Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Grandpa: Are you looking for a great caption to make your grandpa laugh on his birthday? There are several types of great captions out there and you don’t know where to start. You want the perfect caption so that when your grandpa looks at his pictures he won’t stop laughing the whole day. You want him to share it with his friends so that they can enjoy it too. Choosing a funny picture is one thing. Writing a funny caption is another challenge.
Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Grandpa
• You’ve lived long enough to realize that you were right all along. Happy birthday, grandpa! We love you.
• You may not be able to drive as well as you used to, but your humor is still sharp as ever—and that’s what keeps me smiling. Happy birthday, grandpa!
• Happy Birthday to the man who’s not just my grandpa but is also my lifetime BFF.
• Happy birthday to my grandpa, who is cooler than me and reminds me of that daily.
• Grandpa, you’re not 70. There’s a 60-year-old man inside of you who hasn’t seen the light of day in 20 years.
• Happy birthday to this guy who just celebrated his 64th birthday by learning how to text.
• Grandpa, ever since you retired from the military, you’ve been retired from life.
• Grandpa is such a show stopper, that there should be no one like him.
• HBD to my grandpa, the king of five-o’clock naps and seven-o’clock snacks.
• Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my favorite childhood playmate and shopping buddy! Love you forever and ever!
• He’s our cool grandpa and we can’t wait to see what he does next. Happy Birthday, Grandpa!
• You’re not just my grandpa, you’re the best grandpa in the entire world. Happy birthday and thanks for putting up with me all these years!
• Happy Birthday to the best grandpa in the world! Thanks for putting up with all of my antics.
• Wishing a very Happy Birthday to my grandfather, who’s aged like a fine wine since 1925.
• Happy birthday to the man who taught me how to burp, swear and spit.
• Happy birthday to the man who raised me and taught me everything I know.
• Getting old is a lot better than the alternative: dying. Don’t you think?
• Getting old isn’t for sissies.
• you’re a great-grandpa, grandpa! Happy birthday.”
• Happy Birthday to the coolest grandpa in town. Now let’s go get ice cream!
• Happy birthday to the best grandfather in the whole world, and his favorite grandchild (me)
• Happy birthday, Gramps! You’re not old, you’re vintage
• I’m only like half responsible for my actions. My grandpa is the other half.
• Forget about the candles—when it comes to birthdays, we’re all about the cake.
• It’s another year down, but thank goodness you’re still around! Happy birthday.
• I hope you’re happy, I hope you’re healthy, and I say these things because I love you.
• Grandpa, you may be old but at least your Instagram game is still fresh. Happy birthday!
• You’ll never be as young as you are right now, so have fun. Happy birthday, grandpa!
• Happy Birthday, Grandpa! You’re getting old, but you’re still the best.
• Happy birthday, Grandpa! You’re not getting older. Your age is just a number that keeps increasing.
• Grandpa is one of the best people around and his birthday should be a holiday.
• Happy birthday to the grandpa that everyone both fears and loves.
• This birthday boy may have some wrinkles, but he’s still a sharp dresser!
• There are two types of people: Old souls and Young spirits. Happy birthday to the world’s oldest young spirit!
• To the man who taught me most of what I know–Happy Birthday!
• Birthday sayings for grandpa: When you were born, the only gift you got from your parents was an elder brother. Happy birthday, old-timer!
• Happy birthday to the world’s most awesome grandpa!
• Happy birthday to the world’s most patient and sweet grandpa.
• Grandpa: someone who gets my silly jokes and has the best stories. Happy Birthday!
• Of all the grandpas in the world, you are my favorite. Happy birthday to the best!
• If we were having coffee together today, I’d tell you how much I love and appreciate you, pop! Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday to the coolest, smartest, strongest, and most hilarious man I know.
• Happy Birthday to the man who taught me how to throw a baseball, and the most important life lesson of all: when your mom asks what you want for dinner, always say ICE CREAM.
• Being a grandpa is the best, especially when it comes to cake and ice cream. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to the coolest grandpa any grandkids could ever wish for – and their hot grandma, too!
• To the world’s greatest grandpa. Happy birthday! It’s time to put on your party pants!
• Happy birthday, Grandpa! I hope you don’t get too hangry today…
• “Grandpa, I may be wise, but you’re old. Happy birthday!
• Grandpa, you taught me how to ride a bike, shoot a ball and throw a punch. But most importantly, how to toast the good life. Happy Birthday!
• Dear Grandpa, you’re the coolest, most clever, and funniest guy I know.
