Instagram captions are a great way to add personality to your photos and show off your wit. One of the hardest things is striking the right balance between funny, trendy, and creative, without veering into the overly cheesy or overly random territory. To help you out, I’ve gathered some funny angel captions for Instagram with quotes to help you out.
Funny Angel Captions for Instagram With Quotes
• Because I have the cutest angel on earth.
• If you can’t beat the angels, join them.
• This angel has a lot of halo to fill, but I’m up to the task.
• Dear, don’t move! You are under protection of an angel.
• I’m an angel with a shotgun, a survivor of these dark days.
• It’s me, your guardian angel. Not sure what I’m doing here, but it was either this or a toga party in Cloud City.
• The devil doesn’t care what you do as long as your soul is his when you’re dead
• Oh sorry, I thought you said “angel” so I thought I was supposed to comfort you.
• Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself
• I’m perky, and I know it.
• Angels don’t play this “Haarp.”
• Don’t believe in your dreams. Serve them.
• Better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.
• I don’t wear a halo, I put it on when I need to.
• I Love You From Head To Toe, You Are Really Special, And I Want You To Know.
• I’d like to think of myself as an angel with a great sense of humor.
• Angels are all around us, watching over us. Sometimes, they act like people and walk around among us.
• An angel in the book of life wrote down my baby’s birth. Then whispered as she closed the book “too beautiful for earth.”
• I’m an angel, but even I need my halo fixed sometimes
• Fallen angels, when they fall, they fall like stars.
• I may be an angel, but I don’t do any of the things they say in the songs.
• Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
• When people ask me why I’m still single, I just tell them I’m an angel and angels have no gender.
• How to be an angel: 1. Step back, 2. Observe, 3. Make your move.
• Yes, I’m an angel. What’s your superpower?
• When you play with angels, you will get injured.
• We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
• Hella good at being a bad angel.
• Don’t look for angels. Become one
• Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.
• This is my ‘not today, Satan’ face.
• Careful or you’ll end up in my novel.
• If God had intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented roller skates.
• I’m not afraid of flying – but I am a bit scared of crashing.
• I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Funny Halloween Captions Angel
• Angels are too busy guarding heaven to come down and star in a cheesy costume
• Halloween is a ghostly reminder that your life is half over…
• When you’re too old to go trick-or-treating but too cute to skip a holiday.
• This Halloween, the only things that will be getting ‘spooked’ are my taste buds.
• we’re angels, really. We just don’t have wings. and we’re not that nice.
• Treat yo self. Happy Halloween!
• Halloween is a witchy woman’s favorite season, after all.
• Underneath my angel costume is devilish behavior.
• From angels to devils, it was a costume change
• It’s the most spooky time of the year!
• I will gladly give up my life to eat all this candy.
• You can’t scare me, I’m a mom.
• All we’ve got is each other…and a couple of pitchforks
• Be the type of angel that somebody doesn’t have to die to meet
• Those who say I’m cuter than a pumpkin hasn’t seen me in my costume yet.
• I’ve been naughty and I’ve been nice and I got coal in my stocking twice.
• Pumpkins spice and everything nice.
• When we found out my sister was a witch.
• Don’t be scared. Just be prepared.
• When we have wings, why do we fall?
• You’ll never guess what I just saw them do with a giant pumpkin, these cute little angels get up to such mischief on Halloween
• This angel just fell from heaven and needs candy.
• Halloween is a time to be bold and let your inner creativity run wild. So, don’t fight it and just enjoy yourself!
• Don’t let yourself become a Halloween horror story. Be a Halloween horror legend instead.
• Halloween has some scary things, like the fact that I just ate 5 pieces of candy corn
• Halloween falls on the same day each year, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be ghosts 54% of the time.
• “Halloween is a magical time to be a woman because you can dress up like a fictional character and no one bats an eye.
• When the spirits come to visit, invite them over for dinner.
• I don’t believe in angels, but I do believe in me.
• When you fall in love, the universe breaks all laws of logic and reason.
• You’re jealous of my wings and halo.
• If you meet me once, YOU WILL NEVER FORGET ME.
• There are so many ways to say ‘boo’ this season.
• Hope your Halloween is filled with lots of fun and smiles~Happy Halloween
• Eating a ton of candy and going to bed 👻💤 Happy Halloween
• Hope everybody is ready for their daily dose of Sugar and Spice. Happy Halloween!
• Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go trick-or-treating.
