Bridesmaid Instagram Captions Funny

A variety of bridesmaid Instagram captions funny to add to your Instagram and other social media posts. Although there are thousands of very unique and different Instagram captions you can use for bridesmaids’ pictures, I have selected a collection that you may use for inspiration.

Bridesmaid Instagram Captions Funny

• Roses are red, violets are blue, we’re going to be bridesmaids and I’m excited for you.

• We’re all just a bunch of girls trying to get married.

• She said Yes! Now help me pick a dress and pay for it.

• I can’t wait to trip this bride on her way out of the ceremony.

• Maybe I won’t be your maid of honor, but at least I will always be your friend.

• I thought the dress was ugly when she picked it out, but on her, it looked amazing.

• I’m so expensive, I think I should walk down the aisle

• I’m here for the cake and to watch your love story unfold. Now, where’s that wine?

• I would be lost without you by my side

• I have to admit that I’m getting a little spoiled.

• She’s the perfect bridesmaid. She knows how to party and how to carry a tray of cupcakes.

• We don’t run like princesses. We run like bridesmaids.

• when your friend gets engaged and you need to start saving for the bachelorette.

• She said yes! My best friend is getting married and I couldn’t be happier for her or more excited to be there by her side.

• Dreaming about the day when I can wear white again.

• Your bridesmaids deserve a shoutout, so leave these fun bridesmaid captions here for them.

• Hey ladies, did you know that I’m getting married? Well, now you do! I’ll expect all of my bridesmaids to help me plan the day of my dreams.

• Wear a bridesmaid dress that you’ll want to wear again.

• Some girls dream of their wedding day, others dream of becoming a bridesmaid

• I might not be the best bridesmaid, but I’m the best at everything else.

• They’ll be grateful for your friendship, but even more so for the amazing Instagram picture of them at the wedding.

• No one is more proud of you for getting married than I am. Promise me lots of cake?

• Weddings: Worth it for the free champagne.

• Fall in love with someone who is just as excited to travel the world with you or happy to sit on the couch, watch Netflix, and eat pizza as well.

• In case of emergency, dip the bride in cake and run.

• I can’t believe I have to wait an entire year to be this fabulous again.

• I still can’t believe you talked me into this.

• I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!

• Bridesmaid for a day, maid of honor for a lifetime.

• The only thing better than having you as my bridesmaid is our friendship.

• Sorry guys, I’m off the market. My bridesmaids and I are going to be wearing these cute new robes from @brand_name!

• We’re the bridesmaids who can’t be tamed

• My bridesmaids are the best humans on earth, but I’m not sure if I can say the same about their taste in dresses.

• Honor the bride-to-be with the perfect bridesmaid dress!

• Does this bachelorette party make me look single?

• “All dressed up, nowhere to go…perfect!”

• My new sister, fellow BFF, and partner in crime 🙂

• Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

• These are the days we’ll look back on and say “Remember when I was young…?”

• This may be the start of something new, but we’ll always be there for you.

• Adulting is hard, you deserve a drink.

• All my friends drink, it’s not a problem…..save the drama for your mama…

• In case of emergency, there’s always wine.

• Being a bridesmaid is like being in a girl gang and we’ve got your back!

• You better get ready to Instagram, because you’re gonna be my bridesmaid.

• Bridesmaids are the reason weddings are so fun.

• “Always and forever bridesmaids.”

• Bridesmaids have never been so flown.

• Yeah, we’re that fun bridal party.

• We should all be Bridesmaid for Life! #squadgoals

• When I die, my tombstone will have a “Like” button on it.

• With my ladies behind me, everything is possible.

• I could end up being a crazy cat lady, but for now, I’m going to be the crazy girl who asked you to be my bridesmaid.

• This is my resting bridesmaid face.

• Congratulations! You’re getting married. I’m happy for you, I’ll be even happier when it’s over.

• I may not be the bride, but at least I get to kiss her groom!

• Here’s to the bride and groom, be they happy or be they sad; but not so sad that they cry all over their wedding photos.

• Wedding season is coming, here we come.

• I’m here for a good time not a long time.

• I’m wearing a dress for you, You’re buying me drinks for me.

• I’m not your best friend. I’m your only friend.

• Hey, I said never again. And I meant it.

• A true friend is a friend through thick and thin and you’re the thinnest I know

• My bridesmaids are the best wedding hashtag ever!

• Bridesmaids: a term used for the women chosen to participate in the ritual of watching one of their best friends get married.

• Not everyone can be a bridesmaid, but being a bride is optional.

• I want to be everything you hope and wish for. But if I can’t be that, I’ll settle for being your bridesmaid.

• If I’m paying for your bridesmaid dress, you’re buying my drink.

• Next, we have a caption that’s bold and straight to the point. This person wants to be at your wedding party, no matter what.

• This bridal party didn’t need a shot of courage. We needed a pool

• You’ve been promoted to Maid of Honor.

