Do you love quotes about stoner love? If so, then this is the list for you. I’ve compiled a list of your favorite quotes about stoner love. Most of which, come from movies produced by Judd Apatow (mainly Superbad and Knocked Up). For your enjoyment, I have also included flowers and heart pictures throughout the list.
Stoner Love Quotes and Captions for Instagram
• The Stoner Love doesn’t care if you’re broke or rich, your car has a flat tire or a gold card.
• It’s not just weed. It’s the love that goes with it. #stonerlove
• The best kind of love is the kind that makes you want to get stoned.
• Stoners are the happiest and most excited people in the world.
• I am a stoner, I think about weed all day. Love you.
• I’m one of those people who gets along best with weed.
• You are not always going to be in a good mood. It’s okay to feel stinkin’ stoned sometimes.
• The best weed comes from the grove, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
• When you can’t get enough of a person.
• Saying I love you, then watching the sunrise on top of a mountain is the best feeling ever.
• Finding the perfect bouquet of flowers is like finding your soulmate.
• It’s a wild ride when you put this in your mouth and it takes over your world.
• It all started with a smile and a hug.
• You can’t find it anywhere else, you know it when you see it.
• Our spirit is for you to bring out of the ordinary, so we’ve brought out some pretty extraordinary things.
• Stoner love is a roller coaster ride of euphoria and despair, with a pinch of decay.
• I got the munchies for some stoner love
• You don’t have to be stoned to love this thing. It’s all about the feeling of being together, even if it is with a glass of wine in your hand.
• Nothing says I love you like getting high with your bae. ☺🎉
• You wanna grow up to be a stoner? Then you better smoke weed.
• I’m so stoned, we might have to move again.
• A beautiful day for a beautiful stoner.
• This ain’t your granny sister’s weed.
• You’re not alone in feeling stoned; we’ve all been there. Now you know what to do!
• The best kind of love is a love that can never be broken.
• Just taking a moment to celebrate the beauty of love.
• Love is never wrong, it’s just never been done right.
• Do you know that feeling when you can’t get your mind off of someone? I have it all the time and I don’t even know this person!
• I could be the next you, or I could be the first time.
• Let me be your wrap, let me be your spoon.
• Stoner love is a beautiful thing.
• Fuck it. I’m in love with a stoner.
• There’s nothing like the feeling of being high and nothing like the feeling of love.
• We’re no strangers to love, but the kind that takes your breath away
• She is the only girl that gifted me a joint and I didn’t even have to ask.
• When you can’t stop thinking about your partner.
• It’s true, you can fall in love with the beach 🌊
• Holding on to love is like holding on to a dream.
• I’m high, I’m low. I’ll love you till the end of time.
• I could write about how you make me feel, but I won’t.
• When you’re with the right person, everything is more exciting.
• We’re not in this world by ourselves. And we don’t have to be.
• Stoner love is real and you should feel lucky to be in it.
• I love you so much it hurts #stonerlove
• Stoner Love is the next frontier, and we are here to explore it with you.
• I’m in love with stoner love, I can’t get no sleep.
• I love the feeling of stoned love, it washes away all my worries.
• Stoners love smoothies. What’s your favorite smoothie flavor?
• Don’t take a chance on the wrong kind of love.
• Love is the most powerful thing in the universe.
• A new love. A new life. A new everything.
• I’m blowing the deadline, I got some good shit going on and I don’t want to stop.
• The sunset says yes, the stars say yes and my heart says yes.
• Life is a party and we need to make sure that everybody’s invited. #stonerlove
• You got the stoner love, I got the burn.
• Love is a delicate thing. But if you’re stoned, it’s stronger than anything else that can happen to you.
• It’s about that time when you need more than just a hug—it’s time to get stoned.
• All you need is love and a joint.
• If you’re thinking about getting stoned, don’t think. Just do it.
• The kind of love that makes you feel like straying in the night, like a warm summer breeze that blows you off my feet.
• The best part about being high? You can do anything
• There’s more to love than we can ever hope to understand. We just need to keep on looking for it, because we’ll never find it if we stop searching.
• I love a guy who is confident, willing to try new things and doesn’t take himself too seriously.
• Savor life’s smallest moments because they won’t last. ☀️🌴
• Stoner love is the only kind of love
• High tide, low tide. Stoner love is a tidal thing.
• Stoner love. Stoner people. Stoner things. #stonerlife
• It’s not a love story…it’s just a stoner love story
• I’m taking my love and stoner life, to the next level.
• Think you’ve got it bad? Just wait until you get stoned. You’ll feel better.
• When you find a person who makes your heart feel stoned.
