drink it black like my soul.

• You’ll be stupid if you don’t try it

• Don’t let the haters get you down!

• if I could fall off the face of the earth, I would.

• This ain’t no ordinary energy drink.

• Wake up and smell the coffee. And energy. It’s your life, live it!

• I’m pretty sure my dentist invented Octane.

• 👯‍♂️💨👴🏻#dadbodgradeas #doyouevenliftbro

• There’s so much more to coffee than a caffeine rush.

• That moment when you realize your to-do list is literally endless and all you want to do is lay on the couch and watch Netflix.

• Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

• If you love fall, follow @fall. If you’re unsure about falls, follow me 🙂

• If you can read this, you’re too close.

• you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain #Avengers

• the best way to catch a wave is to stand up

• Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?

• You’re not a fetus, you’re just a week old.

• We’re not saying this is a shortcut to happiness, but it will give you wings.

• #notsponsored. Actually, we’ll pay you to drink it.

• Whoever said going slow was a good idea never tried Monster Energy.

• Caffeine gives me the energy to be clueless and socially awkward.

• Drink. Be awesome at everything you do. We’ll take it from here.

• Awesome things happen when you’re hydrated (like, uh, inventing the wheel or something.)

• You know you’re @caffenolatte when your friends start looking at you funny because they think you’ve become an actual coffee bean. 🍵😜

• There’s nothing like a peppermint mocha first thing in the morning. And there’s no better way to start your day than with one of ours!

• We found a way to give you the extra edge you need. You’re welcome 😉

• Few things are better for waking you up than a natural disaster.

• Today’s forecast calls for sunshine and SWAG #rainbowdrinks

• If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never occur. 🍋🍂

• If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan 🍏

• Why’s it so hard to find energy drinks in a can?

• When life gives you lemons, make a Battery-Operated Lemon 🍋🎃

• We’re just here to remind you that life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.🍹

• Caffeine is the closest thing to magic that we have.

• 🍿Fall in love all over again. Fall in love with this smoothie.

• You can’t ‘outwork’ a bad diet. Have a smoothie after your workout instead. 🥊

• I’m not a big fan of exercise, but I do like cheesecake and drinks that taste like candy.

• I never knew four loko was one of the latest health trends.

• I take my coffee like I take my life: Hot, strong, and with the power to stop at nothing but the best things in life.

• You don’t need to be a ninja to jump like one.

• On the first day of juice cleanse, god gave up and made me an energy drink.

• [ Instagram caption ]A 2016 study found that 80% of people drink coffee while doing other things.

• If you enjoy the feeling of anxiety and nervousness before exams, try our _______ energy drink. 😉

• Nothing wakes me up with a morning kick like Red Bull. #wakeupandlive

• Pumpkin spice latte season officially starts.. now.

• Taste the rainbow. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple… all in one little can. The more you know 😉

• Like a perfect roast, we bring out the best in you. Cheers to that. 🎉

• Taste the rainbow 🌈 without breaking a sweat.

• Gimme a cold can of refreshment.

• Don’t be a prude, drink to that.

• I feel so good I think I’ll have another.

• These are not sanctioned by the government so don’t try this at home.

• My alarm went off at 5 am and I said, “I sure hope that’s not the afternoon alarm.”

• If you’re thirsty and tired, but can’t sleep. Drink a glass of #energy.

• We use the best ingredients in all of our drinks, so you can have the best time.

• You are a hot mess, but you’re my hot mess. 🥴

• We’re like a cup of coffee but we’re in a can and we taste good.

• Take a deep breath, put your phone down, and enjoy the moment. 📱

• We’re so excited that you’re finally old enough to drink this. 🙂

• When life gives you lemons, reach for this.

• When life gives you lemons, make sure you’re wearing your citrus-themed fanny pack.

• Hey, Thirsty?MeMe, I hope you’re drinking something with fiber and electrolytes right now.

• Screw the fallback, I want my money back #savemefromautumn

• Beers, beers, beat it. We have energy. We have stamina.

• Measuring my life in coffee not cups 🍴 #MotivationMonday

• You wouldn’t like me when I’m caffeinated.

• What happens in the gym…stays in the gym. 💪🏽

• Sweet and green, I’m sugar and spice, but you can call me a banana shake. 😛

• I can’t believe it’s not sugar-free.

• How did your week go? It was good, I guess. Could have been better. Still can’t believe the Dolphins won that game 😔

• Sometimes you just have to turn it off and nod your head.

• It’s called work for a reason. If it was fun, they would’ve called it something else.

• A healthy spirit is the fountain of youth. 💦☕

• Accepting the fact that I won’t get any sleep tonight at all.

• I don’t always drink energy drinks, but when I do, I prefer not to be awake.

• We live for those moments when we get to give you wings… and energy. #Redbull

• Not a morning person? Try Red Bull. We bring the morning to you.

• We’ll fuel you for the unexpected moments that life brings your way.

• Put down the pumpkin spice latte, go outside and act like a kid again.

• Life’s a party. Join in. #LifesAThing

• Be honest. If there are two bottles in front of you, which one would you choose?

• Pumped for the weekend. Get pumped with me.

• One sip of this and you’ll be flying high. Just don’t forget to bring it down for breath between sips. 😉

• The only thing that can make working on a Friday worse is getting to work on a Wednesday too.

• What is the meaning of life? To live! Live! Live! Live! Live!

• The more you know… The thirstier you’ll get.

• We live to get up, get down, and never give up.

• My favorite thing about winter is the “I’m ready for summer” spring jackets

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