• I’m here for the dress and the cake, NOT the groom.

• Dress shopping can’t make up for years of therapy, but it comes close.

• She said yes! Well, she said no at first but then she showed me her dress and I was like…

• ‘The only thing better than having you as my sister is my children having you as their aunt.’

• May the odds be ever in your favor.

• I’m only a morning person on December 25th.

• Do you and your squad need an awesome bridesmaid caption for Instagram? Well, you’ve come to the right place.

• The only thing better than having you as my bridesmaid is our friendship.

• No.1 rule of being a bridesmaid: always be prepared to hold the bride’s bouquet and cry at the same time.

• You can catch me in the bridesmaids dress catching bouquets.

• I\’ll be there for you, cause you\’re my bridesmaid yada, yada yada.

• I’m one of the lucky ones – literally my maid of honor

• Are there any other single ladies? If so,

• If you need to find me I’ll be the one crying in the corner with the cute dress on.

• he’s not my type, but he’s a good guy to know

• My mom always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

• She got a beach wedding, I got a hangover.

• All that glitters is not gold. All that glitters is champagne.

• Forget something old, something new, something borrowed, and… well, you know. Bring your bridesmaids!

• The best thing about having you as my bridesmaid is that I know you’ll be a hot mess of a maid of honor!

• If you love me, please don’t make me a bridesmaid.

• “I know what you’re thinking: ‘Not another bridesmaid!’ But a little birdie told me something about being in a wedding, and it is not all fun and games.”

• That’s what my bridesmaids are for… for better or for worse

• Well hello there, husband of the groom. Your mom was right, I never settle

• I said yes to the dress, she said no to the dress, we both said YASSSSSSS to the shotsssss

• I can’t get the time back that I spent on a bad haircut, but at least I got to wear this cute dress

• What’s a wedding without bridesmaids??? Just a meeting

• What is a bridesmaid’s job on the wedding day? Keep the champagne flowing.

• You are my best friend and stand by me through all of life’s ups and downs. I am so thankful to have you at my bridal party

• She’s my bridesmaid, which means I won’t get left at the altar.

• I’m really good at wedding photos until it’s time to smile.

• If I was to do this wedding all over again, I wouldn’t change a thing. Except for the maid of honor.

• we made it to the wedding and we’re still talking!

• They say “girls run the world” which is true, but they do it in heels and with a glass of wine in hand.

• I am too looking forward to the cake at this wedding.

• Whatever happens, we’re all in this together. And if it’s the end of the world, at least I get to be with my best friends.

• I really excel in the role of bridesmaid. I mean, my role was basically just to stand there in a gorgeous dress and smile.

• we are the bridesmaids of honor! We’ve been taught to be delicate, but we’re much more than that.

• I won’t be your bridesmaid if you don’t have a happy hour.

• I’m only a bridesmaid so I can straight up make the bride cry for choosing to be my friend.

• I was just joking a minute ago when I said I’d be your bridesmaid.

• Wedding plans: Dress, dance, eat cake and have fun

• This romantic getaway is sponsored by Merlot, Pinot Grigio, and the groom’s wallet.

• This wedding is tough stuff. I can barely keep my eyes open.

• You know what they say, new shoes make the party

• I’m here for a good time, not a long time

• Do you like mornings? Because today is full of them.

• bridesmaid of the year award goes to me

• Is there a bridesmaid tax? Asking for a friend

• Hey girl, here are some Instagram captions for your wedding photos!

• In honor of the international day of the girl child, today’s look is Bridesmaids so we can remember all the friendships that have started with saying “yes” to being someone’s bridesmaid except for when I say no to my best friend

• If you’re a bridesmaid, no one can tell you what to do.

• I’m the one who is gonna be your bridesmaid.

• Congrats on your engagement! Now let’s plan the best bachelorette party there ever was.

• One of my goals in life is to marry someone with the last name that just goes perfectly with mine.

• Forget diamonds, I want to be your best friend forever

• Happy to stand by your side even if I have to wear this dress.

• You deserve a best friend who will answer your call at 4 a.m., hoping it’s not an emergency.

• There will be champagne, laughter, and maybe even a few happy tears.

• If a hug was a second I would send you hours.

• Some people call it chaos, we call it family.

• I’m not a regular bridesmaid, I’m a cool bridesmaid

• Chardonnay and bridesmaids go together like the bride and groom.

• I’m the bridesmaid, not the bride and I am perfectly okay with that!

• My best friend is getting married! I’m gonna be her bridesmaid. And if you don’t like it, we can scrap it.

• I’m not sure what my wedding will look like, but I do know that my bridesmaids will be gorgeous and wearing these.

• I am each of your bridesmaids wrapped into one.

• What happens at the bachelorette party stays on Facebook.

• We can’t all be the blushing bride.