• No longer will you be a stoner. You will be a stone-cold smoker 🍁
• Don’t let the grass be greener, grow your own ☀🌸
• We’re searching for the right one to make it official.
• Always remember to love yourself before you start trying to change someone else.
• There’s no place like home, but there are a lot of places that feel like home.
• There’s no better feeling than a long weekend spent with the people you love in the woods.
• Finding the perfect fit has never been so easy 💋🌟
• It’s better to burn out than to fade away.
• Stoner love is the best love.
• This girl loves her stoner love.
• The way you make me feel like I’ve been on a bender all summer long. #stonerlove
• When you’re in a stoner love with someone, you need to be able to say the words “I love you” without hesitation. And we mean it.
• I love you like a stoner loves their couch.
• We’re all about the stoner love.
• We’re not just stoners, we’re the best stoners.
• Damn, you’re good. I love that you make me so high I don’t know how to focus on you.
• If you’re not high, you ain’t doing it right.
• You’re the one that I’ll always love, even when my heart is breaking. 😍
• I’m high, but I don’t really care.
• The only thing better than a good buzz is two good buzzes.
• If you love VWs, then you’re in the right spot.
• Life is too short to put up with bad vibes.
• You’ve never felt like this before, but you know that you can’t stop.
• Stoner love is about passion and connection, not rules.
• Stoner Love is a movement of commitment and devotion to the act of smoking marijuana.
• Stoner love is when you spend the evening cuddled up with a friend on a couch, watching the sunset over the ocean.
• Stoned love is a love that burns so deep it feels like it will last forever.
• I’m all about enjoying a good stoner love story.
• It’s a special kind of love that keeps you high all the time.
• It’s your job to make the hours fly by. It’s the rest of the world’s job to understand that when you’re stoned, time stops.
• I’m a stoner, and I will always be one. So put this on your desk and smoke a little peace of that herb you are holding right now
• You can’t keep a good stoner down, but you can keep us down for long enough to get some sleep. 😀
• Be the person who is loved just for being them.
• We wanted to share with you something that has been on our minds for a while now and we feel like it’s finally time. We’re getting married 💍
• Stoner love is feeling so good you lose track of time.
• There’s nothing better than a stoner love.
• The love that comes from a stoned heart ☺
• I’m all about the stoner love.
• There’s no better time to fall in love with weed.
• You’re my love, you’re my life and I will love you forever.
• Sometimes you’ve got to get high to get over someone.
• When you’re high, the world looks like a better place.
• Hey, bud. Come on in and light up. ⛽️😎
• If you want to be loved, love. If you want to be understood, understand. If you want to be valued, value yourself. If you want to be free, free your mind…
• We stay together for the good times. But more importantly, we stay together in spite of the bad times.
• My heart is still growing, I’m still learning. And there are so many things that I want to do. I’m gonna enjoy this life while it lasts.
• Stoner love is the feeling you get when you’re high as fuck and someone asks if you’re high.
• You’re not just stoned. You’re a stoner love.
• Nothing is more beautiful than you in our stoner love.
• The only love that’s deeper than stoner love is stoner love.
• Love is like a warm stoner. It’s not always comfortable, but it sure is always satisfying 🌵 💨
• Stoners are just regular people who like to light up instead of putting out.
• The love of your life is a stoner. You can always recognize a true believers by their ability to stare past the clouds and see the stars.
• You look so stoned, I want to get high with you.
• Our goal is to get you high and emotional about life
• Stone hard, forever and always.
• Need some love? Give us a call or send us a message. 😉
• I fell in love with you on the weekend.
• You gotta know how to rock a t-shirt to make it mean something.
• These are the moments that make you sit back and think.
• You’ll never find a more perfect place to get the Stoner Love feeling
• You and me, we’re just a stoner love. Holding hands and high as fuck…
• When you’re stoned and you’re in love
• I broke up with my girlfriend because she was stoned all the time, and it was ruining our relationship.
• When you’re high, it’s easy to fall in love.
• The kind of love that never feels right, but always feels right.
• The kind of love where you don’t have to say a word.
• It’s a love that burns bright and strong.
• I know it’s not easy to believe, but I do love you.
• You can’t help but fall in love with this thing.
• I don’t have time to fall in love
• I’m not sure if I should be scared of you or proud of you.
• I got this feeling, right here.
• one day, you’ll be happy because you were able to say thank you.
• Stoner love is real. It’s more than a feeling—it’s a state of mind.
• Stoner love is the strongest kind.
• When you’re high and in love, there’s nothing better after some good love than a stoner love.
• If you ever feel like you’re not living up to your true potential, remember that stoner love is the most potent kind. And it always leads us in the right direction.
