Funny 5th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Instagram

Funny 5th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Instagram: Are you looking for the best caption for pictures on Instagram? So many times people post a birthday photo and need the perfect caption that matches their picture, but also works well with their audience. Whether you’re writing a 5th birthday Instagram caption or need one of our awesome funny quotes for your 5th birthday post, we’ve got you covered. We’ve got a cool collection of beautiful and funny 5th birthday quotes for Instagram captions for you.

Funny 5th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Instagram

• This 5-year-old is as cheeky as I am. Happy 5th birthday to my baby girl! #birthdaycake

• Mom says I’m the best five-year-old. She should meet more of us. Happy birthday to me! 🎉

• My child is 5 today, look at him, isn’t he adorable? I’m so glad I kept him!

• they say 5 is the age where your kids start getting sassy. well, that’s a lie! this girl has been 5 since birth

• Happy Birthday! You’re not little anymore.

• I can’t believe it’s already been 5 years since you were born. Happy half-decade!

• 5 years old. I’m at the age where my limit does not exist!

• It’s hard to believe that my baby is turning 5 today! It’s been a beautiful, blessed, wild, and wonderful ride…here’s to many more years of the same.

Five looks good on you!

• Let’s drink tea and eat cake.

• Be cute, be funny, be sweet, but most of all is you. Happy 5th Birthday!

• “Happy 5th birthday! Age is just a number. As long as you don’t mind being older than your age that is.”

• Turning 5 is the bomb! Who knew it would be so much fun?

• Turning 5 is a great achievement, so we celebrated it with friends, cake, and tears! Happy Birthday to my little kid!

• Happy birthday to my 5-year-old! Who knew at this age you could get in trouble for saying, “What’s hell?”

• You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy Birthday!

• Today you are 5 years old. One day, you will use a filter on the photos you don’t like.

• Some people say time flies when you’re having fun. Well, I’m 5!

• National 5-year-old day… Today, it’s all about you.

• I can’t believe you’ve been living with us for FIVE years!

• there are only two times in my life I took a day off – when I had you, and when I lost you.

• According to 5-year-old logic, if I eat my vegetables, I won’t have to go to school.

• Happy 5th birthday to a child who is as sweet as honey and bubbly as soda.

• Happy 5th Birthday! I hope you have a great time. We have! You are the best kid ever!

• Happy 5th Birthday to the little one who ruled our lives day and night for 5 years!

• Happy fifth birthday, little buddy! You’re now old enough to be in kindergarten but also young enough to believe in the tooth fairy.

• I’m a five-Saurus! Happy birthday to me!

• Five is a magical age. Now that you’re five, you can start scaring younger kids by saying that your imaginary friend says he wants to eat them.

• You’re five on the outside (kind of) and live forever on the inside

• Happy birthday to my favorite 5-year-old!

• 5 is a big milestone, so it’s time to celebrate! Happy Birthday, #5!

• When you turn 5, you can forget what everyone said about not playing with your food. 😋

• Now that you’re a whole 5 years old, let’s get on the same page about this whole bedtime thing.

• At 5, you still have your whole life ahead of you. But if I were you, I’d pull up a chair and start drinking…

• Five Years Old: Finally! I’m old enough to know when I’m being treated like a baby.

• Today, I celebrate the fifth anniversary of my 29th birthday.

• Fun fact: today marks the fifth anniversary of my birth.

• Hey kid, happy 5th birthday. Remember, you’re still the most precious thing in my life!

• If you are thinking of sending five-year-old birthday wishes to someone in your family, friend circle, or social media, we have a list of ideas

• That’s enough internet for today. Happy 5th Birthday!

• 5 years old. that’s like five in dog years. Happy Birthday!🎉

• How do you celebrate your best friend’s 5th birthday? With a party!

• If you’re 5, then I’m 5. Happy Birthday, little friend!

• Happy 5th birthday! I wasn’t able to find a gift befitting you, so I just gave you the most expensive thing I could think of: a cool nickname.

• Happy 5th Birthday – I can’t believe how much you’ve grown. Just kidding, you still fit in your baby shoes.

