Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Grandma

Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Grandma: It’s a fact – grandmothers are the wittiest, funniest, and most charming human beings on the face of the earth. As such, they deserve to be celebrated each and every time their birthday comes around. And to shower your grandma with love, you need to give her an unforgettable Instagram caption that will make her laugh out loud!

Funny Birthday Instagram Captions for Grandma

• The Roses are red. Violets are blue. We’re so glad we didn’t get your genes! Happy Birthday, Grandma!

• Happy birthday to the coolest, spunkiest grandma I know. ❤️ My friends are all jealous!

• Happy birthday to the wisest, silliest, and most amazing grandma I know!

• Once a year I get the chance to remind you just how amazing you really are. Happy Birthday, Grandma!

• Happy birthday to someone who’s as sweet as a grandma and as fierce as a boss.

• Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.

• I’m having a grandma party, and I invited only the finest babes in town.

• Birthday celebrations just aren’t the same if I don’t get to see my favorite. Happy Birthday!

• I don’t need to tell you that since you’re getting older every year. Happy birthday!

• Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day over fabulous!

• The reason I am still wearing my grandmother’s clothes is that she had my body type and better taste.

• I don’t know what I’ll do without you and your witty puns as I get older. Happy birthday to the wittiest grandma ever!

• Happy Birthday to the Best Grandma in the Whole Wide World. You’re Truly One of a Kind!

• Happy birthday to the grandma who has never let me down. Except for that one time you forgot to bake me a birthday cake. And for all of those times, you forgot my name.

• Let’s celebrate the person who taught us all to put on our big girl panties and get over it! Happy Birthday, Grandma.

• Happy birthday to the woman who taught me to be a lady and drink a beer like a man!

• Here’s to you, Grandma. You make my life so sweeter, just like frosting on the cake! Happy birthday!

• Happy birthday to the coolest grandma on the planet! You’ve always been there for me, and I hope you feel loved today — XOXO

• Happy Birthday, Grandma. I hope your special day brings you a lifetime of happiness and joy 🎉

• The secret to being a good mother-in-law is to be a good grandmother. Happy birthday!

• A big shout out to Grandma, a woman who has loved me unconditionally since the day I was born and has stuffed my face with sweet treats ever since. Happy birthday!

• It’s your birthday! Don’t worry about how old you are or what the current year is. Drink a margarita and have a cake. You do you.

• She’s turning 50 and still got it—you know, if ‘it’ means the best sense of humor, unwavering love for her family, and a fierce passion for life. Happy birthday to my favorite grandma!

• Happy birthday to the best grandma of them all. And by “of them all” I mean me because I’m your favorite granddaughter. 😘

• Happy Birthday, Grandma! Here’s to another year of rocking your birth year attire, even if it’s 12 years behind.

• Happy Birthday to the sweetest and most selfless person I know. You deserve the world grandma!

• Happy birthday to the woman who never gets tired of telling us her age. ##

• Grandmas are like candles, they make the world brighter.

• Happy birthday to my bestie! You are not the oldest person here, right??

• “To the world, you are a grandmother. But to your family, you are the world. Happy birthday, grandmom. I love you!”

• Happy Birthday, you’re not aging, you’re marinating!

• Happy birthday, grandma. I hope you have a great day today. Now put the party hats back on and get back to making breakfast.

• You’ve always been there for me, and I will always be there for you. Happy birthday, Grandma!

• Happy birthday, Grandma! Thanks for all the beautiful memories and for always spoiling me rotten.

• Grandmas are the ones who make you think your birthday is the best day of the year.

• Hey there [INSTAGRAM] I know a girl who’s turning [AGE], so let’s make this birthday the most memorable one yet…

• Birthday birthday. You know you want to see these grandkids!

• I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!

• You’re a star. So you get the best treatment, like a diva 👸

• Another year, another wrinkle.

• happy birthday sweet grandma, you’re the most adorable grandma and the best cook ever, may God bless you always 🙂

• Happy birthday to the best grandma in existence, who still has all of her marbles because she never lent them out. 😎

• Happy birthday to the best grandma ever. I’m so lucky to have you in my life!✨

• Happy birthday to the coolest grandma in town.

