Funny Chocolate Quotes and Captions for Instagram: Everyone loves chocolate, right? Chocolate makes my toes curl and my heart swoon. It’s a deliciously tempting treat that we don’t eat nearly enough of. So, in celebration of the most glorious food ever to be cooked, I’ve rounded up some of the funniest chocolate quotes and captions for Instagram.
Funny Chocolate Quotes and Captions for Instagram
• There’s only one thing better than eating chocolate…
• Life is like a box of chocolates. It’s full of sweet, tasty surprises
• The best part of dreaming is dreaming about chocolate.
• Am I the only one who thinks baking chocolate chip cookies is one of life’s greatest joys?
• Confidence is like a size 2 dress, it looks better on you when you’ve lost a little weight
• You’ve got to be friends with the girls that you want to be friends with.
• Happiness is worth celebrating. Do it right with Dove.
• Just when you thought this day couldn’t get any better…
• Some days you’re at the bar. Some days the bar is you.
• I want to live in a world where people wear their Halloween costumes on the plane ride home.
• No matter how you take your chocolate, we’ve got the perfect bar for you.
• You can never be too young, too thin, or own too much chocolate.
• Chocolate, we get it. You’re good for us. But that doesn’t mean you can be better.
• Chocolate is my healthiest addiction.
• My mom got me started on chocolate when I was very young. Now I have problems. Can’t quit!
• Could Americans really live without chocolate? Most importantly, could I?
• Get your fix of sugar and chocolate. Everyone deserves a sweet break now and then.
• Life is tough, and then you eat a chocolate.
• This Valentine’s Day, give your sweetheart something they’ll never see coming.
• We have a few tricks up our sleeve to help you catch the eyes of your crush, try it out.
• If at first, you don’t succeed, get chocolate and try again.
• Sadder than a pocket of M&Ms without the letter “m.”
• Just when you think you’ve got her figured out she goes and changes everything
• It’s true—I’m a chocolate tragic. If you’re with me, then this is the caption for you.
• I like my women and my chocolate the same way—sweet.
• We’re not just melted chocolate. We’re the future.
• I eat chocolate. Not because I’m bitter but because I’m sweet
• Did you know that chocolate contains no fat? Now you’re a step ahead of the avocados.
• The best type of hugs are the kind that makes you feel all fuzzy wuzzy
• How they spend their day off is beyond me. Just don’t tell me.
• I love to laugh, that’s why I have no regrets.
• Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this good.
• If you’re going to eat chocolate for breakfast, eat the best chocolate.
• No one should be subjected to the torture of low-quality chocolate.
• Life is sweet when you have chocolate on the mind.
• We believe good things come to those who eat chocolate
• Find yourself. Then lose yourself. And then find the chocolate bar. #chocolateface
• I don’t want to brag, but I’m better than chocolate.
• I’m not missing my ex, I’m just eating an entire bar of chocolate to get over them.
• Pumpkin spice: Nature’s answer to the world’s problems.
• The day starts the same. You take out the trash, then you take a shower, then you make your bed…then you realize it’s Saturday.
• Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
• Nothing is better than sharing chocolate with friends. Nothing.
• We’ve got our hands on some sweet new chocolate in the shape of really big fat bars.
• Mmmmmmm… chocolate. Scientifically proven to enhance happiness. #TreatYoSelf
• There are no accidents in life. You make your own luck. Make this #NationalChocolateDay lucky by indulging in our delicious chocolate and sweets.
• You’re not wrong, but you are on the chocolate naughty list.
Chocolate Funny Quotes
• Chocolate makes everything better. No exceptions.
• The moment you realize you could probably live without chocolate.
• We’re the kind of people who love the rain – and chocolate, and coffee, and a bit of whiskey. What are you into?
• I’ve got a sweet tooth, but that’s just because I can’t get enough of you
• Every bite is a new adventure, and it’s all delicious.
• Nothing goes better together than cookies and cream. These are the best of the best in cookie and ice cream innovation.
• They say there’s no such thing as original sin, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of delicious imitations.
• There are three things certain in life: death, taxes, and chocolate
• We love chocolate in all its forms: as a treat, as a cooking ingredient, and as a lifestyle. Chocoholics Unite!
• What’s a girl to do when chocolate is banned from her diet? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Not all chocolate is created equal. It’s up to you to make the right choices.
• We’re all out of chocolate, but if you’re feeling this view and craving something sweet, we recommend you stop what you’re doing and go outside right now.
• Look at me! I’m eating chocolate. No, seriously. Look at me!
• Life has never been sweeter—happiness is a candy bar. And I’m so happy
• Chocolate, it’s not just for dessert anymore…
• Better to eat chocolate at night than to be bitter in the morning.
• Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you gonna get.
• Kick off the work week with a smile, and a piece of chocolate.
• When you love chocolate – you eat the whole bar.
• Where there’s chocolate, there’s happiness.
• Chocolate bars that are 100% organic and fair trade, get your hands on our new chocolate bar today.
• Before you eat the last piece of chocolate, remember that you will be alone eventually.
• Life is too short to stuff a chocolate donut in your mouth.
• Handcrafted in nature’s candy kitchen, organic and vegan—and we’re not talking kale.
• Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
• Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Do what you love. Before you know it, years will have passed and you’ll be dying to start over.