• 5th Birthday: You are now old enough to know that traveling in a time machine to meet yourself would be weird.

• Five. Wow. I feel so mature. You better watch out, a big kid coming through!

• Last year you turned four, You’re getting better at this age thing for sure! Happy 5th Birthday!

• I thought I saw a 5-year-old today, but it turned out to be just the sun in my eyes. (happy five-year-old birthday)

• Happy 5th Birthday! For your birthday, here are five reasons why I think you are amazing: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Happy birthday!

• Happy 5th Birthday!!! My dear child, you give me so much joy.

• FIVE years ago, when you were born, I was like “5th baby? really?!”

• I can’t believe you are five already! Happy Birthday to the sweetest little princess in the world!

• Stop being a baby, you are five now.

• I’m five. Now I want an ice cream cake with candles and a unicorn stuffed animal.

• Being 5 years old is amazing, in one year it’s likely that you’ll grow another 3 inches and your vocabulary will probably double! Wow!

• It took 5 years for me to look this good.

• I can’t believe the cutie you were five years ago is now a big girl! Happy Birthday, princess

• It’s my 5th birthday and I’ll smile if I want to…I mean, who wouldn’t smile on their birthday?

• 5 years old and still put up with my awesomeness! Happy Birthday my son!

• Happy Birthday to the little kid who made me a mom!

• I can’t believe that you are 5 now. You’ve grown up so much and I am proud of the person you are becoming. Happy Birthday!

• You’re 5 today: a perfectly formed miniature person, with your own thoughts and ideas, and an adorable little voice. You’re brilliant and funny and brave – and you’re still only just a baby!

• A girl who is five years old today wasn’t born with an actual birth. She was just like a fairy tale princess from the fairy kingdom who came down to our earth to fulfill her dream to celebrate her fifth birthday today.

• I can’t believe you’re 5 already. You have grown so much. Time really flies when you’re being adorable!

• A 5-year-old is a person who is beginning to learn how to be selfish, whining, and not liking to take turns.

• You’ve hit the big 5-0, which is way more than most people can say.

• There isn’t a cake big enough to fit five candles.

• Wishing you all the happiness in the world this year. You deserve it, honey!

• Last year you turned four, You’re getting better at this age thing for sure! Happy 5th Birthday!

• I thought I saw a 5-year-old today, but it turned out to be just the sun in my eyes. (happy five-year-old birthday)

• Happy 5th Birthday! For your birthday, here are five reasons why I think you are amazing: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Happy birthday!

• Happy 5th Birthday!!! My dear child, you give me so much joy.

• FIVE years ago, when you were born, I was like “5th baby? really?!”

• I can’t believe you are five already! Happy Birthday to the sweetest little princess in the world!

• Stop being a baby, you are five now.

• I’m five. Now I want an ice cream cake with candles and a unicorn stuffed animal.

• Being 5 years old is amazing, in one year it’s likely that you’ll grow another 3 inches and your vocabulary will probably double! Wow!

• It took 5 years for me to look this good.

• I can’t believe the cutie you were five years ago is now a big girl! Happy Birthday, princess

• It’s my 5th birthday and I’ll smile if I want to…I mean, who wouldn’t smile on their birthday?

• 5 years old and still put up with my awesomeness! Happy Birthday my son!

• Happy Birthday to the little kid who made me a mom!

• I can’t believe that you are 5 now. You’ve grown up so much and I am proud of the person you are becoming. Happy Birthday!

• You’re 5 today: a perfectly formed miniature person, with your thoughts and ideas, and an adorable little voice. You’re brilliant and funny and brave – and you’re still only just a baby!

• A girl who is five years old today wasn’t born with an actual birth. She was just like a fairy tale princess from the fairy kingdom who came down to our earth to fulfill her dream to celebrate her fifth birthday today.

• I can’t believe you’re 5 already. You have grown so much. Time really flies when you’re being adorable!

• A 5-year-old is a person who is beginning to learn how to be selfish, whining, and not liking to take turns.

• You’ve hit the big 5-0, which is way more than most people can say.

• There isn’t a cake big enough to fit five candles.

• Wishing you all the happiness in the world this year. You deserve it, honey!