• To the world, you’re just a grandfather. To our family, you’re the world. Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday, old man! You look so good for your age, I almost forgot how old you are.
• Happy Birthday to the coolest, most lovable grandpa around!
• Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. And some have grandchildren who write about their greatness on social media. Happy birthday, Grandpa!
• Happy Birthday, Grandpa, let’s eat cake till we are in a food coma.
• Happy birthday to the man who still pays my phone bill! (I love you, grandpa.)
• Like a fine wine, you get better with age. Happy birthday, grandpa, keep on rockin’!
• It’s time to step up your grandparent game to keep the grandchildren from getting bored.
• Happy birthday to my grandpa, the man who’s had his fair share of ups and downs and is still onto the next adventure.
• Grandpas are like the funny older brother in your family.
• To the man, I love: You may be getting older, but this is still a cake for you. Happy birthday!
• Happy Grandparent’s Day to the one who showed me how to eat like a pig, swear like a sailor, and still be called an angel.
• Happy birthday to the man who always knows how to make me laugh and smile.
• Just wanted to make sure that you have a grand day on your special day. Happy birthday to the greatest grandpa ever!
• Happy birthday to the coolest grandpa ever! Now let’s celebrate.
• Happy birthday to a Grandpa who knows how to party and stay hydrated!
Cute Birthday Captions for Grandpa
• Happy Birthday, Grandpa. You’re another year closer to having the best seat in heaven!
• Happy B-Day to the Best Grandpa a Grandkid could ask for!
• Happy birthday to a grumpy old fart who doesn’t even like cake!
• Happy birthday, old man. May your hangovers last two days instead of three
• Happy Birthday to the man who taught me that I can fix anything, and then told me he was just joking.
• Remember when I was a game of Pac-Man and you weren’t the ghost? Happy Birthday, Pops!
• Let’s celebrate your birthday with a shot of tequila and a shot of vodka.
• If you don’t turn 40, you will never be 30 again. Welcome to old age, your Highness!
• I don’t think anyone has ever looked as good at (age) as you do.
• Do you know what’s better than turning a year older? Free cake. Happy birthday, grandpa!
• Happy birthday to my grandpa, the king of dad jokes.
• Here’s a toast to the man who raised me. You’re still an amazing grandpa, even if you can’t remember my name on my birthday.
• I’m so proud you’re my grandpa. You taught me about the world … and gave me a much bigger allowance than any other grandkids.
• Thank you for your wisdom, thank you for your strength, thanks for being an amazing grandfather. Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday to my grandpa, the man who taught me that mustaches are cool.
• Birthday poses are overrated. Give me an awkward old guy photo any day.
• Happy birthday to a legend who’s still got it at [age]—and always will!
• Happy birthday to a man who is going to be more embarrassing than I am.
• Happy birthday to my best grandpa who always gets me in trouble.
• I’ll never be able to repay you for the things you’ve done for me. I can, however, lend you a hand when you need it. Happy birthday!
• Another year older, another year wiser—and still kicking! Happy Birthday to my favorite human
• I’ve been around for over 30 years, and I’ll be here to celebrate another 30 with you!
• We’re the same age but you look older than me. Happy birthday, grandpa. I love you very much
• Happy birthday to one of the coolest grandpas in the world.
• Grandpas don’t need to be young at heart — they just need a wicked sense of humor.
• Happy birthday to the only person I’d want as my getaway driver. Love you, Grandpa!
• Happy Birthday to my grandfather. The guy who got me started on this drinking problem I have! Without you, I wouldn’t be the man I am today—a drunk one.
• Grandpa, you are the man of steel, and I celebrate you today because you have been a great inspiration to me.
• I might not be your favorite child, but I’m your favorite Grandson!
• A very happy birthday to a man that I look up to more than any other person in this world. In my eyes, you still are and always will be my HERO.
• Birthday captions for the man that I’m pretty sure is my grandpa.
• He’s old enough to be your grandpa… but that doesn’t mean he has to act like it. Happy Birthday, Pa!
• Happy birthday to the coolest and most handsome grandpa in town!
• Happy birthday to the best grandpa I could ever ask for.
• I’m not like a regular grandpa; I’m a cool grandpa.
• I hope you have the best birthday yet. Thanks for always treating me like the favorite grandchild!
• Hope your cake is lemony, hope your day is sunny. Here’s to the guy who has made my life funny! Happy Birthday to you! Enjoy every moment of it.
• I love my grandpa more than he loves his redneck truck.
• Today is your day. You’re the star. We saved you the last slice of cake. Happy birthday, grandpa!
• Happy birthday to the world’s most amazing grandpa, who still manages to be cooler than all of us.