• Being an Angel is easy. It’s being human that is hard.
• On Halloween, witches come true.
• Totes McGoats from here to the hereafter. 👼
• HI I’m on a Flight to Heaven
• Been doing good for so long, feels like trouble’s coming
• I’m not a procrastinator. I just wait until the last minute to do things.
• Just call me angel of the morning, angel
• Even the angels are dressing up as devils this Halloween.
• and on the 8th day, God created Halloween.
• Tiny devil; giant heart
• when you’re too lazy to change out of your costume
• I’m so extra they invented a holiday to celebrate me.
• Something’s in the air… and it’s candy!
• When the devil turns around and asks for your soul, give him a whistle and tell him to get in line.
• I am the ghostess with the mostest.
• If you’re looking for a sign, this is it.
• If you’re looking for a witch, you just found one.
• Get ready to be in your element
Funny Winter Los Angeles Captions
• Winter in Los Angeles is a wonderful time of year- when the high temperature during the day is 70 degrees cooler than the low temperature at night.
• Winter in LA is a lot like Christmas…
• Winter in Los Angeles is the perfect time for a stroll down memory lane.
• Winter in LA is like being a toddler at Disneyland. It’s all fun and games until the temperature drops past 60 degrees, then it’s a complete meltdown.
• So, this is basically winter in LA.
• So LA of us to get snow
• Fall guy in a winter wonderland
• It’s #winter and it’s not raining, so we’re excited
• It’s cold outside, but my trips to the bathroom during work zoom calls keep me warm.
• You can wear shorts in the winter. Summer just doesn’t come out enough.
• These shoes won’t take me the distance…but I’m gonna try
• What city is this? It’s not London, right?’
• Winter in LA is fun. You get to see the rich people shiver and shake on their way to Pilates or brunch
• Can you believe they call this winter in Los Angeles?
• A Los Angeles winter is almost like a normal person’s summer.
• Snowstorms: the only time LA residents get to drive in the snow
• Los Angeles in the winter: 1. water your plants less 2. don’t worry about watering your plants at all
• Winter in L.A.? Pretty much the same… except we can’t get away with wearing Uggs and a blanket scarf outside of our house.
• Santa came to LA and we got our winter back — it’s finally snowing in LA
• Snow angels in LA, but not just one.
• Bold colors in winter like my personality.
• Let it snow. Let it rain. I’ll be taking my vitamins and staying inside. Can’t catch me, cold!
• I don’t need a jacket. I’m from Los Angeles.
• What do you mean the forecast is 80 and sunny? We don’t know what that is.
• Los Angeles has no seasons. Just winter and summer.
• Winter in LA is a lot like fall in other places.
• Think winter in LA is cold? Go to Chicago then.
• Winter in Los Angeles: we like to wear less clothing, not more.
• Winter in LA is what happens when it gets too hot for a sweater.
• Why is it so cold in LA?? It’s only January
• When you see a California palm tree with a single Christmas decoration
• If you’re feeling chilly, just remember that it’s really cold in most places.
• It’s winter y’all! Time to break out the fingerless gloves and Uggs.
• The “L” in LA stands for liquid sunshine.
• If it’s not 90 and overcast, I don’t know what to do with myself.
• winter in Los Angeles is basically like living on the sun
• It’s winter in Los Angeles: enjoy the sunshine while it lasts
• Winter in Los Angeles: The season when it’s definitely falling but also warm enough that you can walk around outside without a jacket and make your friends up north jealous.
• Winter in Los Angeles is more like ‘Autumn’ season for the rest of the world.
• I am so lucky to have an apartment in Los Angeles where I can feel the winter.
• I will be stomping in puddles and ice skating on the beach this weekend
• At least it’s winter in LA and we can go to the beach.
• Winter in LA = sweatpants and sunglasses
• first winter day in LA, the weather is 86F
• Los Angeles blankets are more like ankle blankets.
• If you don’t like the weather in Los Angeles, wait 10 minutes. #LAProbs
• We know it’s winter when there are only 90 cars in the parking lot at Costco.
• sometimes having a bad day can make you feel like you’re the only person going through it. but, it’s always good to have a little reminder that…weird weather happens to all of us!
• Brace yourselves… winter is coming to LA.
• We’re doing winter in LA right.
• “With the recent 50 degree weather here in LA, winter is officially over. Let the spring colors begin!”
