Funny 17th Birthday Captions and Quotes for Instagram

Funny 17th Birthday Captions and Quotes for Instagram: If you’re looking for the best funny captions and quips to put on your pictures, this list of birthday memes has got you covered. Turn your Instagram pics into amusing images which make all your friends laugh. Note: Since this is a long list, be sure to scroll to the bottom for funny captions!

Funny 17th Birthday Captions and Quotes for Instagram

• Happy 17th birthday! I heard you can now rent a car.

• You’ve got the keys to adulthood now, so don’t drive everyone crazy! Happy 17th birthday!

• No one ever said 16 was easy—but now that you’re seventeen, it’s time to have some fun!

• Happy Birthday! Your 17 years old! Well, you are no longer a child and not yet an adult. So, I hope this is a happy medium!

• I can’t keep calm. It’s my 17th birthday!

• Wishing you a birthday filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter—because that’s what you’re made of! Happy 17th birthday.

• Happy Birthday to the one person who has helped me grow up and mature drastically in the past 17 years!

• 17 things I love about being 17: 1) you’re not 16, 2) you’re not 18, 3) you’re not 20, 4) you’re not 19, 5) you’re not 15…

• Happy Birthday! You can legally do absolutely nothing now!

• Happy Birthday to me! How many more times can I say that before the candles cost more than the cake.

• The way birthdays are celebrated in the movies, I should get a parade, a giant cake, and a new car.

• I’m now officially too old to understand whatever it is you’re trying to say.

• You’re not 17 until you’re 17 and a half.

• 17 is a great age. 17 means you’re really old enough to buy yourself presents that you say are from your parents

• I’m not 17 – I’m 21 with four years of experience.

• Why do you have to be 17 to actually become an adult? Take off your shoes, you’re home.

• Today, I’m turning 17, and seventeen is twice as much as eight, which is twice as much as four, which is half as old as 16! Yay me!

• Don’t let anyone tell you you’re too young to do anything.

• It took me 17 years to look this good.

• 17 is my favorite prime number!

• 17 candles that light up my life, and hopefully they don’t set the house on fire

• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

• I was going to make a 17th birthday pun but it turned out to be not that easy.

• Happy 17th Birthday! You’re still a child, but you can legally do things that 90% of people have no idea how to use!

• Let’s all sing “Happy Birthday” to the one person who I always have to remind to put down their phone.

• Happy 17th Birthday! You’ve got a lot of years under your belt, or will in 12 months anyway.

• Here’s to the teen years, may we survive them with minimal damage. Happy birthday to a 17-year-old who is finally legal!

• Congrats, you’ve made it to the age where Twitter is more entertaining than Snapchat and Instagram.

• Happy Birthday to me. I’ve loved every second, minute, hour, day, week, month, and year of being 17.

• Seventeen. Is this the year I become a vampire? 🧛🏻‍♂️

• There are 17 candles on your cake and that’s the only light you’re getting this year.

• 17 and I’m already the coolest person in my group chat.

• I cannot believe we’re both legal now.

• You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

• It only sucks for the first 16 years.

• Only a true friend will ask you to take an awkward 17th birthday photo. 💕🎂

• Happy 17th birthday to my mini me.

• Happy 17th birthday, and cheers to 5+ years of being able to drink legally. (Just don’t let your parents find out!) 🍺

• Life is too short to worry about what others think of you, so wear that skirt, get your nails done and show the world who you really are. Happy Birthday!

• They say you lose your memory as you grow older. I say forget about the past and live life to the fullest today. Start with cake. Happy birthday.

• Happy birthday to me. I’m turning 17, not 13 + 4.

• I’m turning so much 17 that I might actually be 18.

• I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.<<< Birthday >>>

• 17 years of growing up and still wondering why even.

• I didn’t spend all those years as a night owl for nothing. 🦉

• I am old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway.

• So glad that I can finally wear my training wheels in public.

 Funny 17th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Son

• Happy 17th birthday, son! This is the day that you officially become an adult. Now you can stay out late, drink and gamble. I am so proud of you!

• Being 17 is tough, but somebody has to do it. Happy Birthday, Son! ❤

• Happy Birthday to the most amazing and cool 17 year old son ever!

• Happy Birthday to my son. I love you more than you love Fortnite.

• Happy 17th birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

• Congrats, you’re now of legal daughter age!

• Turning 17 is a very special time filled with new friends, new adventures, and new experiences. We hope that this year brings you loads of memorable moments.

