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Funny Energy Drink Quotes and Captions for Instagram
• Doing crazy stunts with this energy drink is not advised. Do try these at your own risk. Discretion is advised, but you can’t make me hold it against you
• There’s a reason I don’t have an energy drink sponsor…but would love….because the only thing that keeps me going is coffee.
• Taste the sunshine and feel the power of your happy place—straight from the can.
• Stay hydrated and never let your energy levels drop
• Bruh, we’re just getting coffee. Chill.
• You’re not a morning person. But, this is an emergency. Time to bring out the big guns.
• There’s a time to be a good girl and there’s a time for living life on the edge—and I think it’s now.
• When life hands you a lemon, make yourself a cocktail.
• Better get this done before I’m too old to enjoy it.
• My favorite kind of party is a gathering.
• I’m so excited to announce our new product line of gross energy drinks including a spicy mayonnaise blend, beet juice, and pickle juice.
• We are so excited to announce our new coupons that are getting people’s hearts racing. (But it’s okay, we’re not talking about the caffeine.)
• I take great pictures with my phone because my camera takes terrible pictures.
• You can’t see my face, but I’m wearing a huge smile that’s all teeth
• There are two types of people in this world: those who eat because they’re hungry, and those who eat because they’re bored. I’m the latter.
• Live life to the fullest and never stop smiling. Drink water, eat yogurt and live forever.
• I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer to drink it black.
• I don’t always go through a drive-thru, but when I do, it’s with you.
• A caffeine infusion, a mental and physical stimulation, and ingestion of energy.
• Weekends are a time to put on your best sweatpants, pop opens a cold can of Mountain Dew, and play old-school video games.
• What part of “no drink driving” don’t you understand?
• What are you waiting for?! You see that cliff up ahead? Our energy drinks will help you climb over it.
• You’ve had a long day. You deserve a big can of this delicious, fizzy, caffeinated, ginger-glazed nectar of the gods.
• Red bull gives you wings. You don’t see me jumping off any buildings or bridges, do you?
• When you’re on a diet and it’s the weekend.
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an energy drink a day keeps life interesting.
• We’re pretty much serious about creating the energy you need to get through your day.
• If you’re only as good as your last selfie, we’re all in trouble.
• The wifi at my gym only works sometimes. It’s like they don’t want me to get stronger I’m on an all juice diet. I’ve lost three days already.
• When life gets you down…drink and get a second wind.
• There’s no wrong way to drink a Monster.
• What would you do if you weren’t afraid?
• Out of the blue, this drink just wanted to be iced.
• It’s not a party unless you’re a little tipsy.
• When she finally figures out what you’re up to.
• Not all heroes wear capes, but *some* do
• When it feels like the weekend is never going to get here, you can’t help but dance. We’ve totally been there.
• I got 99 problems and this drink solves all of them
• I can’t think of a better way to start the day than with a delicious, refreshing glass o’ you. Cheers!
• Stay hydrated, stay alert, and stay sharp.
• Loving life is easy when you’ve got the right tools.
• If the world were a glass of water, we’d all be ducks.
• Sip by sip – day by day – your whole body will make a change.
• Etsy is a great place to buy products that look like they were made by craft fair artists.
• I’m not a doctor but I play one on Instagram.
• I’m more of a coffee person, to be honest.
• Do you get your energy from 100% pure sources? Let’s turn the tables on this statement. You are now the fruit of the spirit! Holy Spirit Power!
• Mornings just got a lot more interesting.
• It takes a crazy person to see things as they really are.
• “Success is my natural habitat, I grow there effortlessly.” – Richard Branson
• We’re all maxed out. Energy drinks on the other hand…
• this caption is the perfect example of how to create an image macro
• Are you my mommy? Because when I drink, ‘I need to lie down!’
• whenever you have a photoshoot, always have some sugar handy. After all, it’s never too early to start a good day.
• Nothing like a coffee, a shot of whiskey, and a cigarette to start your weekend off right.
• Feeling all fired up and ready to go … in a good way
• The only thing better than a regular shake is extra thick and creamy!
