Let’s be honest, not everything can be serious all the time. I mean, life is what you make of it, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun along the way. A few laughs at a colleague’s expense or an innocent prank — whatever it might be — can really brighten up our day. However, as we all know, it’s not always easy to find a laugh in a sea of serious work and mundane meetings. which is why we want to make your day WOW with those ACL jokes.
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Here are some jokes to get you in the mood for your ACL.
When you hear acl jokes, you’re either laughing or crying.
Your ACL may be toast, but at least you can still do the splits.
Back in the day, there were two types of people:Those who read Ayn Rand and those who laughed at her jokes.
When your back hurts from pulling up a chair.
The only thing I’m looking forward to is the day my ACL tears, because then I can do this.
In a little over two weeks, the world will come to an end. Here’s what you should do to pass the time until then:
We don’t always feel like smiling, but we make it happen anyway. Cracking jokes and having fun while working out is the best medicine!
Are you going to be using a cane when your in your 90s?
It’s a long way from the kitchen to the doctor, but this is the best route to have that final checkup.
Riding in the car with a friend. He says “I love you” to you, and you say “I love you too.”
I’m a bit of a drain on the environment, but don’t let that stop you from hitting that “like” button.
There’s nothing between us but our love for acl jokes.
Acl tutorials. There’s a lot of you out there who can’t live without your legs.
When you’re wearing your acl, the chair is at such an angle that it makes everyone look like they’re sitting behind their head.
I know, it’s hard to appreciate the humor. I was once told, don’t laugh at people who laugh at you.
“I have a brother who is six and a sister who is five. Two years ago we were just like you, but now we’re all grown up.”
If you don’t have a full-time job, then stop reading this and go work on your hustle.
I’m at once a super hero and an extra in your life. I answer all of your questions, but can only do so much when you talk to me.
If you asked me what the best part of my body was and I said my eyebrows—you’d get punched in your face.
My ACL is the only thing keeping me from leaping onto that hot girl’s lap, so I might as well get it fixed.
Not all disabilities are visible. Acl jokes are for everyone
You should never trust someone who doesn’t laugh at your acl jokes.
Life is a joke and everyone should laugh their way to the grave.
Did you know that acl injuries are the most common in the world?
When you need a break from the Acl memes and jokes, come here to laugh at some tsd.
The Acl Test is a simple way to check your risk of getting an ACL injury.
Acl jokes are like a great painting, they can last a lifetime and never lose their power to amaze.
If you love your acl, support it. If you hate your ACL, go see a doctor.
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can’t.
ACL bracelets are the new black, and we’re wearing them with pride.
Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you can’t stay young at heart
Who cares if you’re a “little person.” You still have plenty of room to make your mark on the world.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog that matters.
If you’re looking for the best acl jokes, you’ve come to the right place.
When you’re acl, jokes are the only way to make it through the day.
I’m what’s wrong with your friends. And you love me.
“I have this thing, where I see a bench and I think it’s a chair.”
There are two types of people in this world: Those who say it’s hot, and those who don’t believe them.
This is a picture of my ACL, it’s happy because I did not just tear it.
I fell on my ACL and the only thing that hurt was my ego
There’s a reason why kids love to laugh. They laugh with their whole body, release stress and tension, and it just feels good.
Acupuncture is the oldest form of psychological manipulation.
You’re not the only one who’s good at the whole standing thing.
I thought it was sad that my ACL surgery was a walk in the park. I mean, this is what we’ve been waiting four years for?
The Acl is the best thing that ever happened to me. Thank you ACL!
If you have a question about your Acl, then your doctor can tell you. If he can’t, his brother can.
The only time you should have a fear of heights is when you’re standing on your head.
You’re going to have to fight for every inch you get.
The roof is on fire, and the whole house is burning down. But I don’t really care.
Don’t act like you don’t know what a “wimp” is, since it looks like your face after the dentist drills your jaw.
I’m not saying you should use a wheelchair, I’m just saying that if you do it right, we might start a trend.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t decide if I’m a fish or a shower curtain.
A few funny jokes guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
As we get older, our friends’ acl jokes get funnier.
Let’s just say all the aches and pains we suffered today were worth it for these jokes.
I need to get out of the house and do something fun.
Not all ACLs are created equal. Some are made of steel and others are made of sugar.
If you have a car, you’re an idiot. If you don’t have a car, you’re an even bigger idiot.
It’s not my fault. You’re just too cute for your own good.
The faster you climb the stairs, the more likely you are to break your neck.
If you’ve never been to ACL, then you don’t know. If you have, then you should go again.
