Airports are usually a stressful place. You’re packed in a crowd, waiting anxiously as the final minutes of your flight tick away. You’re rushing to get your baggage checked and make your connecting flights. There’s just so much going on! That’s why it is surprising that airports can also be downright interesting places.
Airport Humor Captions for Instagram
Nothing like a little humor to help you get through the airport.
When you land at the airport but it isn’t your flight.
When you’re in an airport and all your luggage is lost…
If you’ve ever been to the airport and thought, “This is all too quick,” this is the post for you.
When you’re waiting for your flight and the person in front of you comes through the airport with a tie on.
Don’t miss a beat. You’ve got plenty of time to catch up on your in-flight movies.
The best part about flying is that nothing ever goes wrong.
Sometimes the only way to handle a long flight is with a good book and a tall glass of wine.
Flying is a lot like wishing: You never know what you’re going to get.
If you’re late for your flight and need a minute to catch your breath, take a deep breath, then check.
If you’re not scared to go, there’s no point in going.
Heads up! The airport is closed and everyone’s gone home.
If you’re going to the airport, be sure to make some time for a nap before your flight.
We’re not just an airport. We’re a city in the sky that’s so high up, you almost can’t tell what time it is!
I’ve been stuck in the airport for four hours and I already miss my bed.
You’re going to need a lot of patience at the airport. There are people everywhere, and they just keep on coming…
If you think flying is stressful, wait until you try parking.
We know you’re excited to get home. We’ll be waiting there when you get there.
It’s a big day for traveling. Don’t forget to enjoy the view.
You have three choices: A. Get out of the airport and get your car, B. Wait for a train that hasn’t arrived yet, or C. Stay in the airport and start drinking.
I never said it was easy being an airport security screener, but what I did say is that it’s rewarding when you catch a terrorist.
I know my flight is delayed and I’m not happy about it, but can I take a nap?
After all that travel, you deserve a drink in your hand and a hot dog in your mouth.
Everything is fine. No. I mean, everything is fine. No… okay, maybe not everything is fine. But it could be worse!
Airports are the best, unless you lose your luggage.
Just landed at the airport. I need to grab a drink and wait for my flight.
Get ready for the most efficient airport experience ever. Now with more Wi-Fi and a better coffee machine
I’ll be late for my flight, but at least I’ll be on time.
If you see a man with his hand in his pocket and a smile on his face, chances are he’s holding a plane ticket.
Let’s face it: airports can be frustrating. But the people here at LAX are always doing their best to make your wait as short as possible.
When you’re waiting on the runway for your flight, and the guy in front of you is playing with his phone.
The first wheel of your vehicle is called the steering wheel. The second wheel is called the gas pedal. And the third wheel? That would be the airport car park.
The only thing that could make this flight any more exciting is if I could fly too.
It’s not just flights. It’s the whole experience. Like that rude guy who spends all of his time looking at his phone in the airport terminal, ignoring everyone around him.
Stop searching for the perfect quote and start embracing your inner genius.
Excuse me, can you help me? I’ve been stuck here for two hours and no one will let me go.
If you’re looking for a good time, go to the airport.
All jokes aside, business travel can be a real drag. Thankfully, we’re here to lift your spirits with some airport humor.
Going through security can be stressful. Relax and have a little fun.
You might not believe it, but we actually have a whole airport just for our birds.
How do you know if there’s a layover at the airport? There’s a drinking fountain.
When you’re at the airport and all your bags are tagged and ready for you but your flight is not.
What’s the worst thing you can do at an airport? Answer: Wait in line, or stand in a long line.
We’ve got some serious runway action in the skies today, but don’t worry. You won’t miss your flight.
Say goodbye to your troubles by saying hello to Airplane Mode.
Just because you’re travelling doesn’t mean you can’t go green.
Always wear a smile and never get stuck in their traffic.
“You’re not a total dork if you got on the same plane as your crush.”
I don’t think I’d be able to sleep knowing that there’s a runaway plane on the runway.
The only difference between someone who has already died and someone who is going to die, is that you can see it coming
Your domestic flights are so much more enjoyable when you have a little humor—in your luggage and on your lips.
The TSA is the only airport security we need to worry about.
No matter how the flight goes, it’s always a good time.
Don’t be afraid to fly. You’re not going to die. In fact, you’ll have a good time. And nothing’s going to happen to your luggage either.
A joke! A smile! A smoothie! The perfect way to pass the time while waiting.
Let’s just say I’m not the type of person who enjoys traveling by air.
Say goodbye to your stressors with a friendly wave and wave goodbye. Good morning, good afternoon or good night, wherever you might be.
I’m an angry, vengeful person. I hate when people do this…and it’s not even close to 5:22!
There’s something about a full airport that makes people feel like they’re on vacation all the time.
When you’re stuck at the airport and wondering how you’re going to get home.
Why do people use their phones in airports? So they can pretend to be texting.
“When traveling, if you want to avoid being bombarded with the culture shock of your destination, simply follow the signs that say ‘Airport’.”
Hey, did you know that if you see a person walking around with their luggage in the airport, they’re probably trying to find you?
