Pasta is one of the most consumed foods in Italy and in the world, but it has a taste that goes much beyond its popularity. This food has produced some funny quotes over the years, and therefore you can find here a list of some funny pasta jokes and quotes. In order to respond well to these jokes, you must be guessing for the following.
Funny Pasta Captions for Instagram With Quotes
• If you like humor instead of just plain text try these funny pasta names
• Like, who doesn’t love pasta? Let’s all laugh about how much we love pasta…together–just us.
• Pasta your way to happiness.
• Eat your feelings? Nah, we’d rather eat all these easy pasta dinners.
• If you can read this, it means you’ve mastered the art of pasta.
• I eat pasta to remind me of my mortality.
• The ultimate pasta party: Meatballs, marinara, and a metric ton of cheese.
• There’s nothing I like more than a long session of cooking pasta. Except maybe a long session of eating pasta.
• Throw your inhibitions out the window and guzzle your vodka sauce with a spoon.
• If we’re not being 100% authentic, then what are we?
• Hey, it takes a lot of time to look this good.
• I’m an angel on the outside, but a little bit of a devil on the inside. ♥️
• Let’s chat about pasta. I’m in it to win it.
• Next to the family, pasta is my favorite thing.
• Pasta for every need: spicy spaghetti, buffalo fusilli, and even chicken noodle.
• If you liked it then you should’ve put a #pasta on it.
• The only pasta you should be eating this week
• Only green pasta can make you this energized.
• Pasta~n’t you just hate when you have to chop the tomatoes before making a pasta?
• There’s nothing I trust more than the taste of real pasta sauce. #staysaucy
• When pasta is too much and soup is too little.
• Of course, it is… only spaghetti can stop a zombie apocalypse.
• Get a taste of Italy without leaving your kitchen. You can thank us later.
• Totally not joking when I say: you’re going to want to eat this all by yourself.
• Don’t ask me why I’m making a plate that looks like a smiley face… it just feels right
• When he’s been bad, but you love him anyway.
• I think we’re going to need a bigger bowl
• Have you ever tried to cook pasta in the shape of your favorite things?
• It takes a lot of pasta to make you feel like the pasta is on your side.
• You’re not a true foodie until you’ve tried pasta
• Let’s be honest, it’s time we all stopped pretending that spaghetti is anything but the best.
• I love pasta, but I don’t like that I eat too much of it.
• If you like the taste of salted breadsticks, you’re going to love my pasta!
• Not sure what to do with yourself over the weekend? Here is a simple meal idea you can have ready in 30 minutes!
• We’re not gonna take it, anymore…to the tune of the guy from South Park’s “I’m a Little Teapot”
• You know the saying, ‘It’s all in the sauce?’ We can’t explain what’s going on here, but it tastes delicious.
• Just like that, you’ve turned into my favorite type of after-work date.
• Did we just become best friends?
• Pasta is the first love for many of us. But it’s been a silent love affair for far too long.
• If you’ve got a big appetite, it’s the perfect time to get PastaMania.
• Pasta, why are you so delicious? #pastalove
• Pasta is so fresh, that you don’t even have to cook it.
• We’re all about pasta, what are we about?
• I love pasta but my hips don’t. Let’s focus on fresh and light recipes that help in the “guilt” department.
• Pasta is not the same without you
• These lasagna noodles are the stuff our dreams are made of.
• We’re having a macaroni moment. [pause for effect] Just us?
• Spaghetti looks like a plate of worms.
• Is it just me, or does anyone else think that “Mac and Cheese” is Macaroni’s way of telling everyone he’s bottling up the funk?
• Because you can’t spell ‘pasta’ without ‘Basta’
• I used to eat pasta with a fork and a knife, but then I learned how to twirl pasta. Let me show you how…
• Mamma mia, that pasta sure looks good.
• Fettuccini Alfredo, spaghetti and meatballs, ravioli… If only there was a pasta shape for every occasion!
• Be the pasta to someone else’s sauce.
• These lasagna noodles are like two straws in a chocolate milkshake.
• Even the pasta is saying I’m cold.
• Who doesn’t like “almost noodles”? No one, that’s who.
• How are you feeling? After a stiff neck from a night of pajama parties, I’m feeling like some spaghetti.
• There’s nothing wrong with ordering in tonight. #DinnerTonight
• I’m in your mouth and I’m singing the blues.
Funny Creepy Pasta Comix Captions
• Is it October yet? There’s never been a better time to get yourself some pasta and pumpkins.
• What is this pasta doing here, we didn’t order it…
• Pasta lusting for a date with water.