• Happy birthday to my firstborn, our gift from heaven. 17 years of amazing memories and many more to come.

• Happy birthday to my son who has made me eat my words on a regular basis since he was born. You always have your way in this house.

• Congrats on achieving a life goal and becoming a legal adult so you can now do things that are illegal.

• Congrats on officially being an adult! 💯

• Double digits, double trouble!

• Happy 17th Birthday to my son. To think when you were born, you had no teeth and now you don’t even have a job!

• You are not turning 17, you are turning sweet 16 plus one year of experience. Happy 17th Birthday, son!

• Happy 17th birthday to my son, the only one who can make me both laugh and whip out my wallet at the same time.

• Happy 17th birthday son! Still can’t believe you’re old enough to drive. Life is going to be so much easier now that you can grab me some beer on your way home from school.

• Happy 17th birthday to my sweet and wonderful son. If there was a manual on how to be perfect, you would be the one in charge of writing it.

• Happy Birthday to my son. I know that you are 17 already, but you still have a long way to go to get out of the house!

• You’re not 17 but you’re a long way from 21. Happy Birthday!

• It’s your birthday! Just wanted to remind you that you’re still better than your brother.

• You are now the legal age to make a will and ruin your own life.

• If there were an award for best son in a leading role, you’d take it home every year. Happy birthday!

• 17 is not the new 16 or 15. You’re still the same age you were yesterday.

• I don’t have a drinking problem. If I did, I’d be drunk right now.

• Happy 17th Birthday, Son! You know how much I love you, you are the greatest son in this whole world, and I hope that my birthday wishes make you as happy as you make me.

• On your 17th birthday, I want you to know that you are the best thing that ever happened to me. Besides for 24-hour Walmart and Waffles.

• Happy 17th birthday to my son, who is one-seventh of his life!

• In this world of chaos, it’s a blessing to have one day where everyone is forced to tell you how great you are. Happy 17th Birthday!

• If you are worried about having nothing to talk about in college, just mention your 17th birthday wish and it will be relevant FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

• Son, today you turn 17. That makes me older than I thought.

• Sometimes, when I look at you, I wonder how your mother and I created such a beautiful creature. Congrats on turning 17!

• Happy birthday to my favorite person in the entire world. You are everything a mom could want in a daughter.

• Happy birthday to my son. I hope you don’t grow up too quickly. I want you to stay as my little boy for a bit longer.

• What a big year! My baby is 17! I remember the day you took your first step, and it was yesterday.

• You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy Birthday!

• You’ll never be this young and reckless again – enjoy it!

• Congratulations, you’ve graduated to the big 1-7!

 Funny 17th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Daughter

• There’s no better way to express your love and care than sending the best 17th birthday wishes for your daughter.

• Happy 17th Birthday to my sweet daughter. You were the best mistake we ever made!

• Happy birthday to my daughter who I love more and more every day… except for today because you are 17, and we don’t have enough money to bail you out of jail.

• You can’t beat their day. Happy Birthday, Princess!

• Happy Birthday to the chicest girl that I know! I hope you have an amazing day filled with lots of laughs and plenty of cake.

• Time flies when you’re overtired and your dad is embarrassing. Happy Birthday!

• Happy Birthday to my daughter who is even better than the bestest piece of chocolate cake in the world. You know what, you are actually far sweeter than that.

• The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive, smart people usually love all of them. Happy Birthday to the smartest!

• I’m 17 now, so I think it’s time for me to start the real world. Uh oh!

• The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree, those gifts are friends, family, kids, and the one you love.

• My clothes might be getting smaller, but I’m still a big deal!

• To my darling daughter – please don’t follow in my footsteps. I tend to trip a lot.

• Congratulations on turning ¼ of a century.

• Be your own kind of beautiful

• Happy 17th birthday to you, young lady! You are now an old teenager.

• Happy 17th birthday to my beautiful daughter! Stop growing up so fast or you won’t fit in my lap anymore.

• What do you call a 17th birthday with no purpose? Pointless.

• Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter. This year I would like to ask you for a small favor. Now that you’ve reached maturity, could you please quit taking my credit card without permission?

• Congratulations on turning 17 today! You are no longer a child. Now you can take your own selfies and post them on Instagram.

• Happy birthday to my lovely daughter who owns half of my heart and all of my credit card!

• Today I would like to give a shout out to all the 17-year-olds out there. Happy birthday, sweetie!