The only thing better than getting to your gate is getting to your gate and seeing that you made it.
What happens when your flight gets canceled and you have to stay in town? An hour of free time!
I’m just going to throw this out there. Airports are so boring, they’re like the Sahara Desert without all that sand footage.
I told the TSA I have a bomb on my laptop. They said “Just put it in your pocket, sir”.
The only way to travel safely is to be the last man standing.
There’s no place like home. There’s no place like the airport.
When you get to the airport and forget your toiletries.
If you haven’t heard, there’s a new airport security procedure being implemented.
Sometimes the only thing that can keep you calm at an airport is knowing that you have a bag on wheels and have already made it to your gate.
The perfect way to say goodbye to the summer – with a flight delay
It’s always a good idea to make sure you know where your luggage is.
We have to keep the entire airport crew on their toes, or else we’ll never catch a flight.
Flying fast. Going far. Doing anything but sitting on the tarmac.
If you’re traveling, make sure to stay in your lane.
I got a text from my friend: “Will you go to lunch with me?” “No, I’m going to the airport.”
Don’t let the airline industry have their way with your travel plans.
Let’s make a plan. I’ll be there at 9:55am, but the flight will be delayed by 20 minutes because of me.
When you’re traveling with a toddler, the lines are always long. There is never a place to sit down. And trust me I’ve tried…
Shhh. Don’t tell anyone, but it’s been even harder than usual to get here today.
Flying to a new adventure? Launch your Instagram with these airport jokes.
There are so many things to do in an airport, but all you can think about is the fact that you’re in one.
One thing you’ll never have to worry about is how to navigate the airport.
Taxis, limos and private jets. You name it—we’ve flown it.
What happens when you mix my two favorite things: planes and coffee?
We’re just going to say it: having a dog in the airport can make you feel wistful that you don’t have one at home.
Jet lag: The feeling you get when you land in a foreign city at a weird time.
It’s a good thing we love travelling. Because when you actually have to fly, it can get pretty boring.
If you can’t spot the difference between a runway and a runway, you made it!
“You can’t just pop in and out of the airport. You have to check-in and check-out, like a real person with a soul.
I’m not going to be the one who says it, but I will say: You’re never too old to fly. And when you do, remember that there’s no place like home.
If you’re planning a trip somewhere, it’s always smart to check the weather before you leave.
There’s nothing like a good travel joke to brighten your day.
Humbly, we present the airport’s most important feature: the bathroom.
The best thing about traveling is coming home.
I’m not saying this is one of my best jokes, but I think it deserves to be shared.
No matter how much you pack, there are always some things you forgot.
I’m going to miss the 90-degree weather and short security lines.
It’s always good to be on time. But if you’re later than usual, it’s good to be early too.
From the airport to your front door, here are some funny and interesting facts about airports.
We all know that the best way to get through a long flight is with a quick joke.
Airports are the only places you get to say I told you so.
The more time you spend at the airport, the more useless time becomes.
For all you travelers who roll through here, here is the answer to your question when you land in the airport: “Is this what I think it is?” It’s the exit!
When you’re traveling, the only way to endure long airport lines is to think of a comparison between airports and the DMV.
Air travel is a kind of torture designed by God to make airline passengers say things that they don’t really mean.
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of extreme anxiety as I try to remember where my carry-on bag is
It’s the small things that make our long trip home so worth it.
If you haven’t been to the airport lately, you’re missing out.
If you’re going to be at the airport, you might as well do something crazy.
The only time to make jokes is when you’re on the runway.
When you’re stuck in airport security with a case of the Mondays…
My favorite part about flying is the second most important step—getting to the gate.
You can always spot the travelers. They are the ones who don’t have to run through security.
If you only have one piece of luggage and it’s a suitcase, don’t be surprised if it’s overweight.
When you’re waiting in line to get through security, but everyone’s just standing around chewing on their nails.
I think I just saw a plane fly by, but it was too fast to tell what color it was.
We’re just trying to get there, not crash and burn.
I may not have built this, but I have flown in it and now it’s time to move on.
Not all of us want to travel. Some like the home comforts of the office or a cozy cafe
Funny Airplane Passenger Memes
It’s not just a plane, it’s a flying experience
The best part of an airplane ride is watching strangers bond over their fears of flying.
They’re going to wish they were on this flight.
Flying with a smile on your face is a lot better than flying without one
This is what happens when you load your bag with too many snacks and board a plane late.
If you’ve ever flown on an airplane, chances are you have reacted with one of these four emotions.
It’s the little things that make me happy. Like a plane full of passengers following each other on Twitter.
If you’re flying between cities, it’s a good idea to bring your favorite travel playlist.
I fly a lot, but I’m trying to cut down on the airplane food.
What do you do in an emergency? Puff, Passengers and Cockpit crew always have a good time at the airport
To all the passengers who mess with my picture, I’m sorry but I can’t see you.
If you want to fly with us this summer, then you need to be a little bit crazy. But it’s ok because we love you like that
We have to be fearless. We have to be brave, and we have to fly into the unknown.
If you can’t sit next to the window and watch the world go by, then who are you?
