Do you love animals? Do you think I am weird for asking that question? Well, you are going to love this list of funny zoo quotes. If you don’t love animals then you should still enjoy these quotes. There is more than one way to become a zoo quote expert. Another thing, if animals make you sad (like they make me sad sometimes) then this list will make you feel better about yourself.
Funny Zoo Quotes and Captions for Instagram
• Monkey see monkey do. Keep an eye out for the latest trending pics of you and your friends at the zoo.
• Here at the zoo, we celebrate all kinds of animals—and not just because we’re full of laughs!
• There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love zoos, and those who aren’t ready for their close-up.
• Your favorite animals are here at the zoo.
• “I can’t wait to see the monkey you’re going to bring home. We’ve been waiting for a baby chimp to join our family for years. #babychimp
• A whole world of animals in one big zoo 🦆 🐘 🦄 🐒🦌
• The only cage big enough to hold this animal. 😱🦆
• Our animals just can’t get enough of this new exhibit. 😍😂
• When you see a baby alligator in the zoo and realize it’s not a baby alligator.
• You gotta keep your eyes peeled for some furry friends…
• You know you’ve hit the zoo when an elephant is having a conversation with a camel 🦃 🐘 🐗 🦀
• These animals have so many questions that they’re not sure where to start.
• Aww, it’s going to be a zoo around here! 🐸
• These animals have no idea what’s about to happen.
• The only way to tame a tiger is to tame your temper.
• No matter how much you try to keep it all together in a zoo, sometimes the animals just can’t help but make funny faces 😂
• We’re not just a zoo, we are a community.
• What’s the most dangerous animal at the zoo? The one that everybody wants to pet…
• We’re in the zoo and you’re watching. But don’t worry, we won’t bite. We’re animals—we just want to be friends 🐱
• We don’t just have monkeys and bears at the zoo, we also have alligators.
• We’re not saying you should get a zookeeper’s job, but what about these animal costumes? 🐻 🦁 🐹
• The zoos here at play include a green keeper, a mummy, and a talking pig.
• When you stay up all night to get a front-row seat at the zoo.
• What does a zoo see? A tiger, a panda, and a gorilla who keeps staring at their data.
• When you get lost in the zoo and find yourself urinating on a tree.
• A giraffe, a penguin, and a dolphin walk into a bar…
• There’s a new animal in town, and it’s a sloth.
• I can’t help but feel we’ve all been here before.
• If you think zoos need to break out of their cages, then you should come to see the one at the #ZooBazaar.
• Cute animals go tribal on their food.
• It’s not easy being a zookeeper, but they do it anyway.
• #zoonyourway, the best way to spend an afternoon at the zoo.
• Zoos are so much more than just cages for animals. They’re a gateway to an animal’s personality and behavior, making them a fascinating place to visit.
• A lot of animals are getting on their high horse about how much better they are than us, but we’ll just let these guys tell it: #teamzoo
• Let’s see if we can make the animals smile.
• A zoo is a place of endless possibilities.
• “You know I would do anything for a selfie.” 😂
• The best place to be is where the animals are
• They’re doing a pretty good job at keeping everyone occupied.
• How do you feel about being locked up? Not well.
• Rain, sleet, or snow? We’ll take it all. 🌧
• A zoo full of fun-loving animals. Who’s ready for a day at the zoo?
• The best kind of zoo visit is the one where you get to see a tiger puke on you.
• A dollar for the monkey and a dollar for the zoo!
• At the zoo, it’s not just about the animals.
• I want to go to the zoo, but I’m scared of the big cats.
• A couple of zoos in a row with no animals equals a zoo without purpose or meaning.
• Hey, look at that. A zebra and a giraffe taking a selfie together in the zoo.
• Don’t you hate it when the dogs in the zoo act like they’re human?
• If you’re not laughing at me, you’re laughing at my jokes.
• A lion’s got a lot of pride, but no room to stretch his legs.
• We’re saving the best for last, which means we’re not even going to talk about the elephants.
• The only subtle thing about a tiger is his claws.
• There’s a lion in here somewhere 🦆 🍄
• If you’re going to be lazy, do it right and have a nap.
• It’s not easy being a member of the zoo. But when you’re part of the hilarious, smart, and quirky Funny Zoos collection, it’s a lot easier to be yourself.