• Time to flaunt your age: 17 and holding 😜

• We don’t care if we made mistakes back in the day, you turned out amazing anyway. Happy birthday!

• Congratulations, you are no longer a minor.

• Don’t let it go to your head, but you’re now old enough to vote and join the army.

• Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said as a teenager.

• 17 is your lucky number today because you are one-of-a-kind! Happy 17th birthday, daughter!

• Somebody’s 17th birthday is coming up, which means that it is time to present them with a hilarious card and then take them out for a night on the town.

• Happy 17th, birthday to a girl who’s as old as she looks and still as young at heart!

• Enjoy your 17th Birthday, but remember when you get your license I will be in the backseat smelling like Pepto Bismol.

• Happy 17th Birthday to my favorite person in the world. My only regret is that I only get to be one year older than you.

• Ayyy! Officially legal to do and say all the things I’ve been doing and saying. Happy 17th birthday to me!!

• Sweet 16 is just an excuse to party; 17 means you’re finally legal. Happy 17th birthday, sweetheart!

• Happy birthday to my sweet little girl. I love you to the moon and stars in a galaxy far, far away. Love Mom

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my wild and crazy girl who is just as beautiful on the inside as on the out. Love you!

• Happy birthday to my daughter, the cause of all of my grey hairs.

• Don’t be jealous; I’m 17 in Korean

• This cake didn’t cost you anything, because you don’t start paying for your mistakes until you are 18. 🎂

• The world would be a better place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.

• You’re not getting older, you’re getting better. Especially at driving.

 Funny 17th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Grandson

• 17th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Grandson

• I searched Google to find the perfect 17th birthday message for you. Unfortunately, Google told me that it’s not possible to fit all of your wonderful traits into a single quote. You know I’m always here to help!

• Happy 17th birthday grandson. Sorry, you couldn’t have a proper party, but I’m sure we’ll take you out when the virus is over.

• Happy 17th Birthday to my handsome grandson! I love you so much. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. Stay awesome, stay cool and stay blessed.

• 17 years old! That’s, like, almost 20. Happy Birthday, grandson!

• Some people think it’s a curse to be the oldest. But we know that you have always been a blessing, grandson. Happy 17th Birthday!

• So my grandson turned 17 today and he had the audacity to ask me for the car keys. He is so grounded.

• You have reached adulthood, but you will always be my child. Happy 17th birthday!

• Happy birthday to the most handsome, funny, and dashing boy. You may now drive my car.

• Happy Birthday to a grandkid who is “LIT” in every sense of the word.

• You are now old enough to legally drink. I’m sure that won’t be a problem. Happy 17th birthday!

• Smash your alarm clock, because there is no school today! Happy Birthday

• “A teenager is a bunch of hormones running around looking for someplace to land.”

• Happy 17th birthday for my grandson! You’re still too young to drive, but you’re old enough to stay home if you want to.

• Happy 17th Birthday! I’m sure you’re totally reliable, responsible, and mature.

• You’re not a kid anymore. Your parents can now legally have you put away. Happy 17th birthday!

• Happy birthday to you, son. You are the funniest, smartest, and most handsome boy I know! Hope your birthday is as special as you are!

• Happy 17th birthday! You’re halfway to driving me crazy. I love you!

• You may now wear red and black together, drink beer in public, and vote… but I still don’t trust you with the car keys. Happy birthday, grandson!

• Happy birthday to my little man who is now a grown man! I can’t believe you are 17 today, where did the time go?

• It’s your birthday – my only wish is that you get even funnier with every passing year!

• Happy Birthday to the coolest 17-year-old ever! Let’s have a blast celebrating your youth.

• The best part of having 17 candles on your birthday cake is that you get to keep them all when it’s done.

• I’m 17 now so I can make better decisions than you could when you were 17.

• 17 reasons I don’t want to catch you late at night

• Happiness and Success for my 17 years old funny grandson. We love you so much!

• Happy 17th birthday to the sweetest, coolest, and most handsome grandson on this planet.

• My grandkids are definitely my biggest pride and joy. Spoiling them is my prerogative.

• This is a very important time in your life. You are not a little kid. And you’re not quite an adult. But you are old enough to get into R rated movies without adults’ supervision.

• Life is a balance between pleasing yourself and others. I’m pleased to announce that 17 years ago, you made two people very happy. Happy birthday!

• Your birthday is a reminder that you are 17 years closer to death

• The day you were born I got the best birthday gift.

• Getting old is not too bad. Sometimes I even forget how old I am, especially when I look in the mirror.

