Funny Driving Captions for Instagram With Quotes

Funny Driving Captions for Instagram With Quotes

Having a good time is the most important thing in life. Of course, having fun with friends and family is also important. But we all know that sometimes it can be tough to find fun activities for everyone to enjoy together. One easy way around this is by staying inside the car and driving around town instead of going out for dinner or drinks.

Funny Driving Captions for Instagram With Quotes

• It’s the weekend. You’ve earned it. Here are some tips for driving with a sense of humor:

• Be safe, drive safely, and have fun out there!

• You know what they say. Drive safe and don’t drink and drive—unless you want to see the world as a stop sign.

• It’s all fun and games until you get pulled over, then what?

• The only thing funnier than a crash is reversing it.

• The only thing you can learn from this video is that people shouldn’t drive while they are drunk.

• When your car is stuck in the mud, but you still have plenty of time to joke about it. 😎

• Put that foot down and take a drive!

• Everyone drives around in a big circle. It’s just that some people do it faster than others.

• This car is capable of doing it all, but probably shouldn’t be doing this. 😏🏆

• Nothing to do but drive and reach for the stars.

• Where life is short and the road is long.

• The road never ends. It’s a thrill ride full of obstacles, challenging corners, and dangerous curves. And it’s also the perfect place for you to test your driving skills.

• On your way to the best day ever, keep it safe and drive like you stole this car

• Your car is the perfect mode of transportation for daydreaming. Just make sure you buckle up and take your eyes off the road, or else you might end up in a ditch somewhere.

• The best kind of trouble is when you get to drive. 😉

• You know you’re going too fast when you feel like your eyes are rolling back into your head. You should’ve seen the other guy’s reaction to this. 😂

• Here’s to having a good time, whatever the road.

• I’m not here to be told how to drive. I’m here to kick ass and take names

• Just because it’s not done the way you want it to, doesn’t mean you can’t drive it.

• The road to success is filled with potholes, but you don’t have to worry about that.😄

• Slow down. It’s not your car, it’s not your life.

• You don’t need a green light to enjoy the ride.

• You know you’re wearing red lipstick when… 😎

• Nothing says fun like driving on the wrong side of the road.

• Driving with the windows down is like being in the mood for some good old fashioned fun.

• Drive safe and stay alert, but don’t be afraid to have some fun. 😎

• Don’t be afraid to be bold! It’s fun to drive fast in a way that is safe and responsible.

• The only way to enjoy the road is to keep it at 60mph.

• The only thing that stops us from going fast is traffic.

• I’m going to need a bigger car.

• We’re all about that life in the fast lane.

• It’s a road trip. So buckle up, because we’re goin’ places. 😎

• You can have the road, I’ll take the street.

• It’s not just about the destination. It’s about the drive to get there.

• Don’t be afraid to take the scenic route.

• When you can’t get a straight answer from your GPS tracking system.

• You won’t believe what’s on the other side of this tunnel.

• I can’t stop smiling while driving. This is the best feeling ever.

• The more you drive, the less likely it is that you’ll get a ticket 🚗 💫

• It’s legal to text and drive, but only if you’re the one in control.

• If you’re going to drive like this, you might as well take the scenic route.

• The only time to drive is when you’re moving, so get moving. 🚀

• Don’t drive like your grandma. Drive like the devil

• I’m ready to drive you insane. I’m ready to drive you crazy!

• What’s the best car you’ve ever driven?

• Stay on the road and keep your eyes on the prize.

• I’m gonna drive faster than you can run.

• Never drive faster than your brakes can handle.

• Not all cars are built for speed.

• When your vision is obstructed by red lights

• Life is too short to drive boring cars. #FunnyDriving

• Watch out! There’s a maniac behind the wheel.

• I told my friend I would text him, but that I was going to drive. He replied, “Don’t drive!”

• The only way to drive is to drive.

• It’s a good thing we’re not driving.

• I’m not even in the car yet and I’m already driving.

• Life is like a drive to the top of a mountain. You have to be in the right car, with the right driver, and at the right time. #love

• Some days it feels like I’m driving a parade instead of a car

• The only thing you need to know about the road is that it’s big and open.

• “Going through life is like going downhill. The faster you go, the faster life goes. Stop and smell the air.”

• I’m pretty sure she was drinking before I picked her up 😂👌

• A little bit of recklessness goes a long way.

• No really, it’s not too late to change your mind.

• Wanna have a good time? Then get behind the wheel and let’s go!