• Sometimes the best way to bond with your pet is to put them in a zoo. 😂
• We don’t care what you think about animals—just know this is a zoo.
• The animals at the zoo love getting together and laughing.
• It’s like, who doesn’t want to visit the zoo?😂
• When you think #zooprotection, you don’t think about the cute animals trying to reach the top of the glass enclosure.
• Even animals need a good laugh. 😛☺
• When you visit the zoo, but it’s a different kind of “zoo”.
• A bad day at the zoo is always better than a good day at work.
• We’re all about seeing the funny side of life.
• This is a real zoo. It’s not some frivolous collection of animals—it’s an ecosystem that desperately needs your help.
• The animals of the zoo have lost their minds.
• Luckily we have these adorable animals to keep us entertained while we wait for the next season of Game of Thrones. 😀
• Feeding time is the best time. 😆
• The only thing better than one funny animal is two.
• Tired of dumb animals? We love them, too. It’s not just us who are tired of them.
• A zookeeper’s job is never done: the animals always find new ways to be amusing.
• The best things in life happen at the zoo. #happymemories
• As you can see, we’re all about animals here at the zoo. 😀
• It’s not every day you see an animal as tall as a person walking around the zoo, but it did happen today.
• How do you know you’re in a zoo? The animals are all wearing clothes.
• Know what else is cool? Animals that look like they just finished making out with each other.
• We’re not sure if these animals can handle their new hobby, but we’ll let them figure it out on their own. 😂
• In the zoo, no one can hear you scream but a giraffe.
• We don’t know what wild animal you have in your heart, but we’d be happy to become its friend.
• Zoo animals don’t usually have time to submit captions or selfies, but they’re always ready with an inside joke. ☠🐻
• When you love animals, but feel that they are a little too wild for you.
• How do you say “beware of the animals” in animal language?
• We’re so excited we can’t stop squealing. 🐷
• On a hot day in the zoo, it’s nice to have a cute outfit to keep you cool.
• A man and a monkey selfie. That’s the first thing that comes to mind when I think of #zoo life. 😂
• There’s a reason why all animals are in zoos. They’re wild!
• You won’t believe your eyes when you see what our animals can do. 😆
• Watching the animals is like watching a show! 😎
• The world is full of interesting-looking animals.
• When you see a dog, walk away. When you see a lion, RUN!
• Wild animals are the only natural CGI.
• When you see a monkey, hang around long enough and it’ll get up on the table and start eating.
• When the animals all look like they’re having a moment 😏
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Did you know that we have lions? 😱
• Does anyone know how to get a bear to do push-ups?
• When you get in that cage, do you feel small?
• The zoo is filled with all kinds of animals, but you can only spot the funny ones.
• A zoo full of adorable animals is only funny if you’re a kid. ☺
• A zoo just never seems to be the same without some zany, zippy animals.
• It’s the most exciting time of the week: The Safari Zoo is open.
• I wonder what this zoo’s famous resident’s favorite haunts are.
• The roar of the crowd, the excitement in their eyes. The joy they feel. It’s no secret that these animals don’t want to be left out of the festivities.
• The zoo is closed, but the animals are allowed to roam free.
• The only complete meals at the zoo.
• When the zoo is closed, there’s only one place you can go…
• Meet the latest addition to the zoo: The wildebeest!
• I’m not sure what he’s thinking but I love that look on his face. 😍
• Nice work, guys. It’s great to see you all having fun.
• We’ve got your sweet spot covered. 🐘💕
• We love cute animals. But we can’t get enough of these hilarious ones.
• We all know that animals are unpredictable. So, we need to get used to the idea of having a zoo at home with us.
• This is why we love the zoo: when you see a monkey act like a squirrel, and a squirrel acts like a gorilla.
• You know what’s better than a circus? A zoo that has less elephants and tigers and more clowns, kangaroos, and snails. 😀
• The only way to say “hi” to an elephant is with a big smile and lots of food
• When you’re at the zoo and your companion has just thrown up…
• When Zoo Keepers are always a little bit crazy…
• A zoo with no animals and a sign that says “no animals” is not a zoo.
• Sometimes the animals are just as awesome at staring at each other as we are. 😀
• We don’t know if it’s the lighting or the fact that animals have no concept of the word “no,” but these are some of our favorite photos from this week.