• Happy Birthday, Grandpa! You know, you don’t look a day over 100
• Happy birthday to my grandpa, the true king of this family!
• All I really need to know about life, I learned from my grandpa. #happybirthday
• Your grandpa is so cool that he uses a wind-up alarm clock.
• Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
• You don’t need to be young to enjoy the simple things in life. Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday to the coolest grandpa the world has ever seen
• Happy Birthday, grandpa! You still impress me with all the things you can do
• Happy Birthday to the grumpiest, grouchiest, coolest grandpa I know.
• The only thing better than having you for a dad is my children having you for a grandpa!
• Grandpa, you amaze me every day with your wisdom, words of encouragement, and the special way you make me feel. Everything I am is because of you.
Best Birthday Captions for Grandpa
• Happy Birthday to someone who’s old enough to have forgotten their age!
• If a book about grandpas was written, it would be shorter than the bible and you would be the main character.
• Happy Birthday to the world’s oldest millennial.
• Happy Birthday to the greatest man I have ever known, wishing you many happy returns of the day.
• To the world, you may be just one person, but to me, you are my entire world.
• Happy Birthday, grandpa! You’re one of a kind — and so is your birthday cake.
• Happy birthday, grandpa. What’s your bank account number again? I forgot.
• Grandpa is the best teacher because he knows everything. Happy birthday, Grandpa!
• Happy 90th birthday to the best grandpa ever!
• Happy Birthday, grandpa! So many years, so many memories, so many arguments over your political views.
• I just want to wish you a very happy birthday, and let you know how much I love you. You are my hero and an inspiration to me. I hope you have a wonderful day today. Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday to the man with more stories than a library, and more jokes than a comedy club!
• Always remember, you’re the man I look up to (even though you’re short).
• Happy birthday to the man who taught me to throw a baseball, fight like a man, and love like a son.
• Grandpas are just dads with fewer rules and more fun. Happy birthday, Grandpa!
• Happy Birthday, Grandpa! We’re not saying you’re old or anything, but it’s a pretty safe bet that you’ve eaten more birthday cake than anyone else.
• Happy Birthday Grandpa, you may be old but at least you have always been older than me!
• Grandpa knows a thing or two about life. Listen to him carefully, and learn as much as you can because people like him are rare! Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to my favorite, oldest and weirdest Grandpa! With love, enjoy your day!
• Grandpa! You’re the man, the myth, the legend. Happy birthday to you, old man!
• You may not be as young as you once were, but you’re still hotter than most people I know
• We hope your birthday reminds you that you’re as young as ever, even if the rest of us know you’re as old as time. Happy birthday, grandpa!
• happy birthday to the best grandpa I ever had. You’re the one who spoiled me rotten and I love you for it.
• Happy birthday, grandpa! I promise to let you keep telling me your stories even though I’ve heard them a million times.
• Happy birthday, grandpa. You have been my biggest hero for as long as I can remember. Hope you have a blast today!
• Happy Birthday to the coolest grandpa ever!
• They don’t call you Pop-Pop for nothing. Happy birthday, old man!
• Birthday boy, I know you’ve been practicing your dad jokes all week. Don’t let me down.
• Hang on, Grandpa! You’re still looking fresh for an 80-year-old!
• Happy Birthday to a man whose world I used to revolve around.
• Happy birthday to the man who is half of my DNA. (It’s the good half.)
• Lucky to have you as a grandpa. Even luckier that you don’t look like one. Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday, Grandpa!!! I hope you have a wonderful day. Age is just a number and you are as young as your heart feels!
• Happy birthday to my grandpa, the kind of man who will laugh at every joke three times.
• Happy birthday to my grandpa who can still do more pushups than me and is cooler than anyone I know.
• Dads have silver hair and wear socks with sandals. Grandpas have gold hair and wear socks with flip-flops.
• happy birthday to the man who thought me everything – from how to throw a punch, to how to shoot
• This old-timer still knows how to have a good time. Happy birthday, grandpa!
• Grandchildren make life a little sweeter! You’re the best, Grandpa! Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday to the grandpa who deserves a trophy for putting up with me.
• Tough like a grandpa, funny as hell, and still looks good at 77.
• Happy birthday to the man who I call, my second dad.
• You’re not old, but you are older than me. Happy Birthday!
• Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer! Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to the best grandpa in the world! You’re so old, you don’t even like social media
• Happy Birthday to the coolest, most amazing grandpa! I don’t know what I would do without you.
• Happy 60th birthday to my gramps! Back in the day, you were the best, and today is no exception.