• People say that you can’t live without love, but the air is more important! Happy birthday, grandma. I love you so much.

• Happy Birthday to Grandma who has been there for me from the very beginning. I love you!

• Happy birthday to me, I’m officially old enough to be a grandma 🎂💃

• My grandmother is so old that her social security number is one.

• You’re a beautiful rose, and I hope you know that it’s because of your thorns. Happy birthday!

• Grandma knows best, except in the case of pie crust. That is a battle she picked and lost a long time ago.

• We don’t know how you do it, but we’re glad you do. Happy Birthday to the best grandma around!

• I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday, just to be with you again. Happy birthday Grandma!

• Happy Birthday, Granny, I hope this birthday brings you more than just a few new wrinkles.

• Thanks for being the best grandma a person could ask for, even though you did teach me to curse.

• Granny – the first name that comes to mind when someone says “ancient, but feisty.” Happy birthday!

• happy birthday to a real OG 👵🏼

• Happy Birthday to my favorite person ever.

• Age is just a number, you’re only as old as you feel.

• Well, well, look who’s another year older… Not me! 😉

• Happy birthday to the one and only grandma who has no idea what a selfie is!

• Happy Birthday to the coolest grandma around!

• Celebrating my grandma’s birthday like it’s the Golden Girls.

• It’s always a good time when grandma is around.

• Keep on rolling, Grandma!

• Everyone else has a grandma. I have a legend.

• Like Grandma’s birthday cake, she’s sweet, rich, and really hard to beat. Happy Birthday!

• Happy Birthday from the best granddaughter in the world. I’m not biased at all. #grandma

• Happy birthday, Grandma! Thanks for raising the man of my dreams.

• Here’s to Grandma you are getting another year older but you will never be old to me.

• Happy Birthday my favorite old person!

• Grammy’s got the Golden Touch

• Happy Birthday to the most amazing grandma in the world. I’m so happy to have you as my grandma and my best friend, Grandma I love you from the deepest core of my heart, always keep smiling…

• Happy Birthday to the best grandma ever! I have so much fun when I’m with you.

• Getting old is a privilege denied to many. Happy birthday, Grandma!

• I’m lucky to have a grandma as sweet as you. Happy birthday, Grandma!

Cute Birthday Captions for Grandma

• Happy Birthday, Grandma! If you need to get away from the party, just say the magic word: Rumpus.

• Happy birthday to someone who lives so far away that we only get to see you on Instagram.

• 🎉 Happy birthday, grammie! 🎂 🎊 The older you get, the more I realize how much of an awesome role model you are.

• Happy birthday to the woman who helped raise me and my siblings, buy me ice cream behind my parent’s back, and always has a yummy snack on hand. Love you!

• Happy Birthday to someone who’s old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway.

• Wishing you a very happy, healthy birthday! We hope you have a great day and get some much-needed rest.

• To one of the very few people who can say they knew me when I was young. Happy birthday, Grandma!

• Happy birthday to the only person I’d want as my getaway driver. Love you, Granny!

• Grandma, you make 65 looks like 25💁

• Grandma is the best because she always has some money for you. Plus, she doesn’t care about your poor grades!

• Grandma has a huge crush on Batman. You know what that means? I’m related to Batman.

• Happy birthday to the only person I’ll be obsessed with for longer than the recommended 10 seconds.

• Happy Birthday to the one who taught me how to zoom in on my phone camera.

• Happy birthday to the most amazing, wise, and ferocious woman on two feet!

• Happy Birthday, Grandma. No matter how old you get, I’ll always think of you as ‘Middle-Aged Crazy.’

• Here’s to another year of me loving you more than you love me. Happy birthday, Grandma!

• Dance like no one’s watching and lifelike your feet hurt. Happy Birthday, Grandma!

• Dear Grandma, you’re the only one who thinks my jokes are funny.