If you were a tree, what would you have to do to be allowed to get lumber?
If you’re claustrophobic, don’t sit next to me in the cab.
Laugh it off. Your ACL is just an excuse scumbag.
You can test positive for acl, but you don’t have acl.
The ACL is for people with no social skills
What’s the difference between a cat and a toilet?
Straight up, I think it’s time we had a conversation about ACLs.
When you’re out with your friends and they lean in to say something and you lean back because you’re laughing so hard.
If your ACL is a lot like my wife, it may be time for an upgrade.
You may have heard it a thousand times, but it’s never not funny: you’re never too old to start over.
“I think you’re pregnant because you’re gaining weight.”
What’s the most important part of a handshake? The part where you squeeze.
The only time you should get a tattoo is when it’s not permanent.
I went to a restaurant and ordered the Hottest Chili Dog I’ve ever eaten. It was so hot that my mouth still tingles from it.
My life is just like a coffee table book. There are pages and pages of me and then there’s my coffee table book which is nothing but blank.
The best way to cure someone of their addiction is to give them an acl.
The only thing that’s jolly about getting older is the jokes.
You know that feeling when you have a funny joke and can’t think of the punch line?
Make friends with your knees, they’re closer than you think.
I’ll have what she’s having. Acl surgery? Why not? It’s better than nothing.
My girlfriend’s a little bit crazy, but she’s also my wife.
The only thing I hate more than a liar is someone who lies about not lying.
I’ve broken my elbow, I’ve broken my wrist. But nothing comes close to the misery of breaking a leg.
It’s a little known fact that if you lie on a kitchen table for seven hours, then try to stand up, it’s going to hurt like hell.
“A clean break is better than a smooth lie to cover up imperfection”
Don’t forget to laugh a little. Today’s acl jokes have something for everyone.
Acl jokes are funny! Now that we’ve got your attention, let’s talk about the time an acl popped!
You’re not here for the food. You’re here for the joke.
The Acl is a serious injury that only an idiot would risk.
Don’t worry, you’ll get a lot of use out of it.
Why do houses have chimneys? So that the smoke can rise and escape.
Your ACL will always be there, just like your Girlfriend will always be yours.
I’m not trying to be funny. I’m just being honest.
“”I’m only 100% committed when my acl is broken.”
Some people have all the luck. Some people don’t.
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, you will never be happy.
A broken bone is the clearest sign that you are alive.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
It’s a little known fact that ACL stands for Acne, Lice, and Leprosy.
I can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.
I’m on a very tight leash and it’s not even my fault.
Don’t worry. You don’t need the chair, you just make it look like you do.
What does a cat wearing glasses and carrying a briefcase have in common? They both look like they’re about to cry.
When you’re about to ask for a glass of water, but then remember you already ordered a soda.
Funny Psychology Jokes
The first step to a better life: Don’t be so serious.
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
When you’re the smartest person in the room, and everyone else is just an idiot.
Don’t ask a question you don’t want to know the answer to.
There’s a difference between knowing the right thing to do and doing it.
Nothing says, “I’m feeling bold,” like a big, bold pink box.
If you don’t know what to say, just say nothing.
When you do something over and over, it becomes easier and easier to do. This is why we have toddlers!
Zombies, vampires and Frankenstein all have one thing in common: “They are all the same person when you get down to it”
A man with a yellow tie is shouting at his wife. “What’s wrong?” his wife asks. “It’s the yellow stripe across my shirt, that’s all.
No one talks about the psychology of humor. But it’s important.
Be careful what you wish for, because it might come true.
What do you call a psychology student with a degree? A psychologist. What do you call the guy who lets you borrow his car? A friend.
How to get over a breakup: Close your eyes and think of something else.
Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re trying to make friends.
Here’s a tip: Don’t wait for motivation, go out, do something and make the world around you a better place.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
What do you call an Angel in the toilet? – He’s at the end of his tether.
Psychologists recommend that you should do at least five hours of exercise a week, even if you don’t want to.
You’re a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. That’s why you’re the best kind of happy.
Ready, set, laugh! Use these funny psychology jokes to make your friends and family laugh
Don’t try to make people laugh, just laugh with them.
Just when you think a joke is too ambitious, it’s not.
I’ll give you a hint: it’s not the people in the pictures.
I got 99 problems, and your lack of punctuation is one.
When someone asks you, “So what do you do?” and you answer, “I’m a writer.” What’s the first thing they’ll say?
If you’re not careful, the things you say will be used against you. And if you say something, I don’t know how much it’ll be considered an accident.
