Funny Breakfast Captions for Instagram With Quotes

Breakfast is an important part of your day because it gives you the energy to start the day. It allows you to focus in class, think more clearly, and be more active throughout the day. Start each morning with a smile as you focus your mind through these funny breakfast quotes.

Funny Breakfast Captions for Instagram With Quotes

I don’t know what Breakfast Tacos are either, but I’m pretty sure they’re delicious.

Making breakfast is hard. Take a moment—watch this panda make a pancake, and maybe you’ll feel better about your day 😳

Good morning. A good time to think about breakfast. You cannot be too serious in the morning.

It’s like breakfast and a nightcap in one.

Do you have a healthy breakfast routine? #doyouevenbreakfastifyou

Need a quick meal that’s both delicious and can be made in under 5 minutes? Check out our new breakfast platter!

Turning your favorite sandwich into a waffle sandwich is the genius way to never be bored of your go-to sammie.

A classic ☕️ with a twist to kickstart your morning

Sometimes I just want to pour maple syrup all over my child’s face.

I love this time of day. The kids are still asleep, the dog is snoring on the couch, and my husband is pretending to be asleep in the kitchen.

Mom always said, “Never trust a man who can’t handle his syrup.”

what did the cheese say to the pear? Brie here, Brie there, Brie everywhere.

I have this thing about “breakfast tacos.” I live for them. I love them more than I love breakfast itself.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, right? Maybe. But that doesn’t mean you have to take it so darn seriously.

Stop in the name of breakfast, I need to grab a bite 🍳

When you’re a kid, there’s no such thing as having too much cereal.

What’s the first meal of the day? Breakfast.

Breakfast will never be the same, now that we have chocolate spread.

A relationship should be like a good bowl of cereal: sweet, with a lot of crunches, and most importantly, satisfying to eat!

no one wants to be Mr. Grumpy Gills when they wake up.

Eggs, avocado, and salmon… oh my! Time to make the ultimate power breakfast with these nutrient-packed bites.

You wake me up too early, but I still think you’re swell.

Donuts are an important part of breakfast, no matter how you take it 😉

Eggs Benedict—that’s a classic. But eggs florentine? Now we’re talkin’.

Come on in, sit down. You’ll never guess what we’re gonna do,

Can we talk about the most important meal of the day? Because it’s not dinner 😉🍳

Put a big smile on someone’s face this weekend with a big breakfast! 😁

Happy Sunday, everyone! Here’s to a healthy and delicious breakfast—and a good laugh! ☺

Breakfast. It’s the most important meal of the day. And also the easiest to skip. Don’t do that. Eat breakfast, and make it delicious!

The best part of waking up is eggs in your cup 🥞♻️

I’m always in the mood for #breakfast, especially when it’s a delicious, easy, and quick egg sandwich from my local @biggby . 😁

Waking up is hard to do, but with this combo of savory and sweet flavors in the morning, it’s easier than ever.

Sometimes, it’s what you make of the morning that counts, not the other way around.

You say good morning to us, we say goodnight to you…here’s to a good night’s sleep. ✔

All you need is a cup of coffee and the right brew to start your day off right. (Swipe left)

It’s not easy being cheesy, but someone’s gotta do it.

Y’all know I love my cheese and grits, but sometimes it’s good to mix it up a little. 💁🏾

Glad that I’m not the only one who gets a case of FOMO at breakfast time. 👯😳

I’ll have the usual in full size, please. *free refills*

Before coffee, all I can manage to do is slouch and grumble.

Here’s a hot tip for making a killer breakfast: Make it look like something else. (You’re welcome.)

Don’t make time for breakfast. Make breakfast at the time.

I might be late for work, but let me tell you about the best breakfast sandwich I’ve ever had…

What’s a farmer’s favorite breakfast? A bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich with a side of bacon, egg, and cheese. 🥓 🍳 🥔

It’s impossible to be upset with your best friend over breakfast.

When you’re too hungover to make breakfast with your two hands

Good morning, breakfast people. We have the energy of 17 different kinds of fruit, so let’s get to it.

Ahh the breakfast essentials… let’s get that day started right

How do you like your eggs?

Eggs-traordinary. That is all.

Doughnuts? You don’t need no stinking doughnuts.

Here’s a toast to having all the feels. 🍞

Funny Quotes About Hotel Breakfast

You know what they say: “Always wear sunscreen,” and “Don’t eat the hotel breakfast buffet.” 🍽

Forget about Room Service and make breakfast at home. You will save both money and calories!

Skip the continental breakfast and go for a weekend brunch buffet. Yes, it’s just as good as it sounds.

No one ever says, “I wish my hotel room had less WIFI .”

Today is a perfect day for staying in bed. Just push the breakfast tray under the door.

You’ll love our brunch—served with a side of sleep.