• She is my favorite person to stay up late and talk to. And she loves me even though I snore. Love you, Grandma!

• Happy birthday to the Queen, who’s been ruling my heart since Day One!

• The older I get, the more respect I have for my grandmothers. They did not say a word when I dyed my hair purple. They looked right at me, and said ‘You look nice.’

• Happy Birthday to the best grandma in the world. You are still as gorgeous and funny as ever, even though 100 years have gone by.

• Happy Birthday to the coolest, most awesome grandma around! I love you and hope you have a great day.

• Happy Birthday, Nana! You’re the coolest grandma I know (literally).

• It’s a special day for someone who’s always kind and wise. Happy Birthday, Grandma!

• Dear Grandma, You’re looking good for 93! So I’m kinda sorta expecting the same from you this year 😘

• I don’t know how you survived raising me, so we can pretend I never existed and celebrate the fact that you’re still alive. Happy Birthday, Grams!

• Happy birthday Nana! You are truly my best friend, and I’m grateful for the love you’ve always given me.

• happy bday nana, you’re so old you can’t remember your age

• How can you not love someone who’s never had a bad hair day?

• Say it loud and proud: Happy Birthday, Grandma!

• To the world, you’re a grandparent but to me, you’re my world. Happy birthday to the best grandma ever! 😘

• Grandma, you look so young for your age. Happy birthday!

• I’m looking at today’s grandmother and thinking she wasn’t so bad after all. Happy birthday!

• A birthday wish for someone who’s always had the power to make me laugh: May your day be as humorous and silly as you are.

• I don’t know what’s lovelier than a birthday. 😋

• Happy birthday to my best friend! You’re my other half.

• Happy birthday to the only person who can out-scold my dad.

• Happy birthday to my best friend. Thanks for all the late-night talks, laughs, and “sometimes” tears! I love you more than words can say.

• Happy Birthday to the one person in my life who is always on my case.

• to the woman who taught me how to be a woman, happy birthday.

• Happy birthday, Grandma! Thanks for always spoiling us the way that you do.

• Happy birthday to the queen of snark who taught me everything I know.

• The more I spend time with you, the more I’m convinced that you’re not aging—you’re just becoming a fine wine. Cheers to another year of being an exceptional vintage!

• “Hope you’re ready to hear the word awesome 100+ more times today.”

• Happy birthday to this awesome grandma who doesn’t need Facebook to know what’s going on in the world!

• Happy Birthday, Grandma! You’re not old. You’re vintage!

• Happy birthday to the world’s best grandma! 🎊🥳

• I’m so glad you were born so I could love you, Grandma

• Happy Birthday to the woman who taught me that being late isn’t always a bad thing.

• A woman who is older, wiser, and full of stories.

• Like a fine wine, you get better with age. Happy birthday to my grandma!

• my grandma is a firecracker.

• Grandma, you’re the only person who can make this family as crazy as we are. Now, let’s celebrate you!

• Happy Birthday to my favorite grandma, sorry everyone else!

• Don’t mess with my grandma, she’s the sweetest old lady you’ll meet until she’s not.

• I’m here for cake, not to make friends. Happy Birthday!

• Birthdays are like chocolate cake. It just gets better with age.

• Happy birthday to a woman who’s always loved me, even when I think no one does.

• You don’t need to wine when you get older as long as your get better

• Warning! this grandma is about to turn 80 in a very big way 🥂

• Happy 60th Birthday Grandma! 🎂🎉.

• Nobody rocks a grandma sweater like you, Gram.

• Wishing you a happy birthday, because I’m not going to tell you how old you are.

• Never tell your age, especially if you’re a cake.

• Grandma always has the best stories. The problem is, she mixes them all up with the TV shows.

• You might be 100, but you’re only 25 in dog years! 🎉

Best Birthday Captions for Grandma

• Let’s cut the cake, have some booze, and dance on the floor. Don’t worry we’ll save you a piece of cake

• Look, another year older and another year closer to being in the triple-digits!