• There’s nothing like stoner love. 💯
• We’re all about the stoner love.
• It’s a love story, not a stoner tale.
• When you’re in a relationship and you feel like you’re both stoned every single day.
• You can’t go wrong with love 💕
• Who needs something to connect with their partner on a deeper level when you can just have a couple of beers 🍻 🥂
• What is the true meaning of love? Let’s find out today!
• It’s always the same, but it never gets old—the way someone makes you feel when they’re right there, smiling at you and looking into your eyes.
• A time to reflect on past lovers, a time to look forward to new ones.
• Be the first ones to show someone they are not alone. They are a part of a bigger family, they belong here.
• Stoner love is the kind of love you don’t forget, even after a million miles apart.
• Stoned love. It’s the kind of love that doesn’t just get you high, it gets you high off of being high.
• The love that grows between two stoners is the strongest love of all.
• When you’re stoned, it’s hard to be lonely.
• There’s nothing better than a nice, mellow stoner to balance out your life.
• It’s time to celebrate love and have a good time with your special someone.
• The kind of love that makes you want to pack up your life, move in with your bff, and move to Ireland.
• I’m a stoner. That’s just how it is.
• We don’t just love to smoke, we need to smoke.
• I am so high I feel like a balloon rising up to the sky.
• If you’re with me, and you care about me, then it’s only right that I don’t waste any time with you.
• It’s not always easy to have the courage to make a move, but it’s worth it.
• Thinking of you. Thinking of you long after the sun goes down #stonerlove
• I love a good stoner love story.🌸
• It’s not just a feeling, it’s an attitude . . . and it’s stoner love.
• We don’t need no stoner love. We don’t need no weed, just a good man 😉
• Looking for a love that might just be a little bit stoner.
• Stoners are the only ones who can truly appreciate the smell of fresh cut grass.
• Take me stoned and I’ll come undone.
• They say love is a many splendored things. Well, we’re in it for the long haul.
• A love that you can’t touch, but one that you can taste.
• You can’t chase love, but you can capture it and hold on to it.
• When you’re with me, everything is cool and groovy
• You are crazy, but I like it 💃🏻
• I would never leave you if I could.
• Whatever you are doing, keep doing it. Stoner Love.
• I’m feeling #stonerlove right now.
• Put down the booze and pick up the stoner love.
• Stoners love to be in the moment. They enjoy the feeling of being high and being present for the moment.
• Can’t get enough of the stoner vibes ☀💨
• Brians are the best kind of people. They rock, they smoke, and make your life better.
• Falling in love is easy, but staying in love is hard.
• “I think the most underrated thing in life is love. It’s so simple, it has no definition, and yet we can’t live without it.”
• Don’t try to find a reason why you love us, our love is seeping through.
• The feeling of waking up next to someone who makes you smile wakes you up and gives you butterflies.
• Hey, what’s up? It’s me. I like a girl who has a stone-cold attitude and knows how to rock her look.
• If you love the feeling of finding your groove, this shirt will make you feel real good.
• There’s nothing better than finding out you’ve met the one at the end of a long night.
• There’s no better time than now to make that first step.
• Stay high forever with your new favorite drink: Stoner Love #stellarsmoke
• Stoner Love is when you enjoy a good joint and then look back on your life and laugh.
• What I’m looking for? A girl who has the same stoner love that I do.
• You can’t make me fall in love with you, but you can make me wanna a stoner.
• My heart is a stoner. I love you, but I do not know how to quit you.
• No one deserves to feel alone in the world. So come home and let’s get stoned together.
• The love you get when you’re high.
• Getting stoned with my boo is the only way to be.
• No matter what you are doing or who you are with, you can always get stoned.
• If you’re looking for an old soul to love, come on over 👋 😍
• It’s not just a flower, it’s a love story.
• I found my love in the most unexpected place.
• No matter where you are, we’re always on your mind.
• If you like something, do more of it. If you love something, let it grow on you.
• Stoner love: It’s not a phase. It’s permanent life
• Stoner love is stronger than any drug.
• Stoner’s love is so strong that it will never die.
• Stoner love is always powerful.
• Stoner love is the strongest
• There’s just something about stoners that makes them irresistible to the ladies.
• I love all you stoners, who come together and make this world a better place.
• I wish these two were stoned and I was a photographer.
• A love like no other…a relationship that will last a lifetime.
• The feeling when you’re stoned and the world is beautiful.
• The best kind of love is the kind that lasts.
• Passion is not just something you feel, but it’s a feeling that connects all of us through time.
• Going to the beach with this diamond-bedecked bikini.
• This time, I’m ready. Ready to dive beneath the sun and surf through the stars.