Funny 5th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Sister

• You are not a real grown-up, you’re still my baby. Five years old birthday wishes for your sister.

• Happy 5th Birthday to my little sister whom I feel sometimes looks like a grown-up.

• Happy 5th Birthday! You are an inspiration for those who can be awesome at such a tender age.

• Happy 5th birthday sweetheart! It’s been a great 5 years with you.

• Happy 5th Birthday to my favorite SISTER! I love you more than I love chocolate and coffee.

• You are the only person I share my ice cream with. Happy 5th Birthday!🎂

• Happy 5th birthday to my partner in crime!

• Happy 5th birthday to my sweet girl. Here’s to the next five years filled with giggles, playdates, and endless tea parties.

• Happy birthday to you! You may be 5, but that doesn’t mean you can keep the birthday presents.

• I can’t believe you’re 5 years old. It seems like only yesterday you were 4!

• You’re five years old! That’s like… 35 in dog years.

• Happy birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver.

• “5 years ago, you were born. Today, I get to celebrate the fact that you have accomplished nothing yet.”

• My sister’s arm looks like a 5-year-old’s because it took her five years to grow it.

• You’re a wild child and we love you! Happy 5th Birthday.

• You are one of my best friends ever. I hope your birthday is as special as you are. Happy 5th Birthday!!

• Happy 5th Birthday, my little sweetie. Even if you were an accident, you’re the best one that ever happened to me.

• Happy 5th birthday to my big sis! I hope you’re enjoying your special day!

• Happy birthday to my beautiful sister, who is still one step ahead of me. I’m sure that when I’m five, she will be six.

• Today you are 5 years old! Happy Birthday, sweet daughter.

• Your birthday gives my family and friends a legal excuse to eat cake.

• Congratulations! You’re now five and a half!

• You are five and so sweet. I am so happy you were born, my dear sister!

• Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver. Love You, and thanks for always being there!

• You are getting pretty good at this whole “birthday” thing. 🎂

• I can’t believe you are 5. You are aging like a fine wine, except so much cuter.

• If the timing isn’t right, it just isn’t meant to be. Happy birthday!

 Funny 5th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Brother

• Happy 5th birthday to my favorite little comedian!!! You’re hilarious!

• Happy 5th Birthday! You’re no longer four. I honestly don’t know what you are.

• A journey of one million miles begins with a single step… and plenty of candy. Happy 5th birthday, brother!

• Happy 5th Birthday to my favorite brother-in-law. Here’s to many more years of your eternal youth.

• Happy 5th birthday to my brother. You are officially too old for unicorns and magic.

• Happy 5th birthday to cookie monster, who is the only one in this house allowed to eat all the cookies he wants!

• Happy fifth birthday to the one who can still outscream me in the grocery store.

• I can’t believe you’re 5 already! I thought your mom said this was a boy, not a man! Happy Birthday, old man!

• The best way of spending my life is with you and I will be always ready to do so. Happy birthday, love.

• Age five, the year of independence and so much change. They’ll be your mini-me, asking to tag along on everything.

• You’re not my best friend, you’re my brother, which means I’ll love and protect you even if it means giving up the last slice of pizza or taking a bullet for you.

• For my eternal soulmate, I wish you a wonderful birthday. Happy 5th birthday, brother.

• Happy 5th Birthday! It’s time to celebrate a person who is so dear and near to me – YOU! You are such a joy, my brother.

• Happy birthday to my brother. I’m so proud of everything you’ve accomplished in the last five years.

Funny 5th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Son

• Happy 5th Birthday to an amazing son! You’re a great kid who never stops surprising me and making me laugh.

• You are turning five and reading tall books. You are like a baby giraffe with new, long legs!

• You are the most adorable boy ever, my son. Welcome to the world of 5!

• Five is like three with two extra years of growing up. Happy Birthday, my son!

• You’re turning five today! You have learned so much this year, and we are very proud of you. Happy Birthday, son!

• birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. happy birthday!

• you’re the cutest 5-year-old I’ve ever seen… and trust me, I’ve seen a lot of 5-year-olds!