• We’re all animals. So maybe it’s time we stop trying to hate each other, and start loving the ones that can stay close to home.
• When you realize you’re never going to be able to take a selfie with the pandas.
• Did you know koalas have thumbs? But they don’t use them to eat. They use them to drink beer.
• The ultimate selfie machine 🐰
• When you fall in love with a merengue 🐘 💦 🐈 🤫
• This zoo is super interesting and fun!
• How do you say “don’t touch the animals” in a funny way?
• For the zoo-goers and enthusiasts alike, here are two new ways to enjoy your visit to the park this summer.
• If you want to make friends at the zoo, don’t give them a monkey.
• Being trapped in a zoo isn’t the usual way to spend your day off, but if it means you get to hang out with all these wild animals, it’s totally worth it
• When you don’t want to be that person in the zoo and are chill AF.
• Have you ever seen a zoo with this many animals? #lol
• We don’t know what kind of animal you are, but we can tell your about to have a really good time 🐘 🥰 🐘 🥰
• The animals of the zoo are freaking out over the new exhibit. 😱😂
• You might as well go to the zoo because they’re all here.
• The only thing that looks funny is the guy in the gorilla suit.
• The zoo is going great! We even saw a bear, who’s the coolest one here? We’re just asking for a friendly reminder to not pet the lions 😬
• How do you explain the fact that there are no animals in the zoo?
• Hello, my name is a zoo. And I’ve got a big problem…
• A little goat, a little lion, a little monkey. What’s for dinner?
• If you can’t get enough of animals, check out these funny zoo animal memes!
• It’s hard to be serious when you have a zoo this funny.
• Are you ready to see the funny side of animals?
• What is the best animal to have at a zoo? A tiger, of course!
• The only thing you should be afraid of at the zoo is an escaped bear 🦃 🐻 🐶🌈
• My day was made when I saw a lion with a banana in its mouth. 😂
• To be the king of the jungle, you must defeat all of the other animal kings. 🐻 🏆
• We’re all animals together, aren’t we? 😂
• Oh, you want a selfie? I thought you’d never ask.
• What’s black and white and red all over? A tiger.
• The #1 thing you miss about getting older is your friends.
• Did you hear about the elephant who ate an entire box of crayons?
• A little insurance against the birds and bees.
• Our zoos are home to a variety of funny animals—and that’s a good thing!
• Who knew a zoo could be so entertaining?
• When you’re stuck in a parking lot with a bunch of adorable animals, what do you do?
• The zoo has got some new animals. Don’t miss out on the fun!
• a day at the zoo is always a good day.
• Hey, looking for a new adventure? Join the wild side at the zoo today! 🦆 🕷 🐻
• The zoo is the only place to be when you’re not at home 😎
• Is the zoo closed on weekends? 🐈
• While you were sleeping, the animals came out to play.
• Did you know that lions can’t jump, but they can swim.
• Can we talk about the animal equivalent of a teenager? 😂
• He’s not a monkey, he’s a man of leisure.
• We are giving away a hilarious Instagram caption to our followers, you should enter!
• How do you spell “fun” at the zoo? Zoo-ulous
• A zookeeper with a creative mind, who took care of all the cute little animals in a zoo.
• What does the zoo say? Animals in cages and humans everywhere. Go ahead, laugh it up. 😁
• At the zoo, you never know what you’re going to see. What are your favorite animals? 🐂🦊👀
• The animals at the zoo are a lot more interesting than we thought.
• Zoo animals are everywhere. Even in the fancy coffee shop.
• Always a good time watching the zoo. 🐘
• Don’t let the animals out of their cages—or each other. 😜
• I think we’re going to a zoo today.
• A zoo without lions and tigers, bears, and elephants is just an old menagerie. 🐘🌴
• It’s time to let the animals out of their cages.
• Sometimes the animals get confused too.
• Meet the friendly animals of the zoo.
• This zoo has a lot of weird animals that are really cute. 🐁 🦊 🐉🦌
• What is a zoo without animals? Zoos with cats.
• Okay zoo, we get it. You’re the best. But what about this thing?
• Some of these animals are just too cute to believe.
• Zoo animals have so many ways to get off their minds.