• 🎶 She wore an itty-bitty string bikini

• Like the best kind of parties, there’s always drama with these girls

• How much do I love you? Let me count the ways

• I don’t know what I’m doing, but that’s never stopped me before.

• Me: I’m soooo ready to be a bridesmaid. Also me:

• Bridal party squad goals. Tag your bridesmaids!

• If your bridesmaids are willing to stuff your bra, get you out of a bad date, and drink all the 🍷 you have to offer, they’ve earned the title.

• Will you be my bridesmaid? Because I can’t do this without you.

• Will you be my bridesmaid? And if you say no, the answer is still yes.

• Never trust a bridesmaid with hair bigger than her personality.

• You can’t spell wedding without fun.

• I got the guy, but she got the dress.

• They say love is blind so I am glad you can’t see me.

• I said yes to the dress, it’s time to pop some bottle

• I feel like it’s all happening. #mrsrhodes

• Your dress is puffy. The reception is stuffy. And the groom is a huffy little muggle.

• The only bridesmaids that my groom should have are his bros.

• So excited to be the bridesmaid at your wedding!

• Nothing says love like a good bridesmaid with a glass of wine!

• My bridesmaids are all I could ask for 🌸 #flowergirl #bridesmaids

• Bride: I want these in this color. Bridesmaid: Doesn’t matter, we’ll be crying all day anyway.

• Congratulations to our flawless bride, who knows it’s all about her today.

• Two weeks until the shindig so you know what that means: It’s time to start doing your squats. If you can’t get up out of the chair, we don’t want you in the wedding photos.

• “I’m not crying. You’re not crying. He’s just allergic to wedding cakes.”

• Sorry, folks! I’m only getting married once.

• What’s a little rain on your celebrations day?

• Let’s be honest. Brides would be lost without their tribe of bridesmaids.

• I’m the bridesmaid, not your wedding planner.

• If you’re not matching your bridesmaids on your big day, I’m here to tell you you’re doing it wrong. Everyone should be wearing blush-colored satin pajamas.

• You don’t need to wear a dress or walk down an aisle to join the sisterhood. You just gotta be a good friend, someone who has your buddy’s back and makes her feel like a million bucks.

• And the bride wore white, but the bridesmaids wear wine.

• Looking forward to a night of champagne, cake tastings, and endless love.

• It’s my best friend’s wedding & I’ll cry if I want to!

• I’m the mom of the group, the voice of reason, and the one carrying all of the snacks.

• I didn’t say it would be easy, I said it’d be worth it.

• Me when I’m a bridesmaid for the 45th time

• Hey #bridesmaids! You’ve got the dress, now we’ve got your back.

• “bridesmaid” used to mean the person you were totally okay with making out with the groom during the reception.

• “The bridesmaids were just there to catch me…as I fainted into the chuppah.”

• You know you’re a bride’s best friend when she makes you carry her train as she uses the restroom.

• You’re the wild one, I’m the bride’s best friend.

• My friend is getting married and I’m so happy I don’t have to wear white too.

• call me the maid of honor because I’m here to wreck your night

• She said yes to her dress but doesn’t have to say yes to a wedding too, right?

• I said yes to the dress. I just said yes to a glass of Pinot Grigio, but the rest fell into place at #BHLDN.

• It’s 4 in the morning and I’m riding a horse to their wedding.

– Love what we do. Do what we love.

• I’m not here for a long time, I’m here for a good time.

• Getting Married? Let me know if you’re looking for bridesmaids because I look real cute in a dress

• I’ve been a bridesmaid 16 times and no, I’m not doing it again

• I am not a bridesmaid because I am a friend, I am a friend because I was a bridesmaid

• you can’t have a perfect wedding without imperfect bridesmaids

• Welcome to the wedding party, I’ll be your bridesmaid for a day and maid of honor for life.

• I couldn’t be happier you’re my sister and my bridesmaid. Now let’s go drink until I’m the maid of honor!

• On a scale of one to fabulous, the bride is fabulous.

• A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without her best friend.

• The only thing better than being a bridesmaid is getting to be a bridesmaid with all your best buds.

• Walked into a bar to celebrate my engagement, wound up with a bunch more bridesmaids.

• I survived being a bridesmaid in three weddings and all I got is this lousy t-shirt.

• I love weddings, so I may be a little biased, but I think Bridesmaids is one of the funniest movies ever.

• No way! You’re getting married. I’m so glad they picked me to stand next to you during your vows. No pressure or anything.

• You may get white dress syndrome and start randomly sobbing at the raw beauty of your friend’s union.

• She found her prince, I’m still looking for my taco. Happy Fall Y’all!

• When I think of you, I just can’t stop smiling. Best wishes friend!

• Can’t say I’ll miss wearing this dress again.

• I’m laughing at how crazy I was to agree to do this.

• I will never leave you hanging. Okay fine, maybe I’ll leave you hanging but only if there’s an open bar.

• Just going to stand here and act as a pretty background for you.