• Ah, yes. The dreaded tale of the girl who knows how to please #hungry guys.
• Don’t let your roommate catch you reading this
• Is anyone else living for this weather?! Me, I am loving it! It is the perfect opportunity to binge-watch all of your favorite scary movies.
• At my favorite restaurant, you’re food until you finish your plate. #dontjudge
• Just a guy who has some rando opinions on some random stuff.
• Is it an old wives’ tale? A scaring story? Find out if a spoon of black pepper helps keep the evil spirits at bay. 😱
• I can’t tell if this comic is terror-inducing or super funny.
• When you think she’s looking at your profile…
• If you are afraid of the dark, try sleeping with a nightlight —Ben Franklin #funnypics
• The way I see it, life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift nobody ever asks for.
• That time of the month when you just want to wear sweatpants and brain fart all day.
• Stay calm—there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for why you always have bananas on hand.
• Once upon a time, I was in an interview…
• What would you do if I told you that this pasta was made from human flesh?
• I’m a fan of pasta, but I’ll be the first to admit that it isn’t for everyone.
• Once upon a time, there was a blog, and I think you’ll like it. You’re welcome.
• The best way to get a party started: invite everyone over and make them dinner.
• He didn’t know it yet, but he had signed up for a journey into a weird, sadistic world…
• When you’re not sure what to do with your hands in a group-photo situation
• A classic tale of Bob and his adventures in the pastel world.
• We’re heeeeeere! To infinity, and beyond!
• It’s been so long since I’ve seen your face,
• You’ve heard of the Blind leading the Blind, but what about the Cuckoo in the clock?
• Keep your eyes on the road, or else you might end up like these unlucky drivers.
Pasta Restaurants Captions
• Date night’s not just for the couple. Take your bestie to Pasta Polo and explore some of our new fall pasta.
• Gone is the summer and here comes the pasta
• When life gives you pasta, make Lasagna.
• And then she tells me…I’m drowning in pasta
• On your next date, you’ll go home with more than just leftovers.
• I’m in…but only if you promise to use a lot of butter.
• If you can read this, you’re highly sophisticated and stylish.
• Summer’s end is officially in sight, so we made a hats-and-scarves set to help you make the most of these last few months. Cheers
• Old Italian proverb: Before leaving on a trip, tie up all loose ends. And if you can’t tie up all the loose ends…tie up one end. That should do it.
• When #firstworldproblems rear their ugly head, we’re here to help.
• When you simply crave that warm, comforting feeling of being tucked in at home.
• I don’t know what I would do without my favorite pasta place.
• They say carbs are the devil, but we’d like to politely disagree. Enjoy pasta your way with these satisfying and scrumptious recipes
• If you love pasta, but don’t love how full it makes you feel, try our delicious low-carb options.
• When it comes to pasta, there’s always room for more.
• When you’re feeling extra carb-y, try our new creamy, cheesy Mac and Cheese pizza with bacon.
• It all started with a little dough… A whole lotta love, and now it’s dinner.
• This sauce doesn’t want a free meal, just your mouth. Your mouth is free right? Free not to be funny and actually order our food though.
• Pasta doesn’t lie … and neither do we. Sign up now for our newsletter. (And get 50% off your first order as a thank you.)
• YUMMY fun facts: one serving of cooked spaghetti = 60 calories, 2 grams of fat, & 7 grams of carbs.
• There are two ways to eat pasta. One is delicious, the other is like a savage.
• Nothing pairs better than pasta and wine. Nothing.
• Some days you’re a pizza, other days you’re a slice of chunky tomato-basil pasta 🍝
• So many noodles, so little time.
• That moment when you realize you have too much pasta and not enough sauce.
• If you ever visit us with your date, be sure to get a table in the back of the restaurant.
• Pasta is so good, you’ll always have room for more noodles.
• Pasta for the people by the people.
• Not every pasta dish is created equal. Check out our classics and mouthwatering new dishes.
• This summer, we’re all about letting the pasta take the lead.
• Spaghetti is so good, you’ll be licking the bowl.
• No news is good news. No carbs are good carbs.
• You know it’s a good day when you’ve got on the top and bottom of your plate.
Pasta Salad Recipe Captions
• Perfect for the next backyard barbecue, or even just for a midnight snack, my pasta salad is full of nutrients and flavor.
• The best feeling in the world….homemade pasta salad.
• Nothing brings people together like a pasta salad.
• We’re not trying to oversell this, but we just might have created the best pasta salad you’ve ever had.