Funny 17th Birthday Quotes and Captions for Granddaughter

• Happy 17th Birthday to my funny, goofy, and all around wonderful granddaughter.

• Happy 17th birthday to my granddaughter! The moment I saw you, I wanted to be your grandma.

• It’s happened 17 years ago and today you have it again. Happy birthday to you, my granddaughter!

• Happy birthday to my granddaughter. I hope your 17th year is even more amazing than the last.

• Live a life filled with laughter and fun, happy birthday to my sweet granddaughter!

• You’re 17, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine. Happy Birthday, Princess!

• 17th birthday means you are now an adult. Congratulation!

• Happy Birthday to my granddaughter, who is everything I could never be.

• On your 17th birthday, may you make tons of mistakes, so you don’t repeat them when you grow up.

• At 17, you were just a kid. Now I’m told you’re an adult.

• 17 is not just any old number! It represents ‘Party Time’

• 17th birthday means it’s time to stop getting drunk and start getting wasted 🍻

• Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without Facebook reminding me.

• I thought I had my first gray hair today. Turns out it was just a glittery strand of your childhood.

• You’re sweet, smart, and beautiful—and your birthday is so fun to celebrate. Happy 17th Birthday, Granddaughter.

• Turning 17 is a big achievement. At this age, you are a teenager. We are proud of you and wish you success in life! Happy 17th birthday to our sweet girl!

• Happy 17th Birthday to my favorite person, who just so happens to be 17 years old today.

• Dear granddaughter, 17 can’t be the age at which you start acting your age.

• Be like a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside. Happy 17th birthday.

• May God always bless you with a smile as beautiful as yours. Happy Birthday, my dearest granddaughter!

• On this day, when you were born, a beautiful angel came to earth to spread joy and happiness. Happy birthday, granddaughter!

• Happy birthday to my granddaughter, the princess of my life. 🎂💜

• He who laughs last…didn’t get the joke.

• You are 17. Look up the words “responsibility” and “maturity” in the dictionary.

• If you want to feel like a teenager, hang out with someone who is seventeen.

• You’re getting older and I’m getting drunk, so we have that in common. Cheers.

• Granddaughter, I think you are old enough to be a part of my math class. Happy 17th birthday!

• Happy 17th birthday to the granddaughter who knows how to make her grandmother happy 😍🤩

• Happy 17th birthday to my favorite granddaughter, who is now old enough to return my calls.

• Granddaughter, you add a sparkle of joy to every moment of our lives. Happy Birthday!

• Happy 17th birthday. I look forward to giving you funny presents and money for the next 70 years!

• My granddaughter is a wonderful gift and I am so happy that another year has gone by to celebrate her birthday.

• It’s your birthday and 17 years ago today I was blessed with the best granddaughter that anyone could ask for.

• The road to eighteen can be a bumpy one, but that’s only because you are just too cool. Happy 17th Birthday sweetie.

• If you look handsome and no one is around to give you a complement, did you actually look handsome? Happy Birthday.

• 17 years of you being awesome, congratulations!

• Sweet 17 and never been more mature.

• Better watch out! You’re not a little girl anymore. You’re officially a teenager. 😋

• 17 candles on your birthday cake?

• You’re officially partway to retirement, so you better start working on your pension now!

 Funny 17th Birthday Captions and Quotes for Sister

• Happy 17th birthday to my sister, my favorite little weirdo. I hope your special day brings you lots of laughter! Love always!

• I always knew that you would become adorably cute and funny. Happy 17th birthday!

• Happy 17th birthday to the greatest little sister in the world!

• A little birthday wine is fine, but too much birthday gin will probably land you in the hospital. Happy 17th Birthday to my sister.

• Happy 17th Birthday! Turning 17 is not all it’s cracked up to be. Look at you: You’re no longer a sweet sixteen and you can’t even rent a car.

• Nothing compares to the comfort and care of a sister. Happy Birthday to my best friend!

• On your 17th birthday, I would like to wish you the best of luck and tell you how much I admire you.

• Happy birthday to the best sister in this world. I love and adore you more than you do. May all your wishes come true! I love u soooooo much.

• Happy birthday to the sweetest sister ever. You’re just as beautiful inside as you are outside.

• Happy Birthday to my best friend, the one who laughs at my terrible jokes and still stands beside me even though I have poor taste in fashion.

• You are not 50. You are 18 with 32 years of experience.