• No white after Labor Day? We can’t imagine an LA without it. Snowy mountains above and endless blue skies below
• Man, we had like 5 days of fall. Now it’s winter in LA!
• Moving to LA to get away from the cold. Now it’s 75 degrees and raining on Christmas.
• The only thing I like about winter is the weather
• Just a few more weeks of winter, then it’s back to swimming in our cars.
• Gonna be a hot minute before we see this again.
• Wish we were as warm to our ex as Los Angeles is this winter.
• When LA gets cold, it’s 50 degrees in LA.
• Winter in LA: 16 degrees and I’m wearing a fur coat.
• When winter hits LA Putting on a light sweater, I hope you guys are ready for me, lol
• I hate snow so much, I rather be here in LA
• It’s never too cold to take a shot at love with your favorite guy.
• LA will always be home, but I’m winter ready
• Winter is coming, but it’s still warm AF out here.
• It’s not the fall we’re worried about. It’s what will happen when the ground actually freezes.
• It’s too cold to cry. So hug me until the winter is over.
• Yeah, the weather is a little cooler these days, but we call that sweater weather.
• A little rain never hurt anybody. I mean, it has killed people, but never you or me.
• There’s nothing like Los Angeles in the winter. It never rains, it never gets cold and everything is perfect.
• Winter in LA: when the temperatures drop to 60 degrees, everyone panics.
• Winter in LA is 30 degrees and dropping!
• Winter in Los Angeles is the BEST! It’s still warm outside, you can wear a jacket and not sweat your tush off, and it makes my skin look great.
• Fall in #LosAngeles: when winter jackets are a little too much, but sleeveless tees are still a little too little.
• #CaliforniansBeLike Brr it’s cold outside. We will be posting our winter hours soon.
• When LA weather is like this, you might as well be in Antarctica
• It’s not cold, it’s a brisk Los Angeles morning.
• It’s winter in LA, so naturally, I’m wearing shorts.
• LA is so cold right now, you can make ice cubes out of the air.
• When you thought it couldn’t get any cold and then realize that our summer nights are colder than your winter days
• Walking around LA in the rain like, “I am a powerful piece of nature.”
Funny Los Angeles Captions
• Los Angeles when you want it to be sunny is being super cute by giving you 2 weeks of perfect weather then putting a jacket on your soul (giving you overcast and cool weather)
• Los Angeles is like a beauty parlor at the end of the universe. – Terry Southern
• Los Angeles is big, it’s sprawling, it moves. It’s a very strange and complicated place.
• It’s nice to be with someone, but it’s definitely more fun to be alone in Los Angeles. You get the hours back you lost traveling to and from your destination, so you earn a bonus day of life.
• Los Angeles is a place where they shoot too many movies and not enough actors.
• Just another palm tree paradise day in Los Angeles, California.
• LA: The City that Never Sleeps… Because There’s Nothing to Do.
• People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. They’re like, “I can’t eat that… I’m dying.”
• Los Angeles is 75% eating out of boxes and paper bags.
• I’m a girl from LA and we always go big
• We’re the original Beverly Hills 90210.
• It’s a perfect day for some Instagram photos.
• I’m a natural blonde, so I have my moments when I’m totally out of it.
• Maybe if we all close our eyes, Anthony Davis will be on the Lakers.
• Are you from Los Angeles? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
• Welcome to L.A, where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and shady people are everywhere
• If driving in Los Angeles is like playing a video game, the 101 freeway is level boss
• Only in LA can you walk out of a 90-minute yoga class and hop into your Porsche.
• Headed to Los Angeles to take on the town. Any suggestions for what we should do?
• The City of Angels was always more interested in Fallen.
• I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly
• When in doubt, order the extra-large.
• I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
• “Whatever you do in this city, it’s going to be gigantic.” ,
• I’m getting my masters in the study of naps.
• That moment when you realize your favorite street is named after your favorite song.
• Los Angeles is full of people who have a great sense of humor, which is quite shocking as the city is so full of extremely beautiful people to look at.
• My Los Angeles is a city of constant reinvention, where people dream and do, work hard and play harder.
• Los Angeles is 99 percent of people trying to seem cool, and 1 percent of people who actually are cool.
• You may have heard the phrase “The City of Angels”, but it’s actually called *Los Angeles* (in Spanish).
• I’m a little bit of everything. And I like it that way — Los Angeles, California.
• I may not be from Los Angeles, but I can see why people would want to stay.