• Showing off your artisan pasta skills at a potluck? This is the perfect, low-maintenance recipe to wow your pals.
• Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between: I give you the salad that rules them all. A pasta salad fit for a queen
• Creamy, crunchy, fresh—layered with flavor and texture, yet packed with protein.
• If you don’t think this is your thing, just wait until you taste it.
• Fill up this summer with fresh pasta salads like these, which are a great side to any protein, or make a delicious meal on its own.
• Everyone’s favorite way to say bye-bye summer is pasta salad.
• Bite into this delightful and delicious pasta salad recipe.
• We’re thinking about this pasta salad for dinner every night for the rest of the fall.
• Fall may be my favorite season, but winter is a close second because it means I’ll eat more pasta salads.
• You can’t go wrong with a classic. Especially when it’s as good as this recipe for our Creamy Veggie Artichoke Pasta Salad.
• I’m telling you, you could work at a pasta salad factory and not get bored of the combinations.
• Macaroni salad is a true summertime classic, and we’re going all out here.
• In a bowl, mix together pasta, black beans, corn, tomatoes, avocado, cilantro, and lime juice. Serve with your favorite tortilla chips!
• Don’t stress about this weekend—hit your fridge hard and get creative.
• Nothing makes us happier than a great pasta salad recipe. #happymeal
• Pasta salad is a lot like life: You’re probably better off with a little olive oil and some basil, but you can work with whatever ingredients are around.
• Pasta salad? We’ve got you covered with these recipes that allow you to create your own tasty combinations.
• Pasta salad is a vegetarian’s best friend.
• Italian pasta salad: the versatile, ever-lasting side dish. All you need is a good recipe.
• Your ticket to success this summer is seriously simple. It’s all in the pasta salad, baby.
• Life’s a bowl of pasta salad. We’re here to make it better
• In the mood for an Italian feast? Try this easy pasta salad recipe and serve it with your favorite summer main dish.
• Tired of eating the same old things? Spice up your dinner tonight with this cool pasta salad recipe.
• You don’t have to just eat a salad with your pasta! Give you pasta salad a boost with our new spicy vinaigrette.
• Rainy summer days are the perfect time to make pasta salad, so you can eat it for lunch on [Mondays] and [Fridays].
• It’s time to get your pasta on. And the best part is, it doesn’t even have to be hot out for you to enjoy it!
• I like my pasta like I like my men. Fresh, hard, and covered in a tangy Italian dressing.
• I’m not saying we’re dating but when you text me “where r u” I’m like whaaaaat?
Joe’s Pizza and Pasta Captions
• You really can’t beat a slice of Joe’s.
• You know you’re a New Yorker when your favorite pizza place is just a block away.
• Life is a funny thing, especially when you’re eating a slice of pizza.
• We’ll slice your pie any way you like it—but we won’t stab you for ordering tomato sauce.
• New York’s best-kept secret, now in Southern California Skee-ball anyone?
• Yeah, I know it’s not as cool as the stuff you see on insta but I like to keep things real
• keeping it simple and casual: lots of short sentences that are easy to read: What’s your favorite kind of Weather?
• Joe’s has the best food, service, and delivery in town—and they’re open till 2 a.m. If you’re still hungry after dinner, just call them.
• Great pizza, made with fresh ingredients!
• You can’t rush perfection. We’ve been making pizza since we were kids.
• Good pizza is simple. Good pizza is fun. And that’s it.
• A party of two? No problem. Just ask for the “Italian Roommate.”
• You’d think you’re Italian if you eat here that much.
• Everything’s better in moderation…except when it comes to pizza, pasta, and beer.
• A typo on our sign says Joe’s Pizza and Pasta… Good thing you have us to explain it to you
• When you want a slice of something different but familiar, grab a slice from Joe’s Pizza.
• It’s raining again. Do you know what that means? Time to stay in with some Joe’s!
• Life is a highway, and love is a pizzeria.
• The vibe: warm, friendly, casual, and buzzing with energy.
• When the situation’s dire, you can only rely on yourself. And pizza.
• When pizza is life, you become a pizza.
• If you love spaghetti as much as we do, then you can’t go past our spaghettini.
• Why spend your whole life in Capri when you can spend a week.
• Tina Fey wrote Mean Girls and 30 Rock. Tonight we’re eating the best of her hometown:
• When the day is done and you’re looking for a place to eat, where do you go? Joe’s Pizza and Pasta!
• If you’re looking for some authentic Italian pizza and pasta that’s always fresh and hot, come on down to Joe’s Pizza & Pasta!
• Joe’s has you covered for every possible mood.