• Grandma, you’re my favorite birthday tradition because it lets me eat cake and celebrate the sassy, classy woman you are.

• Happy Birthday, Grandma! You’re the best grandma in the whole world. I love you!

• The best thing about getting older is we get to relive our childhood through the eyes of our grandkids. Happy birthday!

• You’re the ultimate OG Grandma.

• Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world, who happens to be incredibly old

• I don’t know why everyone is wishing me a happy birthday, I just wanted a cake!

• We can’t keep calm because it’s time to blow out the candles and have some fun. Happy birthday!

• wishing you a fabulous birthday, with lots of fun and cheer! May all your dreams come true this year.

• Happy Birthday to the most wonderful, beautiful, simply amazing woman I know.

• Turning 80 like a boss.

• Happy birthday to the best grandma! You’re like a fine wine: getting classier with age.

• Happy Birthday to the world’s best grandma! Love you, Grandma!

• Raise your glasses, folks: It’s grandma’s birthday! 🥂 This is a day to drink and be merry.

• Happy birthday to the Queen who will always be your friend and biggest supporter. Love you, grandma!

• It’s amazing to be around someone else who has seen me at my worst and still thinks I’m pretty great. Happy Birthday! Your age is the sum of your birthday and all the days it took you to get here.❤️

• You’re an oldie, but a goodie. Happy birthday!

• Don’t worry about your age, you will be older next year.

• Aging is one thing, but aging gracefully is a whole other level.

• Happy birthday to the coolest 98-year-old grandma on the planet!

• Happy birthday to my lovely grandma! You know I love you so much, and I hope you have an amazing day.

• Happy Birthday, grandma!!! Because of you, I have an endless supply of cookies, kisses, and hugs too.

• You’ll always be my favorite grandma. No offense, Grandma.

• I’m so thankful you were born! You’re the best grandma to me.

• Turning 60 is a privilege denied to many. Let’s celebrate how far you’ve come and how much joy you bring us every day. Happy Birthday! #60andFeelingFine

• You are the reason we spell “Grandma” with a capital “G.”

• Happy Birthday To a Brilliant Woman, A Great Friend, and My Gran for all seasons.

• I couldn’t pick a better grandma, so I guess I’m stuck with you.

• Grandmas don’t count calories. They make it worth the trip to the gym

• Old age is when your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

• Happy birthday! It’s tough to be a grandmother.

• Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.

• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Happy birthday to us 🎂🎈

• Here’s a grandma with a lot of edges 🎉💪

• The wonderfully wacky birthday girl

• What do you get when you ask for a cake, candles, and a tiny crown? You get the birthday queen.

• There’s only one person who I would want to share a drink with on my birthday. You!

• Happy Birthday to the woman who taught me everything I know, except how to live within my means, operate a blender or make lasagna. Love you!

• Grandma tells you the truth, sometimes before you’re ready for it.

• you are the best grandmom ever!

• So happy you were born, it allows us to celebrate you every year!

• Stay young. Laugh harder. Live longer.

• Happy birthday, grandma! You’re a million times funnier and cooler than all the other grandmas combined. #BirthdayGirl

• Happy Birthday to the best grandma around—and I mean it literally. You have everything.

• Happy Birthday to my favorite grandma. The older you get, the more awesome you become 😎

• Happy birthday to the greatest grandma a person could ask for. You weren’t around when I was made, but you deserve all the credit.

• Fifty-five candles? More like 100 years’ worth of wisdom. Happy Birthday, Grandma!

• Grandma, you are the coolest grandma we have ever seen.

• I don’t always shout at my grandchildren, but when I do, it’s because you’re in trouble. Happy birthday!

• If you are looking for a crazy friend just call me. I am crazy enough to make your day full of laughter, fun, and memorable moments.

• Grandma’s on the prowl tonight!

• I can’t tell which is the most spectacular sight: the beauty of your face, or the wide-eyed surprise that we have to celebrate another year. Happy Birthday

• Happy birthday to the woman who taught me everything I know! (Except for how to use a cell phone!)

• Gram is always down to party

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