• In LA you can go from the beach to the snow in under an hour. The only place where traffic is a good thing
• It’s the City of Angels, but it’s also the city with the most traffic on Earth
• I’m not saying this is L.A. but there’s a weed dispensary on every corner of this town
• The LA traffic is worth it for this view
• When you and your bestie start getting thirsty, then hang out in the car and laugh at other people that are waiting inline
• I once turned down a chance to meet Stevie Wonder because I didn’t want to be late for my haircut.
• “Grab a bever, hun, and watch me work”
• People in Los Angeles are so down to earth. They’ll walk right up to you and say, “Get off my cloud.”
• when you’re in la and see yourself on a billboard.
• Los Angeles, no city is perfect and yet you’re perfect for me.
• Los Angeles, where everyone you don’t like lives.
• When people ask me about Los Angeles, I always tell them: “You should be here.”
• You’re never really a Los Angeleno until you get stuck on the 405.
• Los Angeles might be where I live but the mountains is where my heart belongs…
• Gonna order a #taco every half an hour until I don’t feel so bad about myself.
• The City of Angels is full of splendor, but the roads are full of rage and anger.
• I just came here to do two things, drink and not remember. Everything else happens in between.
• I was at a fish market when I saw this sign: ‘Squid for sale. Fresh.’ Turning to the guy next to me, I asked, ‘What do you suppose they’ve got that’s old?’
• At first, I did not know it was impossible, then I thought I should give it a try, and that was the beginning of everything
• There’s nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time. It’s easy.
Funny Los Angeles Instagram Captions
• Los Angeles, California. The City of Angels or the city where self-love is mandatory.
• Los Angeles is always a good idea.
• We have the best tacos, sunshine, and hills.
• “The transition from summer to fall is a lot like the transition from single to dating. You’re sad about one thing but excited about another.”
• Never complain about Los Angeles traffic on the freeway, because you are part of it and you are not moving.
• I love this city, but I’m always glad to leave and be glad to come home.
• “I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me.”
• Who needs the 405 when you have legs?
• Just another day in paradise.
• This is the city of dreams and it’s divine.
• So many people, so many reasons to stay.
• Got my boots on, feels good to be on the road again
• Welcome to LA, where the people are fake and the weather is beautiful.
• Yeah, I’m a Los Angeles native. But don’t worry, I’m not offended.
• Welcome to Los Angeles, where no one lives forever and everyone is beautiful
• When you’re in Los Angeles you can’t help but get pulled into the excitement of this place.
• There’s no wrong way to do it. It’s L.A…
• you’ve been in LA so long, you thought the 405 was a person.
• The amount of people you see in LA wearing head to toe black is unreal. They are not vampires!
• don’t you know LA doesn’t rhyme with “hay”
• If you’re looking for churros, chick-fil-a, or color-coordinated buildings – I’m the girl to see.
• We’re booking our flights in advance, and using the money saved to start that summer of a lifetime.
• The weekend is finally here. Let’s get into it.
• I’ve just been trying to keep my head above the water.
• Meet me in LA. The city of angels is full of crazy peeps—I fit right in.
• If you’re feeling stressed, just remember: Somewhere, a Los Angeles City Council member is right now debating whether to name a street after Dr. Dre.
• How does LA get down on a Sunday? California dreaming.
• To live in Los Angeles is to be entertained.
• You’re not relevant in this city unless you have at least two model headshots
• Driving in Los Angeles is a lot like the Hunger Games, except there are more than 24 tributes and only 1 winner. And you’re not forced to kill each other, but it certainly feels that way at times.
• What’s a girl gotta do to get a latte around here?
• “I have a show to do tonight. It probably won’t be great. So I’ll go home and go on Instagram.
• If you’re looking for a bright and sunny day, beware—Los Angeles is the City of Angels after all.
• You may be broke but you’re rich in personality
• I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22!|Just give me the bag!
• Los Angeles, a city where nobody walks anywhere.
• Let’s be real. Summer is a great time to be young and free
• “In Los Angeles, everyone is a star.” – Denzel Washington
• If your friend says “Let’s get tacos” and you say, “Dude, it’s Tuesday.”
• I was born on the West Coast and I’m staying here.
• Don’t let your memes be dreams!
• Forget skinny jeans. This fall, I’m all about stretchy pants and pumpkin spice everything.
• Where the weather is always warm and the streets are paved in gold.
• We’re all still searching for our Hogwarts letter or the real-life Shire.
• Had we but world enough, and time…