• You don’t have to be a driver to drive in this game of chase on the road! 😎

• Don’t drive too fast or you’ll end up in a crash. 😱

• Don’t hit the road with your eyes closed. It’s better to be a little late than to stay at home and risk getting into an accident.

• You got a car that does everything but drive. That’s called the perfect ride.

• When you’re on a road trip and everything looks like the movies.

• Only when you are in the fast lane, can you truly appreciate the speed limit.

• Stop for a second and enjoy the ride.

• Driving is dangerous. If you’re not careful, you can end up in the middle of a crisis like this.

• It looks like someone sped up the music in our car.

• #Be safe and fast. Leave the car behind.

• Sometimes you need to hustle to the next yellow light.

• It’s 70 degrees. I’ve got a hoodie on, and my car is open. What more do you need?

• If you’re going to drive, make sure you enjoy the ride.

• Don’t let anyone tell you where to drive—you know, *You’re* the one driving in the car.

• I’m not saying I don’t know how to drive, but I am definitely showing off.

• The only way to navigate this crazy world is by getting behind the wheel. 🚗

• So, how do you like the new Buick?

• I’m on the highway, and you’re here—what a pleasant surprise!

• These are the moments you’ll remember for the rest of your life. #Roadtrips

• It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

• It’s never too late to give up your seat.

• I’m not gonna lie, I was distracted by the phone.

• They say, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. In my case, it’s definitely the other way around. 😎

• A little bit of this, a little bit of that. It’s all about balance between being spontaneous and safe.

• How do you stay warm in the winter?

• You don’t have to be a pro to drive, but it helps.

• If a cop pulls me over and I’m drunk, I’ll be polite and say “I’m sorry officer.” But then I’ll start laughing and drive away.

• Don’t let your morning commute get the best of you. Get behind the wheel and go for it! 😎

• How do we know you have a death wish? Because you’re driving like an idiot.

• How to drive: stop thinking, start driving

• The only time to drive is when you are on a mission, and that mission is speed.

• I’m here to say that you can’t even control your car, let alone a drunk driver. Who says you have to be perfect?

• Can’t stop the feeling of being in the left lane.

• The art of driving is all about being in the moment.

• I’m gonna get me a Lamborghini and go fast.

• Safety first—keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel.

• If you want to see something really cool, look at our brakes. They’re really interesting!

• My front seat is a mess, but no one will tell.

• “POWER” is the only thing that drives me.

• When you’re driving, you can say anything.

• Driving is a serious business. Please don’t break the law in your car when you’re driving.

• There is no such thing as bad weather. Just bad drivers.

• the best way to get from A to B is to ignore the speed limit and drive like a d***

• When you’re not paying attention, you can get hit by a car.

• It’s not just a car, it’s a mobile office.

• When you’re in the zone, you can’t be stopped by traffic lights.

• This was supposed to be a fun drive, but I think we’re going to need a new destination.

• You know you’re having too much fun when you start singing along with the radio.

• The only way to keep your car from getting dirty is to keep it clean. 😎

• Nothing says summer like the sound of a horn. Let the good times roll with this limited edition set of two plastic horns, featuring your favorite beverages.

• Hey, there’s a little mouse at the wheel. Be careful! 😳

• Okay, so we’re not sure if it’s the fanta or just us, but we’re feeling pretty bold today.

• Always obey the signs, even if they seem confusing. You’ll thank us later.

• Slow down and take your time. You might just be in for a real treat. 😎

• Don’t drive and text, you’re gonna get a ticket.

• I hate traffic, but I can’t help but smile when I see your bumper sticker.

• The most dangerous thing a driver can do is drive the speed limit.

• You know what’s better than driving? Not driving.

• Life’s too short to drive like an old man.

• Hey, hey hey! The roads aren’t as crowded as they used to be. Besides, this is the perfect time to drive when you’re feeling spontaneous.

• My car can’t stop dancing. I’m gonna hit the road and see what it does in reverse.

• our cars are so fast and we’re doing donuts on the streets of Evanston 😂

• Driven by GPS, the car doesn’t take wrong turns 🚗 🚓 🛠🏻

• On your marks, get set…burning rubber.

• In case you didn’t know, manual transmission is a thing and we all love a good story🙂

• Don’t be afraid to drive fast, but don’t be afraid to go slow.

• 🚙 When you drive like a boss and you’re in your zone.

• A few miles per hour at these speeds is not only dangerous, it’s way too slow.