• If you love chocolate and are proud of it, then this is the Instagram caption for you. Show everyone the kind of person you really are.
• If you are feeling down, grab some chocolate. If you are feeling up, grab more chocolate. So you’re always in a good mood!
• Chocolate is the new black. And this chocolate is my new best friend.
• If you hear someone saying that the only piece of chocolate they’re going to have today is a bite of the chocolate they already have, you should correct them with this quote.
• Just because I’m drinking chocolate milk doesn’t mean I’m lactose intolerant.
• Imperfections are what make us unique. Love yourself and others won’t be able to help it. ,
• The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear.
• Thank you, chocolate, for always being there for me, especially when things go wrong.
• I’m NOT addicted to chocolate, I can quit anytime.
• You’re really good at eating chocolate. You should consider a career as a truffle tourist.
• When you’re just trying to have some healthy chocolate.
• A moment on Earth is worth an eternity in chocolate.
• Indulge in decadence and create a memory.
• Don’t look at life as a walk in the park, but as an invigorating run through beautiful meadows 🏃🏻
• When you have to choose between being right or being kind, always choose kind. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Fall is my favorite season, and pumpkin is by far my favorite flavor.
• Father’s Day is right around the corner! Get Dad this delicious box of our best chocolate bars and let us know what you think in the comments.
• Treat yo’ self: a new chocolate bar every day for the rest of your life. #TalkAboutIndulgent
• The best quality of chocolate is that it is very rich.
• She’s my chocolate fudge sundae.
• No, this isn’t Reese’s cup. It’s actually a Reese’s peanut butter egg.
• Let’s be serious. There’s no such thing as a bad Belgian waffle.
• That moment when the universe has a sense of humor.
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Funny Kids and Chocolate Soda Candy Captions
• Believe it or not, we get Valentine’s Day requests for chocolate soda candy. Now that shows true love!
• Your childhood: Where you could eat chocolate soda candy from a can with your siblings and there was no lawsuit.
• Want to know what happens when a giveaway ends? You get a chocolate soda.
• No, I didn’t drink all the chocolate soda, mom.
• You can never get enough chocolate. That’s why we created Chocolate Fudge Sodas.
• When you have a sweet tooth but all the candy is gone.
• It’s no secret that I’m a chocoholic, but I’ll admit, this is just a little ridiculous.
• one does not simply choose cookies. Cookies choose one.
• Bam! There’s the chocolatey goodness.
• All that glitters isn’t gold, but it definitely tastes like it.
• There’s a reason this is called work, not play.
• Come to Chuck’s for a whole bunch of chocolate soda candy fun.
• We’ve got a chocolate soda and you’re invited.
• We are simply mad about these chocolaty treats. A fun take on childhood memories.
• Because sometimes you just want to sip on something sweet, but still need your caffeine. …Or is that just me?
• There are two kinds of people in this world: those who prefer chocolate over peanut butter, and those who prefer peanut butter over chocolate. What are you?
• When your child is into the O.J. Simpson trial: “You’re not listening to me, are you?”
• I’m not a weatherman…but you can expect a squall of colorful emotions in the next few weeks.
• When you’re in the mood for a healthy treat that tastes like fun, grab some Chocolate Soda Candy!
• How do you spell love? You don’t. You blow on a chocolate soda and pass it to someone special
• People say chocolate sodas are for kids, but I don’t see anybody else downing this whole thing.
• I’m not a big fan of sweets but these chocolate sodas will make your mouth happy ♡
• We want to remind everyone that we don’t just have kids for the candy. Not that there’s anything wrong with that … #notsayswe
• Auntie’s got you covered for Halloween. Candy Coconut Cola!
• If you love blondies and brownies, you’ll love my new candy that’s all the fun of a brownie, without the hassle.
• Everything is better with a side of chocolate: ice cream, cake, friendship bracelets. – Homer Simpson
• There’s nothing wrong with indulging every once and a while. A little sweetness can make anything better.
• What even is life? Do we really need to ask that question when there’s chocolate soda candy around?
• They’re finally asleep. Let’s go steal some chocolate soda candy.
• What happens when you mix chocolate soda with a bunch of cute kids? Magic
• Don’t worry, be happy, and drink chocolate soda!
• Everyone knows the best part of a chocolate soda is the ice cream that melts in your mouth.
• Let’s start with the grown-up chocolate drinks. For breakfast, lunch, and dinner. (But seriously. Let’s.) #choclit
• I don’t know what I like more. The candy or the smile on her face!
• It’s time to put on your most ridiculous outfit and enter the Candy Costume Contest at work. #NerdAthon
• The secret to childhood happiness is to stop being an adult.
• You’re just jealous ’cause you’re not me
• Dinosaur parties are the best kind of party.
• We found someone who can’t get enough of our Chocolate Soda candy bars—or her parents.
• Oh, look, another chocolate soda candy bar. I wonder what that’s like?
• We’ve combined two of your favorite things, chocolate, and soda, into delicious new candy.
• These candies are a little bit less healthy than regular soda, but they’re so worth it.
• When it comes to candy and chocolate, there’s no equal around.
• We’re down for anything when it comes to candy.
• This will make you feel old: The original Willy Wonka movie came out in 1971.
• When you’re this cute, it’s hard to say no.
• Smile, it’s the weekend and you’re on my mind.
• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly bean.