Two things to always remember #breakfast and don’t overstay your welcome. 😉

I want fresh fruit and a hot bath – wake me up when it’s time for lunch.

Because if breakfast is worth eating, it’s worth Instagramming #brunch

Wake up and smell the free food!

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. And a cold glass of OJ for the road.🍗😎

Make sure you don’t miss the most important meal of the day. This is your chance to combine two of your favorite activities—sleeping and eating.

Why choose between pancakes and waffles when you can have them both at the same time?! 🥞

I’ll be the first to admit it, I’m biased—I think hotel breakfasts are a necessity.

You’ve got to love a hotel that serves breakfast pizza and eggs.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but what happens when there’s no room service?

Treat yo self to a complimentary slice of delicious @HamptonsBakery cake with your coffee on us. #sweetdeal

the only thing better than a good sleep? A good breakfast ☕🍳

If you’re obsessed with anything: Legitimately ask for it for breakfast.

Breakfast is an important meal. And so is afternoon margarita hour. Make sure to eat both. 😜##

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, unless you’re a bear, then it’s just brunch.

You’ve got a busy day ahead, but remember to eat breakfast. Studying that menu could take some time. 🥞

May the odds be ever in your favor 😄 #breakfastbet

Don’t come between me and my breakfast.

If breakfast truly is the most important meal of the day, then we’ve been doing it wrong.

Breakfast down, bucket list up. 🍚☕#sunday

Better to be over-served than under-whelmed.

Dance like no one’s watching.

Healthy Breakfast Sayings and Quotes

Need some motivation to start your morning off right? Why not start your day with a dream-worthy breakfast. 😘

What do you have for breakfast? I have motivation for breakfast.

Gotta get that daily #protein fix in somehow. Here’s to a good morning! 🍌

You know what they say: breakfast like a king, lunch like a pauper.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so don’t let anyone forget it.

The most important meal of the day ☕ #goodmorning

Good thing you’ve got your whole day ahead of you because breakfast is only a minute away.

And they said breakfast was the most important meal of the day.

I’ve never been to a breakfast where I had to use a knife and fork.

Some days, I wake up grumpy. Other days, I just let her sleep.

The best way to eat is by having an open mind. The second-best way is to close it and use your mouth.

There’s the weather. And then there are cookies.

A healthy breakfast isn’t just any meal. It’s the one that keeps you going all morning 🥚

The best way to start your day is with granola and a good attitude! #breakfastquotes

It’s never too early for breakfast.

Eating healthy isn’t a chore. It’s a beautiful thing.

Rise and shine with a balanced breakfast.

You can’t make a solid foundation until you’ve got a solid breakfast.

Good morning. It’s time to start your day 🍳.

You’re not a morning person? No worries, we got you covered.

Wake up to a new day and make it the best one yet!

Green smoothies: the new green juice.

Up early? That’s okay. The sun also rises. 😉

Wake up and smell the coffee.

You don’t care if they say you’re out of touch because you belt your truth over the clatter of breaking dishes.

Don’t seek moments when you can just lose yourself in the ordinary. Seek moments when you can find yourself in the extraordinary.

A healthy breakfast is the best way to start off your day.

Wake up and smell the coffee. And eggs. And avocado toast. Let’s get this day started right with a healthy breakfast.

It’s always a good day to start the day with a healthy breakfast.

You’re never going to find a perfect breakfast, so why not make the one you eat every morning as close to perfect as possible

A good breakfast starts your day off right. Eggs are a great way to start the morning. Let’s get cookin’.

☕”How can I eat these eggs without feeling guilty? For breakfast, I just tell myself it’s not double-fisting.” — Constance Hall

Wake up and smell the coffee. It’s breakfast time! 🍔

If the first thing you do when you wake up is to eat, then maybe…you should just lay in bed a little longer. 😉

It’s never too early to start your day right. –BJ Novak

Don’t be a sucker… Eat real food 🍎

Grab your mealbox and let’s do this. You got this!

Make pancakes like pancakes should be made: no-nonsense, no-fuss, simple, good.

That feeling when you’ve kicked your sugar habit and say goodbye to all that artificial sweetener.

Funny Wine Trivia Funny Breakfast Quotes

Ever wonder if a #wine expert can guess your favorite wine just by looking at a picture of your face? We asked our wine consultant to give it a try. 😀

Did you know the first bottle of wine was sold in 1350 BC?  And that over 700,000 bottles are produced per hour? #FunFact

Wine and cheese go together like hugs and kisses—they’re just better with a glass in hand. 😉

Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin

Can you name these top 5 wine-producing countries? 🍷🐾

Wine pairs best with life. So pair some wine in your life. 🍷🥂

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. When I hear the word civilization, I reach for my gun. – DH Lawrence

Wine is sunlight held together by water.