• It’s never too early to start training.

• If you love driving, we’ve got a great deal on your next car.

• You’re not a one-finger driver, but you can still drive like one.

• You know you’re a bad driver when…

• You know what’s funny? Driving with your windows down in the middle of winter.

• You look like a fish in the water…but you’re driving like a dolphin.

• You’ve been warned. Drive carefully.

• You think you’re ready. You think you’re ready for the road. Well, let’s go, then!

• If you’re on the road, then you are in a car. And if you’re in a car, then that means you’re driving. But before we can drive, we must be ready to face traffic.

• If you can’t make it through a yellow light in two seconds, you should stop trying.

• I drove myself to the office this morning. I had a lot of coffee.

• I’m not sure if this is legal or not, but I don’t even care.

• You’ve got to get out of your comfort zone to see what’s beyond.

• It’s a long way to go, but every day I get closer to where I want to be. #KeepMoving

• You might not be into driving like these guys, but at least you can make a good meme.

• You can’t control the road, but you can control how hard you drive!

• Life is too short to drive boring cars.

• I’m going to be the best driver on the road 🚗 💨

• Don’t drive like an old man. Drive like you’re young and on fire.

• How to drive: Simply put the pedal to the metal and don’t look back.

• Take the wheel, it’s time to get a little reckless. 🔗

• It’s not where you go, it’s what you do. And it will set your car on fire 🔥

• You can’t put a price on freedom and the feeling of being in control when you’re behind the wheel.

• It’s not just four wheels and a steering wheel. It’s a whole new way to get around, and it’s fast becoming the new way to live.

• We need to talk about that time you drove us crazy.

• Don’t forget to buckle up, because we got some serious road in front of us. 😎

• Take me to the doughnuts, take me there now. 😋

• We’re driving to the store, we don’t care. We’re driving you crazy with these driving memes.

• Don’t drive like a lady, drive like a dude.

• What happens when you get behind the wheel after a few drinks?

• We’re not playing, we’re driving.

• The best way to get from point A to point B is with a dash of humor and some good tunes 🗣😉

• There are two kinds of people in the world: those who drive on the right side of the road, and everyone else.

• I’m gonna need a bigger car if this is the best I can do.

• The roads are safer than you think.

• If you can’t park, then don’t drive

• Drove from hell to heaven with a little help from my friends. 🚗🚙

• You’re either in the fast lane or on the tarmac.

• Don’t stop. Keep going and don’t look back, because you’re going places.

• We’re starting our weekend on a good foot.

• It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.

• If you’re gonna drive, you should just go. Be the first one to go.

• It’s time to see if you can drive like a pro.

• Who needs a car? We’re here for you when you need a ride!

• If you can’t drive safely, don’t drive at all.

• The best way to get where you want to go is in a Hummer.

• Don’t drive like your life depends on it. Drive like your life depends on you.

• You will never see this car on the highway, but you can see it in your dreams.

• It’s all fun and games until someone gets killed in a fiery crash and you’re the one who did it.

• If you want to get where you’re going, you’ve got to drive fast.

• I may be a little bit late on this, but it was worth the wait. Have you tried our new car wash?

• Better take your hands off the wheel and watch out for yourself, because we’re about to make a sharp left turn

• I’m not worried about a single thing. I’m just cruising with my head down, eyes up and lips sealed 😍😘😂

• Sometimes, it’s the small things that make your day. Like being able to see the road ahead of you.

• These are for all the drivers out there. If you’re going 80 in a 65 zone, we don’t care. You can still have fun!

• You’re not here to drive, you’re here to have fun! 💃

• If you drive like this, police will think you’re drunk. If they pull you over, they will think you’re stupid #laurentdbrown

• The best part about driving is having a front-row seat to all the crazy stuff that goes down on the road.

• Don’t get distracted by the road when you’re driving. We got your back with our most important safety tips …

• I drove through a red light and got pulled over. I guess that’s proof that the red light really does mean stop.

• Driving is the least dangerous place to be in a car

• Keep on keepin’ on, you drive me insane.

• Nothing like a fun summer road trip with friends. 😎

• I’m the driver, you’re the passenger

• Driving fast and roaring through the night. 😎

• The best road trip is the one where you don’t have to drive…and you get to drink beer on the way! 🌲🍺

• Remember to slow down, you don’t wanna be in a no-fun zone. 😁

• A real champion isn’t scared to be who they are and do what they love.

• Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.

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