If you’re not afraid to admit that you’re a little bit stalker-ish, then we have a deal for you.
A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what he’s having. He says, “I’m shy. What should I order?”
We all have that one friend who always has something to say. Here are some of our favorite psychology jokes to make you laugh out loud.
If you tell a joke long enough, it will eventually become true.
The more you talk, the closer you get to understanding.
Life is what happens while you’re making other plans.
When you can’t decide between the two, remember: It’s a trap!
A man was asked to speak to a group of women about their beauty. He told them that all women are beautiful from the inside out.
Always remember: it’s better to be safe than sorry.
You have a choice: you can be happy, or you can be 100 percent yourself.
Life is like a football game. The last one to score wins.
Can you tell me why there are two kinds of people in the world? The ones who give up and die, and those who don’t try.
The most dangerous thing in the world is a woman who hasn’t been told she’s beautiful.
I have a little girl, and she’s like a little piglet: friendly and easily satisfied.
The number one rule of working out is: Don’t talk about working out.
Let’s face it— jokes are a great way to learn a lot about people and help break the ice.
You would enter a world of pain if you did not learn to laugh.
Illustrating the power of thought, a picture is worth a thousand words.
What do you call someone who has been called “crazy”?
There is no such thing as a coincidence. It’s all planned out.
“I’m very good at making you feel bad about yourself. I probably did that a lot when we were dating.
What if you’re always getting the wrong kind of attention?
Why do people bring coffee to coffee shops? To get their coffee fix.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. The world is full of challenges, but we can all learn from others’ mistakes
A woman goes to her doctor and says, “Doc, I have this problem. Whenever I’m around men, I feel like they think they’re smarter than me. What can I do?
When you’re at a party and someone says, “Oh I love that song,” what do you say?
If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
The only problem with not being afraid of making mistakes is that we don’t make enough.
Funny Psychology Quotes
Sometimes humor is the best way to get your point across.
This is the kind of witty quote that makes you feel like you can conquer anything.
When you’re in a serious situation, you might as well make it fun.
With a little bit of knowledge and a lot of laughs, you’re on your way to success.
When you say it a certain way, it sounds more like a threat.
The truth about what you always wanted to know about men, but were afraid to ask.
We are the average of the five people we spend most of our time with.
It’s the little things that count. The things that bring a smile to your face, and make you say, “I’m still here.”
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person’s determination.
We should all remember that our actions have consequences and that we share the world with others.
I’ll go ahead and say it: I am not a morning person.
“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments.
You can’t always control what happens to you, but you can always control how much of a bastard you are about it.
Just because you’re smart doesn’t mean you’re right.
‘How can you make the mind, which is impotent by itself, potent and powerful?’
The main thing when it comes to life is to make it interesting
Without a sense of humor, it is hard to be successful in life.
“When you are afraid, it is only those who are brave enough to try who will survive.”
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
We all need a little help sometimes, sometimes it’s just not enough.
This is how we show you how serious we are about cheese.
The human brain is the most complex object in the known universe.
We’re all about self-improvement and we think you should be too.
A man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a man?
Feeling really good about yourself? You’re doing it wrong.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back in their faces and tell them they’re farts.
Mindset, the way you think and feel, is the single most important factor of success.
You’re not as good as you think and you’re not as bad as they say.
Just because you are a grown up doesn’t mean you can’t act like a child.
Just because you agree with someone doesn’t mean you can’t disagree with them.
Don’t be afraid to be different. Be afraid of being the same. Make your own path and don’t worry about what anybody else thinks.
“You can’t control the reaction you get from people, but you can control how you react to it.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then someone will write a song about it.
Life is like a box of chocolates. The more you have, the better they get.
“When you’re lost in a crowd, walk through the people and ignore them. They’ll get out of your way.
You can’t control the past, but you can decide what will fill your future
What if you think that to be successful, you need to work hard, but I’m telling you, it’s not the right way?
You can do anything you want, but only if you believe it’s possible.
Tell me what you wanna do, and I’ll tell you how to do it.
Sometimes, it’s not about what we say or do, but how we say it and do it.
Sometimes the best way to conquer a fear is to remind yourself that it’s only imaginary.
The more you dream, the more things you realize you want.
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.
When you’re feeling down, remember: The good things in life are never perfect.
“Do not try to be perfect in your own eyes. Instead, strive to be better than perfection.
So you want to be a master of the universe? Then go ahead and learn how.
You can’t solve a problem with the same mindset that created it.
Life is too short to wake up in the same clothes as you went to bed in.