The only thing better than eating and drinking with friends is reading about others doing the same. 🍷🥂

Cheers to you on your birthday, or any day you’re feeling saucy. 🍷

Peak berry season means peak #berrymoment potential. What will you make with your last box of berries? Cheers! 😎🍇

Take the quiz: Which Wine Type Are You? 🍷

Wine can calm the mind and make you a better person . . . at least for the moment. #Wine

Fun fact: The term “getting snockered” refers to the Dutch word, “snoek,” which means eel. Eels, like wine, are long and skinny.

Wine makes every meal better, but did you know? 🍷 🍝🥩

We should celebrate every day because it’s wine o’clock somewhere. 😎

If you love wine, you have to check these out. More than a few interesting facts 😉

Sometimes you just need a glass of wine and homemade pizza.

The study found that people who eat cheese before bed are more likely to dream about… cheese.

Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Meet me at the bar? I’ll be the one at the end of the bottle.

Am I crazy? Or did you hear that too? 🤔

The secret to a long life is behaving as if you are already dead.

Every day should be a perfectly paired day

Wine tasting is like fishing. Every time you drink a glass of wine it’s like fishing, you never know what you’ll catch #fishingforwine

If you could be any wine for a day, what wine would you be? #WineWednesday

Pshhh. You need alcohol to have brunch. It’s the law—not just a suggestion. #WineWednesday

A glass of wine a day can keep the doctor away, so treat yourself to some of our new releases.

Wine before beer, you’re in the clear. Beer before wine …. You get the picture. 🍷🍻

We go through approximately 11 million pounds of grapes each year…so we hear it’s healthy to drink with them!

Some things go great together: Wine and cheese, Sunday and sports games, morning and “Fri-ee-ends”… And some don’t.

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

Toast your fashion sense and raise a glass to the fourth year of our delicious collaboration with the @instagood world 😋

All you need is love and a corkscrew.

Did you know? The average vacation is three days. What are you waiting for?

Now you be honest with me, who else has been under the influence?😂

Funny Quote Husband Cooking Breakfast

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there™ with coffee, eggs, and bacon.

The best part about waking up is… seeing you in my kitchen.

Good morning and goodnight! When you’re my husband, breakfast can be served at any time of the day.

If my wife doesn’t wake up and make me pancakes, I’m going to have to do it myself.

The secret ingredient to the perfect day: is pancakes. 😋

I’m so glad I married her if only so I can eat all this food…

How to make your wife happy? Let her sleep.

You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs ✌🏼

the dorm will be empty for the next 3 hours. guess what I’m doing? 🤔 🍳🥞

If you are thinking about starting the day without coffee, don’t. The only reason to get out of bed is if your feet hit the floor.

You can’t name pancakes in honor of a sailor, an armor, and a dinosaur, and then not eat said pancakes.

You’re so old and yet young at the same time.

There’s nothin’ like a man who can make you breakfast in bed 😊

When first steps lead to standing on a stool and cooking way too many pancakes for just one person 😁

Good morning babe. I’m making eggs, bacon, and pancakes. Oh and hot coffee with cream…and a bottle of wine. 😏

Ain’t no party like a breakfast party ’cause a breakfast party don’t stop.

If you can read this, chances are good that I burned the breakfast. 😃

Tried to make breakfast while you were sleeping. It went okay, but I made a mess. #dontjudgeme

The only way to wake up to breakfast is with coffee in bed. Especially when there’s bacon on the menu. 🍗

You can take the boy out of the kitchen but you can’t take the kitchen out of the boy.

It’s a Wednesday in July. Today is pancake day.

We didn’t get married for the money, but it’s nice to know we won’t be poor either. 😘🥓

We’ll never forget this morning.

I like my eggs in a sandbox, the yolks are soft and the whites are hard.

A man can never be too rich or too thin.

How to make your husband feel like the man of the house: Make breakfast for him.

Cooking breakfast for the family this morning

He’s like a dad at breakfast. Does the same thing every morning and same thing every morning and it still comes out perfect.

Morning work calls. I’ll be in the kitchen cooking breakfast. If you’re lucky, you’ll get a mouthful of something delicious.

He’s not the best cook, but his pancakes are pretty good. 😐

My husband says he can’t cook, but he makes a mean bowl of cereal.

It’s not that I mind helping, it’s just that you never made me breakfast before.

When the kids are a little crazy, and the coffee isn’t that great, and your husband is singing in the shower… that’s when you know you’ve got it all going on.

Sneaking in some breakfast before I have to go to work. After all, breakfast is the most important meal of the day! 😁

Treat yo’ self to the most important meal of the day.

No, I do not want to participate in the bacon-eating contest. And yes, it is a bacon-eating contest.

Toast with a side of sass! 😉 #toastinthebathtub

I’m pretty sure I could be a top chef on the Food Network. But I just don’t have the time to audition for Top Chef.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they’re yours; if they don’t they never were.

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