• I’m so glad you were born. If you weren’t, who would I dance with at weddings?

• Don’t be afraid to push past your comfort zone—in grooming, style, and in life. Always Keep on Growing.

• Happy 17th birthday sister. You’re finally of age to be too old for every cool thing and too young for everything else. Have fun!

• Happy 17th Birthday, to my favorite sister in the world.

• To be honest, your 17th birthday is not that special, but you are. Happy birthday, sister!

• Can’t find a caption? Just write “Happy birthday sis” and call it a day.

• “They say you can’t choose your family but I got lucky because I chose mine. Happy Birthday to the best sister ever.”

• Happiest birthday to my favorite sister! This is the last year I have to pretend to like you.

• 17. What, did you think you were too good for all these other captions?

• Happy birthday to my favorite sister, who is also my only sister!

• You’re 17 today, which means you’re closer to 18 than 16.

• Don’t worry. I’m not going to post a birthday message on Facebook. I don’t think anyone wants to hear me sing your praises

• My sister may not always be by my side, but she will always be in my heart.

• Make every day count 💃🏻❤️

• Happy birthday to the only person I’d want as my getaway driver.

• Happy 17th Birthday to a sister who’s: pretty, funny, and doesn’t hit me anymore.

• I don’t have a younger sister, but if I did she’d probably be just like you. We’re glad we caught you stealing our sweaters and hijacking the car keys. Happy 17th birthday!

• Happy 17th birthday to the most amazing sister on the planet. Let’s get down to business because I’m tickled pink to be here celebrating with you.

• Happy Birthday to this big sister, who is always there to tell you if your outfit is bad or your jokes are lame. Love you!

• On this day, 17 years ago, my sister was born. I know it’s hard to believe she’s alive today after all that partying

• Happy 17th birthday to the second best looking person in this room!

• I’m sending you this post because I don’t have much money to buy you a birthday gift. Happy Birthday!

• Happy birthday to my sister – the only person in the world who can make me feel better with a simple hug.

• You’re 17. You have 7 days until you’re eighteen. So much to do, so much to see.

• There are two times when a woman doesn’t understand a man – before and after marriage.

• Happy birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver.

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 Funny 17th Birthday Captions and Quotes for Brother

• Happy 17th Birthday, Brother! You’re not too old to say ‘I love you.’

• Happy 17th Birthday to the best brother in the world because I honestly can’t think of any other brothers so that must make you the best.

• Happy 17th birthday to my brother who invented the word sibling. You’re endless, boundless, and without limit.

• Happy 17th birthday to my brother. I think it’s time for me to take back all the embarrassing photos of you that I posted on social media.

• Happy 17th Birthday to the coolest brother in the whole world!

• Today, I’m officially an adult. It means I can now do all the horrible things that I couldn’t do before without getting grounded. Happy 17th birthday, brother!

• Happy 17th birthday! Sorry, you had to wait so long for a fun party.

• Happy Birthday to my brother and best friend. I know it’s going to be a great year for you because you are one in a million (that’s why we put up with you).

• I can’t believe you were born 17 years ago today. Welcome to an adult life full of responsibility and misery.

• Yesterday you were just 16, today you are 17. Soon enough, you will be 18, which is half of 36.

• Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world! Here’s hoping that you continue to grow up and not old.

• Get your body ready for the new responsibilities you’ll have when you turn the legal driving age. You can do it!

• I hope your 17th birthday is as special as you are. Happy birthday, brother!

• Congratulations, you’ve made it to being old enough to be embarrassed by your family. #Happy17thBirthday

• Today is a special day because you came into this world when you were born. Happy 17th birthday!

• Happy birthday, bro. I can’t believe you’re finally turning 17 and everyone will stop thinking you’re 12.

• Happy Birthday to the second best brother in the world.

• Happy Birthday to my brother. May all your 17s be wild and crazy.

• 16 was tough, but we made it. Happy 17th birthday!

• That’s the age where you just don’t care, you do what you want, and all you want is your parents to give you money to buy junk food.

• All of my life I’ve been making wishes and hoping they become reality. Now that I’m seventeen, and I think it’s beginning to happen.

• Happy 17th Birthday Quotes for Brother

• You’re still my favorite sibling. You are the best brother. Happy 17th Birthday to you!

• Happy 17th Birthday to my favorite brother ever! You are so old, I feel like I should call you “Old Man”.

• To the best little brother I could have wished for, Happy 17th Birthday!