• It’s zoo season, so keep that cheetah behind bars 🐘
• They’re not just for cute pictures anymore.
• When you’re lucky enough to see a lion in the wild, you realize how small they are next to the T. Rex.
• A zoo is like a meeting of all species.
• A little bit of zany goes a long way…
• Where else could you find a real lion?
• Here are some photos of this week’s funny animals at the zoo:
• If you’re looking for some laughs, check out our zoo. There are all kinds of animals at the zoo, from hippos to crocodiles. Not to mention all the funny animals that live here ⛺️
• Our favorite animals are the ones that don’t even like being in cages. 😆
• I’m a zoo keeper. I’ve been watching you for a long time. #mnshelf
• We’re not the only ones who enjoy big animals.
• The zoo is so over. We’ve got a new plan, and it’s called #2018
• When penguins pretend to be polar bears, it’s probably time to go home.
• We’ve got a zoo full of cute, cuddly animals. #yinYang
• Who knew penguins could be so expressive?
• We’re not sure what’s more exciting: the new lion exhibit or the fact that there are no lions in the zoo. 😱
• This bear has been captured. But we have a feeling he’ll be back to work tomorrow!
• We’re all just walking in a big, furry cage.
• It’s so funny when they dance around the elephant because they keep missing all the funny parts.
• Zoo animals are just like us. They’re all crazy, and they live in cages.
• The animals in the zoo are so cute they make me want to go home and get a coffee.
• The animals at the zoo have gone wild: In an effort to get their laugh on, they’ve broken out of their cages and are doing their own thing. #zootoo
• Can’t believe we have to wait until summer for our favorite animals.
• Don’t forget to feed your furry friends. They’re looking at all of you funny.
• How many animals do you think are in the zoo?
• The zoo is never so dangerous as when you’re trying to get a selfie in front of the lions.
• The zoo is a zoo, the animals are wild and free. A one-way ticket to time out
• This zoo is getting a little wild. 😊😂
• You know that feeling when you’re at the zoo, but don’t know what to look at?
• Are you ready for a day at the zoo? 🦆
• It’s not easy being a gorilla. It’s even harder when you have to carry around a bucket of milk on your head.
• There’s a big difference between an animal and a human.
• The only thing missing from this picture are the animals. 😂
• Try not to fall asleep on the drive home today.
• Zoo animals are always looking to make new friends at the zoo.
• Just in case you missed it, here’s a picture of an adorable baby gorilla (no, not that one 😂) so you can get some laughs out of this.
• A zoo is a place where you can find all kinds of animals. It’s a kind of wild place, but it’s for people who want to get closer with nature!
• We’re all a little bit closer to the animals now that we can share an emoji with them.
• Fact: Elephants can’t read. Fact: Neither can the zoo keeper who didn’t shut the gate last night.
• There’s no place like home—or our zoo. 🦆🦆
• When you’re lost at the zoo… 🐘 🐘 🐘🎬
• Did you know…animals have feelings too. 😫😍
• Is it a bear, is it a cow? It’s 10% off at the zoo today 🐮 🥚 🐼
• When the animals get upset about the zoo.
• I’m so ready for the zoo this weekend!
• We’re ready to make fun of you! 🐘
• Where’s Waldo? I’m looking for him right now.
• Where are all the cool kids at? 🐈
• It’s never too late to start anew.
• We’re the friendly animals that make the fun happen at the zoo. We’re always here to help you have a good time.
• Paw-some, zoo-tastic fun for the whole family.
• The only way to know if you’ve been to the zoo is by looking at your ticket. If it has a stamp on it, then you have been.
• When a zoo gets into the Halloween spirit, you know it is going to be a good one.
• You are currently visiting the zoo. Do not feed the animals 🐶
• We all stared in amazement when this zoo keeper fell asleep in a panda’s cage. What happened next will make you laugh out loud.
• You know when you go to the zoo, sometimes your heart skips a beat when you see a monkey.
• What happens when a wild animal and a little kid meet?
• How to die: find yourself in a zoo with no food and in the middle of winter.
• We’re all animals here, so find the one that fits your mood.
• A gorilla is just a large, hairy, black-and-white man.
• Who knew that we should be wary of the animals in our midst? 🐻
• Why can’t we all just get along?
• It’s not what you expect to see when you look into the mirror.