• Happy fifth birthday, son. Remember when you couldn’t even walk yet? You were a little cutie, weren’t you? Here are five reasons why I love you: 1, 2, 3, 4… and 5!

• 5 years old! You’re half a decade old! Happy birthday, sweet boy.

• Every year you’re getting better and better. Happy Birthday Son! (Or Daughter!)

• I’m still alive and so is my 5-year-old son!

• My son is 5 today! It is so hard to believe that little bubba is all grown up. Time flies when you’re having fun.

• I remember when you could barely say the word “mama”. Now you’re five, and you talk so much my ears fall off. Happy 5th birthday!

• Time flies when you’re having fun. Happy 5th Birthday to my favorite little man!

• Happy 5th birthday to my son! You are the chosen one among us, always be like that.

• The real reason you’re turning five is because of how old you feel every time you leave the house without a mask.

• Wishing a very happy birthday to the cutest 5-year-old boy in the world! I’m so proud of you! Have fun and enjoy this day.

• At five years old, your son is well and truly his little person. He has interests, ideas, and opinions that are all his own. Your child at this age will be a great source of comedy with his antics but

• Happy birthday and remember, you’re never too old to have a happy meal

• Happy Birthday to my little one! You are five today and it seems just like yesterday when you were born. Time flies by so fast, I can hardly believe it.

• Time is flying by! You make us laugh, you make us proud. Happy birthday, sweetie!

• Many, many happy returns of the day. May all your wishes and hopes get fulfilled. Happy Birthday!

• Another year older, and still making your parents work for it. Happy birthday!

 Funny 5th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Daughter

• Birthday Wishes for 5-Year-Old Daughter. Happy birthday to our little angel! You are a blessing in our life.

• Happy 5th Birthday to my favorite little creature, who is more a creature than a person.

• Dear 5th Birthday, You are cordially invited to a tea party, with sprinkles on top!

• Happy 5th birthday! You are now the same age as me and I am very proud.

• Happy 5th birthday to the best gift I’ve ever received! I love you!

• I have never loved a 5-year-old more in my life! Happy Birthday!

• Happy 5 years old to the sweetest, kindest young lady I know. Happy birthday, my love!

• Happy birthday to my favorite 5-year-old! You’re so cute, I can’t believe you are mine!

• 5 years of being bossy and getting what she wants.

• Happy 5th Birthday to our little princess. We love you more than you could know.

• Happy 5th Birthday to my sweet, sassy little girl! I can’t believe it’s been 5 years and you’re growing up so fast.

• I am your biggest fan, number one supporter, and personal cheerleader. Happy birthday to the most awesome 5-year-old in the world!

• A heartfelt wish on your daughter’s 5th birthday – may you always have a rainbow in your heart

• Can’t believe my baby is 5 years old. I just wanna say Thank You so much.

• Well, this little one is turning five. Happy birthday to you!

• Aww, my baby is 5 now! Don’t grow up too fast.

• You’re 5 today! Looks like you’ve learned how to answer back.

• I’m so lucky to have you as my daughter even though you break all my stuff 👧🏽

• another year older, another year wiser and prettier and cuter.

• It’s your birthday and I can’t keep so many things for myself. So let’s party like it’s your birthday!!!

Funny 5th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Granddaughter

• Happiest 5th Birthday to my beautiful granddaughter.

• You are such a sweet, wonderful, and funny girl! I am so happy to have you as my granddaughter. Happy 5th Birthday Princess! Love, Nana

• Happy 5th Birthday to my favorite firecracker!! Granddaughter, you transformed our lives for the better when you came around. You’re every parent’s dream. We love you very much!

• Granddaughter, you are 5 today and looking as gorgeous as ever. Happy Birthday!

• Happy birthday to a granddaughter who is so cute and gorgeous. I love you so much.

• Happy 5th birthday to my little princess. No one else I’d rather go on adventures with!

• Happiest little 5-year-old! We love you so much, sweet girl. Happy birthday, Supergirl! 💃

• Happy fifth birthday to a five-year-old who has already learned to work magic in this world.

• Five years ago, God gave me the best gift ever. Today she turns five! Happy birthday to the sweetest granddaughter!