• I’m not calling him a hero. He’s just someone who gets stuff done.
• I love Fall — it’s my favorite season. Which I guess is saying something since I live in Southern California and don’t have a lot of seasons to choose from.
• If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.
• In a world without energy drinks, you might wake up after 8 hours of sleep and say “hey, I feel pretty good”.
• Love is not an emotion, it’s an energy drink.
• Energy is for life. We just make it taste good.
• Are you feeling it? We’re ready to get focused and energized #FeelIt
• It’s not the coffee that wakes you up in the morning…
• Refresh your mind, body, and soul with this high-octane beverage.
• Hey, I’m about to be hyper for the rest of the day. And I don’t care who knows it.
• I’m on the edge of my seat because life is just getting so exciting.
• Make a move, Make even just the smallest of steps, and then trust you are exactly where you need to be.
• It takes a strong decision to create your own destiny. Choose to be awesome.
• Life’s too short to never have been lost at sea.
• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
• Hey there. You’re looking good today. Feeling energized?
• I make coffee. You bring the crack.
• Got so much energy I can’t see straight, time to take a nap.
• Raise your hand if you can’t wait for the weekend.
• Don’t forget to grab your coffee on the way in. It’s going to be a long…workout.
• You’re not yourself until you’ve tried us.
• Some people can’t handle me, so I have to handle them first.
• If we were any more energized we’d be on fire. With the right stuff, you can get a good workout and have tons of fun — without coming off as annoying.
• Feel your energy levels rise as you start imagining all the places you’ll get to take that selfie on our next adventure.
• Is it even possible for a day to start off badly when you have energy like this?
• We’ll beat that hangover with an eye-opener
• Cheers to #Friday – and not just because we’re on a football field with a football in our hands.
• Cheers to another Monday! #SundayFunday
• Happy hour is really just an opportunity to drink in the afternoon.
• Every day is a fresh start, but your outfit is the ultimate accessory.
• It’s almost like the universe is trying to tell you something.
• Whatever it is you’re facing, you’ve got this.
• I’m out of breath from following you around all day long. Are you sure you should be drinking this energy drink?
• Get the party started with a splash of sugar and a whole lot of caffeine
• We all need energy, but we don’t all need it to taste like candy canes and laser-firing eyeballs.
• The only thing that keeps you going is a constant flow of coffee and mini donuts.
• The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
• It’s not the fall that bothers me. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
• Hit the snooze button and drink some of that (not our energy drink, but you get the idea)
• Whether it be coffee, tea, or me… always get a little buzz when you’re around
• If you’re reading this, stop and make me a drink.
• Fall is the season of big, bold flavors. So spice up your taste buds with one of our unique flavors then let us know what you think.
• Things I won’t be celebrating this Thanksgiving: caffeine withdrawal.
• If you only have time for exercise, remember that push-ups and sit-ups burn calories. But first, you need to…
• Cheers to that sweet time of year when sandal season and pumpkin season align.
• If I have to choose between the hangover or the food poisoning, I’m going with the hangover.
• Wherever you are is where you’re supposed to be.
• Life’s better when you’re caffeinated. But seriously, don’t drink too much
• I can quit drinking whenever I want…I just choose not to.
• No need to slow down. Our soda will do that for you.
• We’re totally… On a sugar high. Stay tuned for more.
• Now that the heat’s on, spice up the by checking out our contest for a trip to Mexico
• When your buzz wears off, it’s time to redose.
• I’m feeling so peppy today. I’m not sure if you can tell.
• I don’t always drink coffee. But when I do, I prefer to drink it black like my soul.
• You’ll be stupid if you don’t try it
• Don’t let the haters get you down!
• if I could fall off the face of the earth, I would.
• This ain’t no ordinary energy drink.
• Wake up and smell the coffee. And energy. It’s your life, live it!
• I’m pretty sure my dentist invented Octane.
• There’s so much more to coffee than a caffeine rush.
• That moment when you realize your to-do list is literally endless and all you want to do is lay on the couch and watch Netflix.
• Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right
• you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain #Avengers
• the best way to catch a wave is to stand up
• Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?
• You’re not a fetus, you’re just a week old.
• We’re not saying this is a shortcut to happiness, but it will give you wings.
• #notsponsored. Actually, we’ll pay you to drink it.
• Whoever said going slow was a good idea never tried Monster Energy.
• Caffeine gives me the energy to be clueless and socially awkward.
• Drink. Be awesome at everything you do. We’ll take it from here.
• Awesome things happen when you’re hydrated (like, uh, inventing the wheel or something.)
• There’s nothing like a peppermint mocha first thing in the morning. And there’s no better way to start your day than with one of ours!
• We found a way to give you the extra edge you need. You’re welcome
• Few things are better for waking you up than a natural disaster.
• Today’s forecast calls for sunshine and SWAG #rainbowdrinks
• If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never occur.
• If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
• Why’s it so hard to find energy drinks in a can?
• When life gives you lemons, make a Battery-Operated Lemon
• We’re just here to remind you that life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.
• Caffeine is the closest thing to magic that we have.
• Fall in love all over again. Fall in love with this smoothie.
• You can’t ‘outwork’ a bad diet. Have a smoothie after your workout instead.
• I’m not a big fan of exercise, but I do like cheesecake and drinks that taste like candy.
• I never knew four loko was one of the latest health trends.
• I take my coffee like I take my life: Hot, strong, and with the power to stop at nothing but the best things in life.
• You don’t need to be a ninja to jump like one.
• On the first day of juice cleanse, god gave up and made me an energy drink.
• [ Instagram caption ]A 2016 study found that 80% of people drink coffee while doing other things.
• Nothing wakes me up with a morning kick like Red Bull.
• Pumpkin spice latte season officially starts.. now.
• Taste the rainbow. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple… all in one little can. The more you know
• Like a perfect roast, we bring out the best in you. Cheers to that.
• These are not sanctioned by the government so don’t try this at home.
• My alarm went off at 5 am and I said, “I sure hope that’s not the afternoon alarm.”
• We use the best ingredients in all of our drinks, so you can have the best time.
• You are a hot mess, but you’re my hot mess.
• We’re like a cup of coffee but we’re in a can and we taste good.
• Take a deep breath, put your phone down, and enjoy the moment.
• We’re so excited that you’re finally old enough to drink this. 🙂
• When life gives you lemons, reach for this.
• When life gives you lemons, make sure you’re wearing your citrus-themed fanny pack.
• Hey, Thirsty?MeMe, I hope you’re drinking something with fiber and electrolytes right now.
• Beers, beers, beat it. We have energy. We have stamina.
• You wouldn’t like me when I’m caffeinated.
• What happens in the gym…stays in the gym.
• Sweet and green, I’m sugar and spice, but you can call me a banana shake.
• How did your week go? It was good, I guess. Could have been better. Still can’t believe the Dolphins won that game
• Sometimes you just have to turn it off and nod your head.
• It’s called work for a reason. If it was fun, they would’ve called it something else.
• A healthy spirit is the fountain of youth.
• Accepting the fact that I won’t get any sleep tonight at all.
• I don’t always drink energy drinks, but when I do, I prefer not to be awake.
• We live for those moments when we get to give you wings… and energy. #Redbull
• Not a morning person? Try Red Bull. We bring the morning to you.
• We’ll fuel you for the unexpected moments that life brings your way.
• Put down the pumpkin spice latte, go outside and act like a kid again.
• Be honest. If there are two bottles in front of you, which one would you choose?
• Pumped for the weekend. Get pumped with me.
• One sip of this and you’ll be flying high. Just don’t forget to bring it down for breath between sips.
• The only thing that can make working on a Friday worse is getting to work on a Wednesday too.
• What is the meaning of life? To live! Live! Live! Live! Live!
• The more you know… The thirstier you’ll get.
• We live to get up, get down, and never give up.
• My favorite thing about winter is the “I’m ready for summer” spring jackets