• Happy 17th birthday to my brother who I’m pretty sure was switched at birth

• Happy 17th birthday to the bro who taught me how to put on eyeliner and stole my clothes when I was 12.

• Happy 17th birthday! Don’t take life too seriously, you have to be 17 only once.

• Happy Birthday, brother! Don’t worry, you’re not that old just yet.

• Happy Birthday to my childhood partner in crime!

• Dear big brother, I know you’re chill 🥶 but I still love you ❤️ HBD, stay cool 😎

• Happy birthday! May every wish of yours come true.

• If life is a game, I’m level 17. Happy birthday to me!

 Funny 17th Birthday Captions and Quotes for Best Friend

• I can’t believe you are already 17! At this rate, you will be a 100 in no time. Happy 17th Birthday my dearest friend!

• Oh, the places you’ll go. Happy 17th Birthday!

• See You at the Top! Happy 17th Birthday!

• Happy birthday to my best friend who keeps on getting better with age.

• “Congratulations on being less pathetic than the rest of us for a full seventeen years…”

• It’s a scientifically proven fact that happy people are more attractive than sad people. Happy Birthday!

• Congrats! You’re 17 and you can’t get drunk.

• Happy birthday to my best friend. we are getting so old I can’t believe it.

• It’s your Birthday! The 17th of Never.

• Happy Birthday, you have officially made an adult and can eat all the cake you want.

• Finally, it is your birthday. Now you can legally break up with your parents and marry your cat

• 17 is a TERRIBLE age. You’re still too young to do the fun stuff, but old enough to be held responsible for your mistakes.

• 17 might be my favorite number (it’s the sum of 12 and 5). Happy Birthday!

• Happy 17th birthday to a best friend who can legally eat the birthday cake.

• Happy Birthday to my best friend, who is always there for me through thick and thin. To the coolest girl in school, I pray you to have an amazing day today!

• 17 Years of pure awesomeness! Happy 17th Birthday!!!

• Happy 17th birthday to my best friend! May you receive an abundance of wisdom and lots of gifts tonight. We’re one step closer to being 21!

• Your 17th birthday was a piece of cake. The candles cost more than the cake did!

• Happy Birthday to a very special 17 year old. May all your birthday wishes come true!

• You’re not seventeen anymore! Blow out your candles, girl. Happy Birthday!

• Happy Birthday to my best friend, who is better than the best of the best! Love you.

• Happy birthday to the friend who has been with me through it all.. 17 long years of friendship.

• On your birthday, I just wanted to remind you how old you are.

• Double digits, but still a little kid.

• Happy 17th Birthday to the smartest, funniest, most gorgeous person I know. Oh wait, that’s me!

• Happy birthday to the girl who never fails to make me smile and laugh, even when I don’t want to. Happy 17th birthday.

• Happy 17th birthday. I will take this opportunity to remind you that we’re getting older and that means less partying, more napping.

• Today is the first day of the rest of my teenage years! Happy 17th Birthday to me!

• Turning 17 is all about celebrating the fact that you’re legal unless you live in Texas.

• You’re way too young to be this old. Happy birthday!

• Woah! 17 already? It feels like just yesterday you were learning how to walk and talk. Happy birthday, bud!

• Don’t be jealous. I’m young, free, and single.

• 17 candles and I’m still alive!

• At some point, we just stopped trying to look older.

• Forget the past, you can’t change it, forget the future, you can’t predict it, and forget the present. I didn’t get you one.

• Happy 17th birthday my special friend! You are so sweet and amazing that I would like to keep you in a jar of honey.

• Happy 17th Birthday. Enjoy the year of firsts. First driver’s license, first car, and your first trip to the department of motor vehicles.

• Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and shouting—WHAT A RIDE! Happy 17th birthday bro!

• Wishing you a(nother) year of not being able to admit that you’re 17. Happy Birthday!

• She’s the mix of sugar, spice, and everything nice! Happy birthday!

• Only 4,380 days until your 18th birthday.

• Happy birthday to my favorite person to text when I’m drunk at the club.

• Happy birthday to a friend who I would probably have been dating at this age if they weren’t my sibling.

• On the count of 3, let’s do something we will regret later. 1, 2, 17. Happy Birthday!

• Happy b-day to the only person who I will share the cake with.

• Yaaas. It’s finally my turn to pick the movie on our Netflix and chill nights

• I’ve finally reached the age where happy hour is a legitimate reason to drink. Cheers!

• Wishing you a magical birthday!

• 17 is my new favorite number.

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