A few of our favorite airplane meme captions from Instagram
If you’re planning on flying, get ready for the best jokes ever.
So, you’re on an airplane with me and my kid. You tell me it’s because I’m a United employee. #unitedfamily
What’s the best way to get in touch with your inner pilot? With a flight attendant.
The views from the window are amazing, but it’s the people that make this flight so special
A pilot and passenger locked in a heated argument–who will win? Your vote matters…
Traveling is the only thing that makes life seem short.
Viewing this image makes me feel like I’m in an episode of Black Mirror.
I’m going to miss you, but I’m not sure if it will be from the flight or when we land at our destination.
These are the most hilarious airplane memes, ever.
My new favorite type of plane: the one with the super comfy seats and free snacks.
When you fly on an airplane and one of your seat neighbors says, “Hola.”
We’re all just passengers on this plane, but some passengers are more interesting than others.
First class is always full of the most interesting passengers
When you’re flying, you really have to take advantage of the window seats.
It’s always better to be on the plane with a good movie and some snacks.
If you’re going to fly, make sure you’re ready for takeoff.
What’s better than a good flight? A good flight with friends. (and some snacks
When you’re stuck on an airplane, the pilot invites you to play a game: “You got your coffee and I got my box of M&M’s. Who wins?”
When you can’t decide if you want to cry or laugh.
Flying is the fourth-worst way to travel. The other three are by car, bus and train.
The next time a stranger asks you to take a selfie, here’s how to give it back.
Airport Jokes One Liners
We’re not sure if this airport has a bathroom, but you better bet it’s clean.
There’s a lot of things to do at the airport, but flying is not one of them.
If you have to wait for the plane to take off, you’re on time.
If you ever find yourself in a long line at the airport, just imagine what it’s like to be at the front of the line.
You know you’re not from around here when you travel to the airport and find out how many stories there are.
When you’re at the airport and they tell you your flight is delayed, don’t worry. Just lie and say, “I’m not late, I’ve just been held up.”
What was the last thing you traveled with on a plane?
Never let a lack of luggage space stop you from bringing more bags.
When you’re traveling, you can’t help but miss home.
When you just want to get home, but you don’t want to say goodbye.
1. The only way to fly is by jumping off a bridge.
It’s time for a flight. What’s the difference between air travel and waiting for the bus? No seat back TV.
Arriving in a city and not knowing the name of it is like arriving at a party and not knowing the host.
Airports are the best place to pick up girls.
When you miss your flight, the airport bar is where it’s at.
Don’t overthink it and just get on the plane.
Don’t worry about the airline, worry about the turbulence.
A little humor to get you through the summer.
What’s the difference between an airport and a church?—they’re both boring, unless you make them fun.
Flying is stressful enough without your flight being delayed.
The only thing worse than a delayed flight is an unplanned layover.
If you’re rushing to catch your flight, maybe go to the bathroom first.
If the pilot is late, you’re early. If the pilots are late, you’re on time.
When you’re on your flight home, the first thing you notice is how hard it is to get off the plane.
If you want to take a trip, remember to pack your bags and your patience.
Did you know that the average flight takes 1,000 hours to complete? It’s no wonder that people get so anxious when they are stuck in an airport for hours!
I’m going to miss you terribly. Please take care of yourself while I’m gone.
Airplane Jokes for Adults
All of these jokes have been told by a pilot anyway.
Looking for a laugh? Here’s one for the road.
Don’t wait for the plane to take off. Get on and start flying!
The only thing you need for flying is a big enough seat to lie down in.
If you’re flying, make sure you’re not on the plane with a “lucky” in your bag.
You know what they say: “The only way to achieve world peace is by taking a plane.”
When you’re on the plane and your seatmate keeps a low profile.
Let’s be honest — this is the best part of flying, but also the scariest part.
The most interesting people to watch on an airplane are the ones reading a book and not watching the movie.
She’s not sure what to do with her life, but that doesn’t stop her from flying airplanes.
Your flight is delayed. Why? Because the pilot was just having a bad hair day.
A plane flies over and a passenger yells to the pilot, “Why are there no clouds?” The pilot says, “I don’t know! Why?”
Are you looking for something to do in the airport? Well, look no further. Here are some jokes about airplanes.
Just because you’re on an airplane doesn’t mean that your grown-up jokes are too.
Flying is such an exciting experience, but it’s also the most dangerous. Here are some jokes that make me laugh!
Couldn’t make it to the airport? No worries. We got you covered with our latest air travel memes:
The best thing about flying is the bathrooms. They’re bigger on planes.
You know what plane is the most popular in my world? The one that’s got me by the seat.
The cabin pressure is so high today, the air actually feels like it’s flying.
What’s the difference between a plane and a statue of liberty?
There’s nothing like a little turbulence to make your day better.
A woman takes a seat next to an older man. She’s wearing her seatbelt, and the man is not.
If you’re sitting in economy but paid extra to sit in first class, it means you’re a fool.
A man sat next to a woman on a long flight. He asked her why she was traveling alone. She said life is too short to spend it with someone who isn’t you.
When the pilot came on and announced that we’d be landing shortly, my heart skipped a beat.