• You may be five today but you will always be my baby girl.

• You’re working your way up to being a super-heroine in training. You’re only 5 but we know you’ll be amazing someday!

• Happy 5th Birthday granddaughter. You are the cutest and most beautiful girl in the world

• Happy 5th Birthday to the greatest granddaughter in the world. Have a great day!

• Every new adventure seems to be twice as fun with a granddaughter like you by my side! Happy 5th birthday, my darling girl

• You have grown up so much in 5 years, but your charm and cuteness remain the same. Happy 5th birthday.

• .Happy 5th Birthday! Don’t worry grandpa will still carry you around for a few more years. (But I do want some shiny things too)

• To the most amazing 5-year-old! You have brought so much happiness into our lives. Happy Birthday, darling granddaughter!

• Making wishes on a birthday cake is the best way to let God know what you want in life. Happy 5th birthday my princess!

• You’ll never be 5 again! And, no one will ever be more proud of you than I. Happy birthday to the cutest granddaughter in the world!

• Happy Birthday Caption to the cutest kid I know. You amaze me every day! Enjoy your BIG DAY, my love.

• Happy 5th birthday to my little angel

• Happy 5th Birthday to my beautiful granddaughter!

• Happy 5th birthday to my granddaughter! Let’s face the facts: You’re a bigger diva than me, and that’s saying something.

• I love you to the moon and back and I’m so proud of the little girl you’ve become. Happy 5th Birthday!

• Better to be over the hill than under it. Happy 5th Birthday.

• You’re so cute, I can’t even stand it! Happy fifth birthday 💝

• Happy 5th Birthday Princess! I hope you have a great day full of love, lollipops, balloons, and unicorns 💕

• Happy 5th Birthday to my baby girl! It’s hard to believe how much you’ve grown in these past five years. I never realized that it was possible to love someone so much and so completely until the day you were born.

 Funny 5th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Grandson

• Your 5th birthday is a lot of fun when you add cake to the equation. Happy 5th Birthday!

• Happy 5th Birthday to my sweet grandson! You’re a joy to be around and I hope your special day is filled with lots of fun and love.

• Another year older and so much wiser. Happy Birthday To My Wise Grandson

• Happy 5th Birthday to you, little one. I hope all your wishes come true, and may you have a great life ahead of you.

• You are five years old today! Happy birthday to my little man! You are such a special boy, I love being your grandmother.

• You are a truly special boy! 5 years old, no less!

• Now that you’re five, you can do almost anything. You’re a big boy now, don’t look so glum.

• Happy Birthday to my Grandson! For your birthday, we’re going to do something different. I want you to pull on my finger.

• A great-grandson just turned five, so we need to celebrate being alive.

• Turning 5 is a very big deal. Now you have reached the age of hand-me-downs and taking out the garbage too!

• You make five looks SO good!

• The last five years have flown by. It makes me wonder what kind of trouble we’ll be in next! Two peas in a bucket, that’s us!

• Happiest 5th birthday to the cutest grandson on Earth! You make my life special!

• “Happy 5th birthday to the cutest little boy we’ve ever met! You are going to be a superstar one day and show the world what you’re made of. Keep that smile shining high and never let anyone dull your sparkle. Happy birthday!

• Happy birthday to the most handsome, talented, and coolest five-year-old in the world. It’s no wonder you are so amazing because after all, you are my grandson

• It’s hard to believe that 5 years ago my life was not complete. When you came along, I knew it was meant to be. You bring so much joy into my life and I love you with all my heart. Happy 5th birthday grandson!

• It’s hard to believe that you are now 5. Please remember that when playing with your toys, sharing is caring! Happy 5th Birthday

• Happy 5th birthday to the little sweetheart of our family.

• You are my pride and joy, happy fifth birthday my dear.

• It’s great to know that 5 and fabulous is possible. Happy Birthday!

• Happy fifth birthday to my sweet little prince!

• Something magical happens when you turn five. All of a sudden you’re wise and tall. You can tell how much you’ve grown by the way your head reaches up over the table.

• your heart is made of pure gold, this is why I believe you will be great in the future. Have a happy birthday!

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