• Two of our favorite things: pizza and pasta. We believe combining them is a match made in heaven
• If you’re not by the phone, then you’re picking up the pizza.
• Forget what you know about Italian food, and eat like an Italian!
• You say tomato, I say tomato. You say ravioli, I say ravioli. You and me agree on dis, we’re gonna make some pizza 🍕
• Ladies and gents, get ready to get your fill. Our food is so good, you’ll think you died and went to heaven.
• Good things happen when you Pie Hard.
• When you’re ready to #maketheclubs, Maestro, we’re ready for you.
• Yup, we’re a real place. What’s your excuse?
• It takes a slice to make your day.
• You can’t go wrong with a little Joe’s today.
• Looking for a fresh start? Let Joe’s cleanse your palette
• Just had a slice of the best pizza in Brooklyn
• A delicious dinner pairing: our deep dish pizza and this 2014 Napa Cabernet. Happy Friday!
• Here’s a slice of pizza with the most epic sauce and biggest pieces of toppings you’ve ever seen
• A piping hot slice of pizza will get you to your final destination faster than any yellow cab. Just saying
• New York, New York. When you’re here you wanna be here. You don’t wanna be anyplace else.
• Good food. Great friends. The art of simplicity.
• Cheese is the way to any man’s heart.
• Oh, hey there. Yes of course you can order online. Did you think we would be so uncivilized to ask you to call?
• You don’t need to spend a lot of money, you just need to spend a little time.
Mushroom Pasta Captions
• Mushroom pasta isn’t just my favorite; it’s also my name… no wait, sorry.
• If you love mushroom pasta, check out how to make it using our infographic:
• You’ll never guess… My all-time favorite mushroom pasta dish
• If you like your pasta meaty, we got a dish for you. Tasty and hearty mushroom pasta.
• This weekend, forget the measuring cups and use your hands to bury your pasta in a heap of arugula, goat cheese, and pancetta.
• This is about as borderline gourmet as I get when it comes to cooking. Which means that I still burn the noodles.
• what are you waiting for? vegan fall has arrived.
• You’ll never believe how easy it is to make mushroom pasta until you try this recipe.
• If mushrooms had a motto, it would be “we grow where you least expect us to.” And by that, we mean your delicious, creamy bowl of pasta.
• The perfect blend of creamy pasta and earthy mushrooms.
• Let me teach you the joys of cooking with mushrooms.
• We’re serving up hearty bowls of warm weather. This one’s got a pile of seasonal mushrooms, spinach, and basil, plus our creamy Parmesan sauce. Dig in.
• Not all pasta is created equal. – Mr. Mushrooms
• Any time is a good time for pasta… but this time of year, it’s especially true. Enjoy.
• Sometimes you have to let go of the pasta in order to hold onto the fun.
• Hear ye! Hear ye! Delve into this woodland delight of a dish that’ll have you saying: “Yum”.
• The best things in life are always a little wild.
• Mushroom pasta? Not so much. But mushroom pasta when you use our brand-new cream sauce? Yes, please!
• No, I’m really not mushroom pasta. But I am part of a community that’s growing.
• Let your food “naturally” inspire you with this simple mushroom pasta.
• You can always tell the people who really love pasta. They’re the ones who don’t mind a little fungi on their noodles.
• Mushroom power! Our Mushroom Risotto is not only simple to make with just 10 ingredients, it makes a delicious vegetarian dinner.
• We’re not having mushrooms tonight…it’s just that one night a year we eat them.
• Made with love, mushrooms, & extra love!
• When you’re tired of pasta, tired of pizza, and tired of salads.
• This pasta is a force to be reckoned with. It’ll give you the strength to take on the world.
• A hearty dish that will be loved by old and young alike! #entertainingtips
• Just add a little cream, and you’ll feel like you’re in autumn.
• Please ‘share’ our latest #pin for a chance to win $100 worth of prizes!
• Waking up at 2 pm everyday is a real issue—especially when it’s Monday.
• Make your own mushroom pasta. Make your own good memories.
• Basket of mushroom pasta with creamy sauce on a plate
• This mushroom pasta will have you saying, “if you can’t eat like a pig, don’t eat at all.”
• A healthy mushroom pasta that’s just as satisfying and delicious as regular pasta
• Even the most delicious mushrooms in the world can’t compete with the taste of fresh pasta.
• Do you enjoy cooking and eating? If so then my dish will suit your palette. The name itself “pasta” is Italian for “meal”.
• Lucky for us we’re free to eat whatever we want when we want it. Are you hungry yet?